Save Toby! [Archive]

Markpyro

04-12-2005, 10:16 PM

http://www.savetoby.com
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

http://www.savetoby.com/i/gallery9.jpg

Protoss_Honor

04-12-2005, 10:21 PM

STUPID with a capital S-T-U-P-I-D not to metion wrong and inhumane and a million other things! and if it is true this guy should be thrown in the loony bin! yeesh! Man how moronic and idiotic and i would use my whole vocabulary or words but am too tired. But this is moronic! and people actually listen to this and pay money even stupider! imo of course. thankfully someone put a stop to this. why are some people so stupid?

Graeme

04-12-2005, 10:24 PM

BRILLIANT, absolutely B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T. Think of all the cash he could make! This man is a genius. :D

Seriously, it seems the crazier the internet money-making scheme, the more money made. We've seen everything from fake girlfriends to US Naval ships. Ahh, how I love the internet sometimes ^_^.

GrassDragon

04-12-2005, 10:26 PM

LMAO

That is so funny. The link says he has 24k, but I don't know how believable that is.

DragonPaladin

04-12-2005, 10:29 PM

I think we should burn this man at the stake.

Kamikazie190

04-12-2005, 10:48 PM

That IS a cute bunny...

/me donates
for the love of god, whats wrong with him?

Protoss_Honor

04-12-2005, 10:53 PM

YEAH! tar and feather him and run him outta town! and he does not have 24k cause you cant send money thank goodness!

iHawk

04-12-2005, 11:14 PM

I think that this is the craziest scam i've ever heard of. I think someone should donate a warrent for his arrest. *Lt.Hawk starts forging a warrent.*

Modred

04-12-2005, 11:27 PM

ROFL. PayPal shutdown his account. I bet the FBI is involved, haha!

Wow, that's crazy. Crazy funny.

Zeltaris

04-12-2005, 11:40 PM

Gawd, Toby's hot...

Oh, err... right.
Now, seriously, the internet's a dangerous place nowadays... I mean you can't get away with this in RL, can you?
We need E-Legislation! w00t!

Vote Zelt :P

Moser

04-12-2005, 11:46 PM

Toby looks good. mmm. :P Anyways..WTF? Thats retarded but yet hilarious.
I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny.
I didn't know you could take a bunny to a butcher..

Kazansky

04-12-2005, 11:48 PM

I like rabbit stew... anybody agree? But I want to have this man arrested because of his mental health, not because of his rabbit-eating money-making scheme. I am telling you, the minute I read that, my mouth was watering. Now I will have to eat something. Excuse me.

DragonPaladin

04-12-2005, 11:50 PM

Mmm...I'd go more with Ox Tail.

Schwitzer

04-13-2005, 1:23 AM

Saw this last week; absolutely cracked up laughing.

Those those ranting about arrests and whatnot... you do realise that it is more than legal for a man to eat a rabbit, don't you? Don't you?! Good. Now sit down and shut up. :)

mcflurry_1982

04-13-2005, 2:01 AM

that guy is one smart evil dude.

bluemicrobyte

04-13-2005, 3:10 AM

That's hillarious!!....but of course now days I think anything is hillarious........

That guy is half crazy half genious half insane...just like us!

The_Maker

04-13-2005, 11:21 AM

Man, I am half tempted to send him an email telling him hes a crackpot. But I am too busy ;) (I hope he isn't serious! :o)

Schwitzer

04-13-2005, 1:09 PM

I want to start up a rival fund... Eat Toby! } : D

FeralKhan

04-13-2005, 1:25 PM

Haha, this ain't bad. Toby also looks pretty delicious as well :D

Hmmm...me thinks I'll start up a fund as well, only I will have a whole meadow full of cute baby bunnies, all with either pink or blue bows (depending on their sex). I will threaten to devour them all unless I recieve...ummm...let's say 100 000-1 000 000 bucks or so before a certain deadline. After the deadline is reached, I will eat the little buggers anyway. Muahahahahaha!!!

Schwitzer

04-13-2005, 1:27 PM

Hmmm...me thinks I'll start up a fund as well, only I will have a whole meadow full of cute baby bunnies, all with either pink or blue bows (depending on their sex). I will threaten to devour them all unless I recieve...ummm...let's say 100 000-1 000 000 bucks or so before a certain deadline. After the deadline is reached, I will eat the little buggers anyway. Muahahahahaha!!!
Maybe you could string it out... have set dates on which you will eat one random bunny from the pack. Then post pictures of you eating it, and then remind your visitors that there are still more bunnies that will be systematically devoured unless they are saved.

