V-day news!

[Mordecai2k]

It's time to beat the system for the first time on Warboards.

you've just been hit with Valentines Day Kisses ! send this to 7 people and your crush will admit that he or she likes you on valentines day OR your boyfriend or girlfriend will give you a special suprise on Valentines Day ! If you just ignore this then your Valentines Day will suck for life ! so you better start sending !!! NO SEND BACKS
:devil:

[pixels]

Can I crush the system?

My own version of those incredably retarded pieces of shit:

If your reading this the person who sent you this is a total fucking moron. Get a life and stop basing yours on little IM chain messages that have no point, no meaning, and can be typed up by just about anyone (except you) and sent off. I suggest you find a hobby or look at yourself in the mirror. Either way I dont want to see your fat face ever again. Send this to someone and you will you die. Dont send it, and you will never have a girlfriend or have sex. Choose. Life or Love. Haha, you loose, idiot.

Gr...

[Fenguin]

I'd send it to someone. I recall that humans aren't immortal ;)
p.s. just kidding ;)

[OboeGuru]

Pixels, why is the chain punishing the person who received it? It's not their fault that they know somebody who needs to get a life and not send those things around.

[DraconicFiend]

For good luck...

you've just been hit with Valentines Day Kisses ! send this to 7 people and your crush will admit that he or she likes you on valentines day OR your boyfriend or girlfriend will give you a special suprise on Valentines Day ! If you just ignore this then your Valentines Day will suck for life ! so you better start sending !!! NO SEND BACKS

[pixels]

Pixels, why is the chain punishing the person who received it? It's not their fault that they know somebody who needs to get a life and not send those things around.
Well, I guess I assume that the reciever is a dumbass aswell, but so is the sender. And to discourage greatly to send it to someone else... meh!

Either way, I hate them. Especially the email ones because it stacks up 192409 emails and 9230420958 '>>'s

Blast!

[OboeGuru]

The only problem with that original chain is this: what if you don't have a boyfriend/girfriend or a crush? It's a bit of a conundrum, isn't it?

[pixels]

The only problem with that original chain is this: what if you don't have a boyfriend/girfriend or a crush? It's a bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
In the big fat rulebook for IM chains, it states that if you do not apply to the message you are forced to log off the internet for 10 days or 10 hours, whichever comes first.

Or something stupid to that effect.

MEH! Someone has to like you.

Hell, it could be a duck!

[Mordecai2k]

I actually didn't even read the letter. I never pay attention to the things. But in celebration of the new forum i thought i'd go for it

[Fenguin]

You know what would be weird? Receiving "Valentines Day Kisses" from a member of the same gender O_O

[pixels]

You know what would be weird? Receiving "Valentines Day Kisses" from a member of the same gender O_O
No thx...

:banana: says no to that

[Fenguin]

you've just been hit with Valentines Day Kisses ! send this to 7 people and your crush will admit that he or she likes you on valentines day OR your boyfriend or girlfriend will give you a special suprise on Valentines Day ! If you just ignore this then your Valentines Day will suck for life ! so you better start sending !!! NO SEND BACKS
:devil:

I assume the "Valentines Day Kisses" are from the person who sent you the message. So remember kids: don't send it to members of the same gender unless you absolutely mean to! :banana:

[Mordecai2k]

You know what would be weird? Receiving "Valentines Day Kisses" from a member of the same gender O_O

if you're homosexual i'd see no problem in it

[Fenguin]

But I'm not homosexual ;)

[OboeGuru]

But I'm not homosexual ;)
Your wink is less than encouraging...

[Fenguin]

IT WAS THE NALLES! THEY MADE ME WINK!!!

[OboeGuru]

Naw, I think it was the Famnig Hjärta that made you do it...

[Fenguin]

But I thought it was the nalles. Those eyes... *gasp*

[Twitt]

DC, be my valentine? <3

[OboeGuru]

I think DC's taken by Fengy. ;) :D

[Twitt]

OMG NO, FIGHT TO THE DEATH INSUES. </3

Twitt vs Feng

Everyone place bets.

[OboeGuru]

40 lira on Feng. :p

[Twitt]

40 lira on Feng. :p

</3 No Valentine for you.

[OboeGuru]

</3 No Valentine for you.Poop. What if I provide the weapons for dueling? Feng gets a leather whip and you get a steel or wooden staff. Or the other way around. Fight for it! Wait, no, that doesn't work... Foopa.

[MacG]

In the big fat rulebook for IM chains, it states that if you do not apply to the message you are forced to log off the internet for 10 days or 10 hours, whichever comes first.

Or something stupid to that effect.

MEH! Someone has to like you.

Hell, it could be a duck!IT better be your own mother!

I hated chain mail. I just delete them. Come on now, do you really believe in those stuff? Look I just receive another one. *Delete* See, nothing happen to me. *Anvil crushes MacG* :devil:

[UndeadBastard]

haha, I never get those kinds of email...Only the sexy ones :devil:

[Mordecai2k]

haha, I never get those kinds of email...Only the sexy ones :devil:

OMG STOP THE LIES. UD bastard is a mega liar bitch >_<

[OboeGuru]

OMG STOP THE LIES. UD bastard is a mega liar bitch >_<
Yeah really. I get all the sexy mail around here. ;)

[SoulreaverELITE]

Yeah really. I get all the sexy mail around here. ;)
thats it you are getting beaten to no end in physics tomorrow

[crybaby1117]

Oh dear God not a fucking chain letter. I thought the news was that Valentines Day has been removed from the calandar all together. heh.

[OboeGuru]

thats it you are getting beaten to no end in physics tomorrow
Hey, I made up the phrase in your custom title, doesn't that get me a little bit of beating credit?

[SoulreaverELITE]

Hey, I made up the phrase in your custom title, doesn't that get me a little bit of beating credit?
fine it gets you some credit, but you just used it...so youre not safe any more :devil:

[Fenguin]

Can I bring my ninja army to the fight? I need to show them some *techniques* that might be valuable :D I promise they won't help... ;)

[OboeGuru]

fine it gets you some credit, but you just used it...so youre not safe any more :devil:
Very well, I'll just breed an army of Djungleorms to lie in wait, then when you least expect it... BAM! A sea of horrible horrible rainbow fuzzy snakes!!!

[Fenguin]

Hey! All the Djungleorms are mine! Well, I created them at least. :D

[OboeGuru]

I'll crossbreed Djungleorms and Nalles then. Now that's a force to be feared. :D

[Fenguin]

You cannot breed cool with anti-cool! It will be the end of you!!

[SoulreaverELITE]

You cannot breed cool with anti-cool! It will be the end of you!!
or it will breed something.....normal (ie not cool or cool, just kinda there)

[OboeGuru]

That's my plan. Introducing something "Normal" too the world will cause mass confucion and chaos, and I will assert my authority as Grand Supreme Dictator-for-life-and-beyond of the Earth. :D

[Fenguin]

But the cool Djungleorms and the cool ninjas can kick normal things' asses :D

[OboeGuru]

But they'll be too confused by the presence of a "normal" object to do anything to them. They won't be able to touch them anyways because they're an endangered species, the only known existing "normal" beast on the Earth.