War Thread

[Valjean]

*respawns*

*carefuly places warhead in Sub's pants*

*blue arua forms around finger*

*aims finger at Oboe*

"SHOT GUN!!" I yell.

*several blue blasts fly twards Oboe*

*/me takes out Tetsusaiga and gets little cat ears*

O_o

o_O

[BlackHawk]

Takes Werewolfs ears and runs off "tehee."

[Valjean]

*cat ears respawn*

[BlackHawk]

"Nooooo" BH runs, dives, and yoinks the second ear. "Muwahahaha."

Cat ear respawns again.

"...damn."

[Valjean]

^^

*slices at BH with the Tetsusaiga and then uses Shot Gun on him*

[Subjukator]

Does uber gosu spinning kick of death on werewolf which destroys the a glass window. (Shouldnt have been there in the first place. Humph.)

[OboeGuru]

BH, what happened with the blade I rammed trough your skull? :D (See post #250)

/me shoots toothpicks into Sub's eyes, removes his eyes on the toothpicks, eats them, and puts black olives in the place of Sub's eyes.

"Mmm... tastes like chicken."

[Subjukator]

*Annhilates OboeGuru with Vampire Ghost Level 99 spell sending him hurtling into the dark oblivion of death*

*puts back eyes*

[ZeroDarkStar]

Eats a kitten.

[Dark_Soul74]

*Does something*

[Valjean]

*takes out rose whip*

*takes out Tetsusaiga*

*Slices into Sub several times with Tetsusaiga*

*continues slicing with rose whips*

*stores weapons away*

*finger gets blue aura around it*

SHOT GUN!!!

*fires several blasts of energy in Sub's direction*

[Dark_Soul74]

*Makes a tasty sandwich*

[OboeGuru]

/me sprinkles purified capszacin into Werewolf's eyes. :D

[Valjean]

/me goes, "WTF is capszacin?! O_o"

[Fenguin]

/me sprinkles purified rubidium into Oboe's eyes. :D

[OboeGuru]

Capzsacin is the chemical that makes peppers hot. It makes your eyes burn horribly. :D

My capszacin owns your rubidium, Feng. :p

Wouldn't pure rubidium react with the moisture on your skin or in the air before you could get it into my eyes. :p

/me hits Feng on the head with some Wasabi. :D

[Fenguin]

I have no moisture in my hand. I also irradiated the air around me with anti-moisture rays. =]

*pours some Einstein-Bose condensate into Oboe's eyes* mwahaha... :D

[Valjean]

/me blocks the capszacin with a bowl of pasta

/me eats all the pasta

Mmm...pasta...

[OboeGuru]

You can't block it, I said it went in your eyes, you can't turn back time. Crazy.

"Not Einstein-Bose condensate... NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

/me ceases to exist.

[Fenguin]

Yay, my first kill. :D
/me rides a Penguin all the way to the South Pole. Then me sleeps.

[OboeGuru]

/me releases concentrated CFCs into the atmosphere over the South Pole so the ezone erodes while Feng sleeps. He will either wake up horribly burnt/irradiated or not wake up at all. :D

[Fenguin]

*Uses the One Oxygen Molecule To Rule Them All [Oxygen-689197812362] to completely block out the sun. :D*

[BlackHawk]

BH launches nuke at Oxygen-689197812362. It destoys it, but end up forcing the structure to succumb to Earth's gravity, pulling it back upon Earth, destorying the Earth.

BH respawns :D.

[ZeroDarkStar]

I implode the universe.

[OboeGuru]

Yeah, wouldn't the Oxygen molecule spontaneously detonate from all the heat or solar radisation?

Anyways...

/me stands at the exact center and pushes outwards, restoring the universe to its former state.

/me also launches a neutron star at ZDS' crotch.

[BadAssNoob]

i fell into the sun and died

[Subjukator]

*Unleashes Arnold clones from the movie Predator onto the Universe setting off the self-destruct devices on those aliens*

"Mmmm, alien flesh barbecue, mmmm"

[Valjean]

After finishing my pasta, I pull out a big screen TV, a Nintendo(c) Game Cube, some sontrolers, and a container holding the game "Super Smash Brothers Melee".

I turn it on and stuff. I choose Kirby as my character and then set up the other controlers.

"Who's wants to play Super Smash Brothers Melee?"

[Fenguin]

Yeah, wouldn't the Oxygen molecule spontaneously detonate from all the heat or solar radisation?

Anyways...

/me stands at the exact center and pushes outwards, restoring the universe to its former state.

/me also launches a neutron star at ZDS' crotch.
[OOC: Of course not. :) It's not touching the sun; it's merely between the Earth and the Sun. Kinda like an permanent eclipse.]

Me wanna play Smash Brothers Melee! *Takes a controller, chooses Pikachu ;)*

[OboeGuru]

"DK is mine, f00s!"

/me grunts like a monkey.

[Valjean]

"Okay, if no one else wants to play..."

/me goes to options

let's see...9 lives for each person...set items to only beam swords and ray guns...set item flow to medium...now back to the choosing screen...and now...

