The WB Vacation

[Kazansky]

FINALLY!!! MY COMPUTER DECIDES TO ALLOW ME TO WRITE THE RP!!! WOOOO!!!

Anyway, here goes the RP:

Kazansky had just applied for a large loan of five hundred thousand rubles. After spending it on his necessities, (ergo, useless junk) he realized that he had a substantial amount left. Then a mad idea hit him. He opened up the IRC and messaged DragonPaladin, aka Kevin Yang: "I have an idea... an insane idea, but an idea nontheless... I am inviting all our comrades at WB on a hunting expedition on the island of Hokkaido, Japan... Hey, maybe we could even hunt for the Japanese there. Heheheh... Bring the drinks... Of course, I don't drink, but bring them anyway."

Little did they know that the very ones who loaned Kazansky the money were to meet him in Hokkaido, armed and ready to murder anyone who set foot on their island fortress. The Japanese Fuzzy Wumpkins had come...

(Pls, Black.Ice, don't delete this yet! I'm still starting!!!)

[Nickodemus]

I'll join it as a southern American wearing purple camo and fielding a large bow and arrow with dynamite on the arrows of course. I drink moonshine and have an orange car... lol

no seriously i might consider it if i get more details. i think. <shrug>

isn't that like 2 dollars anyways??lol

[Black.Ice]

If you add more detail to this RP, such as a plot, event, etc., and prove to me why it wont turn into a spam-fest, I will leave it open. Otherwise, this will be closed.

[Spartan-II]

I'll join... Hmm, it all depends, would the mods play themselves or would you portray them?

[ZeroCross]

Well it sounds fun. IS it going to be a non-serious kinda crazy RP starring us players as our actual account names?

[Protoss_Honor]

This sounds like an okay Rp I might join when some of the above questions are answered. But it sounds funny and exciting.

[Vhaeraun]

Tis been long time since I saw Kazansky in this forum :O


I may consider joining this, but I would have to see where it goes <_<

[Kazansky]

CHARACTER DATA

Name: (You should really use your account name here.)
Gender:
Weapon: (No WMDs, for the love of God!)
Contribution to the Party: (Whatever...)

PLOT: I have recieved a 500,000 Ruble loan from an anonymous source and have invited all the WarBoarders all over the entire friggin world to come and join me in a hunting expedition on the Japanese island of Hokkaido. We have a party up in the mountains, but unbeknownst to us, an evil army of JAPANESE FUZZY WUMPKINS has lured us there, for they were the ones who gave me the loan in the first place. They seek to destroy us for our pitiful attempts to draw them...
See: http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=9686
And now they want our blood...

[iHawk]

Kewl, I probably shouldn't join this but.... It sounds fun.

Name: Lt.Hawk
Gender: Male
Weapon: A P-90, grenades, C4 explosives, a shoulder-mounted sheep launcher (like worms ^_^) and a flamethrower.
Contribution to the Party: Lt.Hawk is a bird from the canadian millitary that loves to kill things, hence why he joined the "hunting" party. He can fly, shoot things, burn things, blow things up and of course launch "Worms" style sheeps at people. He is somewhat insane but always finds a way to get the job done.

There I am. Ready for action. If I ned to nerf anything tell me.

[ZeroCross]

What the hell, it'll probably be closed in about two weeks anyways, might as well get a kick out of it while i can ^^


Name: ZeroCross
Gender: Best not to ask.
Weapon:Twin blasters, one on each arm, and the imfamous Z-sabre(think lightsabre). I was also thinking about having the energy grapiling hook and sheild from MMZ2, but most people probably would'nt know what they are.
Contribution to the Party: Probably the only person who won't get drunk and shoot everyone else. Can lay down serious whoop-ass, also the voice of reason for the party, which will probably be ignored for most of the game....
Is strangly concinved all of life is a video game.

[Protoss_Honor]

Name: Protoss_Honor
Gender: Is there a law saying you have to have one? Huh? There is? Really? Fine. I will be male.
Weapons: two (2), type VII phaser rifles, two (2), 1 foot long elctro-blades, and one (1), vibrating axe, with a 2 foot long handle and 1.5 foot blade. And a bowie knife. (is this too much stuff?)
Contribution to the Party: He is just there. That and to annoy everyone to death. Actually he is there to say the stuff that makes everyone laugh in a very tense moment. He is the comedian of the group. He makes sure everyone has fun. He pulls pranks, tells jokes, does stupid yet funny things, that kind of stuff.

[ZeroCross]

vibrating axe, with a 2 foot long handle and 1.5 foot blade. Wow, the girls must love you.... lol. Seriously though, that's kinda, uh, wierd. A vibrating axe? Not only a bit disturbing, even more so if you are a male, I can't see as how that would have much of an advantage. It would like, numb your hand out a bit before it would do anything to crack or destroy armor or such.

[Sirion]

I like this one!!!

Name: Sirion
Gender: Male
Weapon: HATCHETS!!!
Contribution to the Party: Random guy that likes to kill things with hatchets and liked the idea of hunting things with hatchets. He is semi-psychotic, but not crazy enough to kill a human being (though just crazy enough to kill a fuzzy little creature that goes by the name of "fuzzy wumpkin")

[Protoss_Honor]

Wow, the girls must love you.... lol. Seriously though, that's kinda, uh, wierd. A vibrating axe? Not only a bit disturbing, even more so if you are a male, I can't see as how that would have much of an advantage. It would like, numb your hand out a bit before it would do anything to crack or destroy armor or such. I stole it from star wras. they have things called vibro-blades and vibro-axes. You push a button on it and the blade starts vibrating very, very, very fast. It has an advantage over normal blades, because what would be a small cut on a human arm by a regular blade, would be a deep gash in a human arm. They can cut through a human body, with ease. So don't get any wrong ideas ZC, or anyone else.

[kongurous]

I stole it from star wras. they have things called vibro-blades and vibro-axes. You push a button on it and the blade starts vibrating very, very, very fast. It has an advantage over normal blades, because what would be a small cut on a human arm by a regular blade, would be a deep gash in a human arm. They can cut through a human body, with ease. So don't get any wrong ideas ZC, or anyone else.

No, you don't press a button. The metal used naturally vibrates at subsonic speeds and you hear a slight vibrating sound, like a lightsabre.

Name: Kongurous
Gender: ah hell, male
Weapons: Why, a Star Destroyer. And a red lightsabre that deals 15-51 energy damage with a modifier of +10(yes, I'm a nerd and a KoTOR freak. sue me)
Contribution to the party: he is a steadfast communist, is pretty damned insane, and is in the US Navy. And it is his mission in life to fart on everyone's head and in their breakfast. He also hates France and burns a French flag every morning.

[Vhaeraun]

(yes, I'm a nerd and a KoTOR freak. sue me)

KotOR 2 is fun :D

Anyway, moving on >_>

Name: Lord Vhaerun
Gender: Male (Shame you didn't say sex :P)
Weapon: Everything >_>
Contribution to the Party: He can go poof! and appear at random, and can go poof! and disappear. He does dances around corpses and can give everyone a boost to attack :O

[Whiteknight]

(OOC: "We need a battle... without celestial intervention" -book

Thank you.

I'll see if this degenerates and decide whether to join or not.)

[Sirion]

(OOC: "We need a battle... without celestial intervention" -book

Thank you.

I'll see if this degenerates and decide whether to join or not.)

Ah book

The stupidest RPer I have EVER seen. This RPG, however, has a storyline as compared to book's RPGs. Who knows what'll happen; if I recall correctly, that thread reached 300 posts.

But still, he was horrible.

[Calibur]

Name: Calibur (Cal or Cali for short)
Gender: Male
Weapon: What ever he can find
Contribution to Party: Aloof and relaxed (maybe too relaxed), likes to ignore directions so he's not very reliable but he can go crazy when the time is right. Also a bit sarcastic.

[Spartan-II]

Kong, I hereby name you: WB quote theif.

Name: Spartan-II
Gender: Male
Weapon: Recharging Covenant Sniper Rifle! (Caps = R00ls.)
Bio: Not actually a Spartan, but that's not gonna stop him. Carrying his recharging sniper rifle of doom, he shoots random things like coffee cups and fuzzy wumpkins with ease. He is slightly psychotic, and if you make him mad he has been known to give "rough back-rubs."

[DragonPaladin]

Name: Dp the Asian
Gender: Male
Weapon: Asianness(Chinese variety)
Info: Dp is Asian and that allows him to extrude an aura that deflects all biological, radioactive, and chemical content. Also lets him do things that are otherwise impossible to try to do.

[Kazansky]

Kazansky "borrowed" one of the shiny new yachts that were by the Vladivostok harbor and scuttled the entire hunting party inside. After "starting it up", he then proceeded to make his way to Hokkaido. He promised himself, "If I see a single Jap coastguard, I will roast him alive and that will be my first hunting trophy for the day!" He said to his party, "Looks like this is gonna be a long trip. We have enough gas. There's a fridge in the galley. This French dude stuffed it with nachos... for some reason... Kongorous, DO NOT BURN THIS BOAT. However you strongly resent the FROG that this thing belongs to. TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO DESTROY IT. If you do, we will all have to swim to Hokkaido, OK? For those of you who can't stand nachos, there's a fridge in the back stuffed with French meat and French bread. Don't ask me why I didn't get any potatoes back in Vladivostok." Suddenly, a giant pod of sea-potatoes swam by the boat.

[kongurous]

Kongurous went to the back immediatly, grabbed the fridge, lit it on fire, and chucked it overboard.

"Damn French bastards..." he commented, and grabbed the nachos, and used his lightsabre to melt the cheese more, and to melt away the Frenchness.

