War Thread

[Valjean]

Werewolf uses his magicks to ban Ole's spirit to hell unless Ole can find another vessel. Werewolf also uses his Magick to take away Ole's Magical abilities. With Ole's magic bannished from every plain of existance, TH is free from Ole's control and refuses to obey Ole.

Werewolf now continues to sit in his Hot Tub.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain sits and wonders why someone just HIJACKED him w/out permission

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB is in a mentil place untel later.While there he jumps around the walls.BOB tierd of living killes himself and goes to hell.While in hell he slays the evil thaing called ole merder.Hmm im runing out of ideas.BOB wonders if werewolf well be a allie?Zakoff BOB's new freind dies in a car crash.I am wondering who in the world has this much time on there hands?:tu: :rolleyes:

[Valjean]

/me is confused and didn't understand the last part of BOB's post. O_o

[Seal]

/me uses confuse ray and makes Werewolf91 slap himself.

[Valjean]

Werewolf laughs at Seal and uses Magick to make Seal hump himself.

[Subjukator]

*...Tick... Tick... 494... Tick... Tick...*

Me > All

*...Tick... Tick... 493... Tick... Tick...*

[Valjean]

/me is still confuzzled

[Subjukator]

You forgot about The Bomb? Didn't you know that when we reach 1000 posts in this thread, its going to explode into an innumerable amount of pieces?

[Valjean]

Heh. Oh well. :p

[Subjukator]

Only 490 more posts to go before this thread is going to be closed! (cause it is just pure non-sense in such a forum as this one; the Member's Lounge is a different story though)

[Valjean]

Sub, if you don't like it, leave. :tu:

[Seal]

/me aurora beams Werewolf91

[ShawnManX]

/me uses thunder wave to paralise Hylje.

[Seal]

/me uses Full Heal

[ShawnManX]

/me uses hypnosis, then dreameater, and nightmare.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain says will the poke pals stop playing pokemon! *throughs a brick at them*

[ShawnManX]

Yay bricks! TS2

/me breaks brick over his knee then slashes Tanin's throat with the jagged edge.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain says eep and criesd like a little girl.

[ShawnManX]

/me sees tanin crying and stops halfway through, and hands him a hankerchief to whipe away his tears, he then finishes the job.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Bob forgot he can't stab a spirit in the back of his head, because it's physical damage, and correal beings can't recieve physical damage..or really hurt someone personally..yet they can steal souls. Laughing at Bob's futile attempt, OleMurder steals Werewolf 91's mind and makes him save himself from Tanain Hawking's choking, and stab Bob trough his skull with a fork trough both his eyes, making Bob blind as a penalty..muahahhahahahahahhahahah.. I control the living to make my ends meet!..and soon I will rule you all, and the melee thread..just you wait as I plot and plans at the edge of the world...nihihihuiahahha...(sinister laugh)...

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain thinks: was i choking werewolf?i cant remember!

[ShawnManX]

/me listens to oles laugh for a bit, but quikly tires of it.

"BANG" I say as I shoot him in the face with a celestial bullet, the top half of his head is torn from ear to ear and dangles back, as I clean my weapon and place it in my utility belt. I finish his laugh where he left off. "Muahahahahahaha." I cackle.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain starts batheing the earth in eternal darkness again

[ShawnManX]

"Darkness is no fun, you can't see the blood when it's dark" I proclaim, I them fire an arrow of bright red malice towards the center of the dark shadow enguphing the earth, the arrow pierces tanin's chest and rips him open spilling his insides throughout the shadowed area colouring it grotesque shades of grey, red and violet.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain heals his wounds and finally bathes the earth in eternal darkness (oo and remember the green air I created AGES ago!)

[ShawnManX]

(OOC: LOL, this is just silly at the moment, I'll wreak some more mayhem later.)

[Seal]

/me brings in a too big flashlight.