/me makes a computer player playing as Fox

/me presses A button

/me selects Hyrule Temple

Okay, let's go!! Free for all!

/me punches into Fox and then hits him with a malet

^^

[Subjukator]

*Picks Link*

"Feel the pain!"

*Body slams person attacking Fox then does spinning kick of death on Fox*

[Valjean]

(link can do a spinning kick and a body slam?! O_o)

/me sucks up link

w00t, teh linkage!

/me presses down on control stick, giving me link's power and a link hat. ^^

/me pics up a beam sword and starts sword fighting link

[Subjukator]

*Hookshots Werewolf91's mysterious character sending him flying over the edge of the map*

[OboeGuru]

(ooc: Werewolf is Kirby)

/me hurls Link off the map after stunning him with a body slam/ground smash.

[Fenguin]

/me throws great balls of fire at people. Especially Oboe. Pika. Pika. Pika. Then /me jumps up and licks the sky.

[OboeGuru]

/me hurls large barrel at Pikachu/Fenguin.

[Fenguin]

/me gets squished. But me is gelatinous, so me ingests it.

[OboeGuru]

Pikachu isn't gelatinous, f00bar.

/me goes ape-crazy and socks Kirby into Link, asuuming both have hopped back onto the playing field by now.

[Fenguin]

/me charges up, then smashes into DK. /me then smacks DK with a funny-looking blue electric thingie. ;)

[xer0_k00l]

/em bodyslams Fenguin into a computer screen

[MacG]

/me enters. It's morphing time! Let's go rangers. bahahahahah

[Subjukator]

*Sword slashes DK sending him flying backwards onto Kirby*

[Valjean]

/me sucks up DK

/me walks off the edge of the map

/me flys back up and laughs at DK trying to get back

/me sucks up link and takes his power

/me grabs a beam sword

/me starts sword fighting w/ link

[Mechsaurian]

Mech appears out of nowhere, crowbar in hand.

He commences to beat the living tar out of T-dawg for starting such a stupid RP. Then he trains he crowbar on ZeroDarkStar and BSTRhino for joining in on such a pointless activity. After he had beaten them unconscious with his crowbar, he realizes that he too has joined the thread. His crowbar jumps out of his hands and beats him to a bloody pulp, seemingly by itself.

Man, sucks to have a magical crowbar and join in on a stupis RP, don't it?

[Valjean]

Mech appears out of nowhere, crowbar in hand.

He commences to beat the living tar out of T-dawg for starting such a stupid RP. Then he trains he crowbar on ZeroDarkStar and BSTRhino for joining in on such a pointless activity. After he had beaten them unconscious with his crowbar, he realizes that he too has joined the thread. His crowbar jumps out of his hands and beats him to a bloody pulp, seemingly by itself.

Man, sucks to have a magical crowbar and join in on a stupis RP, don't it?
A.) No thread revival

B.) It's meant to be stupid. :p

C.) *pokes Mechsaurian*

[Mechsaurian]

"grrrrr" says Mechsaurian, who doesn't like being poked. Angered, he hoists a bazooka over his shoulder and trains it on Werewolf.

Before he blows Werewolf to smithereens, he stops and wonders what the heck Werewolf meant by 'no thread revival'. Stumped, he carefully places the bazooka on the ground and decides Werewolf deserves a more violent fate. Hefting out a sledge hammer, he grins maliciously and swings it around, trying to knock Werewolf senseless.

[Subjukator]

Subjukator then preceded to urinate all over the place spraying a hefty does of his juice espcially over Werewolf91 for acting like a mod :ninjar:

[AJ]

/me notes that Subjukator's urine is, in fact, flammable and proceeds to pull out his matchbook.

[Dark_Soul74]

/me takes AJ's matchbook and gives him a Zippo.

Burn him in style, AJ. ;)

[AJ]

/me creates a rising flame in his out-stretched palm.
Stylish enough for you?

[BlackHawk]

/me shoots AJ with the "Streetsweeper" gun

/me laughs at AJ

Then WB.org falls apart.

/me dies.

[AJ]

/me stands untouched.
"Clearly it helps if you're shooting at the proper image," mocks a voice from behind BlackHawk.

[Mechsaurian]

Mech's sledge hammer, which was far too large for his feeble frame, careens straight out of his hands, smashing right into AJ.

"Well, imagine that," rmarks Mech as the REAL AJ is knocked senseless.

[Valjean]

Werewolf comes out from his house and yawns. He then looks down at the ground.

"HEY! You destroyed my android twin?! I had 7 payments left on that!!"

and then, Werewolf took out his ion blaster and plasma cannon.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain gets out of his cardboard box to see what the comotion is all about and gets hit by a swarm of flying rats.He reachs in his box,takes out his bowl of hairballs in stomach acid and throws it at AJ

[OboeGuru]

/me injects 30,000 cc's of novacaine into AJ's blood stream.

/me then saws off Werewolf's leg and beats him with it.

"What's wrong with reviving the thread???"

[Valjean]

*notices leg is gone*

Dammit, you sawed off my mechanical leg! >_< Take this!

*shoots plasma cannon and ion blaster*

*Oboe goes matrix and dodges the blasts*

god dammit

[BlackHawk]

BH has a quick sex change and plastic surgery to look like Trinity. Alas it fails and he looks like an icecream cone. "I still have my gun" he says in a masculine voice, "oh right...Dodge this, biatch" he continues, changing into a squeky girl imitation. "Sorry had to go gangsta on the end there..."

BH quickly becomes serious again and blows Oboes head to miniscule pieces using his Five-Seven. "OMG that gun shot is the secksiest CS gun noise. EVAR!!!"

[OboeGuru]

The miniscule fragments turn to liquid and slink back over to my feet, where they get reabsorbed by my body and my head reforms.

"HaHA! I'm the guy from T2!"

/me shoots out right arm in shape of a large blade, which plunges through BlackHawk's head.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain grabs a 600volt elctro gun and shoots at werewolf making a big hole in his stomach

[Subjukator]

Subjukator steps into the thread and begins the spamming. :)

[Valjean]

"Dammit! >_< That was my spare stomach!!" says werewolf, pointing at his (spare) stomach in a jar.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator throws Oboeguru into a vat of molten steel ending his short but violent life*

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain grabs his collection of earwax and eats it to giv him power.he then burps and the world turns green

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator vomits into a toilet that happened to be near after seeing tanain eat the...*

"UGGGGHHH!"

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain grabs a bucket pushes sujakator away form the toilet and collects his vomit for his collection.he then turns round bends over and farts green gas at werewolf and subjakator.

[Valjean]

/me puts on his gas mask. :p

[BlackHawk]

/me puts on his gasmask and pulls off Were's mask.

/me laughs maniaclly, then takes out an autoshogun and blows open Were's stomach, destroying his real one. Then laughs evily once more just for good measure :).

[Valjean]

/me has another gas mask under his other gas mask. ^.^

/me reaches into his suitcase and pulls out another stomach (not the one shot by tanain_hawkwing...) and replaces the one Blackhawk shot. ^.^

[BlackHawk]

/me pulls off Were's last gas mask and blows his head of with the autoshotgun. Then he laughs evily.

[OboeGuru]

/me respawns and runs up beside tanain and plunges a philips-head screwdriver into his left temple.

/me also aggravates a beehive, puts it in a plastic box, carries it to BlackHawk and throws it on the ground in front of him and quickly sprints away, cackling maniacally.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams a begins to run around like a madman. he runs through a pool of gasoline and then a burning house and jumps on OboeGuru.He begins to punch but then turns to ashes on the floor. Suddenely, a new tanain rises from the ashes loots werewolfs house stealing all his spare stomachs and then he eats them. He takes out a grenade and shoves it down werewolfs throat. He laughs like an evil maniac.he turns around and hits subkjakator in the face with a 5 foot rock hard stinking turd.

[tanain_hawkwing]

he drops the turd and runs.he crashes into a wall and then gets runover by a parked car.he screams yet again and calls werewolf,OboeGuru and sujakator for help.(am i the only person replieing to this rp now?)

[Valjean]

* BlackHawk pulls off Were's last gas mask and blows his head of with the autoshotgun. Then he laughs evily.
"Damn it! That was my spare head!" werewolf yelled through another gas mask under the one BH pulled off.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain keeps shouting for help and get a sore throat. he uses the saw to saw the car in half. He puts the halves together to make a hole. He climbs through the hole and frees himself. He charges at werewolf with a gas mask destroyer nuke detonates it destroying all werewolfs gas maskes and leaving him exposed to tanains gas

[Valjean]

"OW! MY HEAD!" shouted Werewolf through his home-made air-purifying mask. :D

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain hits werewolf over the head with his turd that he hit subjakator(or was it OboeGuru) over the head with.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator adds one post to post count :p while simultaneously creating a transdimensional portal sucking the entire universe into a blackhole*

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams and gets sucked in only to be spat out because the blackhole is actually a mouth and tanain showers under a cows backside everyday

[Subjukator]

+1 :D me

-1 player :D

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain jumps in the air and sticks a philps sense screwdriver in OboeGuru he shouts "HA!PAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Valjean]

"OW! MY HEAD!" shouted Werewolf through his home-made air-purifying mask.

Then, as the mouth sucked in Werewolf, he distracted it with a large steak. Then, Werwolf destoryed the mouth by hiding several bottles of nitroglueserine under the steak, causing a head giant with the giant mouth to explode when it started chewing on the steak.

[Subjukator]

Meanwhile, Subjukator robs several intergalatic banks of their credits :bigsmile:

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain jumps subjakator and takes the credits

[Valjean]

Werewolf shouts "EWW!" and runs away.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain runs after werewolf because to him EWW! means KILL ME NOW. EWW inspires him to kill. Guns inspires him to kill. EVERYTHING inspires him to kill

[Subjukator]

tanain jumps subjakator and takes the credits

Shoots tanain in the back as he attempts to runs away and rightfully snatches away his ill-earned money hopping the next inter-galatic portal to the Hadeaus dimension.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Then BOB 9000 creats a hole in space thate moves evorybody into a small
room.Thene pulls out a bomb and eats a string of chees!