Then, he went out to the front, pulled on a rope that had the Frenchman who put in the nachos on a noose, and threw the lobsters and kingcrab clinging to the body on deck.

"Anyone want a giant grab or an oddly-placed lobster, you've got it." he said, then started ordering orbital bombardments from his Star Destroyer on random shit, including the pod of sea-potatoes.

[Hawthorne]

CHARACTER DATA

Name: Hawthorne the mighty Shoveler
Gender: Male
Weapon: Let's see a Shovel, made out of titanium and a Shipka hand gun ( like a normal pistol but with laser & aim modifications )
Contribution to the Party: He has a tank in his garage, that's contribution enough for anywhere...

Hawthorne

[Nickodemus]

"I hope you all dont mind if i brought my brother duke." Quimbley says and the Helicopter is dropping off his car. "Brought my baby just like ya said i could." Lets go shoots us some fuzzy critters and such. He runs over to the car and jumps through the window...."YEEEEE HAW!" And that fatefull Orange charger heads out........

[Kazansky]

Kazansky grabbed a lobster which was grappling the Frenchman's... ah... Eiffel tower... and put it into a boiling pot. The lobster danced a jig in it and laid down to be roasted. "Aight! Lunch is ready!" Suddenly, a swarm of giant lobsters swam underneath the boat. Their leader spoke, "U have kild my sonn0rz, prinz of d lobbies. Now u will all be pwnd!!!1!!" Kazansky yelled into the intercom, "GRAB YER GUNS, MEN!!! WE HAVE HOSTILES!!!"

[kongurous]

Kongurous looked over at the l33t-speaking lobsters and decided to do some l33t of his own.

"5up b17ch35!!!!111!!!!!!!!oneone(one)numeralfive! 1 15 73h 1337z0rz 54b3rz0rz!!!!!111!!! 1 15 70 54b3r y0ur punk 45535 1n 7h3 4r7 0f 1337n355" he said, and lightsabred three of them, and then went to go steal someone's gun, preferably a good ol' 12 guage riot control shotgun, and blast some lobsters to Lobster Hell.

[Sirion]

Sirion dashed around wildly swinging his hatchets into anything that moved. A crazy smile crossed his face as he slew several more.

"YAH!!! Take this lobst- lobst-, what are things again? Ah, who cares. YAH!!!"

Hundreds of lobsters swarmed around Sirion. He wielded his hatchets at blurring speeds, but whenever he killed one lobster ten more sprung into his place. The hatchets wouldn't do the trick, he realized. He slowly retreated to where Kongurous was blasting away with his shotgun.

[Nickodemus]

As Sirion swung his hatchets he heard a swoosh through the air and A "YEEEEE HAW!" He had just enough time to duck behind a tree as the arrows went over his head. Them good ol' boys were here to save the day. A crap load of lobsters went up in the air with the resounding dynamite blasts the arrows let loose....

[Vhaeraun]

Vhaerun was standing there watching the slaughter, and then he danced randomly around the corpse of a lobster. Everyone got a bonus to damage, and Vhaerun picked up the lobster and began beating other lobsters to kingdom come.

He saw a group of lobsters in a circle, so he went poof! and appeared in the circle. He bludgeoned the 'sters to hell, then went poof! and appeared somewhere else on the boat. He continued beating lobsters with a lobster, laughing at the irony. Lobsters being pwned by a lobster.

[DragonPaladin]

OOC: This is just mass chaos, isn't it?

Dp quickly chopped up the lobsters with a large knife....The end...

[Sirion]

OOC: DP, don't ruin it. We all need relief by getting out of seriousness and into mass chaos sometime in our life.

[iHawk]

Lt.Hawk flew over-head with his shoulder mounted rocket launcher aimed at the largest swarm of crazy crustacians. "DIIIIE FOO!" He yelled fireing a Lobster seeking missile at the swarm blowing them all away! Unfourtunatly the boat's deck was under the swarm making a large hole into the boat causing it to start flooding. Lt.Hawk quickly ate his rocket launcher and pointed at the crazy man that was dancing around dead lobsters. "It was him." Hawk said with shifty eyes.

<_<
>_>

(OOC) Tagorz! Sorry Kaz, I could not resist. (OOC)

[Nickodemus]

now sirion why wernt you ever in Khaos when we needed life in it.lol

After shooting off a couple of dynamite arrows, the "Boys" got out of their car and started work on the new "still" for the party, as well as a roasting pit to cook up them lobsters. " hey their boys, bring em on it, Got us a pot big enough for them right here." Sure enough out of that 69 dodge charger came a 50 gallon pot to cook em in, as well as all the equipment for the still

[Sirion]

OOC:Heh, sorry. I wasn't around. I went away for a while, but now I'm back. And ready to kick some fuzzy wumpkin but :D

IC:Sirion saw the gigantic hole appear after the explosion, and the gears in his started slowly clicking.

"If...hole...in...boat...then...boat...sink." He said, thinking aloud, "and...if...boat...sink...then...I...drown."

He eyes widen in realisation and he begins to run around screaming like a madman.

"The boat is sinking! The boat is sinking! HELP!!!"

[kongurous]

Kongurous sighed, snapped his fingers, and his Star Destroyer than deployed dropships, for everyone to get in.

"Get in the dropships." he said, and got a whole ship to himself, since it was his Star Destroyers

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) Dang! I missed the big lobster battle! Ohy welll, here is my really short post.
Protoss_Honor runs to the dropship and climbs into the pilot chair. "I am driving this ship!@ Anyone stupid enough to want to ride with me. Climb aboard!"

[Sirion]

"Get in the dropships."

Sirion kept running around in circles for a minute, then realized what had happened. He quickly ran onto a ship, which was (unknown to him) piloted by the inexperienced Protoss_Honor. He swiped at the remaining lobsters as they tried to climb aboard the dropship.

"Hurry up n' get on!" He yelled to the rest of the Warboarders.

[Kazansky]

Kazansky climbed aboard one of the dropships and watched as his "borrowed" yacht went sinking down into the depths of Poseidon's Belly, Davy Jone's Locker, the Drink, the Soup, et cetera et cetera...

The dropships were much faster than the yacht, so they had arrived at Hokkaido by about 3pm. Kazansky was the first to step onto shore. "The thrill of the hunt, gentlemen!" Kazansky had ordered a bar constructed on the island weeks ago, and now it was ready. The beer was contained in large tanks, with fire hoses attached to them. There was also a sign on the entrance, "Beware all ye pissants that enter here." Choice wines from Italy were located behind the bar, and a local monkey was hired as the barkeep. It spoke no Japanese, so Kazansky didn't kill it. In fact, it spoke in Latin. Kazansky rallied the rest of the hunting party and said, "Gentlemen, we will now start hunting for bigass deer." 2 hummers rolled out from one of the dropships and parked themselves. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, they were greeted. They were greeted by JAPANESE AV IDOLS WITH KATANAS!!! "Hi hi!!!" was their battlecry. Kazansky armed his rifle and fired ten rounds into an AV idol. There were thirty of them in total, and they were sent by... the FUZZY WUMPKINS.

[Hawthorne]

Suddenly out of nowhere a bigass tank appears and starts firing at the Japanese idiots.
In less than 10 seconds no one is left standing.
Everyone looks at the tank in surprise and the notice a Bulgarian flag painted on it's outer armor. Suddenly out of the tank rises a man with a strange hairdew, a beard and moustache, an olde hat on his head and a cigarette in his mouth:

" Where have ya been ya fools. I've been killing Japanese the last 5 hours. Now stop being fools and come on, we've got some deers to go hunting. " said Hotorn the Shoveler.

Hawthorne

[DragonPaladin]

OOC: No..I love mass chaos...

"Oh joy! Deer hunting!"
Dp quickly ran into the forest and then came screaming out. "It's a trap! The deer are Japanese in fur coats! Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out!"

OOC: Why are we killing the Japanese?

[Kazansky]

OOC: This is Hokkaido. And the Japs were hired by the Fuzzy Wumpkins. Oh yes, if you're half Japanese, don't worry about it. You're okay with me because I know you... and I understand what you're saying. :D

IC: DP turned out to be right! The deer Suddenly stood on their hind legs and drew their katanas! "Who ever said that a Jap in a deerskin can block a bullet?" Kazansky said. He hopped on the tank and shouted to the gunner, "Mister Hawthorne, AIM FOR THEIR HEADS!!!" Shells shot off into the charging deer, who were holding katanas, and screaming "BANZAIIII!!" Then Kazansky yelled, "In the name of the Soviet Union, everyone get behind the tank! Get behind the tank and pepper these Nipponese bastards!!!"

Meanwhile, in a fortification on a hill in Hokkaido, the Fuzzy Wumpkin army was preparing itself for a fullscale invasion... 100,000 pink balls of fluff assembled before their general. And the tanks... the tanks were covered in pink fluff also!!!

Meanwhile, the Japs had been defeated, and it was now time for the WB guys to PAAAARRRTEEEH!!!

