IRC Randomness

[DragonPaladin]

Do you remember when you joined the mIRC around two days ago? Me, Grassdragon, and a couple others were imitaing staff. Kinda went like this...

Schwitzer has joined mIRC.
Geno(Actually Dragonpaladin): Ahh! Crap! He'll blow our cover!
fenguin(Kong/Modred, I think.): How does fenguin act? Quick!
BlackIce(Spartan-II, I think.): Like this...Fenguin humps Aj's leg.
Geno: Shut up! He's here!
Schwitzer: Uh...hi.
Geno: Hi! We were just, umm....deciding on some random banning.
Schwitzer is now known as Radlin.
Radlin(Actually Schwitzer): Ha!
Geno is now known Schwitzer.
Schwitzer(Actually Dragonpaladin.): Ha! I locked you out of your name!
Radlin(Actually Schwitzer): Shit!

Then I got booted by Aj for staff impersonations but it was funny as hell.

And then Schwitz kept rjing with names like...Bigger than AJ, Spank_Aj, and all sorts of Anti-AJ names.

[Schwitzer]

AJ then proceeded to repeatedly kick me out of the channel, because he has penis envy.

[TheBB]

Heh... You committed the extremely serious crime of staff impersonation, so AJ really pulled out the big bad punishment and booted you? Lol. =P

[Demon_Child]

pfffffft. That's nothing.

AJ booted me from the channel late Sunday night when I was idle while I was getting chapter 8 of my DKS written in the "Creative Concepts" forum.

[Mtank]

bah. you're lucky that you can talk to each other.

to tap into IRC primetime, i have to be awake at 6:30 am in my timezone. its pretty sad.

[Dark_Soul74]

I never imitated Black.Ice

[GrassDragon]

And I never imitated Fenguin o_O

[Modred]

Someone asked how Fenguin acted so I imitated him for a few seconds:

Modred is now known as Fenguin_ (Fenguin was taken)
Fenguin_ humps AJ's leg
Fenguin_ is now known as Modred

Around twenty minutes later....

You have been kicked from #orgnetwork by AJ (don't imitate Fenguin, and don't hump my leg =P)

[Geno]

Alrighty... Personally, I don't want anyone intimidating me... Please? I'll be on IRC when I return home from college, but until then, leave my name out of it. Seriously.

~Larry "Geno" Meyers
- BI's RP forum Aide

[Modred]

Don't worry Geno, we won't intimidate you. Meh, mine was just a lighthearted jab...as opposed to the idea a few people in that discussion were throwing around...

[Black.Ice]

Alrighty... Personally, I don't want anyone intimidating me... Please? I'll be on IRC when I return home from college, but until then, leave my name out of it. Seriously.

~Larry "Geno" Meyers
- BI's RP forum Aide

We won't intimidate you. Don't worry.

Anyways, who was me then?

EDIT: Ahh crap, I should've read Modred's post.

[kongurous]

DragonPaladin, I was Fenguin. I don't remember who everyone else was, but I do know Spartan-II was BlackIce

[Modred]

EDIT: Ahh crap, I should've read Modred's post.

Teehee. That's almost good enough to go in a sig...=P

[Vhaeraun]

DP, you want random. Look at the active users of IRC when I went in there:


Most users in the chat was 19 on 4/11/05 at 22:03.
Topic: ORG Network || D2Players.org - FlagshipStudios.org - Starcraft.org - WarBoards.org - Warcraft.org
@AJ, @ChanServ, @Fenguin, @Jeff-Ral, @Radlin[Food], , +AppleJuice, BlackIce, Chibi[sleeporz], Seal, SuperCretin, Whore_of_AJ, Whore_of_ChanServ, Whore_of_Chibi, You_Mom, Zeltaris


It don't GET any more random than that...

[CODEZERO]

bah it was me who wondered how fenguin acted

[Spartan-II]

Yeah, I was B.I, I can't remember who Schwitzer was, Radlin and Hammock were afk while we were pretending too.. :)

[DragonPaladin]

I made this? When? I don't remember doing this!

[UnHoly-Assassin]

It would be SO funny if someone impersonated AJ. But I think AJ's on all the time, so it wouldn't be possible =(.

[Modred]

AJ isn't on all the time, although he does tend to idle quite a bit. I really don't find it that funny. The worst you can do is say something out of character and post it here...and then be revealed fairly quickly thanks to either Radlin or AJ going through the logs.

[DragonPaladin]

We were going to do that. Bring up topics like "Random Banning", "Creating new Mod positions", and what-not. Unfortunately, we got booted and no one bothered to save a copy.

[Schwitzer]

I will never pretend to be a staff member again. :P

[Calibur]

<Hallknight> Yo mama's so fat, even Sherpas can't climb her.
<Cracka> Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
<Hallknight> Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.
<Cracka> Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
<Hallknight> Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 17
<Cracka> Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
<Hallknight> Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!
<Cracka> Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
<Hallknight> Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
<Cracka> your moma is a hocky player because she didnt chang her pad for three periods
<Hallknight> Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!
<Cracka> Yo moma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews
<Moser[sleep]> lmao
<Moser[sleep]> I liked that last one.. that was funny for some reason
<Hallknight> Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.
<Cracka> Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
<Hallknight> Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”
<Cracka> Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
<Hallknight> Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!''
<Cracka> Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
<Hallknight> Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
<Moser[sleep]> Would you guys please stop.
* Hallknight has left #orgnetwork
<Cracka> aint you supposed to be sleeping
<Moser[sleep]> Got something to say bitch?
<Cracka> go to sleep
<Moser[sleep]> suck my dick
<Cracka> Sorry dont go that way
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 16
<Moser[sleep]> i bet. go get fucked 4 eyes
<Cracka> Lol
<Cracka> that all you got
<Moser[sleep]> Sorry, I don't waste my time looking up yo momma jokes on the internet
<Cracka> guess not, oh well

I'll probably get banned from IRc for it but it was funny while it lasted, Lol.