[Valjean]

Bob forgot he can't stab a spirit in the back of his head, because it's physical damage, and correal beings can't recieve physical damage..or really hurt someone personally..yet they can steal souls. Laughing at Bob's futile attempt, OleMurder steals Werewolf 91's mind and makes him save himself from Tanain Hawking's choking, and stab Bob trough his skull with a fork trough both his eyes, making Bob blind as a penalty..muahahhahahahahahhahahah.. I control the living to make my ends meet!..and soon I will rule you all, and the melee thread..just you wait as I plot and plans at the edge of the world...nihihihuiahahha...(sinister laugh)...
Werewolf laughs at Ole who's obviously forgoten that Werewolf canceled all Ole's magical abilities (which include possesion and the like) and banished Ole to hell.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

How can you guys post so much?Pikachu i chose you!BOB screamed at the top of his lungs.Pikachu use flash!!!!orderd BOB.Pika pika!BOB thene realisd his name was BOB_9000!:eek:!!!The supercool cyborg frome HALO!BOB_9000 grabs some guns and rushes to halo to fight the fllod and covenent.Yes i play HALO!!!

[Battlecruiser]

THis must be the greatest spam thread ever created. Anyway that cyborg from Halo is me. See my signature? That is a picture of me. Now do you want to meet my good old friend, shotgun?

[Ole-The-Murder]

Werewolf 91 obviously forgot he couldn't banish me because I already controlled his mind by that time. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAH! So you where all in my check, neither you, Tanain, or Bob, could do ANYTHING about it...becausE I controlled you, and you had to obey me, so if you tried to Banish me, I could just ask you to not do it.aha!

[Valjean]

However, Werewolf has a strong will and banishes you from his mind. Then, you are effected by my magicks.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Im a sparten to.BOB says shut up ass fagot.Ole merder humps a gay guy then screws a fat chick.BOB becoms god and sends Ole merder to fu#king hell.DIE YOU GUY FROME THE ONE SPOT THAT I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOB goes to the starcraft univers and does lots of stuff.

[Ender]

Wow...this thread just suddenly started to suck. Bad.

[ShawnManX]

/me gathers himself up off the ground and dusts himself off.
Some of his synthetic skin has come loose and one of his mechanical eyes has fallen out of its socket from the fall.
/me places the metalic sphere back in the socket and tears the rest of his artificial skin from the damaged arm.
The metal benieth glistens in the bright flash eminating from Pikachu. Snapped wires reconnect, and dents in the metal of his arm and benieth his skin flatten as the nanites repair him. I light film of fluid condenses over the damaged eye as it regains its functionality. As the repairs near 100% Shawn lifts the once damaged arm and twists it slightly inspecting it for cracks and fissures.
"Perfect," he exclaims dropping the arm to his side. He logs the success of the repair program in his internal memory, and sends a carbon copy back to the lab.

/me glances left and right searching his next victim, "So many processes to test, so little time,"
The flash silloettes a farm not far from Shawn's current location, he heads in that direction while the flash fades and the world is once again plunged into darkness.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB gets relly big and slaps werewolf.

[Valjean]

/me blocks and/or dodges

:tu:

[Subjukator]

+462 to go

Mmmmm, MMMMM bitch!

+461 to go

[Seal]

/me uses Blizzard and freezes the land.

[Ender]

LOL...Sub is using this thread to increase his post count...AND SO DID I JUST NOW!

[ShawnManX]

(OOC: Me too, we should start a club.)

Darkness shrouds the land as SMX-024 stealthily approaches the farm. An elderly farmer usher's his family into the house while he stares dumbfounded at the black blanketed terrain. On all fours, SMX-024's gears hum excitedly as it skitters closer and closer to the farm house. The farmer has made his way to the barn and has closed the door, when he turns around he finds a pair saphire points of light looking up at him from the ground. He doesn't even have time to comprehend what is happening when SMX-024 grabs his arm and yanks it hard while twisting. The limb comes loose as SMX-024 scampers onto the wall of the barn holding the man's arm in his mouth, the glowing in its eyes has brightened, illuminating the gruesome spectacle. The man lets out a shriek, and runs for the house.

"Yes he's running," SMX thinks to itself, "It's always more fun when they run"

Dropping the arm on the ground, SMX propells itself from the barn and lands infront of the man, who slides to a halt and begins to run towards the woods. He doesn't get more than eight meters before Shawn grabs both his legs from behind causing him to fall. The android grasps the back of the mans head with its right hand, and unleashing an earsplitting scream, crushes the mans skull.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Bob, you are so pathetic. Acting all hardcore..and censors "fucking". Why, you can't say it? FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, Idiot. Werewolf survives because of strong will, but Tanain's mind is still under OlEMurder's prey and mr. Hawking jams a bone trough Bob's nose and plays a fiddle trough it. Hah! That's the spirit..or should I say, my spirit!?

