o.o I'm horrible at hitching up with chicks!!

[Fred1000000]

First of all, I get rejected by a long time friend. (She's still a friend) Then I get fooled by an OTHER friend. She was callin' me all hot and strong, then says she didn't think I was hot and strong. I don't get it. What is this bizzare race known as "female"? And why are they so difficult?

[The_Maker]

I thought you couldn't come here anymore because of Parental Authority... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/unknown/face12.gif

Anway, I am not very knowledgible on such things as dating and stuff. BUT, I can tell you this, girls like it when buy them nice expensive things (dont ask why, they just do :P) but dont but her TOO much because she might ditch you.

[Fred1000000]

Well, The_Maker, I SNEAK on! And, I have no money in which to buy things. Shauna is.....Different as well. (She's the one I mentioned after the first) She torques people off and acts bizzare. It's strange.

[kongurous]

Fred, for your own good, it's best not to ask. It's hard to explain, women are just deep, and hard to understand. While I am a girl myself, I don't think I can explain it well.

[Erwinator]

I am very good with women, but I havent had a girlfriend in about 6 months. I am kind of the pimp who wears a condom. :)

[Fred1000000]

Well, Kong, Shauna is very different from you obviously. She's......Freaky. In a good way. :P

Well, I didn't ask you, erwinator. -.-

[kongurous]

Well, Kong, Shauna is very different from you obviously. She's......Freaky. In a good way. :P

See? Women are like the Gauls. You can put them under an umbrella term, such as woman, but we're really as different as we are hard to understand.

[Fred1000000]

Indeed. I still haven't found her out.

[Erwinator]

Well, Kong, Shauna is very different from you obviously. She's......Freaky. In a good way. :P

Well, I didn't ask you, erwinator. -.- What do you want to do? Get pooany or have a steady realtionship?

[Magmaniac]

See, the thing is Fred, if they say you're all hot and strong, they're probably putting this edge into their voice.
This 'edge' is known in some circles as sarcasm.
There is subtle differences between sarcasm and the truth, this 'edge' being one of them.

You may not be able to yet determine the difference, but with practice it can become as easy as pie!

It's easier to get girls when they do not use this 'sarcasm' and use the truth, because then they may actually like you.

:-D

[Moser]

Yeah, it's best you hear this now; girls suck. Thats the best way to explain it.

[Fred1000000]

What do you want to do? Get pooany or have a steady realtionship?
Just be wierd and flirty.

Yeah, it's best you hear this now; girls suck. Thats the best way to explain it.
O.O Girls are HOT! Most of them.

[Moser]

Yeah, I didn't say they wern't hot. They just suck.. make you go insane. Just try not to worry about them to much..

[Calibur]

Little advice man don't think to hard about it that just makes things a whole lot weirder. Just let things flow.

[chibi]

:( no one seems to like us...
yes girls are confusing and we like presents and cry for no apparent reason...
we lead people on and then toss them away like a gum wrapper...
BUT YOU TRY BEING A TEENAGE GIRL.... it is very difficult. Not only do we have to impress boys but we also have to be just as intellegent and we have to try and not totally pick ourselves apart. Ask Radlin... I'm a very self conscious person as are most girls around the ages of 13-19

Girls don't suck, we are just deeply misunderstood. We would try to explain, but it seems like boys have a short attention span and we need lots of attention.

[Cross_Fire]

Girls don't suck, we are just deeply misunderstood.

Dont they say the same things about sharks?

Not only do we have to impress boys...

And this is where the confusion takes place. Guys are easy impressed, girls tend to over think what guys like, and the result just freaks guys out, most of the time...

[kongurous]

Girls don't suck, we are just deeply misunderstood. We would try to explain, but it seems like boys have a short attention span and we need lots of attention.

Thank you for saving me the time of typing that. I salute you.

[DragonPaladin]

I just say, "Work is my mistress." That line will work until Prom Night...

Fred...how old are you? I mean, if your mom objects to fruitful *cough* swearing, chances are that she won't condone you looking for dating advice here either...

[Calibur]

:( no one seems to like us...
Hey what do mean no one likes you people, I like girls. Heck if no one liked girls then every single guy would be gay. It's just that sometimes we guys get confused and when we get confused we try to think and that never leads to anything good, prime example would be the atom bomb. So I just like to let things flow.