[ZeroCross]

ZC
Waking up
Somewhere he probably does'nt want to be.
~~~~~

The red warboarder awakens with a resounding yawn, looking around, calling out, "Guys? Hello?" Looking down, he sees a small layer of water lining the floor. "This can't be good." ZC then walks over to the door in the small room, opening it, finding a large wall of water awaiting him. Garbles yells come from ZC as he curses through the impending wave of water, managing to shut the door. Finally succesding, he looks back, thinking, "Honestly, is it just too much to ask not to wreck that damn yacht you idiots!?"

Looking at the small com-unit on his cybernetic arm, he views the signitures of the other member. "Wow, how considerate. They tried to ditch me!"

Minutes later, just as deer-season ends and the warboarders rejoice, A thin red beam streaks out of the sky, materializing as ZC with his arms crossed, soaking wet. The others turn their gaze to him, chuckling, "What happened? Go through a rain cloud?"
"You guys DITCHED ME BACK THERE!"
"Not our fault you can't wake up for the battle."

ZC's eyebrows twitch slightly, asking, "Battle?"
"Yeah, with the lobsters, the japa-deer..-"
"You had a battle and you did'nt notify me! The damn ship sunk to the bottem of the ocean, and you did'nt tell me! You had a party blowing away deer here in Japan, and...Wait a sec. Deer live in Japan? Since when?"
"This morning. It was a new race of japanesse deer that was quickly wiped out by the japanazis....and us."
"You wiped out an entire species and did'nt invite me?!"
"I thought you worked for GreenPeace?"
"So?!"


OOC: speaking of jobs, I have some good news. I just got fired from work today, so I'll have alot more time to RP now. Yay, go me.

[Nickodemus]

"damn Zero, we knew you would make it out ok with that doohickey their. here, have some "juice" on us and get ready for some lobster bisque. we also gonna fry us up some tails in budda..." says Lord Q. " umm guys, I think the royal navy is heading this way...." he points to see a large fleet sailing in, as it gets closer it turns out to be toy remote control boats and an elabrate prank played by....

<tag>

[kongurous]

Kongurous cackled madly as he cut down the last of a seperated Japa-deer force was sliced down by a red lightsabre, and the Force, of course! Then... stormtroopers(Imperial ones)stormed the area, looking for Fuzzy Wumpkins to shoot, but found a madman with a lightsabre, dead Japa-deer, and a butch of trees chopped down.

"You, stormtrooper, I'm gonna... I'm gonna cut you, I'm gonna punch you, I'm gonna kick you, I'm gonna... pull out your eyes and put them in my pocket. So you can look at my change. I have a lot of change, I don't think you're gonna like it." Kongurous said, and made true his promise to rip out one of the stormtroopers' eyes and put them in his pocket.

The stormtrooper screamed, and fell in a bush... that was hiding an ambush of Fuzzy Wumpkins!

"AMBUSH!!!!!!!!!!! FUZZY WUMPKIN AMBUSH!!!!!!!" Kongurous shouted, and ran in a random direction.

[iHawk]

Lt.Hawk flew around hearing Kongurous yelling about an ambush. Seeing the large Fuzzy pink swarm Hawk regurgitated his rocket launcher, cleaned it off and started fireing Pink Seeking missiles in random directions. Then grabing his flamethrower in his talons he flew over the army laying a blanket of flames over their fuzzyness. "DIIIIIEIEIEIEIEEEE!"

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor pulled out his phaser rifles, turned them from setting: overkill, up to setting: Filllet damn fuzziefreakinwuzzie butt!!! Then let looses beam after beam of death at the fuzzie wuzzies. "DIE YOU EVIL, VILE, STUPID, FURRY, FUZZIEFREAKINWUZZIES!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" After firing several hundred shots, his phaser rifles ,stopped working. "Damn 3 hundred shotr batteries. I knew I should have grabbed the 5oo shot ones. Oh well." He puts the phasrer rifles back, pulls out his vibro-axe and electro-blade and jumps at the fuzzie wuzzies screaming bloody murder.

[Vhaeraun]

Vhaerun heard kong screaming about Fuzzy Wumpkins attacking, so he went poof! and appeared where the Storm Troopers were laying. Looking at the bodies, he shrugged and danced around the corpses, giving everyone a bonus to damage. He grabbed a couple blasters off the ground and began blowing away Fuzzy Wumpkins with a fury unbeknownst to most. He laughed manacially while tearing through Fuzzy Wumpkins...

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor climbs out of the pile of dead fuzzie wuzzies he created, sees the dead stromtroopers, with practicly fully charged laser guns, pulls out several dozen wire, connects the tope ends to his phaser rifle batteries, and the other ends to dozens of the storm troopers gun and starts blasting fuzziefreakinwuzzies into the next life. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" He laughs maniacly (sp?) as he kills fuzziefreakinwuzzie after fuzziefreakinwuzzie.

[Sirion]

Sirion sliced through the wumpkins like a madman, but the still closed in on him. For every one he killed, hundreds more jumped up in it's place. Realizing that his hatchets were no match for such a foe, Sirion sadly dropped them and picked up a couple blaster from the nearby corpses of stormtroopers. He fired one as a wumpkin jumped at him. He fired again. A devilish smile crept on to his face. Laughing maniacally, Sirion began shooting in every direction, killing wumpkin after wumpkin.

In his blind firing, Sirion accidentally hit Lt. Hawk. He quickly tossed his blasters into a bush and picked up his hatchets, then began to slice at the oncoming wumpkin hordes.

[DragonPaladin]

OOC: Yippie! Mass chaos! >_> I'm not Japanese...

Dp grabbed fuzzy wumpkin and beat the living crap out it with his fists. It seemed to be a waste to throw the dead body away, so instead he tied a rope to it and began swinging it. He also put glue on the fuzzy wumpkin, so everytime he smacked something the flail grew bigger. After he had collected about 10 Wumpkins, he reared for a mighty throw and found out he had caught Lt. Hawk in his fail. The Hawk majestically sailed through the air, only to land in the middle of a formation of elite Fuzzy Wumpkins. "Uh oh..." he said.

[Nickodemus]

when Quimbley saw this sight so majestic he said" dear lord boy, thats Hawk ya threw in their with them fuzzymadoohickies..." And jumped in his charger. He gunned the engine, running them over, as he drove by hawk he reached out and grabbed him. Spun the car around in the grass ( grass ona beach??) and then jumped an imbankment..( again?? on a beach??) and went back to fry up some gumbo. he then pulled out his soup can radio from under the dash and called in Julie. It was gonna be a hell of a womp ass tonight and he wanted his girl in on the action.

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor fired blast after fuzziefreakinwuzzie frying blast from his phaser, after he had taken out several hunderd more, he got together the remaining stormtrooper blasters, connected them all together, set them on overload and threw them into the mass of fuzzie wuzzies. "Everybody RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!" Protoss_Honor shouted, then started counting down, "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BIG BLAST TIME!!!!!"
There was a humonguos blast, and fuzzie wuzzie pieces went flying every where. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FUZZIE WUZZIES! HA!"

[Nickodemus]

Unfortunately, what protos and the others didn't know was the iland was a prop and was floating. That was the last blast it could take and it started sinking.....

[ZeroCross]

Damn Kong, that was just kinda freakish. I mean, it's just wierd, and a bit distrubing. o_0

ZC
Roasting stuff on the beach
Beachfront
~~~~~

ZC decided not to let the Japanesse deer go to waste, so he decided to throw on a Barbeque. "Endangered only means extra flavoring!" ZC adds in. Suddenly, from the forrest just beyond the beach, a battle erupts, dragging in several members. One of his teammates manages to get a large cluster of fuzzy wumpkins together, dspite only having applied glue to the first one, no matter, other things manged to stick to the outter layers as well. ZC shrugged his shoulders and went back to baking the food over the pop-up barbeque stand, still wondering where the barbeque stand evan came from in the first place.

Dropping the seasoning shaker, also while wondering where that came from too, ZC bent down to pick it up, while a well trained fuzzy Wumpkin sailed through the air with ninja-like grace, landing on the barbecue. Realizing the barbeque was blazing hot, and even setting it's body on fire, the fuzzy wumpkin ran off in flames. Diving into the water, the wumpkins sighs in relief, just before being eaten by an approaching Orca. ZC, however, was still scouring the ground for the lost shaker of salt. Suddenly, he comes upon a fully prepared margarita. "The hell?!"

After mangining to get to his feet, ZC turned to salt the deer meat, only to have the entire barbecue knocked into the sandy beach bya stray flying wumpkin. Muttering the words, "Sons a b*tches.", yes, even somehow mysterously pronouncing the asterisk, he rushes into the battle, ready to unleash his sabre, when the island starts to shake, causing the wumpkins to flee. ZeroCross drops his arms along with his jaw, saying "Damnit get back here! I have'nt killed anything yet!"

Suddenly, as the island begins to shake more, ZC suggests, "Hey guys? We might be on one of the smaller volcanic islands of Japan. We might want to get up to the star destroyer, then ensure we have the correct coordinat-"

Looking up, the others already having signs up saying, "End of the world party" while dancing and drinking. Sighing to himself, he thinks, "This is gonna be a LONG trip home...."

[kongurous]

Kongurous sighed, and pushed a button on his watch, showing the bridge of his Star Destroyer with... Darth Invictus? at the helm.

"Uhh... right, beam us up, Scotty." he said, and Invictus turned towards Kongurous's hologram, and pushed a button, beaming everyone up into the bridge of the Star Destroyer.

"Hello, Master Kongurous." Invictus said and bowed.

"Greetings, Invictus. Now, plot a course for Hokkaido!"

"Aye, aye, ma'am... I mean, sir." the navigator said, and began typing in random stuff instead of coordinates.

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor runs around looking at all the buttons and switches and such. "Hey whats thsi do? Ooh! What is that? What is this for? What happens if I touch this?" He pushes random buttons on several of the boards, and suddenly the ship shoots forward, and zooms across the land, and circles the earth severl times before stopping where it started, then suddenly, all the weapons start firing and completely decimated the fake island below, and all the fuzzie wuzzies on it. Everyone regains their footing then turns and glares angrily at Protoss_Honor. "What? Why are you looking at me like that? What did I do?" Suddenly, the Star Destroyer plummets belly-up into the sea, sends massive waves out from all sides of it, and starts to sink.