[Giggilyomeromicon]

FUCK YOU ASS FAGG.BOB screams and blows ole merder to ole merder hell DIE YOU MUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DONT GO GOD MODE.

[Seal]

LOL...Sub is using this thread to increase his post count...AND SO DID I JUST NOW!We all do >.<

[Ole-The-Murder]

Thanks for the blow, Bob. I really appreciated it. Oh, and it's spirit mode not god mode. I can't do physical damage, happy? I can't get some, either, just magical. And I'm just stealing minds and controlling the living.

[Valjean]

Yes, but he's referring to the fact that I've already sent you to hell and denied you of the abbility to manipulate others. I can give you physical form again so you can actualy do stuff without being in god mode. :p

[Giggilyomeromicon]

*Ole merders' powers are gone for ever and ever and ever*."No more powers for you ho ho ho.I killed you in hell remember?BOB thainks werewolf for pointing that out.

[Subjukator]

All please limit your posts to one or two sentences. :) Like this post! :)

:p

[Valjean]

Why limit them? Are you just that lazy right now? :tu:

[Subjukator]

Yes. :)

[Valjean]

I see....O_o

Werewolf uses his Werewolf-ness to sit in his hot tub.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Littel does werewolf know that millions of three yearolds peed in his hot tub.
:shiftyr::eek::shiftyl:

[Valjean]

Little Does BOB know that the Three year olds REALLY pissed in BOB's bed and stayed away from the hot tub.

[ShawnManX]

Little does either know that the pieces of millions of three year olds fill their tub/bed.

[Valjean]

Werewolf, bored, goes over to another hot tub without any piss, shit, semen, bodies, etc. in it.

[ShawnManX]

Little does he know, but all the water has been frozen in the pipes.

[Valjean]

Little does Shawn know that Werewolf unfroze the pipe already and that Shawn's pants are on fire.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Yes, but he's referring to the fact that I've already sent you to hell and denied you of the abbility to manipulate others. I can give you physical form again so you can actualy do stuff without being in god mode. :p
...because I mind controlled you already :)

[Subjukator]

People! PLEASE! NO PLOT STORIES! SPAM ONLY! BAHHHH!!!!

+1 Me

*Subjukator creates Star Wars Universe in this Universe making the Universe a lot cooler

[Ole-The-Murder]

Someone should seriously reset your post count, dude. Let's see how you like spamming then.
* OleMurder mind controls Subjukator's post count, and makes an army of 614 posts who march over Subjukator's body and ensnares him, and all rushes at once, filling the mouth, ears and anus, then slowly conquering the inners and making his skin go inside out, then when the whole body is taken control of, they all suicide bomb inside Subjukator, making the body implode into nothing, almost as if sucking into nothing. The post count gets reset to 0.

[Valjean]

...because I mind controlled you already :)
No, you couldn't control me because I have a strong will and broke free, then I finished my orders. You have no power and posts from you shall be ignored in this thread. :)

[Ole-The-Murder]

Okay, okay, so I'm powerless so what? Does that make you..fresher than me? I don't think so! Hmmm...hmm...there must be a way...okay so I don't have some powers, BUT...I have a trick in backhand..the gandhi peaceful demonstration! I just simple refuse to move or do anything, and I boycot this thread by just sitting here, and refuse to move. You can't get past me and post. You can't kill me, because I'm powerless, and banished, and all that, so you can't kill what's dead. If you could anyways, you whould get the blame for killing pascifists. You have then no choiche but to give me my power back, and I shalt join your side.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB eats a tasty taco and askes who wants some?Mmm taco taco taco taco MLARG SPAM.*eats a taco.*

[Valjean]

Heh. Werewolf continues sitting in his hot tub. ^.^

[madman5]

madman buys an icecream and asks werewolf were he got the hottub

[Valjean]

instant hot tubs r us. :tu:

Werewolf asks Madman what the hell a SEAL is.

[hammocksleeper]

HS tells Werewolf, Never get in the hot tub! (That's the one we used over spring break)

[madman5]

Logs on to Instant Hottubs R Us via laptop and gets a nice hottub. makes sure is clean and sits in it. Ice Cream melts :(

[Subjukator]

Someone should seriously reset your post count, dude. Let's see how you like spamming then.
* OleMurder mind controls Subjukator's post count, and makes an army of 614 posts who march over Subjukator's body and ensnares him, and all rushes at once, filling the mouth, ears and anus, then slowly conquering the inners and making his skin go inside out, then when the whole body is taken control of, they all suicide bomb inside Subjukator, making the body implode into nothing, almost as if sucking into nothing. The post count gets reset to 0.

ROFL! you little prick. why don't you do a little more research into the topic before just rippin on people...

*Deflects the asshole's post back onto him reducing his body to its base elements, diseased and sickly.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Yeah, I know. Your spam-bomb of the thread. And I don't have enough post count to overwhelm myself, tough shit, you have. I got attacked by 93 posts, you got by 614, big difference. I.e. using my post count against me isn't even half as effective as using yours against you :) In other words: I won, and survived. You choked on your own post count!

[Valjean]

no, he deflected it.

Werewolf keeps sitting in his clean hot tub.

[ShawnManX]

The SMX-024 procedes towards the farmhouse as the occupants scurry away from the doors and windows. Up a wall and down the cimeny he goes in wild pursuit of blood.
"You can run, but you can not hide," He cackles. Punching a hole in the side of the chimeny shaft allowing him entry to the second floor. He switches his vision mode in his left eye to IR, while the other remains in normal mode.

[ZeroDarkStar]

ZDS fires his anti-SMX-024 missle, which destroys the SMX-024, leaving a little duckling on the ground.

[madman5]

madman asks werewolf if he wants to come over for some beers and TV.




EDIT:YAY! 100 POSTS IN LESS THEN A MONTH!

[Valjean]

Werewolf goes, "Jah mawn!" >_<

Werewolf gets out of the hot tub, dries off, and goes to Madman's house for beer and TV. ^.^

[madman5]

madman hands werewolf a beer and they watch the others kill each other on TV.

[Subjukator]

Subjukator > Ole-The-Murder

:)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB wants beer too.

[madman5]

Give madman advice on how to get stuff like werewolf did wit the hottub.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Subjukator > Ole-The-Murder

:)
1- you can do anything you want, as long as you don't kill someone. Only you can decide when you die :tu:

[Subjukator]

^^ lmao

Subjukator +1 > Ole-The-Murder

[Ole-The-Murder]

How DARE you!
OleMurder smites Subjukator with a bitch slap of the holy light!

[Seal]

death coiled.

[Subjukator]

Seal, this isn't what the first word you think of the person above you. You actually have to form semi-coherent thoughts.

[Valjean]

"Semi-wha?" says Werewolf to the big screen TV.

[Subjukator]

"Semi-coherent."

[madman5]

Whatever I wanna see some fighting

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB kills some mice.

[Subjukator]

*Slaps madman5

[madman5]

Trys to figure out how Sub can slap through a TV...

[Ole-The-Murder]

....PC. OleMurder bitchslaps Madman IV with a semi-cohorent wrist of the hand.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

SPAM BOMB OF EATING PIES!?!?!?*eats 99.7% of all pie ever*

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator strays into a minefield... lol...

[ShawnManX]

It takes a couple of days but the nanites reform the SMX-024, though now he appears to be little more than a mass of chains with two glowing holes for eyes in the centre.
"Fine I'll finish of here fast, you always take away all the fun."
The chains exploded outwards in every direction ensnareing the remaining family members and dragging them towards the twisting ball of metal.
"I can't have my toys excaping from me, now can I," the SMX-024thinks of a second, and then perverse joy seems to fill its glowing eyes.
"I know what to do," It then begins dragging the family members into its mass, expanding slightly to make room.
"Everyone comfy?" It asks, then the sound of bones breaking is heard as the chains on the inside lock rigidly in place. "We're off then if no one has any complaints,"
Squeezing so hard they can't breath it launches itself into the air and towards the edge of the blackness.

[madman5]

Erm.....BOB is invited to be in the hottub and have beer

[Nahotnoj]

Nahotnoj throws a ball of moldy beef into the mine field and it spontanoiusly combusts. In place of the beef, is a giant banana with a baseball cap...

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB gets a beer and throws it at the robot guy thats flying around on relly fat pig.BOB turns the heat up on the hot tub.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator turns down the heat on Bob's tub

[Ole-The-Murder]

*Subjukator strays into a minefield... lol......with the help of mechanic bunnies on batteries..

[Subjukator]

*Uses ray gun to vaporize mechanical bunnies

EDIT: POST 666!!!

[Ole-The-Murder]

Ever noticed which game I ripped that part from? Full Throttle ;)

[tanain_hawkwing]

BOOM! tanain farts

[Valjean]

Werewolf hits the reset button, resetting the entire thread after post 1.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator "unsets"

[Valjean]

*Werewolf resets and destroys the unset button

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Builds a new reset botten and blows it up.Ha ha ha you all fear BOB.

[madman5]

madman5 starts to create a video game.........

[tanain_hawkwing]

BOOM! tanain farts again but dosnt realise he did something more. He walks round with a turtle head poking out.

[Ole-The-Murder]

I will not return to this thread before the IQ rises a notch.

[Valjean]

Werewolf cheers in victory! ^.^

[Subjukator]

Trumpets blow and a gigantic crowd of people suddenly appear out of nowhere as Ole-The-Murder goes on vacation!

[tanain_hawkwing]

e=mc2.Spinosaurus Eqyticus otherwise known as Spinosaurus.Pacysephlosaurus had a large thick skull which it use to challenge its foes. THERE! high enough IQ?

[Ole-The-Murder]

OleMurder returns to the thread, with a sadistic smile on his face, as for now since the IQ did, in fact, rise in the thread a notch. So I'm back! Short vacation, huh?

[tanain_hawkwing]

Why yes it certainly was old chap!

[Subjukator]

*Red alarm lights go off as sirens screech through the halls*

"We're under attack by the other people! Man the hatches!"

[Ole-The-Murder]

I'm not old...
*stabs Tanain Hawking with a hatchet in the back...my axe is my buddy! He never makes me cry...thank you, hatchet! You really made the bastard bleed!

[Valjean]

/me heals TH

/me sends Ole to hell

/me takes away all of Ole's abilities that would directly or indirectly harm anyone's character that posts in the thread

^.^

[Giggilyomeromicon]

2+2 is 73.Ole merder leaves again.

[tanain_hawkwing]

Damn you Old chap! tanain grabs his walking stick and whacks Ole.

[DarkTribunal]

*strange newb walks up to tanain
hitting is bad tan you should eat some of my world famous pies
*dark throws millions of pies at tanain
ole i call thee back from the depth of hell
*dark summons ole from hell

[DarkTribunal]

...oh i forgot...
*dark tapes tanain and ole together

ohhh how cute, its as if they are meant for each other

[Valjean]

/me sends Ole back to hell while keeping TH back here and he shall remain there for all eternity

/me destroys all reset buttons and reverse effects, time portals, etc.

Oh, don't double post. ^^

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB is now a marine!(off of starcraft)BOB killes lots of zirglings in his game that has a pass.:p

[tanain_hawkwing]

big T (hehe thats me!) GETS HIS FRIEND Mr.T to come and join in. Mr.T says "Ipitythefool who is gonna wreck mah party"

[Ole-The-Murder]

Cowards! You dare not fight with me, you pussies just send me to hell you can wack yourself in peace, fags! Ahahahah! AHAHAHAH! (Ole's head gets knocked off)

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain sits down and has a banging shit.:D:tup::)

[madman5]

madman finishes the game and calls it "How to send Ole to hell"

madman realizes that that he has made a how to book. Shrugs and starts selling book.


*Bring Ole bax from hell so book will sell

[Subjukator]

*DarkTribunal gets a facefull of smack from everyone

[Ole-The-Murder]

Hooray? Does that mean I'm back so your game/book can sell? OleMurder becomes buisness partner with Madman, and makes Subjukator eat smoking shoes.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB does lost of stuff.

[madman5]

Hooray? Does that mean I'm back so your game/book can sell? OleMurder becomes buisness partner with Madman, and makes Subjukator eat smoking shoes.

*madman slaps Ole for making Sub eat smoking shoes

*Give Sub free copy of bookgame thing

[tanain_hawkwing]

hihoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hihoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hihoooooooooooooooooooohihoohihohihoooooooo
hiho,hiho its off to work we go
We work all day but get no pay
hiho hiho hiho hiho
Mr T and tanain and 7 dwarves sing by a camp fire.

