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singo
04-14-2005, 3:54 PM
Hit refresh for another random fact....


http://www.4q.cc/vin/

kongurous
04-14-2005, 3:56 PM
Interesting...

Kingscrab
04-14-2005, 4:01 PM
Pretty funny!
I made a smoothie for Vin once. (I used to work at a coffee shop in Hawaii)

And I quote " I love it! I want it! No CITRUS!" :)

Markpyro
04-14-2005, 4:15 PM
and...

Vin Diesel is the most powerful wizard known to man, but can be defeated by flushing him down the toilet.

Protoss_Honor
04-14-2005, 4:16 PM
IMO that was incredibaly moronic, stupid, idiotioc, and funny.

EdvardMunch
04-14-2005, 7:01 PM
Brittany Spears is pregnant with the second coming of Vin Diesel.
Ah hah hah hah hah hah!

Great site!

ZeroCross
04-14-2005, 8:20 PM
HA ha ha. Vin deisel broke steven hawkings body, but then steven tried to take over the world, then vin diesel broke it again by playing chess. Oh my god, that site is hilarious and so stupid. Rofl.

iHawk
04-14-2005, 8:45 PM
It turns out that Vin Diesel composed Greensleeves then gave it to Mozart out of pity. And Vin Diesel can sing in harmony with himself, up to 4 parts simultaneously. Oddly, he cannot reach notes below Middle C while using this ability.
LMAO! That's a great find Singo! Have a cerimonial cookie for bringing joy to warboards. :cookie:

kongurous
04-14-2005, 8:49 PM
What was your question again? Don't bother asking, because Vin Diesel told me the answer, and it's Vin fuckin' Diesel.

All versions of Popeye are based off his adventures as a Merchant Marine. Interestingly enough, The Jeep is the only character that is based off of Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.


Nice. Nice is all I have to say, Singy

Killphill
04-14-2005, 8:53 PM
Wtf? Those are very random indeed.

FeralKhan
04-14-2005, 9:02 PM
Vin Diesel once ran out of alcohol, and tried drinking gasoline instead. He found it so delicious he singlehandedly caused the gas shortage of 1974.
Vin Diesel possesses Excalibur.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
Vin Diesel can reproduce asexually, by mitosis.
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
Vin Diesel's scrotum was torn off by an angry tyrannosaurus on his last expedition to Africa in 1984. It was replaced by skin from the tyrannosaurus' leg, which Vin ripped off with his bare hands, and his testicles were replaced by radioactive remains from Fat Man and Little Boy, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This also explains why Japanese people are extremely anxious around him.

A few notable "facts" :)

singo
04-17-2005, 11:21 AM
Vin Diesel's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries


Heheheh

Sauvastika
04-17-2005, 12:19 PM
Never one to back down from a fight, Vin Diesel agreed to fight the entire French army, who did not show up.

"Vin Diesel" spelled backwards is "Leseid Niv". When confronted with this fact in a recent interview, Vin Diesel pulled out a toilet plunger and stuck it to the face of the interviewer in a comical manner. Unfortunately, the interviewer suffocated to death. Vin was promptly arrested for murder, but was released 2 hours later when it was revealed that he is actually Santa Claus and thus has diplomatic immunity.

:)

Great find.

DragonPaladin
04-17-2005, 2:00 PM
Never one to back down from a fight, Vin Diesel agreed to fight the entire French army, who did not show up.

How true...

Kabam
04-17-2005, 2:41 PM
Yay for random comedy!

DragonPaladin
04-17-2005, 2:44 PM
Momma always said, "Random is as Random does."

Giggilyomeromicon
04-17-2005, 7:50 PM
Nooooo why god why!!! the site is gone! ITS GONE!!! NOOOO
That was most possibly the funiest site ever! EVER!

uchafu
04-17-2005, 9:01 PM
Seeing that Vin had his fact site and he didn't, The Rock personally made sure that the site was suspended

.....:D

Spartan-II
04-18-2005, 6:32 PM
Vin Diesel is the only being in existence to ever single-handedly defeat Unicorn. Without the Matrix.

All hail Vin, defeater of Unicorns and wielder of the Matrix.

singo
04-22-2005, 5:02 PM
All hail vin, the man who can read braille with his scrotum


Vin diesel came on Eileen

what a guy, GO VIN!!

iHawk
04-23-2005, 4:59 PM
Ironically enough, he created the temporal paradox that threatens his own existence.

Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.

I go here every once in a while for a good laugh.

singo
04-24-2005, 5:11 AM
"It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored"