Favorite cartoon quotes?

[dunchy]

Here's one from Futurama that's pretty good.. one of the early ones with Capt. Brannigan...

"But Captain, that'd be suicide"

"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!"

Simpsons, Family Guy, bugs bunny...what's yours?

[Graeme]

Simpsons, where they went to Bronsonville (everyone looked like Charles Bronson ^_^ - that alone was worth a laugh). It's important to know that everyone in this city looks like Charles Bronson, and talks like him. Hahaha.

Son - "Hey, Ma. How about some cookies?"
Mom - "No dice"
Son - "This ain't over."

[mcflurry_1982]

Favorite Looney Tunes.

Rabbit season. Duck Seanson, FIRE! (http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/mcflurry_1982/ltdd_062_1_.wav)

swinging through the trees (http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/mcflurry_1982/ltdd_109_1_.wav)

Hocus Pocus (http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/mcflurry_1982/ltcb_011_1_.wav)

[henrywonderchimp]

hmm.... simpsons quotes - anything Professor Frink says "HOYven mayVEENNN!!!"

or anything stewie says on Family Guy - "For every sprinkle that I find, I shall kill you..."

[Graeme]

or anything stewie says on Family Guy - "For every sprinkle that I find, I shall kill you..."

Ahh, that reminds me. Stuey is in a gay dance club:

Stuey - "I know the guy that owns this place!"
Dancer beside him - "What?"
Stuey - "I said I know . . . I'll tell you later. I love this song"
Stuey proceeds to go into a mad dancing spree :D.

and finally:

Stuey trying to comfort Peter - "Hey there big guy... would you like a sooooooooooooooooda?"

[henrywonderchimp]

LOL i forgot about the first one!! ROFLMAO

[Mordecai2k]

lol i love stewie! i just got dresscoded today for wearing my stewie "go to hell" shirt ^^ yayayay. Muwhaah..

I love...

"What the deuce"

and..."And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn."

Lol, what a naughty baby :)

[Duddits]

Stuey is awsome. Duddits remembers the episode where he walked into his parents having sex... that was great.

Or in the Simpson when bart was riding a pig around the ouse naked... pwnage maaaaan.

[henrywonderchimp]

walking into your parents having sex? *shudder*

[Carnage]

"This will be like a well played game of chess. The key to victory is to never let your opponents see your pieces." -Zap Brannigan

LMAO.

[Wick3d]

No the best cartoon quotes ever came out of the least expected show: The Fairly Oddparents. On episode, timmy get shrunk down to toy size and runs around with an action figure who says random action phrases.

"Without gravity, we would float: INTO SPACE!"

"Of all my muscles, my brain, is ONE OF THEM!"


and then when one of his fairy grandparents gets stolen, and the other one , cosmo, is talking.

"I'm lost without wanda! Go ahead! Ask me what the weather is like!"

"Uhhh, how's the weather?"

"PHILIP! See? Thats not even a real answer!"

[greg_the_bunny]

I'm going with the status-quo and saying Stewie. I have a .wav file set to play every time I empty my Recycle Bin that says, "Flappy, good news! I've decided not to kill you!" :D

[Mordecai2k]

"Man fears the darkness so he scrapes at the edges of it with fire."
Rei Ayanami

[OboeGuru]

Futurama:

Farnsworth: "This is a chance for Fry to test out my experimental anti-pressure pill."
Fry: "I can't swallow that!"
Farnsworth: "Well then, good news! It's a suppository."

[ShawnManX]

cosmo is so random.

Yes Stewie is great. No I can't watch either. Because it's either cable TV or Cable internet, and since I'm here...

[CODEZERO]

stewie from family guy there are 2 things that are infinite the universe and human stupidity
cant remeber what show this was off anyway here the quote
dolphin are so intellegent that in a few weeks they can teach american to go to the edge of the pool and give us food

[Duddits]

there are 2 things that are infinite the universe and human stupidity
That was from Einstein.

Carny- Duddits didn't understand that the bit but it was funnier than hell.

[Netrunner]

My 2 quotes from stewie
"Please don't tell me I did here"
and "I can't believe I'd spend so much time stopping people from having sex now I know how the catholic church feels"

[Vashy]

Zap Brannigan

"I have never heard of such a travesty I cared so little about!"