[Ole-The-Murder]

*madman slaps Ole for making Sub eat smoking shoes

*Give Sub free copy of bookgame thing
Ole gives Mad Man a blue potion of a dose with Bad Guy Shiznitz to neutralis Madman's pathetic Nice-Guy habitists.

[madman5]

Ole gives Mad Man a blue potion of a dose with Bad Guy Shiznitz to neutralis Madman's pathetic Nice-Guy habitists.
*Eats Ole's head and puts it up for sale.

[Ole-The-Murder]

'Twas was better! Keep the spirit up, brotha! Bad guy style. Think you got me? Even if I lost my head, atleast my bad-guy potion worked, neutralised your good side and now your soul is mine...therefore, my dying command is for you to slaughter all my enemies. Werewolf 91, Bob_9000 and Tanain Hawking. Muahahahahahahh! Even in my own death, I win, and come back as a headless boogieman!

[madman5]

'Twas was better! Keep the spirit up, brotha! Bad guy style. Think you got me? Even if I lost my head, atleast my bad-guy potion worked, neutralised your good side and now your soul is mine...therefore, my dying command is for you to slaughter all my enemies. Werewolf 91, Bob_9000 and Tanain Hawking. Muahahahahahahh! Even in my own death, I win, and come back as a headless boogieman!
No. I sell them yer body parts. I win. HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Valjean]

Werewolf sells Ole's "Happy Place" to a lonely 40 year old woman in mexico. ^^

[Subjukator]

Hey Ole, do you post anywhere else but in this thread? You know, this "RP" isn't exactly a real RP. A real one is like Laranor's Quest. In this thread, people just spam.

[Valjean]

Dude, this is just a no rules silly RP. :tu:

If ya don't like it and think it's too spammy, then leave. -_-

[madman5]

Advetising for other Rp's is wrong. (Damn i wanna be a admin.....)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB walks over to ole's head and does this :blowup:.

[OboeGuru]

Hey Ole, do you post anywhere else but in this thread? You know, this "RP" isn't exactly a real RP. A real one is like Laranor's Quest. In this thread, people just spam.Advetising for other Rp's is wrong. (Damn i wanna be a admin.....)
He's not advertising, he's exemplifying.

/me shoots madman for saying "i wanna be a admin....."
/me shoots madman 3249874621987421665421965421647962194 more times for saying that.
Get the rules straight in your head before making a statement like that. Don't get on a power trip because you think you're being Captain America by pointing out what you think is an obvious infraction of the rules.

I WILL make an example of all persons that make any statement about what they would do if they had any administrative capabilities, because that is even more "wrong." One thing I cannot tolerate is people trying to put themselves up on a pedestal.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

this thread is DEAD!!!!!! Ö_Ö <--its my new smiley

oxxxxxx]::::::::::>

[Nostradamus]

RPGuy6 walks into the carnage and says "HI!"

[Valjean]

Werewolf goes, "OMG! deadness!" and resumes eating and drinking.

[madman5]

*Buys a new car and leaves the thread....forever

[Valjean]

*drags madman back*

^_^

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Hacks off werewolf's hand so madman can make is rpg.

[Windwalker]

nukes the thread and says closed! hopefully its true!

[Valjean]

Hacks off werewolf's hand so madman can make is rpg.
You obviously haven't been properly informed of what happened to that game he was working on. :rolleyes:

Anyway...

*regrows hand*

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator patiently waits for the thread to hit 1000 posts...

[madman5]

*Trys to figure out many ?'s:What does BTW mean? Why doesn't Jello fall out when turned upside down?

[Valjean]

BTW means By the way.

Jello doesn't fall out because it's repulsed by your genitals and stays in the bowl.

[Ole-The-Murder]

*Subjukator patiently waits for the thread to hit 1000 posts...
...but waits not patiently enough, so OleMurder gives Subjukator a corval punishment in the PainGod 2004 Electric Chair! Have fun! :)

[Nostradamus]

RPGuy thinks that this is the biggest spam trap hes ever seen! So he joins in the spamming
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[Ole-The-Murder]

And biggest post-deletion trap.

[Valjean]

*throws a sexualy arrosed racoon into the fray*

^_^

[madman5]

*Buys a spicy chiken thing from BK

[Ole-The-Murder]

And some ask.. "Why close it?"...well you got that answer figured out now..