[kongurous]

Kongurous sets the Star Destroyer to float, and holds Protoss_Honor over a gangplank, threatening to drop him into the water, which is suddenly infested with sharks.

"Don't you ever press any buttons on my ship, ever again. Understand?" Kongurous shouted. PH nodded, but Kong dropped him anyway.

"Now, lets get to Fuzzy huntin'!"

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor climbs the side of the ship, and then clmbs to an entrance, goes in, and heads back to the bridge. Once he gets there, He pulls out his vibor-axe and starts destroying the consols. Kongurous tries to stop him but fails. After he is done destroying consols, he knocks Kongurous out and drags him/her to the gangplank and throws him/her over board for the sharks and piranas. "And dont tell me what to do!" Then he sinks the Star Destoyer.

[kongurous]

Kongurous somehow pulls out the Dagger of Time, reverses it back to when Protoss_Honor was about to open his invitation, and Kongurous lights the invitation on fire, thus ending this whole ordeal concerning my ship sinking. The Star Destroyer is our base, dammit. And in case that doesn't work, kongurous repairs everything and beams everyone to Hokkaido.

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor wears a specil time-tampering rpoof suit, so that you cannot alter time oncerning him.

(ooc) If you don't want me to sink your ship, dont throw me overboard!

[kongurous]

Kongurous reads the above post, goes back in time, stops PH from fuckin' with his ship, and doesn't through PH overboard.

[Protoss_Honor]

Okay that is better. thank you.

Protoss_Honor goes back in time and doesn't tamper with the ship. Then he goes forward in time to where he left to go back in tim, and started exploring the Star Destoyer, and sees how it is alike and how it is different from his starship.

[Kazansky]

Kazansky, still stuck on the island of Hokkaido, with the rest of the WB hunting party, looks up from his newspaper. "What the hell just went on? And where'd that star destroyer come from???" Meanwhile, MOOKIE, the Fuzzy Wumpkin's leader, was planning to flood the little happy camp with a giant TSUNAMI of screaming pink wuzzy fuzzy wumpkins. There were millions of them piling on top of each other. They were now moving towards Kongurous' star destroyer as a wave does.

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) Oaky so what is going on? Millions and milllions of fuzzie wuzzies are haeding toward the star destoyer to attack it? is that right?

Protoss_Honor sees the oncoming hoard of fuzzie wuzzies and screams to the others, "Fuzzie Wuzzie Hurricane! COming this way! To arms! To arms! Come men (and women) to arms! Let us repel the oncoming demon hoard of fuzzie wuzzies! It's us or them!" Protoss_Honor then grabs his two phaser rifles, sets them to rapid,rapid,rapid fire mode and unleashes barrage after barrage upon the oncoming demob hoard of fuzzie wuzzies.

[DragonPaladin]

Dp accidently reared back with the flail and lit it on fire in ZC's camp. When he hit the ground with it, several nearby Fuzzy caught on fire. They ran around like crazy and dipped themselves in a black pool of water to cool down. Dp looked at them, "That's not water...that's...gasoline...AHHH RUNN!"

[iHawk]

Lt.Hawk divebombed towards the fuzzie-wupkins and started talking to their leader too quiet for any others to hear. The fuzzies nodded screaming "w00t" and "Woo hoo!" and more things of that sort as they went the other way as fast as they could. "I told them there was a free see food bufet over there. Once they figure it out they'll be back." The party heard a loud eating sound from the general direction that Hawk had pointed. Shaking out of their confusion the see that Lt.Hawk had pointed them towards ZC's BBQ. They ate all his food making im angry.

<_<

>_>

"It was him"

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor continually fires rapid barrage after rapid barrage at the oncoming fuzzie wuzzies. "Come and get some you damn fuzziefreakinwuzzies! Come and get a piece of this! There is plenty for all of you! Die you vile demonic freaks! Die!"

[Sirion]

Sirion, tired, sits back and watches the wumkins and his fellow warboarders fight. He grabs a nearby blaster and every so often takes a few shots into the mess of fighting, hitting both friend and foe. Suddenly, there is an explosion to his right, and wumkins on fire come running in his general direction. Remembering how bad a burn hurt, Sirion runs in in fear.

"HELP!!!" He yells.

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor hears someone shout for help, somewhat close to him. He turns and sees Sirion, running away from a fuzzie wuzzie on fire, Protoss_Honor, takes this all in, then turns backto the oncoming hoard. He fires several more shots, then without looking, points his right arm and phaser behind him and blasts the fuzzie wuzzie to bits.

[kongurous]

Kongurous scowled, tossed a thermal detonater at the Fuzzy Wumpkins, and prepared the Star Destroyer for a full broadside bombardment.

"Launch stabilizers, heat the ion cannons, and for the love of God, Invictus, take off that hat!" Kong shouted, and took off the yamaca(sp?)Invictus was wearing.

Ten minutes later, the Star Destroyer rose about the water, and completely annihilated the wave of Fuzzies, making Fuzzy-blood(literally O_O)rain from the skies. Then, Kongurous noticed the Fuzzy Wumpkins somehow acquired X-Wings, and were going full steam towards the Star Destroyer.

"Man, this is getting... Star Wars-y."

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor, taps this small insignia on his shirt and say, "All right O'Brian, beam me up." Suddenly, he splits into thousands of particles and dissapears. He exits the transporter platform and heads out the door to a turbolift. "Bridge." The turbolift starts moving and stops when it reached the bridge. "Mr. Keel, target ten of those fighters, with the photon torpeadoes and open fire." "Aye sir." A minute later, 10 photon torpeadoes come raining from the sky and blow up ten of the fuzziefreakinwuzzie x-wings. "Mr. Keel, try to capture a couple of those x-wings in our tractor beam. I would like to study the technology." "Aye sir..... We have two ships in our tractor beam." "Good, put them shuttle bay, but first, send down two fully armed security teams and have them take care of the fuzzie wuzzie pilots when they arrive." "Aye sir................. We have the ships, and the security teams report, both pilots are taken care of." "Good, good. Target several more x-wings and fire." "Aye sir." several photon torpeadoes fly thorugh the atmosphere and blow up more x-wings.

(ooc)got to go

[ZeroCross]

You guys realize we are fighting in like, 3 different timelines? lol One on the star destroyer before the wave is killed, one after, and one on the island. we need to get this story straight. And no more time travel!

ZC
~~~~~
Seeing the massive wake of furries storming towards the ship, Kon orders the ship to start it's bombardment against the wave. ZC rushes up to the bridge, seeing the wave, he climbs up the ladder to the ridge of the ship's batteries, ordering, "All gunners, fire on my mark! The wave is rotating fresh wumpkins towards us, fire just below the middle and the wave will collapse!"

ZeroCross then himself, begins fireing several charged blasts towards the center, blasting small holes into the wave, as wumpkins on the crest of the wave start to fall prematurely, slowing the wave down slightly. The fury pink and brown wave starts to take several hits, beginning to collapse on itself, it's momentum greatly falls, allowing the star destroyer enough time to elevate itself above the wave, continuing it's bombardment.

Looking down, he sees a few of his comrades, including Kazansky still on the island somehow, even though it just got wasted earlier. Suddely, looking over, ZC sees Kong and PH having on contest of throwing each other off the ship and then trying to sink the destroyer. "Dumbasses"

[Kazansky]

And then THIS happens:

[kongurous]

...is that a giant raisin?

[Kazansky]

... yeah... it's a giant raisin... NO, it's actually a gaint red Fuzzy Wumpkin.

[iHawk]

*gasp* "Holy crap that's big!" Hawk said loading his sheep launcher aiming it for the creature. Of course, seeing how big it was he could probably close his eyes, spin around, fire and still hit it. So he did. He closed his eyes, (loaded sheep launcher in hands) spun around reallllly fast and fired hearing the familier sounds of…

*thoomp* "Baaaaa!" "Baaa!" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!*

Then came another famillier sound. "AHHHHHHHH! I'll KILL YOU HAWK!"

"oops…" Hawk saw an angry team member so he says. "Exit stage thata-way!" while flying away realllly fast.

[ZeroCross]

So, the star destroyer is going down under the waves, Kazansky is on the beach alone, The rest of us are on the star destroyer, which is under the waters, the wave of fuzzy wumpkins is dispursed, but they still exist as a large clutter, and a big, fuggin, FW is approaching us? Do I have the situation right?

[kongurous]

OOC:I don't have a lazer satellite. My Star Destroyer rose into the air and blew the Fuzzies to Hell.

Kongurous was awe-struck at the size of the giant Fuzzy. He hit some buttons, and then threw everyone on his destroyer out in the water, and hyperspaced off to Coruscant for repairs, and a Super Star Destroyer.

[Sirion]

Sirion swam with all his might, but it was no use. Kongurous had left him to die, and as the tidal wave engulfed him, all he could think about was what he might do to get Kongurous back. Then darkness.

Sirion felt something poking him. He swatted it away. It began poking him again. He swatted it away.

"Five more minutes..."

He heard some high pitched gibberish. He quickly snapped his eyes open, getting sand in his eyes.

Must be on a beach...

He rubbed the sand out of his eyes, then gaped. Right in front of him was a large amount of fuzzy wumpkins. He reached for his hatchet. It wasn't there. There was only one thing to do in this situation. Sirion turned around and fled down the beach, fuzzy wumpkins following him.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
Reploid overboard!
~~~~~
As the giant Fuzzy wumpkin appeared from beneath the waves of the ocean, ZeroCross turned his attention to it, saying, "Dear mother of God. Are you f*cking kidding me?!" Looking at the creature as it begins to approach, as the swarm of normal-size FWs begin to return to their senses, ZC orders the line of manned laser batteries, "All men, Fire on that giant! Aim for the-WHAAAAAHHH!"