[Modred]

That's nice to know Schwitzer. I'm sure AJ will appreciate it. It's definitly worse for a staff member to lead us impressionable members in impersonating the staff. =P

[Magmaniac]

i cant beleieve you kept telling momma jokes after i left


yours were so lame compared to mine

[bluemicrobyte]

Once, a long time ago in IRC before AJ started banning, we.........

well lets just say it was MAJOR everybody impersonation with FOUR different Fenguins or so....:o

[Basan]

...
well lets just say it was MAJOR everybody impersonation with FOUR different Fenguins or so....

As if we'd have enough legs 'round... :devil:

[Kamikazie190]

And I never imitated Fenguin o_O


No, but you did imitate Chibi, Radlin and a few assorted others, including myself.

Oh and:
<Dragonpaladin> Graph Theory
<Dragonpaladin> Scored 80 on the final.
<Dragonpaladin> Did bad on the chromatic colors.
* Dragonpaladin shakes fist at math teacher.
<Hammock> ROYGBIV, duh

[Calibur]

i cant beleieve you kept telling momma jokes after i left


yours were so lame compared to mine

Aah your just jelouse of my insane comedy.

[DragonPaladin]

My evil self, Dragonknight, showed up. For those of you who doubt, read this. It is solid proof he is trying to tempt me.

<Dragonpaladin> Oh, dear no one here...
<BlackIce> Yes, no one is hre.
<BlackIce> *here
<Dragonpaladin> Well, I'll broadcast my desire to become a saint somewhere else.
<Dragonpaladin> Hmm...many AJ will be interested.
<AJ> Why, oh why would I be?
<Dragonpaladin> Umm...
<Dragonpaladin> Because you are already a resident deity.
<Dragonpaladin> So...you wouldn't be interested.
<Dragonpaladin> Toodles!
<Dragonpaladin> Sorry, always wanted to say that.
<Dragonpaladin> If only Werewolf or Kong was on...
<Dragonpaladin> Heck, I'd even talk to DFIK.
<Dragonpaladin> Well, I have Seal.
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 14
<Dragonpaladin> A good milking machine, but not the most talkative.
<Dragonpaladin> Moser is asleep.
<Dragonpaladin> BlackIce isn't talking.
<Dragonpaladin> AppleJuice will just give me food.
<Dragonpaladin> AJ is untalkable...
<Dragonpaladin> I'll just talk to my inner self.
<Dragonpaladin> While not the most sane of individual, he provides a good conversation.
<BlackIce> What the heck are you talking about?
* Dragonknight has joined #orgnetwork
<Dragonknight> Why Hello, Dragonpaladin, it's your alter ego!
<Dragonpaladin> You again...
<Dragonpaladin> YOu've come to convince me to burn my sister again haven't you!
<Dragonknight> Why shouldn't you, she annoying as hell!
<Dragonpaladin> That's not how you become a saint!
<Dragonknight> A saint! Are you crazy?
<Dragonknight> My public image!
<Dragonpaladin> You're a crackhouse manic! Stay back, devil!
<Dragonknight> Now now, that's not nice...YOu can'
<Dragonknight> 't keep me away.
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 15
<Dragonpaladin> Stay away!
<Dragonknight> I am you.
<Dragonpaladin> Never!
<Dragonpaladin> Never!
<Dragonpaladin> Never!
<Dragonpaladin> Begone!
<Dragonknight> Ahh..shut up already.
<Dragonpaladin> You live to haunt me, don't you.
<Dragonknight> Yea, we've established that. Now burn your sister!
<Dragonknight> I shall not!
<Dragonpaladin> The matches are next to you...Do you dare?
<Dragonknight> Ha! YOu tempt me, but I am the tempter!
<Dragonpaladin> Ahh crap...
<Dragonpaladin> My Zoloft will stop you!
<Dragonknight> No, not that drug! It will temporaily render me sane! Stop!
* Dragonpaladin hands creeps towards the bottle.
<Dragonknight> Stop! I shall fight you.
* Dragonknight 's other hand moves to stop the first hand.
<Dragonpaladin> I'll show you to stop me!
* Dragonpaladin bludgeons his left hand with a book.
<Dragonpaladin> Stay there!
<Dragonpaladin> I'm eating my pills!
<Dragonknight> NooO!!!
<Dragonknight> My insanity!
* Dragonpaladin swallows pills.
<Dragonknight> Temporarily sane...Ugh...My mind hurts...
<Dragonpaladin> Hahha, devil! Now you can not tempt me!
<Dragonknight> You're right;...
<Dragonpaladin> St. Michael, St. Gabriael, Chase these evil spirits out the door!
<Dragonknight> No, stop praying!
<Dragonknight> That's more annoying than you singing in the showers!
<Dragonpaladin> Shut up, evil one!
<Dragonpaladin> Die!
* Dragonknight screams and runs.
<Dragonpaladin> Thank god for that...
<Dragonpaladin> I must find a way to get rid of him.
<Dragonpaladin> But he is me...
<Dragonpaladin> (Has to sleep now...)
* Disconnected

[UnHoly-Assassin]

...O_o?

Next you'll post us a convo with yourself on aim.

[Seal]

mIRC: //query $me

[DeltaForce]

..... 0.o? that was just pathetic

[iHawk]

Last night DP was booted for Hating Macs... it was good.