:blowup::blowup:

[Valjean]

Werewolf uses his 00ber-1337 special move that can only be used a couple times and reverses the holes, sending everyone back to where they were.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB folows wolf an stabs the back of his head with a greenbean!
then he blows up the bomb and respawns very hapy he got a kill:bigsmile:
Wolf dud you spon to.:mad:
But no! I only kiled me becus I cant kill other peopel!
I cast osem time travel and revers the bomb and stick with the bean!!!!

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain sits down and cries like a little girl. he farts a stinker but he did something else.................the world went an even darker green as more of his gas filled the air.

[Valjean]

after getting stabbed with a green bean, werewolf is wondering how the hell a green bean can hurt him and then moves on with his day.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Later BOB is loking for a bank where he can get his money to get a fine wepon.He finds out the all banks everywhere have been robed.BOB rather upset about thise finds a gun and plans to kill the rober like so.:samurai::blowup::laser::chair:

[Valjean]

Werewolf uses his nija matrix skillz to destroy the moon with his plasma cannon. He then stores the gun away where no one can reach it.

[Battlecruiser]

Then battlecruiser uses yamato cannon and shoot the plasma gub though the gun doesn't explode but it goes 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000.999999999999999999999999999999999999999 91 feet into the air.

[Seal]

/me uses the sealy cuteness to make peace around me.

(ooc: this doesn't need a signup, does this?)

[Duddits]

/me stares at the warring peoples with a look of confusion

"WTF"

(OOC: I don't think so, seal)

[OboeGuru]

/me melts in to a gelatinous goo because of the sealy cuteness.

[Duddits]

/me walks out of room but trips on the gelatinous goo.

/Oboeguru cries, "WTF DUDDITS?! WATCH IT!"

/me falls flat on his ass, squirming in the goo to get away

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB finds werewolf and was gona kille hem when a lone spork hit his nuts!Its the spork!!!!!:eek:

[Valjean]

"Oh no!! It's the blob incident all over again! Augh! >_<" shouted Werewolf with much frustration and grief.

Werewolf then turned to annoying ass-er, I mean Battlecruiser, (ooc: ;)) and was so mad that his plasma gun was shot into the sky, that Werewolf got his plasma cannon out from his secret hiding place that no one could reach, and shot it at Battlecruiser, wounding him badly. Werewolf then watched as Battlecruiser flew off to heal. Werewolf then put on his space suit and used his cannon as a rocket booster and flew into orbit, retreived the plasma gun, used the cannon again to blast back to earth, then he placed the cannon back in its secret place no one can reach and put his plasma gun in his pocket. He then took off the space suit. Werewolf walks away into the mist.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator blasts Werewolf's post into a billion pieces. Letter chunks go flying everywhere.

[Valjean]

/me laughs at sub as my post is obviously still there

/me steals Sub's pants and sells them on ebay

[Subjukator]

*<-- Wonder's why Werewolf has time to spam on WB yet doesnt have time to post in the Diplomacy HQ forum... -.-

[Valjean]

it's more about confussion than time, sub. ;)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB has finoly freed hes nuts of the spork!!!While scouting for subs pupy pic he finds wolfs big gun thaing!!!!He tests it on werewolf and melts hes balls!!!!Then drops he gun and drinks a beer:alcoholic

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams like a little girl and wets himself

[Seal]

/me keeps looking around with big, curious eyes, making some chaos emerge ;)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB zaps the seals eyes out with a long rang sniper rifle.:devil:

[ZeroDarkStar]

ZDS pops out of nowhere and uses his immense stupidity to destroy all sentinet life-forms around him.

[Duddits]

Alas, before his death, Duddits manage to utter 4 words.

Ziggy boogy dook

Ok, so it was 3 words.

[ZeroDarkStar]

Then there was a violent nuclear explosion, and everybody was instantly incinerated.

[Seal]

... except for a radiation-immune seal looking around with there big eyes.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB is alive hes always alive.Just then BOB dies.

[Valjean]

Werewolf, having only one weakness (not telling you what it is. ;)), stood and yawned as the nuclear explosion happened. He then remembered eariler he saw BOB using a squirt gun on a Werewolf manacan. How strange.

Werewolf looked up at the moon and howled. He grew 3 times bigger. His arms, legs, head, fangs, (and something else. ;)) grew so much, it looked like Werewolf couldn't even move, yet he moved his arm as if it were nothing. His eyes glowed yellow, black, and red. He holwed again, but this time much louder. Then, he used his magick abilities to respawn everyone.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

but then BOB fires a big gun at the moon.werewolf then dies out of not having the moon to yell at.

[Subjukator]

*Reverses time so that it flows backwards*

"He he!"