Suddenly, ZC finds himself flying towards the water below. SPLASH! ZC struggles, unable to swim, his metal exterior sinks below the waves. "Damn programmers could'nt make me float?! Aw crap. Well, at least I don't have to worry about breathing either. Damn lazy programmers." Upon reaching the ocean floor, ZC looks around the dark floor, looking about for some sort or way to get back up, he is ambushed by a group of four of fuzzy wumpkins in scuba gear. One of the FWs approaches fast, with a spear in hand.

ZC waits a moment, allowing the FW to get close, before unleashing his Z-sabre from the holster on his back, slashing the creature clean in half, even under the waves. Suddenly, one of the other FWs that stayed back, starts squeaking out some sort of communication. ZC looks at the floor to see a white subtext, reading, "What?! He used a thermal energy weapon under water! That's impossibl-" ZC Then raises his left hand and chucks a blast at the wumkin, turning it into an explosion of wet fur. "Quit quoting Gundam Wing damnit."

Suddenly, the other FWs take off swimming back to the surface. Upon reaching the surface, one squeaks to the other, "Consider ourselves fortunate. We made it out alive after an encounter with a -...oh shit." A huge charged blast from underneath quickly eradicates both FWs, as ZC emerges from the water onto the beach, saying, "I can still read those subtitles under the water, idiot."

Looking up, ZC sees the star destroyer blasting off, with several of his comrades in the water, swimming for the beach. "......Well, I hope he's bringing us back some KFC."

[Nickodemus]

"Hey Zero. While theyz gone... how bout yall get over here and gets youze some Gumbo. Its all done up nice." Q then hands Zero a glass made out of a mayonaise jar and then proceeds to take a drink himself.

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sir, according to sensors, there is a very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie attacking thw Warboards party."
"Target it and fire all weapons."
"Aye sir. Targeting, target aquired, firing."
"The viewscreen shows, phasers, photon torpeadoes and quantum torpeades heading toward the very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie.
"Direct hits sir! But it is still going."
"Get in closer."
"We are as close as we can possibly be."
"Then send out all fighter craft, to attack that mutant fuzziefreakinwuzzie also."
"Aye sir. Sending fighter craft. Fightercraft away, engaging the very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie. Three ships destroyed, and the very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie is still going."
"Damn! continue firing everything we have at that demonic fuzziefreakinwuzzie."
"Aye sir."
"Send out the attack probes, maybe that will help."
"Attck probes away sir."
"Good, very good."
"Sir the very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie is taking massive damage, but still going."
"What the heck is it made of?"
"I do not know sir."
"Can the sensors not tell you?"
"No sir, sensors cannot tell what the hack the that very very very very very large fuzzie wuzzie is made of."
"Very well then, just continue attacking it with everything we have."
"Aye sir."

[Nickodemus]

As Q sits, drinking his alcohol... he ponders." ain't these nuthin more than them thar things from star trek?" He ponders this a bit as he pulls his tele-can (tm) from under the dash of his car. "Notify the rest of the rangers that we might need them to clean up this mess."


<OCC>Tele-can is a tin can attached to string, which is hooked under the dash of his car

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sir, the giant fuzzie wuzzie is starting to weaken!"
"Good, continue fring all weapons at it."
"Aye sir."


(ooc) I know this is short, but I do not knw what else to do on this. When will this continue?

[Kazansky]

(ATTENTION. I have been assigned to the GOD DAMN BARRACKS MAINTENANCE CREW OF THE 4TH BATTALION OF THE CITIZEN'S ARMY. HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME!!! I will only be posting on Saturdays.)

Kazansky, still on the beach, decided to take action. He took out a tiny deringer from his pocket and fired at the GIANT fuzzy wumpkin. The wumpkin noticed it was being shot at and then SUMO JUMPED the beach. Ipso facto-- "EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

[kongurous]

Kongurous
SUPER FUCKING STAR DESTROYER
Bringin' back some KFC
**********************

Kongurous reentered the atmosphere of the planet, and ordered all weapons to be primed. Then, he took an extra-crispy chicken leg out of a bucket of KFC and took a big bite out of it.

"Crewsh... prepare shoo to para-drop shuh KFshe" he said, chewing.

'Yes sir, and get some manners." a subordinate said, and was shot en masse.

Within minutes, the chicken was para-dropped and the destroyer commenced firing.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

Upon finally arriving on the beach, LQ, despite the chaos going on, offers ZC some gumbo in a mayonaise jar. "Gumbo?" ZC replies, "I don't even know what the hell that is, or lete alone, what you used that's on this island to make it...............uhm, no thanks."

LQ just shurggs his shoulders saying, "Meh, more for me." then gulps it down. ZC then asks, "Should'nt we be worried about the fuzzy wumpkin battaliona heading towards, us? Or that Giant appraoching our position?"
"Meh, it's a free country."
"No is is'nt! We're in fricken japan!"
"Meh, ok, sure. Gumbo?"
"Augh."

ZC then notices the land growing dark, as something appears on his scanners, then looks up to see the sun blocked out. "So, he arrived back again....oh, damn."

LQ< then looks at the BBQ, then says, "Hmm, funny, the gumbo handbook did'nt mention anything about a total eclipse of the-"
"SHUT UP AND RUN FOOL!" ZC yells, grabbing LQ and running off the beach.

Upon nearing the end of the beach, ZC sees a large sign, saying, "Welcome to the Fuzzy Wumpkin Ambush zone! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, HA!"

ZC thoguht it was quite odd for a sign to say so many ha's, or that an enemy who was dumb enough to put up a sign warning of an ambush actually did'nt get their asses handed to them. But now was not the time, ZC saw the impending Giant, and hatched a plan. Using the turbo thrusters for dashing on his feet, he zoomed off, jumping up and landing on the sign, sending it off onto the water, with him and LQ still on top. SPLASH! As the Giant behind them inpaled itself into the island, which quickly bagan to sink, the resulting titlewave, rose up, with the chef and the reploid on the crest of the wave. With one quick swift air-dash, ZC then landed on the wing of the Super Star destroyer.

Finally resting, ZC says to LQ, "Whew, that was a close one." When suddenly, the wave continues up, cresting over the front of the ship just enough to wash the two off, sending them into the waves below, ZC cursing, "Damnit kong! you did that on purpose!" Kong then leans out a nearby window, saying, "heh ha, yea....."

[kongurous]

Kongurous
Laughing
w00ty w00ty w00t-in-a-suit
************************

Finally resting, ZC says to LQ, "Whew, that was a close one." When suddenly, the wave continues up, cresting over the front of the ship just enough to wash the two off, sending them into the waves below, ZC cursing, "Damnit kong! you did that on purpose!" Kong then leans out a nearby window, saying, "heh ha, yea....."

Kong finished laughing, and decided it was time to let everyone back on the destroyer.

He pressed a button, and 50 million probe droids suddenly flew out of the hanger and collected everyone, brought them back, and put them in the bridge.

"Sorry about that, ZC. I couldn't resist it." Kong said, still chuckling.

[ZeroCross]

Kongurous
Laughing
w00ty w00ty w00t-in-a-suit
************************

Finally resting, ZC says to LQ, "Whew, that was a close one." When suddenly, the wave continues up, cresting over the front of the ship just enough to wash the two off, sending them into the waves below, ZC cursing, "Damnit kong! you did that on purpose!" Kong then leans out a nearby window, saying, "heh ha, yea....."

Kong finished laughing, and decided it was time to let everyone back on the destroyer.

He pressed a button, and 50 million probe droids suddenly flew out of the hanger and collected everyone, brought them back, and put them in the bridge.

"Sorry about that, ZC. I couldn't resist it." Kong said, still chuckling.

Do we really need 50 million of them? o.0

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sir! The giant fuzzie wuzzie is down!"
"Fire all weapons on it. Just to be sure."
"Aye sir! All weapons firing!"
"BOOM!"
"Sir! The giant fuzzie wuzzie is destroyed! pieces of giant fuzzie wuzzie are flying everywhere!"
"Will the be able to hit us?"
"No sir! They will burn up in the atmosphere. I think."
"What was that?"
"Nothing sir. Simply nothing."
"Very well. Prepare a team to beam down to the star destroyer."
"Yer sir."
"Have them ready in 5 minutes."
"Aye."


(ooc) No Kong, we are not taking over your ship. I just want a security team to beam down with me when I beam down to your ship. (oh and by the way, they are all red uniformed so they are expendible. (if you do not understand the joke I just made about the red uniformed people, watch several episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series, and you will understand.))

[kongurous]

(ooc) No Kong, we are not taking over your ship. I just want a security team to beam down with me when I beam down to your ship. (oh and by the way, they are all red uniformed so they are expendible. (if you do not understand the joke I just made about the red uniformed people, watch several episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series, and you will understand.))

OOC: I caught the joke. Made me chuckle.

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Is everything ready Chief??"
"Ready Captain."
"Energize."
There is a musical chiming sound and the 7 people on the transporter pad split into billions of molecules and dissapear, only to reapear a moment later on the bridge of Kongs Star Destoyer.
"Permission to come aboard Captain Kong?"
"Permission granted Captain _Honor. Welcome back aboard."
"Thank you. This is my security team." P_H leans close to Kong and whispers in her ear, "You will notice they are all red uniformed. You know? To tell the truth, I am suprised we have any left." Kong and P_H share a laugh at the exspence of the Red uniformed security guards.

