Ways to kill evil people

[DragonPaladin]

Yea, I know this is probably a little "controversial". If the mods want, I will try deleteing it.

But if you thought about it, you know how Hitler died from sucide? And Saddam was caught alive? And how Osama is still on the loose. What if you could do anything you wanted to kill them...

My way: Invite them over to dinner and then lock them inside. Retreat to a glass booth and tell them that the food was poisoned. I also tell them that the antidote was hidden somewhere in this house. They search all over and when they find it and drink it, it turns out that was the poison.

Fufufu...:o

[Sikawtic]

Lock them in room full of barbed wire, with only one visible exit. There would be one path through the wire which is passable (causing them harm of course... but still, they'd live) and then set the door to lock itself within an hour.

... er... that's from saw... but anywayz, this is kind of a sick thread. :O

Die Osama.

[DragonPaladin]

Then point is to make them die...

Note: This thread is where I unlease all my pent-up rage from at least 10 years back. If you ever ask anyone who really knows me, they would know I never get angry or bad-tempered. I always have a cheerful outlook. But now you know where my angry thoughts go...

[Vhaeraun]

Some evil people (like me) deserve to live, as they will clense the world of all other evil (like morons who talk trash like 'big men')

Anyway, I would build a room filled with scorpions hyped up on Steroids (making them 10x bigger, and 10x more poisonous) with a door that leads out. That door would lead to a room filled with a cross-breeding species of Scorpions and bears, also hyped up on Steroids, so they have 2 choices on how to die: By the poison of the scorpions, or being poisoned by the scorpion and being eaten by the Bearpions (Bear/Scorpion for those too slow to realize it ;))

[kongurous]

treat them like Elites and hit them will a full-charged plasma pistol to knock out their shield, then switch the battle rifle and shoot them in the head... hey, there's no such thing as too much Halo.

[Modred]

1. Build room approximately 1.5ft by 1.5ft by 5ft (perhaps taller if very tall person).
2. Drill small hole in roof.
3. Find a water tank which holds 15 cubic ft of water (more if your room is larger) and has a hole in the bottom which you can control the rate of flow.
4. Insert evil person. Should require slumping to fit in room.
5. Caulk all edges to ensure security.
6. Make an air hole, at the very top of the side.
7. Set tank to slow drip.
8. Attach tank to top of room, aligning holes properly.
9. Fill tank with proper amount of water.
10. Listen as evil person first goes crazy, then drowns.

[Spartan-II]

Chinese water torture.. =D

[Vhaeraun]

Chinese water torture is where the water drips onto your forehead incessantly until you snap and give up info

Instead, pin their nose and strap them down, and drip water into their mouth. True, they may swallow the water, but the average person can hold only so much water, so they would not be able to drink after a certain amount, and they would suffocate because they wouldn't be able to breathe through their nose, and any attempts to breathe through their mouth would allow water to enter their lungs, drowning them.

[DragonPaladin]

That's how the Inquistion did it.

[Vhaeraun]

Another Idea I have is to put meat hooks through their hands and feet, and begin pulling each in a different direction. One of two things will happen: (1) They get ripped into pieces (very bloody) or; (2) The meat hooks come out of their body, leaving a very large gaping wound in its place (bleeding profusely)

Either way they would die from blood loss. But it would be fun to see which way they would die ;)

And so you know, my mind is MUCH more distorted and disturbing than yours will probably ever be.

[Modred]

Ooh! Let's have them drawn and quartered!

Or put them on the rack and stretch them till their joints come apart!

[Vhaeraun]

Me: How about we play magician. Get inside this box and allow me to strap you down.
Evil Guy: Alright.
/me straps evil guy to box.
Me: This should hurt...
/me begins shoving swords through box, and evil guy begins screaming.
Me: ... TOO much.

[Markpyro]

erm... disgusting.


About the water torture, there are two ways to avoid it: Either try not to think about it dripping on your head, think about family..... things you like... make plans for a new warcraft map... Or, concentrate hard on the water dripping, count the seconds between, how many drops have come down, etc.....

[Vhaeraun]

Not as disgusting as many things I have thought up before (many of them are too gruesome to post here)

[ZeroCross]

This thread is well, i dunno. Killing someone painfully is sick, no matter if they are good or evil...As experience from a thread I once posted in here tells me, this thread will once again bring out the evil in what people on this forum are capible of wrapping their minds around. Very bad news if you ask me.