[Seal]

/me sets "Max lives" to "Unlimited"

(ooc: everyone is affected)

[Valjean]

After Sub reversed time a little, Werewolf grabbed BOB and pulled out all his vital organs.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB dosent mind this and stabs werewolf with another green bean.:)

[Valjean]

Werewolf goes, "O_o;;" and walks away.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

:alcoholic:smash::samurai::bonk:






BOB killes hemself and respans as a littlel ultralisk

[Seal]

/me uses antismiley spray.

[Valjean]

Werewolf laughes at the bloted BOB who has respanded, making himself about the size of a small ultralisk.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams like a little girl and wets himself at seeing the tiny ultralisk. He then turns into a giant multalisk.

[Seal]

/me changes to a anti-air gun.

[Valjean]

Werewolf uses his magick to fly through the air and casts lightning down on BOB the ulltralisk. Werewolf then yells to TH, "Hey, wanna ally up?".

[tanain_hawkwing]

okay!tanain changes back and wets himself before standing beside werewolf and wetting himself on werewolfs foot.

[Seal]

/me starts to hit Werewolf heavily

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain gets out his...y'know....'his oversized crown jewels' and pees at Hylje making his skin melt.

[Seal]

/me hops to a nearby crack in ice and recovers there.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain gets his manlyhood back in his pants and then he charges at................................................ .................................................. ..........................an icecream truck while he wets himself.

[Valjean]

Werewolf notices TH wet himself on Werewolf's fake Chubaka foot he (Werewolf) bought off ebay. Werewolf, maddened, shot a blast of dark energy directly at TH.

[Seal]

/me notices the dark energy and eats it.

[Valjean]

As Seal eats the energy blast, Werewolf uses his power over it to make it come out of Seal's mouth and went back on its course for TH.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams at werewolf "I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!!!!!!!!" tanain grows big and black and wets himslef covering the world in 1000 metres deep black sludge.

[Valjean]

Werewolf covers his face.

"The blast is to power you. I'm angry with you. once you destory my enermies, we shall have a dual to the death and I want you in top condition." said Werewolf, floating 1002 meters in the air.

"And you never even answered my question so how do I know you wanted to be my allies? I don't have telepathy, you know!" added werewolf.

[tanain_hawkwing]

I Said """"""okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""

[tanain_hawkwing]

*eejit*

[Seal]

/me yells at tanain_hawkwing about doublepost

[tanain_hawkwing]

SORRY! JEEZ! *eejit*

[Valjean]

As the blast hits TH, he flys backwards.

"WAAAAAAAAAA!!! HEY!!! JOO LIED!!!!" he shouts.

Suddenly, the blast merges with TH, repairing any damage it did, increased his strength, speed, size, agility, endurance, and his Mana Points. TH slowed down and stopped on his own two feet.

TH was now just smaller than Werewolf.

"Now we shall fight with everyone, side by side, until we're the only ones left." said Werewolf.

and, with that, Werewolf summoned a revative of his who is a Vampire and merged with him, making Werewolf a supped-up Werepire.

[Seal]

/me looks curiously at the weird creature standing there.

In fact, I'm channeling a anti-hybrid eyebeam.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB dies,respawns in a Madcat mech and steps on werewolf!BOB said I allie with the seal so ha!!!

[Valjean]

As the mech's foot hits werewolf, Werewolf is uneffected and the foot doesn't move or hurt Werewolf. Werewolf then pushes the mech backwards and then uses his magick to protect himself from seal.

[OboeGuru]

/me marches up in my Thor and blasts BOB into oblivion with ER-PPCs and MRM-30s.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Thene BOB jumps into new power armer and jacks the thor!

[Duddits]

Duddits jum ps out of the Pengoliath and fired his .45 only once at Werewolfm hitting him squarly in the chest. As the smoke clear, the shell casing holding the bullet ejected onto the ground with a clink-clicnk. Embedded in the side are the words SILVER NITRATE.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain gets out his blood mage powers and summons a phoneix. he then merges with it making him a phoneix mage blood thing. he shoots fire at everyone except werewolf

[Valjean]

Werewolf falls onto his knees in pain. But then, he gets back up. A black substance has filled the hole and healed the wound. Werewolf's Vampire half, being un-effected by the silver, healed there and is slowly merging with slowly healing werewolf parts. Werewolf then used his magick and placed Duddits and the Pengoliath in a large black orb of energy, prote ting him from his ally's fire.

"Duddits, you are one of my close friends. Ally with me please or I'll have to destroy you." said Werewolf frowning.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB protected by his new mech fires a pulslazer at were wolf melting all his skin.Then he fires ALOT of misels at the blodmage/finex and blows hes ass to hell.Then grabs the seal and puts him in a atles mech.

[Valjean]

As the skin melts, it regrows qucikly.

Then, Werewolf looked over and saw his ally being attack. Werewolf used his Magick to protect his ally from most of the blast's damage, keeping his ally very strong. Werewolf then turns back to Duddits.

"What is your answer?" Werewolf says, louder this time.