(ooc) Tag Kong, and everyone else I guess.

[kongurous]

Kongurous
*************

Kong laughed, pressed a button, and the red uniformed guards are then cloned by the thousands. The ship drops to a height of 40 feet, and opens the floor under the guards.

"Hey, they're red uniformed. The fall won't kill him." Kong said, and laughed again.

"All weapons, charge." Kong ordered, and sat back.

[iHawk]

Lt. Hawk

Hawk throws off his red uniform in favor of a Gold original series one. (Star trek still) He then enjoyed pecking out the eyes of the falling security personel. "THIS IS FU- " he was cut off by tons of weapons fire attacking the red-shirts. "OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lasers suround the area killing all…

On Kong's ship a well cooked bird walks onto the bridge. The bridge broke out in histarical laughter, Lt.Hawk glared at them as he put on new feathers and loaded his gun. "First one to make a wise comment gets a mouth fulla RPG, and I don't mean a Role Playing Game."

(OOC) 74g0rZ 70 73h /\/\4XX0rz!!!!11!!!!@! (OOC)

[Protoss_Honor]

Protoss_Honor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H takes one look at LT and turns to the others and says, "Hey anyone for some KPH? Kentucky Phasered Hawk?" Then, before Hawk can pick up his gun, P_H pulls out his twin phaswer rifles and blasts Hawk right in the sromach. P_H then taps his comm badge, and tells the transporter chief to pick up all the Security guards and transport new team down to the Star Destoyer. "Oh, yeah, and beam down severl dozen more energy packs for the phaser rifles."
"Will do sir."

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

ZeroCross walks over and picks up Hawk's RPG, himself obviously unable to use it, he points and fires it at PH's face, sending him out the nearby window. Zerocross tosses the gun down, saying, "there we go, balance restored." before PH walks back in a couple minutes later, soaking wet with his top half roasted much like Hawk. The crew the nbreaks out into laughter again. Zerocross cuts through the laughs, to ask, "Hey, is that crazy russian on board?"
"What, you mean Kaz-"
"Whatever his name is. Let's just get to Japan already. This is taking frickin forever."

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H phasers ZC then has his transporter chief transport Zc into the middle of an erupting volcanoe. Zc dissapears in a flash and a few moments leter, a scream is heard all the way in space. "Now it is even." P_H says with an evil grin on his face.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

A red beam flies onto the bridge of the ship. PH stands in awe, "H-how did you do that?!"
"Simple, I recorded my progress in the game journal over there in that corner. It's the savepoint for this area. Now thanks to you I just lost 1.5% of my total XP."
"Dude that's a fricken Dictionary!"
"Savepoint!"
"Dictionary!"

ZC whips out his Zsabre and rushes at PH. "Savepoint!"

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dictionary!" P_H pulls out his phasers and fires several rounds at ZC. ZC manages to block some, but more hit him then he can block. He knocked back several feet and P_H targets the Dictionary and blasts it to smithereens. "Take that you dipstupid ZC."
"What did you do that for!" ZC exclaimes angrily as he gets up and runs at P_H. P_H puts his phasers away and pulls out his vibro-axe and electro-blade and charges at ZC. Their blades clash with such ferocity, both are forced back a few steps. They recorver and charge at each other again. As his axe blocks ZC's Zsabre, P_H takes his electro-blade and stabs ZC's arm, not only cutting it badly, but sending a shock through out ZC's body. ZC retaliates by pulling his sabre away then stabbing P_H in the side.

(ooc) Tag ZC

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

ZC Charges his fist and smashes it to the ground, releasing a bright blinding light, sending PH, as well as most of the piloting crew out the nearest window. ZC then glances over, saying, "Oh crap. Someone wanna go fishing for them?"
"Damnit ZC! Now look what you did!"
"Oh well. I'll just respawn to the last save point before PH blew it away."
"How do you plan on doing that?"
"Simple. SELF DESTRUCT."

ZC instant disappears into a flash of glowing orbs. Suddenly, he reteleports back down two minutes ago right beside the dictionary (read as savepoint you fool!) PH stands in awe. "How did you do that?!"
"Simple, sav....er, I mean, I dunno."

Then walks off the bridge.

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~
For some reason he could not explain, P_H pulled out his phasers and blasted ZC through a wall. Everyone turned and looked at him, "Why did you do that!?" Kong shouted at him.
"I dunno? I just did it."

[Kazansky]

"PROTOSS HONOR!!!" Kazansky shouted from the other end of the ship's hull. "You just blasted a fellow WarBoarder. Why the HELL did you do that??" with that, he took a tiny fuzzy wumpkin he was keeping under his helmet and let it loose on P_H's foot. It proceeded to bite through his shoes.

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H blasted the fuzzie wuzzie out of existance, then he turned his guns on Kazansky and blasted him outta the ship. "MWahahahahahahaha!" P_H laughs maniacly then transports back to his starship before anyone can attack him. He goes to the bridge of his starship and watches on the viewscreen as ZC and Kaz climb back onto the ship. Both of them soaking wet and charred.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

ZC walks up to PH, saying, "Ok, that's it."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Watch." Grabbing PH by the neck with slick ninja moves, he drags him off the bridge and shoves his head into the door of a room, quickly closing the door to PH's neck and locking it into position. On the television is a nickelodian 72 hour marathon of shows all rated Y. ZC walks off, saying, "Have fun!"
ZC then procedds to walk up to Kazansky on the bridge, asking, "Well then, where to now?"

[iHawk]

Obvious&Oblivious
#############

Lt.Hawk finally finished the indoor/outdoor "paintjob" on PH's ship and pulled out a detonator. "ONE BIG SHIP S ENOUGH DAMNIT!" He then pushed the button blowing up the 44,356,278,903lbs of C-10 that was stuck on/in PH's ship making a huge fireworks display. He then started "painting Kong's ship :P

(OOC) Tag (OOC)

[ZeroCross]

This is getting just a bit too random. Could we try to keep it just a teensy bit more on track here, people?

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) ZC you cannot hurt me I am on my ship. And LT. You cannot get past my ships shields to plant bombs.

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H watches as the explosion harmlessly bounces off his ships shielding. “Nice try LT, but it didn’t work. Ensign, target LT. Hawk and fire.”
“Aye sir.” Twin beams lance out of the ship and fry Hawk to smithereens.
“Stupid bird.” P_H says.

[ZeroCross]

Wait, ship? We're all on Kong's Star destroyer since last I knew. When did you get a ship?

[Protoss_Honor]

I have my Starship. Duh, haven't you read any of my posts? I have had a Starship for several pages now. read all my posts, sincce the attack of the giant fuzzie wuzzie

[iHawk]

But Kong's ship was in her original char sheet, your's wasn't… and that's god-modding if you can suddenly have a ship when you didn't start with it… plus, I planted explosives all over the Inside and outside…

And it's really anoying me and possibly others that you seem to just say. "PH then blasts [Insert player here] to smithereens!" when we're supposed to be hunting fuzzy wumpkins. FOLLOW THE RP!

[Protoss_Honor]

I will follow it when you do! Stop shooting me and such and I will stop blasting you! And, had I know having a starship wasn't god-modding I would have put it in my char sheet. But I figured you would say I was god-modding so I didn't put it in. Besides, Kazansky hasn't had any objections to it, so it must be okay.

But Kong's ship was in her original char sheet, your's wasn't… and that's god-modding if you can suddenly have a ship when you didn't start with it… plus, I planted explosives all over the Inside and outside… What is god-modding is being in space without a ship or space suit and having and energy dampner powerful enough to go through my shields. That, my friend is god-moding. Do not get mad at me for doing god-modding if you do it so much. It is also god-modding having 4 billion pounds of explosives. So stop complaining about me god-modding when you do it so much.

[Kazansky]

Besides, Kazansky hasn't had any objections to it, so it must be okay.
I didn't have any OBJECTIONS because I'm at the god damn ACADEMY!!! NOW I have objections. PROTOSS HONOR'S CHARACTER IS TOO POWERFUL AND TOO PERFECT. I SUGGEST YOU MAKE YOURSELF LESS OF A GOD.

[ZeroCross]

This could all be solved so eaily with common sense and curteousy. Of course, the ability to follow the dam plot and show a little mortality is ok too. PH, I beleive this started when Hawk came onto the bridge fried, and everyoen laughed, then he pointed up his gun. You instantly insulted and blasted him away without reguard for his ability to operate his weapon well even with his threat.

I realize this RP may be somewhat like controlled chaos, but it is no wheres near that zaney. It may be extremly fictional, but can we please try to keep it within reasonable reguards of both sanity and plausibility? Thank you all.

Now then, we just wasted the tidal wave of fuzzy wumpkins, and the giant fuxxy wumpkin. the fake island decoy has been removed from the picture, and we are all on the bridge of Kong's super star destroyer (which, somehow fits perfestly in earth's atmosphere without one end touching japan and the other touching california. o.0). Now that the current complications have been resolved, can we move the RP along by maybe actually getting to Japan? I bet the fuzzy wumpkins there are about to just give up on the whole thing and go do something else.

[kongurous]

Protoss_Honor, you seem to have a problem with having too much power in your characters. You can't suddenly have something you didn't start with. I had a Star Destroyer to start with, and you were being a dumbshit with it. I got a Super Star Destroyer, you somehow get a ship of your own. You've repeatedly blasted fellow RPers, with no regard for their self-defence. I suggest you quit it right now. And, ZeroCross, a Super Star Destroyer is 5km long, which is about 10.7 miles, I do believe.

[ZeroCross]

Protoss_Honor, you seem to have a problem with having too much power in your characters. I've been a bit hesitant to say this, but she's right PH.

and you were being a dumbshit with it.... I suggest you quit it right now. Ouch, that's gonna hurt...


And, ZeroCross, a Super Star Destroyer is 5km long, which is about 10.7 miles, I do believe. Ah, right. It just looked so huge in the movie ^^;

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) so what am I supposed to do, stand there and let everyone blast me. Is that what you are saying? Cause if i do not blast first, I will be blasted. Ansd also, I am a very quick draw with my phasers and I have a very fast trigger finger. So yeah, I can blast you people before you react.

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sir, we are needed in the gamma quadrant."
"Very well, I shall remain here. You go do what you have to."
'Aye, sir."
P_H transports to Kongs ship, sits in the cornr, and watches everyone with his phasers drawn and pointed in their direction.



(ooc) there. my ship is gone. Happy!



EDIT: sorry for ma additude I have been in a bad mood reacently. I am sorry for the god-modding, I shall try and cut back to only one god-mod a page.:D j/k. I shall try to refrain from god-modding anymore. Again, I am sorry

[ZeroCross]

It's ok PH. I think the RP is dead anyways.

[Kazansky]

(ooc) so what am I supposed to do, stand there and let everyone blast me. Is that what you are saying? Cause if i do not blast first, I will be blasted. Ansd also, I am a very quick draw with my phasers and I have a very fast trigger finger. So yeah, I can blast you people before you react.
We're all on the same side, dammit!!!
It's ok PH. I think the RP is dead anyways.
Well I'm gonna TRY to save it!!

***

Mookie, king of the fuzzy wumpkins, looked down on the WarBoarders from his castle in the clouds. (Excuse me, but that's what came into my mind.) He had seen their triumphs, and was now about to rain shit on them with his mighty... shit. The group had now arrived in Japan, and were interacting with the local Samu-fucking-rai. Suddenly, dozens of giant fluffy purple balls started rolling down from the cliffs brandishing katanas and shooting shuriken at the group. And hell, this is getting stupid.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

An operator manning a station reports, "Sir, we are now hovering over the Tokyo bay, and I am receiving several incoming Fuzzy Class Wumkin creatures!" Zerocross walks over, telling him, "Put it on screen." Looking on screen as the fuzzy cretures race down the side of a mountain to enguage them, ZeroCross asks, "What the hell are those things? They don't look like normal fuzzys. Identify!"
"Right sir. Analyzing now.....they appear to be...samu-fucking-rais.."
"No time for profanity now, damnit."
"No, sir, that's what they are called. Wait a sec, did you-"
"Enough of this. Captain Skippy, General Kazansky. As your tactical advisor, I suggest we charge the cannon batteries for a pre-emptive strike to soften them up before we send in skirmishers and support AT-ST vehicles for ground support to enguage them. What's the order?"
Skippy then replies, "Wait a sec, since when were you the tactical advisor?"
To which ZeroCross replies, "Oh, I just killed that guy over there and took his jacket."
"Oh, ok then, good enough."

[Tag Kong and Kazansky]

OOC: Sorry Kong, er, Skippy, I'll try to stop calling you that now. >,<

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Tie Commander to Cap'n Skippy, all Ties are ready for launch. Give the word."
"P_H! What the hell are you doing piloting onem of my Tie's!?"
"Hey! If I have to give up my starship, this is a small consolation for my loss! In other words, I am stealing this Tie! Besides, the original commander is indisposed and unable to pilot a Tie. In other words, I copied ZC's idea without even knowing it and shot the stupid Tie commander. Tie Commander Protoss_Honor out."
"Ah hell! The word is given! Launch!"
"All Ties away!"


(ooc) OOOH!! BIG battle now. Tag Everyone and Skippy.

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

ZC races to the loading platform, where troops prepare to head for the roof of the star destroyer to enguage the samu-fucking-rai as they charge down the mountain onto the top surface of the ship. As a panel lefts open on the top of the ship, ZC holds back for a moment, while the cluster of pre-emptive troops race by, blasting at the SFR(Samu-fucking-rai). The first wave of SFR are gunned down before the two forces meet, the SFR slicing them to bits. ZC then says to himself, "Ah, now that I don't stand the chance of being blasted by my allies when I charge in, I can-" Suddenly, a turret of the top of ships turns and blasts ZC, sending him flying for a few feet before he regains his sense. "Damnit Hawk! You did that on purpose!"

ZC then further moves in with his Z-sabre dancing, battling against the hoarde. [Tag]

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H Pilots the lead tie fighter on an intercept course with the samu-fuckin-rai fuzziefreakinwuzzies. The hundred or so ties dbehind him do the same. "This is Commander Protoss_Honor, all ties, pick your targets and go." over the com, P_H gets the confermations from the tie pilots as the break formation and start blasting at the samu-fuckin-rai fuzziefreakinwuzzies. P_H targets a random SFR and fires his twin laser guns. Two twin beams of gren death streak down and blast the SFR out of existance. Around him, the other ties are doing the same. Over the com, P_H hears the chatter of the pilots and the people on the ship.
"Hey! Check your fire! There are friendlies down here!"
"Theres one on your port side, look out."
"Theres two down!"
"Make that three!"
"Yeehaw! Like shooting SFR's crowding on a star destroyer in the middle of the ocean!" this last one was from P_H himself, as always, stating the annoyingly obvious. He targets a fourth SFR FFW and fires his lasers. The two green beams fly out and make contact with the SFR FFW scorching its back back down to the bone before it explodes into a million tiny bloody pieces. "Can't stand the heat, get away from the lasers!" he shouted as he prepared his ship for another run.

[Kazansky]

Kazansky calls ZC from the bridge of the ship, "Tech advisor ZC, you have permission to engage the samu-fuckin-rai. I will now send you a battalion of bonnacons (http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=189699&postcount=1) to help you deal with the present situation. Godspeed."

[ZeroCross]

You've gotta be kidding me...........No way in hell am I getting anywhere near those damn things.

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H's tie streaked across the sky and blasted several more SFR's out of existance. "HaHa! This is so easy!" he excqalaimed and blasted two more SFR's away. Suddenly, in his excitment, he hit the wrong button and fired a bomb. It landed in the ocean and exploded, taking many SFR's with it and rocking the Star Destoyer. "WHo fired that bomb?" Skippy demanded.
"Tweren't me." P_H replied innocently.
"We will find out who it was as soon as the ties land and we check their remaining bombs."
"Really?" P_H said in his head as he shut off the comm to Skippy. He switched on the comm for all the Ties and ordered, "All ties, use your bobms to take out big numbers of the SFR's."
He heard the repetative replies coming from all the ties as they targeted big masses and dropped bombs. The resulting explosions created tidal waves and earthquakes that shook the star destoyer even more. "What the hell is going on! Why are you dropping bombs? You're going to shake us apart!"

(OOC) TAG ALL.

[kongurous]

Skippy
******

"All TIEs, stop deploying bombs, repeat, stop deploying bombs! The Star Destroyer is suffering slight deflector shield disruptions, and continued disruptions will cause a surge, destroying all electric equipment in Japan. Discontinue deploying bombs or you will be fired upon!" Skippy said into the com-link. The bombs stopped, and Skippy turn on the link again.

"Signal the Combine. Tell them to send CPs and Overwatch to our position, ASAP. Tell them to bring Pulse-Rifles, SMGs, 9mms, RPGLs, and lots of ammunition, and the shock sticks they use." he said, and pushed the button labeled, "TIE self-destruct" and all the fighters in use blew up en masse, except P_H's.

[Protoss_Honor]

"Signal the Combine. Tell them to send CPs and Overwatch to our position, ASAP. Tell them to bring Pulse-Rifles, SMGs, 9mms, RPGLs, and lots of ammunition, and the shock sticks they use." he said, and pushed the button labeled, "TIE self-destruct" and all the fighters in use blew up en masse, except P_H's. WHos the combine? and why were the ties blown up?

[kongurous]

WHos the combine? and why were the ties blown up?

The Combine are from Half-Life. They look like the guy in my sig. And I blew up the TIEs because A)I wanted to, and B) You probably would have told them to continue dropping their bombs. By the way, since when were you the TIE commander?

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) since I killed the old one.

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~
P_H watched as all around him, the other Ties were blown up. When it was finished he called Skippy on the com, "Why the hell did you destroy all my Ties?!"
"First off, They are my Ties not yours. Secondly, I wanted them to stop bombing."
"First, I am the Tie commander, wthey were my Ties. Second, I was about to order them to stop bobming, you didn't have to blw them up. Geesh." He turned off the link tyo Skippy then turned another one on, "All back up Tie squadrons, prepare to launch on my mark.... Mark!" out of the ship bays on the Star Destoyer 99 ties came flying out. "Where is the 100th Tie?" P_H asked the person at the ship bay controls.
"He's ummm, uh, well, He, uh, He's indisposed at the minute."
"I am ordering you to tell me."
"He is in the head sir."
"Oh, okay, Well, when he gets out have him report to his tie and launch. Oh, and tell him not to get killed, Because I want to have the pleasure."
"Aye sir." The person said nervously.

[kongurous]

Skippy
*****

"No, Protoss_Honor, you are not the TIE commander, I am hereby demoting you to not in my Navy. All TIEs, return immediatly or I'll hit the button again."

"Aye aye, sir." Came 98 shaky answers, as the TIEs returned and the Star Destroyer rose and began targettings SFRs.

"CIC supervisor, I want you to find the positions of all vacationers, other than P_H, and then have them beamed up to here. Then, have P_H targetted as a neutral." Skippy commanded, and got some vodka.