[DragonPaladin]

Ok...What a guy sees a hot girl and he tries to flirt...He gets a funny feeling, much like that of swooning or freezing up. His stomach feels funny and he babbles a lot.

Much like when you know you are going to die.

[Graeme]

Aye, girls are often quite confusing. But if you take the required 3-4 years to understand one of them ^_~, it pays off in the end. I couldn't be happier :).

[Modred]

Girls are difficult. A few pointers: be willing to admit you're wrong. When admitting you are sorry, make sure you know what you are sorry for (or all hell will break loose, depending on the girl). Just be a good friend; listen, respond, but don't try to fix the world. In my experience, if you attempt to make their life effortless, they will lose interest.

Also, don't hover around one girl (or any person for that matter) too much. Nothing quite kills a friendship like being around each other too much. I almost lost my best friend that way, without even realizing it. Which brings me to my next point: open communication. Don't be afraid to say what you feel.

[Demon_Child]

*spoiler alert*

And most importantly always TRY TO PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL. Trust me, the females are more likely to respect you when you are good with paying attention to yourself and your surroundings. Most women (myself included) will analyze things in complete detail almost constantly on a day to day period, but our analysis of detail is both a blessing and also a hindrance as most women who are too detail oriented are generally given the title "Ice Qween/Princess/Maiden" (which I have had my fair share of lables both online and off) but normally they are misunderstood because most of the time they are actually looking for someone who is able to pay attention to detail as much as they do. That way the two of them will have something in common and the two of them can take it from there too see if there are other particular things that the two of them may share and will hopefully have them take a step in the right directionfor a happy relationship.

[ChaoRayne]

If your looking for a quick fix just find a slut (no offense to the girls at wb if it offends them) if your looking for a long relationship then your going to have to put alot of effort into understanding the girl and making sure she likes you back, take her to a movie or out to eat or something, walk with her to class and carry her stuff for her that usually makes women happy. (and i have some help cause theres a girl beside me lol) But yeah man you just have to figure out which one is right for you and go for it. ;)

[Valjean]

Just be wierd and flirty.

Middle School relationships make me sad. :(

[singo]

Ok...What a guy sees a hot girl and he tries to flirt...He gets a funny feeling, much like that of swooning or freezing up. His stomach feels funny and he babbles a lot.

Much like when you know you are going to die.

Hmm, having not experienced the latter I'll take that on faith.....

Ahh, just be yourself, it never works for me either, but at least it saves a lotta hassle.

[Modred]

Being myself works for me. I don't go out very often, but the relationships I have are very good.

[singo]

I go out quite a bit, but the being myself bit tends to lead to me embarassing everyone around me (I dont get embarassed, people near me do :P)


So I get told to F*ck off quite often. I'ts having a good time that counts, sex isnt the be all and end all.

[Draix]

Hit it quit it forget it, words of wisdom my friend, and when she calls asking you whats wrong just piss her off till she starts yelling and say "HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME WERE DONE!" haha good times

[uchafu]

The best way to pick a girl is when you are in a party all drunk, and she is also drunk. The key to pull this off is that you have to be kinda like sneaky, you approach her, say hi, then gradually you hug her, then you hold her hand, then you kiss her...then you do wathever you want...Then you decide wheter or not you should see her again (I, in most of the cases, actually see them again, but it's up to you)...Oh and also the best phrase to pick up girls is: "Why are you so lonely?" (It worked for me with a 30-year old). But the most important thigs are: have confidence, and do what you REALLY want to do, because usually if you don't do it, you'll regret it later.

[Vhaeraun]

What I would have said has already been said by others. I have been having about the same problem (although I've known her for about 3 or 4 years) and a friend gave me some advice that I pass on to you: You only live once. If you feel something strong pulling you toward someone (most likely love), take a leap and go for it. You will get what you aim at, or you won't. But if you are falling in love with someone (or feel something ABOUT someone) go for it. The WORST thing you can do it nothing at all.

[ZeroCross]

women are just deep BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Speak for yourself. While I will not argue against the fact that there are different types of women, I will argue that women are very confusing. Above EVERYTHING else, a normal, or average girl, will prize feeling like a princess/goddess/most valuable and special thing on earth above anything else.