[Subjukator]

Subjukator glares at Werewolf, "I'm still sore over you leaving Diplomacy." *Humph*

*Places invincible shield around body*

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB jumps out of his mech and asks sub where the hell he found that puppy pic.Holy crap I $&#*^@! found it YES!!!!!!!!!
BOB then walks over to werewolf/vampir and kicks his nuts hard.Then sumons godlike powers and blows up his brain.BOB then chops his body in half,puts a grenade up hes but and chops of his balls.


:_owned: :banana::bananaroc:banana::bananaroc

[Valjean]

Werewolf frowns as BOB brutaly murder's Werewolf's clone.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams like an Irish Banshee and makes everyones ear drums destroy (everyone except werewolf) he then summons fire to create a sheild around him and werewolf

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator's invincible shield repulses any attack upon it including sonic ones. Quietly munches on delicious Hershey chocolate.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB throws a big gun bomb thaing at werewolf and blows him and TH up.Then he throws a molitov coctail at him burning all his flesh.While hes on fire BOB jumps in his Thor and steps on werewolf crushing every bone in his body.BOB then trigers self distruct and flys out of his mech.After the nuculer exsplosion of his mech BOB uses his godlike powers to smite the corps of werewolf by making all is blood turn to acid. :p

[Duddits]

"Eh," says Duddits. He turns his back to the screaming BOB and presses a certain button labled ignore on a remote controll. The rooms suddenly quiets as BOB disappears. He turns to Werewolf.

"Sure, buddy ^^ Didn't mean anything with that bullet, but it sure was fun to do so," says Duddits, smiling. "I have a question, though. Isn't silver deadly to vampires as well?"

Duddits shrugs his shoulders and turns to face Sub. "Hi, friend. Want me to show you the woders that heavy alcohal can do on your nerves?"

[Giggilyomeromicon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dudits you lie i kille werewolf and now beat you with a fish then kickes you in the nuts as hard as i can.BOB's attack killes duits and says NO.BOB then says im bord and shows everyone the pupy pic SEE IT?!?HA HA HA.Werewolf stund at the coolnis wonders wether he should allie BOB or not.BOB tierd of showing off his pic then changes his name to monka-foot.

[Duddits]

Duddits has so much confusion at the last post, that he decides that he may actually want to test out the pretty ignore button, whereever it may be.

[HackingVictim]

Suddenly a huge magpie swoops though the air and poops on Duddits

>:)

[Duddits]

Duddits shakes his head quickly, slinging poo on everyone around him. Like a bolt of liquid plasma, Duddits draws the .45 and blasts the magpie down. He runs over to it to interrogate who sent this foul... foul?

[HackingVictim]

HackingVitcm runs like crazy to escape the rageing Duddits.
He calls though a C.B. for air support.

:)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB wnats to know if he and hacking victicm can be allies????? HOLY CRAP.LIONS

[HackingVictim]

Sure HackingViticm says as he is being hacked.

[OboeGuru]

Fowl is the word you're looking for Duddits. :)

/me unplugs HackingViticm's computer.

[Duddits]

Those u and w keys are so close together, I just hit the wrong button -^

Duddits proceeds to wipe cloths down of bird shit. It turns his skin tight t-shirt in to spotted lepard skin.

Afterwards, he continued his investigation of the fowl. "Bird! Who sent you? You's your master? What is wrong with your bowels? More inportantly, WHY THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO A BIRD?!" Duddits realised what he is doing. He quickly walks away, looking over his shoulder to check to see if anyone saw that.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain screams like a little girl and wets himself because hes afraid of birds. but then again hes afraid of everything. he then realises that and screams a bloodcurdling scream.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator pressses the Post Quick Reply button... the apocolypse approaches...

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain keeps on screaming

[Giggilyomeromicon]

monke-foot sits on a log and changes his name to BOB.Happy about his new allie BOB somuns godlike powers and kills duddits girlfrend.Ha ha said BOB after killing her.Then he raises her from the dead as a fat cow.

[Subjukator]

+1 Post Subjukator

-1 Duddit's g/f

[ShawnManX]

/me arrives on the scene, and strikes a dramatic pose.
Behind me lightening flares, and thunder ripps through the air like a ripple on a shallow pond.
/me is then struck in the face by what can only be described as a tomato.

[Subjukator]

*As juice drips down all over ShawnManX's face and slowly traveling down his chest, Subjukator begins working on annihilating the universe.

[tanain_hawkwing]

*tanain says "Do you like my avy?It looks nothing like me!"

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB replies HELL NO!And help sub in his task.

[Subjukator]

"OK, here's what we'll do. First we have to reach 1000 posts in this thread. Then we're going to set off "The Bomb." Now get spamming!"

[ShawnManX]

/me has the bomb.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

*1000 posts*







Where the hells werewolf?

[ShawnManX]

BOB_9000 shot ShawnManX in the head with a potato
/me drops the bomb

[Valjean]

*1000 posts*







Where the hells werewolf?
damn mars project at school. >_<


anyway...

Werewolf gets up, realizing he wasn't injured at all, just like Joan of Arc when she threw herself from about 20-40 feet up in the air. :p

Werewolf noticed he still had all his powers 'n stuff. He really didn't care. He then sat and watched the clouds go by....

[ShawnManX]

/me falls from a cloud and lands on werewolf's legs, breaking them.
/me "sorry about that" runs off

[Valjean]

Werewolf sighs and in minutes his legs heal again. Werewolf continues watching the clouds.

[ShawnManX]

/me keeps running, but soon succumbs to sleepyness and falls asleep, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY!!!
The blareing of the semi as it squashes Shawn unsettles Werewolf and he gets up to see what's left.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB asks werewolf if hes seen the bomb?

[Valjean]

Werewolf looks over at a werewolf coming over to inspect Shawn. Werewolf91 continues to gaze up into the clouds.

Werewolf then turns to BOB and gives him The Bomb.

[ShawnManX]

/me grabs on to the undercarriage of the semi as it passes over him. Hanging there, he glides mere inches away from the pavement, hot from the mid day sun as the semi carries him through the gates of the enemy fortress.

[Subjukator]

*Subjukator flicks his fingers and The Bomb disappears. It was of course, made by him and connected to his life wave.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain sits down, looks at the clouds, wets himself and then relieves himself of his bad case of electric diorhhea

[Ole-The-Murder]

Then OleMurder enters the frenzy and uses his inborn shaman powers to summon rain from the clouds, almost drowning mr. Hawking...he lies subconscious in the wet grass with muddy water...and OleMurder taunts; "That's what happens to pacisifists who walk into warzones, you taint of pure weakness!"

[Valjean]

Werewolf, still under non-raining clouds, lifts up his finger and fires a huge energy blast at OleMurder. Werewolf then puts his hand back at his side and continues to gaze up at the non-rainy clouds.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain gets mad and turns huge and black and his eyes glow red and tanain fires a huge bleack fireball at Ole and hits him

[Ole-The-Murder]

Seeing Werewolf's huge energy blast being summoned and thrown at him, OleMurder reaches out both hands to consume the energy blast's power, and turns around, reflexting it's power to meet the fireball which Tenain throws towards Ole in the next second, making them consume eachother. Smart, huh? :bigsmile:

[Valjean]

Werewolf uses his energy manipulating skillz and makes the energy blasts, as they hit, merge together, becoming even more powerful and continue towards their origanal target. As the blast hits Ole, Ole starts to vaporize, but as half of Ole is left, Werewolf uses his magick to crush the remaining blast so Ole suffers for what he did to his ally.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB sits down by werewolf and farts a stinker.Then BOB jumps up and rids a lerker.BOB on his trusty steed rams TH in the ass.Then bob eats a monkey treat.BOB then flys away and sits on the moon.

[Valjean]

Werewolf looks at BOB who is sitting meters away on the ground with some Mary Jane in his hand. BOB was obviously high.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

No BOB is only 11 so he cant get high.Werewolf is high.

[Duddits]

And thus, Werewolf is 12 and, by your reasoning, neither can he.

But Duddits will say, aui contrai, you can infact get high when you are 11. Duddits knows people who started at 8, them stoners they are. Duddits would also like to note that he himself is not, in fact, a stoner.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain turns into phoneix form and chases after BOB up to the moon where he floats around in the air before destroying the moon

[Valjean]

No BOB is only 11
Aaahh, this explains alot. ;)

so this means I haven't been the youngest longer than I thought! O_o

[tanain_hawkwing]

how are you werewolf?

[Valjean]

how am I? O_o;;

um...fine...why? o_O;;

[tanain_hawkwing]

oops i meant how OLD are you werewolf?

[Valjean]

And thus, Werewolf is 12
:p

READ.

[hammocksleeper]

:p

READ.Werewolf throws a book at whats-his-name.

Edit: Hawkwing

[Subjukator]

"WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?"

*Confused*

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB,rather upset he was just attacked by TH builds his own bomb and blows up the world.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Heavily wounded after the duo of Tanain Hawking and Werewolf 91's combined assualt..OleMurder is rising ragged up from the ground...they are nowhere to see..after being unconscious for hours..and his body crushed...OleMurder is but a spirit living undeadly to haunt souls and do etheral attacks to the mind and mental...withouth no-longer being able to take physical damage nor giving it, he finds Bob 9000...whose attempts at blowing up the world failed, I whould've survived anyways... entering his mind and controlling his mind to make a bomb...Bob becomes Ole's zombie, and togheter they plot how to caught Tanain Hawking and Werewolf91 and bomb then for revenge..

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain celebrates with werewolf and says: Lets crack out the champaign!

[Valjean]

Werewolf will only celebrate when TH gets a new, better avatar. :)

[Ole-The-Murder]

OleMurder orders Bob to smash Tanain in the face with a titanic hammer, making his avatar look even worse. Olemurder turns around and then uses his telekinese to get the champagne and opens it up, firing what's left of the bottle to push Werewolf 50 feets away and up into the air. Yeehow! :smirk:

[Valjean]

However, considering it's just champagne, it only hits werewolf in the chest. Very odd. Werewolf raises his eyebrow at Ole.