[Valjean]

hybur ginger ginger jinnjur.

*pokes Ole*

[Whiteknight]

/me walks in on this spam thread without realizing it wasn't an RP.

"Wow, this looks a lot like Book's infamous RP. Who decided to ressurect something like this?"

[Ole-The-Murder]

Perhaps this thread should be removed to the forum for unserious wannabe-RP's.
*pokes back*

[Valjean]

OW!! Don't poke my back, bitsh! >_@

Soap bubbles!

...

Yeah, this needs to be closed. O_o

To much giblett and not enough non-gibletts. o_O

Brain...deterierating...>_^

[Whiteknight]

(This is way, WAAAAY too much like book's RP. In fact, it's pretty much exactly the same thing, with less posts.

For those of you who do not know the infamous book, I'll give you some background.

Book appeared a while ago, I think 3 or 4 months. Withing something like 10 posts, he had created 3 new RP threads, most of which did not make sense. His posts were extremely stupid, like when he went to create a character for PvR he said that his character had, "tank tracks for legs". He just didn't get it at BF, and was soon ostricized by most of the members. The only reason one of his threads suceeded was that it was basically a spam thread to let out some anger / just spam the hell out of it.

Pretty much exactly like this thread. Here was his first post, I still remember it. The thread name was "We need a battle without divine intervention". His description was, "Okay, I'll start with provocation.

Book slaps DE over his face"

So, yes, please shut this thread down, it does nothing to betterment the forum.)

[Ole-The-Murder]

Listen! Listen! Wise words has been spoken today! Do it, ye lazy admins. I want this thread shut down! And every post gotten in this thread, removed from people's count! Spammers! ARGH. Damn T-Dawg for making this...

[Valjean]

Meh. No point in removing it from people's post count. Too many replies to go through. X|

Anyway, this just needs to be shut down.

[Subjukator]

Ole-The-Murder got the 666th post... an omen perhaps hmm?

:)

[hammocksleeper]

yes, please shut this thread down, it does nothing to betterment the forum.
Heh, if they were to close all of the spamalicious threads here, there would be nothing left. :) It would be like starting all over again.

[Valjean]

Denguin > Duckguin

:tu:

[Ole-The-Murder]

Ole-The-Murder got the 666th post... an omen perhaps hmm?

:)
That's because I'm evil and satan loves me.
This happened one time before...I was playing a game about killing angels and then someone went and pulled out the contacts because the recess was over and the counter stopped at 666! SERIOUSLY! Damn something IS going on with me...demons! Give me a white crusifix :bigsmile:

[Frattimonde]

Is this really an RP?

It seems to have been turned Into something else.

[Valjean]

More like a spam fest. :shiftyl:

[Giggilyomeromicon]

While watching TV BOB remembers that spam bomb of death and the realises ITS GONA GO BOOM!!!! Quick burn this thread and smash it untel it is devoid of life! *runs away realy fast*

[Valjean]

dude...that was...weird...O_o;;

[Giggilyomeromicon]

yes....yes it was and now u are dead because of sub's fine spam bomb of death. DIE DIE BURN IN HELL *millions of leprachauns join in the chant* DIE DIE BURN IN HELL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL BURN BURN BURN IN HELL BURN IN ƒUCKING HELL. YAY YAY YAY *the leprachauns return to there caves*.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Note to myself: Keep Bob away from the pills on the table!

[Valjean]

Note: Keep Bob away from...

...The Stach!

>.> <.<

[Giggilyomeromicon]

oo i did this to a bird today :chuckballhe he he







jk

[Ole-The-Murder]

You are indeed one of the dark side, Bob.
Now that you got my confirmation on your evilness, get the fuck off my porch, bitch!
:)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

uses force lightning on ole then runs up and gives him some lightsaber.


:samurai:

[Ole-The-Murder]

Just you do it, Bob - Doesn't matter for me anyways ;) No worry for me, life insurance pays off triple when you die on a buisness trip :)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

but ur dead soooo.........NO MORE U

[Frattimonde]

I´m suprized this ain´t closed yet.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

im not the admins are having to much fun being drunk.






jk :shiftyr:

[hammocksleeper]

You guys spam too much in this thread, and it has no point.

CLOSED

[Giggilyomeromicon]

ooo that one guy said u couldent do that!
unleas u are a admin....