OOC: I swear to God, Protoss-Honor, if you make yourself commander again or do anything that would seem stupid, I will blast you from the sky, and I don't miss.

[Nickodemus]

"damn Skippy.... don't you go getting all high and mighty on a good ol' boy!" came the scream over the CB circit... ( CB on a star destroyer?) And In came the X wing fighters, All modified into different colors being lead by none other than that orange car outfitted with Z-95 headhunter wings...( And yes the windows are still open, ask Jimmy neutron. He can do it, so can I.) And they made attack runs crippling the star destroyer with barages of limp noodles from the noodle guns while Luke leaned out of the window firing dynamite arrows....
"All Tie fighters You have Two choices now...One, Join up with the good guys and fight the aggresor skippy, or two die by the power of the BeEr....

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) Skippy, why can everyone else kill some of your crew and take their places but I can't? I think I shall join LQ, he seems a heck of alot nicer

[kongurous]

(ooc) Skippy, why can everyone else kill some of your crew and take their places but I can't? I think I shall join LQ, he seems a heck of alot nicer

OOC: They can't, I just never got around to kicking ZC out of the position.

Skippy
Somewhere
Doin' somethin
********

"ZeroCross, I'm relieving you of your position and giving it to Lordquimbley." Skippy commanded, and then pressed a button, utterly annihilating a SFR. Why all the guns shot one, only Skippy knows, but considering how he thinks, are you sure you want to know?

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H turns on the comm to Skippy and askes, "Can I at leats keep the TIE? If not, Can I have an x-wing? Actually, the x-wings are not yours and therefore I can use one if I want. But still, can I at least keep the TIE?"

(ooc) Taf Skippy

[kongurous]

Cpt. Skippy
Enjoying his self-imposed rank
Japan
****************

"Yes, you can have the TIE. Now stop bothering me, I need to install some disco lights." Skippy said to P_H, and looks at the ceiling, where a disco ball and lights of all different colours were everywhere, and "The Hussle" was being played in the background, with Stormtroopers and Imperial officers doing the Hussle.

[Nickodemus]

As the discussion aboard the star destroyer takes place the X-wings are preparing the attack runs..

"Yes, you can have the TIE. Now stop bothering me, I need to install some disco lights."

Just then the ships rocks from a full assault of bombs into the engines causing failure in the center one. "sir, we have an anoying message coming in again. "Yeeee haw. You all bad Ol' boys need to be removing your selves from my area. Dont make me pull out my bow again."

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Alright!" P_H shouts as he takes his TIE on an attack run and fires at a few of the oncoming enemy ships. After passing them, he turns around, and blasts a few SFR's before heading back towards the enemy ships. He turns on the comm and speaks into it, "No offense LQ, you are one of my favorite peeps (people), but, I can't have you destroying Cpt. Skippy's ship. Sorry friend." P_H says sadly as he blasts another of the ships out of the sky.




(Ooc) and no, you cannot destroy me or my TIE, you can shoot at it and hit it, but you cannot destroy it. Why? because I am one of the stars, and the stars never blown up in Star Wars.

[Nickodemus]

LQ turns on the arfterburners. "Boy, you messin' wit the General Lee." With that he executes a flip twist maneuver and burns striaght at the Tie. "Tag Protos, I was just having fun, Aint no way we taking that down yet..... but i gots sumthing for ya." As LQ passes within millimeters of the ship he flips again and nails the engines causing a temporary loss of thrust and power, then screams past yelling "Yee HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[iHawk]

/me continues to beat Luke Skywalker to death as he reads PH's OOC. "Oh crep, sorry Mr. Hammil (sp) Lt.Hawk then salutes the angered Jedi and flies off to whereever it is he goes in between posts…

[ZeroCross]

OOC: .......uhm, ok. What the fuck is going on now? I lost track.

[Nickodemus]

OCC; Um hawk. im not luke...lol as in skywalker. I'm the good ol boys Bo and Luke... LMAO

IC; LQ flies by the star destroyer executes a roll maeuver across the bow dodging all the fire as he does. "Bro, I think its time we got ourselves a Winebago....."

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H pilots his TIE expertely and destroys five more SFR's before turning around and doing it again. All of the sudden, his ship shakes violently. "What the hell!" he exclaims then reads the moniter. "Damn! he shouts, then turns on his comm, "Cap'n Skippy, sah! They have exploding nunchucks(Sp?), sah! Repeat! They have exploding nunchucks, sah! They go right through shielding and explode on the defenseless hull, sah! Commodore P_H out!" P_H switches off the comm then does a complicated set of twists, turns, corkscrews, and barrel rolls to evade the exploding nunchucks.

[ZeroCross]

Exploding nunchucks.....How would those work exactly? o.0

[kongurous]

Exploding nunchucks.....How would those work exactly? o.0

Dynamite. Flying sticks of dynamite with the wicks tied together and lit.

[ZeroCross]

Dynamite. Flying sticks of dynamite with the wicks tied together and lit. Yeah, but then first off, they would'nt be melee anymore, so they would be thrown bombs, not nunchucks. Secondly, how could they be tied together with wicks, if the wicks are being burnt off to light the stick?

[kongurous]

Yeah, but then first off, they would'nt be melee anymore, so they would be thrown bombs, not nunchucks. Secondly, how could they be tied together with wicks, if the wicks are being burnt off to light the stick?

Its not supposed to make sense, it just does, ok?

[Nickodemus]

if you all are refering to me they are dynamite attached to arrows. Arn't any of you old enough to know of the dukes of hazzard??? or did i date myself?

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) they aren't talking about you, they are talking about the SFR's with exploding nunchucks


P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H flew his TIE on several more passes all the while trying his hardests to avoide the exploding nunchucks being chucked at him. and took out about 5 more SFR's.



(ooc) i know it is short, I just want to get on with htis and get to the next part of the RP>

[ZeroCross]

ZC
~~~~~

Standing on the large command tower on the back of super star destroyer, taking several long-range shots with his blasters, the Samu-fucking-Rai begin to retreat, after having the pounding received by the tie fighters, and, the bullshit, quite very seriously. ZC then beams down to the command deck of the ship, and says, "Captain skippy, General Kazasky, the Samu-fucking-Rai are in full retreat, and the top side of the ship has never smelled worse. I suggest setting fire to the entire top-side of the ship on the front half for cleansing purposes."

[OOC: And no, I'm not doing it. Kazansky, I swear to God I'm going to kill you one of these days. :P]

[Protoss_Honor]

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Fire! did someone say FIRE!" P_H screeched and came zooming in so fast he almost crashed into the Star Destroyer. "I wanna play with the Fire! I wanna play with the Fire! I wanna play with the Fire! I wanna play with the Fire!" P_H shouted as he landed his Tie, locked it with a million and 7 security codes, set the alarm, and locked the door. He then went racing to the top of the ship with a dump truck full of fire wood and a cement mixer full of gasoline. "I start fire now! I start fire now! I start fire now!" He shouted then lit a match and started bringing down to the wood and gas.


(ooc) Tag.

[Nickodemus]

<occ> I have newws for you all, please do not kill me off, I am leaving on vacation starting july 8th, returning july 14th. sorry for the inconvienience.

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc)Hey, I can't let one of the funniest rps (It rivals LQ's Controlled Khaos in funnyness) die can i? Of course not.

P_H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P_H touched the lit match to the wood and gasoline. The entire ship lit on fire and was burnt to a crisp in less then a minute.
"Oops." P_H said before he collapsed into a pile of ashes.
"P_H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skippy screamed as he and the rest of the party fell through the ashes of the Star Destroyer and into the water. "I am going to kill you! You are dead Protoss_Honor! You here me!? DEAD!!!!!!"
"Hey! It ain't my fault none of you tried to stop me from doing something stupid. It's your guyzes faults! Not mine!" the ash pile that was P_H shouted back. The P_H pile of ashes drifted on the ocean going nowhere.

[kongurous]

OOC: You can't burn a star destroyer.

[Protoss_Honor]

OOC: You can't burn a star destroyer.I just did.:P

Besides, I wanted to do something that would get your guyzes attention and make you post. You can repair the star destroyer if you want, just post, then kil my char if you want. (Don't worry, he will come back from the dead no worse for the wear, just filled with infinite knowledge he can't yet understand.)

[kongurous]

I just did.:P

Besides, I wanted to do something that would get your guyzes attention and make you post. You can repair the star destroyer if you want, just post, then kil my char if you want. (Don't worry, he will come back from the dead no worse for the wear, just filled with infinite knowledge he can't yet understand.)

OOC: Just let it die. Kazansky can't visit much, anyway.

[Protoss_Honor]

OOC: Just let it die. Kazansky can't visit much, anyway.Damn! that suxx0rs I really liked this rp, it was funny and unpredictable without being to stupid.

[kongurous]

Damn! that suxx0rs I really liked this rp, it was funny and unpredictable without being to stupid.

OOC: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

[Protoss_Honor]

OOC: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.You know, with us both being guys, that could be interpited very wrongly, in other words, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GrOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! You are sick skippy! j/k I love you like Garfield loves Lasagna. I who am about to let this RP die salute you *P_H salutes first the RP then he turns and salutes Skippy, then he turns and salutes Kazansky, then he turns and salutes LT ,then he turns and salutes ZC, then he turns and salutes everyone else who was in this rp.

[ZeroCross]

So....this thing is dead? PH killed us all. Just great. v_v

[Protoss_Honor]

HEY! THE ONLY ONLY ONLY PERSON I KILLED, WAS ME! You guys are all still alive and well, except you are proly starting to catch colds from being in the ocean. So don't go accusing me of killing you guys. I only killed the Star Destroyer and me.