[Seal]

/me spams Werewolf off the map for a while.

[Valjean]

/me 's post count attacks Seal and Werewolf is back on the map

:)

[Seal]

/me uses postcount burn to combust Werewolf's postcount, causing damage.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB very not knowing whats hapining bit TH on the arm making him a zombie.BOB then finds the place where resident evil took place and stays ther far away from TH's avatar.

[ShawnManX]

/me creeps up behind BOB with a hatchet, he then rams it into BOB's shoulder, but when BOB turns around Shawn sees that it wasn't BOB, but just some little kid with a balloon.
/me appologises for popping the kid's balloon and gives him a nickel.

[Valjean]

/me watches as several badgers sneak up behind the child talking to shawn and tear the kid's legs off.

/me eats some pop corn.

[ShawnManX]

I mutter a spell under my breath and one by one the badgers pop as their blood freezes and expands.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

If your talking about my avatar a lagh at you for it is no chield its an insain robot named GIR.BOB very very noy knowing why peopel are giving him money asks werewolf why people are in his house.BOB decids to give him some time and steps out to have a smoke.NO MESING WITH MY HOUSE AND MY OTHER ITEMS THAT I HAVE IN MY HOUSE.

[Valjean]

*steals BOB's pig squeeze toy*

:)

[ShawnManX]

*Zippity BOW!*
/me zooms off into the air, trailed by streamers. Through the clouds, then my leg breaks, I loose controll and spin out. Oh no!

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain thinks about a new avatar

[Subjukator]

I came. I read. I spammed.

~This message has been brought to you by, "SPAMELICIOUS; Where only the finest combination of spammish words are strung together for your reading consumuption."

[Valjean]

/me puts BOBs piggy squeeze toy at the edge of an unstable cliff

/me runs away to a spa

/me takes a break and sits in a hot tub

[Ole-The-Murder]

Seeing as Werewolf 91 is making fun of OleMurder's super burst of Champagne to 'is chest, Olemurder makes Bob911 walk up to Werewolf91 and rips his eyebrows off with a pair of sawed off scissors! Awh! Don't ever even try to raise a eyebrow to me again ...when they grow back that is! Fear my leet champagne :smirk:

[Valjean]

Unfourtunetly, Werewolf grabs the scissors and tosses BOB away to his piggy sqeeze toy before BOB can harm Werewolf's eyebrows.

[tanain_hawkwing]

tanain summons the demons from his avatar and bathes the earth in darkness.

[Seal]

/me brings a flashlight in.

[Subjukator]

*Brings pie. Cherry pie.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

BOB stabs ole merder in the back of his head causing cirten death.BOB eats subs pie.And oh ya thats not a toy its a pig.

[Subjukator]

*BOB_9000's head explodes due to the pie being MINE!*

[Valjean]

/me gives Sub a new, fresh baked pie *

:)

[ShawnManX]

/me has hiden razor blades in the pie.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Thats not very nice.BOB cries becus he has no freinds.

[Ender]

Ender charges forward and slaps BOB!
"Grow up and stop crying!"

Keeps slapping him.

[ShawnManX]

/me gives BOB a hug and hits Ender in the face with the pie.

[Valjean]

Ouch...that pie had razors in it too...from Shawn, of course. O_o

/me throw a rock at a bird

/me hits the bird with the rock

/me watches the bird's body land on Shawn's head

^^

[ShawnManX]

/me cups the bird in his hands, it magically starts to live, and flys away, "Awww how cute," every one says, then they all cough because they realised how gay that sounded.

[Ender]

*Ender eats the pie, razors and all* Yummy! *Ender drinks some pop, gets up a HUGE burp, and blasts the razors back out at everyone*

[ShawnManX]

The razors slice into every one, then they start to melt, and sting.

/me laughs, "I made those razors with SALT!"

/me laughs maniacally!

[Subjukator]

*Ambulances take away ShawnManX into the looney bin, the one with the padded rooms.

[ShawnManX]

Wohoo an ambulance ride.

The ambulance however never reaches the institution. It is found deserted and blood stained a few weeks later. THbodies of the driver and the four guards are never recovered.

[Valjean]

Werewolf gets hit with a razor, but as soon as it penatrates the skin, WErewolf heals from the blow.

[Seal]

/me notifies Werewolf that the razor is still inside him.

[Valjean]

/me watches as the salt melts as water enters the almost healed wound. Then, Werewolf cut the wound again, making salt water come out. The wound heals again.

[Ole-The-Murder]

Seeing as OleMurder's mindpossesed zombie Bob failed in the task to rip off Werewolf 91's eyebrows, and failing to possess him again because he mourns of the loss of his piggy squeeze toy...Olemurder (still a surreal spirit, can't do physical damage nor get it) has no choiche but to find someone else to possess, and not suprisingly Ole chooses Tanain Hawking and mind controls Tanain. Ole gives direct orders to Tanain to terminate Werewolf 91 with extreme force, and laughs maniacly as mr. Hawking walks mechanically towards Werewolf to choke his fuckin' troath...

[Seal]

/me watches the show happily.