Well, one time while talking to an old member (who does'nt come here anymore), apparently, one of his girl freinds' lesbian lover or whatever, was killed in a very grusome death. She was hit by a bus, impaling her chest into the top while being dragged along the pavement. This littterally disintigrated her lower half, right before being slammed into an explosive stand, and broiling to death.

I have also heard of a truck of black-haters putting hooks through a man, and the other end was hooked to their truck. They then drove off, draggin the man along the ground at plus 50 MPH until the man was long dead.

Though, the "fear" aspect, is insideous. Anyone ever seen "the cell"? That water tank he puts the girls in is a pretty fucked up way to die. Having the tank slowly fill up with scropions, spiders, centipede, snakes, or other commonly fear-inducing creatures until it's entirely full is also just as evil.

In any case, my real answer is just to cap a bullet in their head, and let Satan torture them. From what I have heard, he always does such a good job of making people wish they did'nt exist, so much better than any human can.

[DeltaForce]

you guys are amatures

flail them alive, so all their skin is ripped from their body. while they're screaming, castration, but with a rusty knife. after that, dip into a vat of salt water. rinse, repeat for three times. if tehy're not dead, into tree grinder they go

[uchafu]

Why don't you make the killing hilarious? I would put them in a room full of speakers, and a TV, where they pass Barney and friends 24/7...The noise wouldn't let them sleep, the show would drive them crazy and they would'nt get any food, this will make them die, but not without going insane for their last days.

[UnHoly-Assassin]

Force them into an uncomfortable position (perferable curled up).

Tie him/ her upside down.

Wrap sheep wool all around him/her, leaving enough room to breave.

Turn up the heat.

Let him stay there till he starves to death.

ADD: oh, and i forgot high pitched sounds.

[DragonPaladin]

I think they should lock them in a room with me and let me lecture on the entire history of humankind.

[bluemicrobyte]

Take away their WoW account. Death awaits shortly....

[t3trino]

tie them to a scourge and fly a carrier past. BOOM. (i prefer quick and painless deaths)

[Kazansky]

I like being realistic. Let's say you know where he is. Ok. Now you need to lure him out and kill him. Give him the luxury treatment. Now get a good car. Borrow an expensive one from your rich friend. Make sure there is a screen separating the backseat from the driver's seat. Your friend will be the driver. Now, before he gets in the car, knock him out with chloroform. A little should do it. But I like overkill. Soak the entire rag in the chloroform and smother his face with it. It should knock him out for hours, if not kill him. Now You can take him to a basement where you can use one of the above mentioned measures of extreme pain and punishment. :)

[Mtank]

Burning never gets old. People all over the world used to burn evil....and according to Warhammer:40k, they still will even after a few millenia. so that has to the the best way to go abut it, right?

[Valjean]

I think they should lock them in a room with me and let me lecture on the entire history of humankind.

Heh. I'd come too. Knowledge is power! >_>;;

Anyway, I'd do lethal injection. No need for me to stoop to their level.

[UnHoly-Assassin]

Eviller method than I said before:

1) Force only a small opening into their nose and tape their mouth (try breathing with a real stuffy nose; it gets annoying after a while)

2) Wrap him/her in itchy sweatshirts

3) Force them into a strong fishtank

4) Turn the fishtank so his head is below his body

5) Get a fire underneath them, but not too hot as to kill him

6) Pour urine over him, and maybe a bit of dog doo doo too

7) Make sure you store him in a room locked so you wouldn't smell him

8) Let him be

To me time is the best way to torture people.

[Spartan-II]

What in the name of sodomy do you people do with your spare time.. O_o

Anyway:

1) Make small incisions in their skin with a razor blade, around one inch long. These should be EVERYWHERE.

2) Hire a hobo with filthy fingernails to pick apart the wounds, sticking random objects in them.

3) While the wounds are festering, pour in salt, and other burning chemicals/items.

4)Rinse and repeat until each of these is a gaping wound festering with infection etc, now leave them to die in a room while annoying girls with high pitches voices sing the Barby song.

[LordAhriman]

Post a retarded-ass thread that will embarass them to death with the knowledge that they are of the same species as you.

[DragonPaladin]

There is much evil in this world...

[Sauvastika]

I'd have the guy shot in the head, but that's just my humanity talking.

[SpeedyWorm1]

Lock him in a SILENT room for 5 days.No sound.Pitch Black.Dont let him Sleep.Not evil.Just cruel.



MUWAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA HHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[kharne]

1. Smash him in the balls with a hammer. Let him bleed to death.

2. Force him to watch C.B.C. Canadian broadcasting corporation. (maybe that is going a little far in my opinion)

3. Introduce him to all you retards and watch him die as his head blows up from your inane segues and your cretinism.

4. Let him live, we need guys like that to rule over the little people. (only as long as I am part of the ruling thang).

[Ragnarox]

Hey DP, first, could you define what you mean by "evil people" for me please.

Because personally, I don't believe in the concept of "evil people," I do believe in harmful ideas and dangerous philosophies but not "evil people."

[Valjean]

Ya know, I don't think this thread is really going to help Fred convince his mother to visit the site. =/

On another note, Ragnarox, have my babies.

[DragonPaladin]

Well....evil people like Hitler...Mensk...Nero...

[singo]

hmm, well, I would probably give them a maceing to the head, just because I like maces

(anyone else notice the thing Homer was waving about whilst saying "I'll mace you good!" was a flail not a mace?)

Failing that, about five pounds of anti matter would do the job.

Put em inside a particle accelerator and see what happens.

Drop them off in the north end of Birkenhead on a friday night and say they are free to go. most certain death ever....

[DragonPaladin]

What's Birkenhead?

[Valjean]

(anyone else notice the thing Homer was waving about whilst saying "I'll mace you good!" was a flail not a mace?)

I did!

[singo]

What's Birkenhead?

A small town in north west england - more smackheads per square metre than anywhere else in the world.

I nearly got my head stomped in there when I was too drunk to stand up/roll away.

I have avoided the place since then.

I did!

Good.

[DragonPaladin]

I have really really got to visit Birkenhead. Maybe I'll find my extended relatives there.

[X-Master2]

Well....evil people like Hitler...Mensk...Nero...

I don't know about Nero, DP, there is new evidence to suggest that he really did not let rome burn, or it wasn't his fault either, but I saw that so long ago, I dont even remember a lot of what they said, at least for right now. But you have your own opinion.:P

Anyway, back to the topic of this thread, the best way would to build a prison on some unihabited island, that only a few people in the world know the location to, and then do what the French do in their prisons, have no rooves on the top, and keep the prisoners in like half foot by half foot cell blocks, and just put metal bars over their heads so when it rains, they get wet, and then basically work them to death, except they wont get out after so many years of hard labor and they are still alive.

[chibi]

Okay... so I am going to be somewhat nice... put them in a 6x8 room and pump it full of carbon monoxide. They just fall asleep and die... :)

[X-Master2]

Okay... so I am going to be somewhat nice... put them in a 6x8 room and pump it full of carbon monoxide. They just fall asleep and die... :)

Yes, um....how very humane of you.
Of course I guess its better to go out like grandpa, in his sleep, than screaming in the back of his car.

[Vhaeraun]

I am surprised the mods let this stay open for this long.

Ahem. I didn't say anything. Anyway, I was searching for Dracula's real name, and it turns out he was called the Impaler. So, given that new info I had previously not known, I will use that to fuel my way to kill evil people.

(1) First, I would get an extensive knowledge of the human anatomy.
(2) Then, I would take the evil person and put straps around their hands and feet and pull them off the ground (with chains digging into their wrists and ankles)
(3) Next, I would take a few very sharp scalding hot pieces of metal and shove it through their stomach, taking great care to not rupture anything important or vital to life.
(4) I would continue shoving such pieces of metal into various parts of their body (as they were still screaming very much alive, as the heat would cauterize the wounds as I made them) and leaving them in.
(5) Then, I would let them stay hanging their like that for a few days without foor or water.
(6) After That, I would remove the stakes and begin feeding them, but I would pour vinegar into each wound and let it soak into the meat of the flesh.
(7) Repeat each of the above until they die from shock.

[Draix]

Dude, shave his beard and make him work at bank of america he would kill himself in say 30 min

[Spartan-II]

On another note, Ragnarox, have my babies.
To late, Rag's pregnant with mine. ^.^ And Vhaerhaun, it's
Vlad the Impaler. *Imagine with a very deep voice, and kinda like an announcer.*

[Night-Hawk]

I'm very cruel i would strap the evil persom to a chair so no matter what they do they can not move then use a 1 inch drill trew thier knee caps and elbows so they lose alot of blood :) then tie their hands together with barbwire, smack 'em around with a ugly stick and gut them

Or...

Strap them and leave them with my little sister for a day.. omg..

[Protoss_Honor]

My List Of Ways To Kill Evil People a.ka. MLOWTEP (this shall be updated at irregular intervales)
1. Lock them in a room with my cat.
2. Lock them in a room with my dog
3. Lock them in a room with an unbreakable t.v. that only shows spongebob squarepants (they will die in like two seconds.)
4. Torture them long and hard.
5. Perform surgery on them and reomve all their organs one by one, without an anethstetic.
6. stick one hundred leeches on them and have their blood sucked out.