However, by the way you describe this girl, she may not fit into the catagory of "Normal". In any case, show her that you care about her as a little more than a freind, but try to make it apparent only gradually. You will have to be quite ballsy, but be careful not to be too pompous about it. Just show her you care as a freind, then start showing a bit more as time goes on. Just remember, when it comes to her thinking of you in "status mode", if you don't show her any bit that you are interested in her, she won't know you like her. Even if she does, she may choose to let you sit out until you get up the balls the ask her out or what-not.

All I can say is confidence, and showing your a bit in control. The other type of girl which is much more rare, like guys who are sweet, and always find a way to surpirse them. (I mean like flowers, or DVD of a long-lost show they liked before it went off the air, etc. Not surprise like showing up behind them in the shower with a knife. >,<)

[DragonPaladin]

One way to impress her. Say: My differential calculus is superbly better than the general masses.

[Black.Ice]

I have the exact opposite problem. I have to pry these women off of me.

Anyways.... just be yourself. Don't make a pointless conversation, and just act like yourself. When you are someone else, all hell breaks loose.

[IceFlare]

Ooooooo black ice is a pimp ^^
First things first, be yourself do not be a wannabe and change yourself to fit in.
Second, do NOT buy gifts because it shows you try and buy her. gifts are only for compliments and for something special like bday or something, only for compliments

[Vhaeraun]

Gifts are for special days. As IceFlare said, if you give a gift before you start dating her, it will show that you are trying to buy her love, instead of earning it. Buying her love is the fastest way to get turned down because it says that you think she is too materialistic to have feelings.

[Modred]

The other type of girl which is much more rare, like guys who are sweet, and always find a way to surpirse them.
Strangely, this is the type I encounter the most. Perhaps my town has an unequal proportion.

Gifts are for special days.
Aye, but don't be like me. Unless she likes cheap. =P

[IceFlare]

Unless you're once again bill gates long lost nephew or some family ties etc etc.... u give her like a small gift often like a little gift basket or present and then some hugeass sexy present like some jewellery wen it realli matters

[DragonPaladin]

Or you can feign different personalities and see which the women like best?

For instance...

The Smart Guy

-My abstract shoe seems to be influctuated through this abominabl closet...

The Stupid Guy

-Because they're stupid, that's why anybody does anything.

The Funny Guy

-There are 3 questions in this world. What would Jesus do? What would Jay Leno do? What would James Bond Do?

The Nice Guy

-Oh dear, it seems like you've spilled my expensive dinner on my equal expensives suit. That's quite all right. I'll just get another one.

[Kazansky]

Women are complicated creatures, my good fellow.

[Lordshadowbane]

Women like confidence and reasurance.

To the poster of the thread: Your friend who said you were hot and strong was teasing you as a joke...

[LordAhriman]

Here's the big lesson I learned when I, as an insecure fourteen year old, entered high school (and I'll space this out to make it clear):

When
a woman
likes you
you'll know
that she does.

When somebody actually wants to get into your pants, they typically make little secret of it.

Since everybody's offering advice, here's mine:

Be good looking. If you aren't, and you're in high school - sorry, bud, but things are probably not gonna go so well for you. Seriously. For me, no girl seemed to care that I was introverted, a nerd, and deeply insecure. For a while, I just happened to look and smell nicer than the next guy, and got fawned over.

Realize the tempramental nature of relationships. If you get with a woman, you'll undoubtedly have moments of closeness, honesty, and intimacy (not necessarily sexual). You'll want things to be like that all day, every day - but realize that you can't force it.

The golden rule to remember when you're scared to ask a girl out: ain't nothin' to it but to do it. Nothing bad can come out of approaching a woman and finding out if she's interested, save sometimes for the unfortunate let-down. Life goes on.

Also - and this is huge - never, ever let yourself love a woman unless you are absolutely sure she loves you too. If you let yourself think that you and your woman were made for each other, you will suffer endless, endless emotional anguish if you break up. Fuck, I still have a hard time talking to some of the girls I've "loved" and lost years after the fact.

In summation, pimpin' ain't easy; but birthing is hard and dying is mean, so get yourself a little lovin' inbetween.