[Kabam]

...there's no such thing as too much Halo.

Agreed.


you guys are amatures

flail them alive, so all their skin is ripped from their body. while they're screaming, castration, but with a rusty knife. after that, dip into a vat of salt water. rinse, repeat for three times. if tehy're not dead, into tree grinder they go

That gives me chills...

What is evil if it isn't saying your thoughts on what you would do to someone who is evil?

[DragonPaladin]

Evil vs Evil?

[Kabam]

Evil vs Evil?

I guess so.

[TheGreatBrain]

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, WB style.

[singo]

Actually, with hitler and/or himmler, if he wasnt dead already, I'd put him/them in a sealed shower cubicle with lots of Zyklon-B

Poetic justice at its best.

[Mtank]

Vlad the Impaler was Darcula's other Nic.

his real Name was Vlad Teppes (or something similar.)

There is a story where he invited lots of poor guys to his castle, and asked them "would you lie to live in a woprld without poverty and sadness?"

and they said "hell yea!"

he granted their wish.

so he boarded up the caslte and set it on fire...so that there would be no more poor people in his kindgon.

[ZeroCross]

Ha ha. Good one. Interesting way of perceiving the problem.

[singo]

subtlety, isnt it great????

[DragonPaladin]

Ironicity, isn't it wonderful?

[kongurous]

subtlety, isnt it great????

Ironicity, isn't it wonderful?

Spam, ain't it annoying?

[singo]

hmm yes.

but on the other hand, im wellied, so lets just let this thread die, or, better still get ontopic



VX is a great way of killing people, a few microgrammes in your blood stream and you be dead, courtesy of the british ministry of defense.

we sold the VX recipie to you yanks for a few nukes - we got ripped off. best bio-toxin ever, for a weapon that we coulda got from the russians for a few quid? ahhsodit.

thus, I'd kill hitler with VX rather than zyklon-b

[iHawk]

This thread is just sick and wrong, I've been waiting for something just like it. ^_^

1: Humane: Just gas em.

2: Not so humane: Lock the person in a 6 by 6 by 6 box that gets one inch smaller every hour on the hour. Plus only feed them sour milk and moldy bread.

3: Just plain cruel: Strap them to a chair that gives them a slight shock whenever they start falling asleep. The surround them with T.V.s and stereos that play Barny, Teletubbies, and Spice Girls. Tey'll be begging you to kill them in a matter of minutes. (Of course you won't)

4: StarWars: Throw em in a pit full of hungry rancors. You also don't but a door down there so they can't get out like Luke did.

5: StarTrek: Let them play with about twenty rabid Targs. ^_^

6: Just quick: Take them up into space and kick em out without a space suit. Their head will explode from the presure that is an absolute vacume.

I must now go to confession and hope that the preist doesn't have a heart attack.

[Mindslaver]

Just quick: Take them up into space and kick em out without a space suit. Their head will explode from the presure that is an absolute vacume.
You know what I found out? The head won't explode. The vacuum does nothing like that. That is a myth. You'll just freeze to death if you don't run out of oxygen first. So that could go under humane.

Now, what I would do is take them into space (with a spacesuit) and cut their support cord thing. They'd live, but be floating away...and away...and away...

[singo]

yeah the blood just boils because of the low pressure, bones are shit strong vis a vis tension, they aint goin anywhere.

[KillerMonkey]

My idea would be to put them in a long (two football fields or so should do) room that is filling with salt. Not the good kind of salt, like that which is meant for human consumption, but the bad kind that they give out at Wendy's. It's like salt^4.
Anyways, you put them in the room, and set the salt releasers to have the room totally filled in seven minutes, and tell them that there's a door at the far side that leads to escape.
They run and run, until either they are buried by salt, and die gagging on granulated pain, or they reach the other side.
At that side will be a large steel door and a switch. They flip the switch to open the door, which also shuts off the salt.
The door only opens about three inches, however. And it leads to a room filled entirely with acid.

I've spent a lot of time thinking this one out.

[UnHoly-Assassin]

Wow...your first post...and already you've shown a whole bunch about yourself. Damn, and I thought I was twisted...

[CODEZERO]

make them replay this little act here
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-04-15

[t3trino]

damn, you people are imaginative. i got another one:

put him in a room with no air, before he can suffocate, turn his body into anti-matter and inject molecules, one by one. he'll slowly die of annihilation.

-or-

just feed him to the big dog in kharne's sig. good enough.