And then eat them all anyway.

FeralKhan

04-13-2005, 1:30 PM

Maybe you could string it out... have set dates on which you will eat one random bunny from the pack. Then post pictures of you eating it, and then remind your visitors that there are still more bunnies that will be systematically devoured unless they are saved.

And then eat them all anyway.

Heheh, a good idea is a good idea, right? :D

Only, instead of pictures, why not videos?

Black.Ice

04-13-2005, 2:44 PM

Rabbits taste good.

I hope this guy enjoys his feast.

(It's the moderating thing, Schwitzer - one-for-all and all-for-one... :) )

Graeme

04-13-2005, 4:00 PM

Those ranting about arrests and whatnot... you do realise that it is more than legal for a man to eat a rabbit, don't you? Don't you?! Good. Now sit down and shut up. :)

Aye, we sell rabbit at the grocery store that I work at ^_^. It looks a lot like chicken breast.

WeekendLazyness

04-13-2005, 4:10 PM

Oh, if only it were true.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

Nuts

04-13-2005, 5:34 PM

You think that's bad, check this out!

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Imagine the horror that these poor defenseless kittens must endure.

Nahotnoj

04-13-2005, 5:36 PM

hah... amusing... to think people would really donate...

Oh, if only it were true.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

OWNED.

UnHoly-Assassin

04-13-2005, 5:44 PM

Ugh. As a vegetarian this makes me want to vomit. Then turn the rabbit into the human and vice versa. And give the human a fork.

GrassDragon

04-13-2005, 5:52 PM

Bonsai Kitten freaked me out a little when I first read it. Then my skin hardened back up and I just closed the page :P

WeekendLazyness

04-13-2005, 6:46 PM

People are so gullible.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

1000th post!!!!!

Protoss_Honor

04-13-2005, 6:49 PM

some people are such morons... and then theres these guys who are beyond definition

Nuts

04-14-2005, 11:40 AM

People are so gullible.

Gullible is as gullible does. Run Weekend Run! ;)

ZeroCross

04-14-2005, 9:21 PM

That mother fucker. Taking advantage of people' pity and awe to protect cute creatures just so they can cash in. That dirty son of a bitch......

Cross_Fire

04-14-2005, 9:23 PM

O dont go that far. Most of us would do the same thing (many have done worse) to get a buck.

ZeroCross

04-14-2005, 9:30 PM

If anyone thinks I would do that, than they can go fuck themselves. Excuse the language and the attitude, but some things I find most unacceptible.

DragonPaladin

04-14-2005, 9:52 PM

Right! We have out ethics! Right? Right? Come on people...

ZeroCross

04-17-2005, 9:43 PM

out ethics? wtf is OUT ethics?

SpeedyWorm1

04-17-2005, 10:25 PM

....................................

I'm sorry but ddo you realize what you people are doing?[maybe not all of you]Your giving more pity to a RABBIT then you are to babies who get killed by abortion.Fine killing a Fetus ISNT murder [psyche]but considering Partial-Birth Abortions are NOT ouwlawed that would be considered murder I believe.
Rabbit=You people are disgusted by this man.Hes INHUMAN!
Human Baby=If the mother dosnt want the baby fine let it die.

Does anyone see something wrong with this picture?

WeekendLazyness

04-17-2005, 11:20 PM

I hate human babies. But if someone ever eats a rabbit in my presence, he's dead.

Kazansky

04-18-2005, 1:26 AM

Our Varangian ancestors used to eat human babies. That's one delicacy I'd honestly love to try. Human flesh. I heard that there's little nutritional value, but the back of the neck and the breasts are sweet. *drool* I'm not kidding. I really wanna try human flesh. Grilled, preferably.

Demon_Child

04-18-2005, 6:46 AM

My question is why the 30th of June (Thursday) for Friday the 1st of July seems more fitting. I also have the feeling that I have seen this before a long time ago.

SpeedyWorm1

04-18-2005, 9:15 AM

L2_1989

04-18-2005, 9:35 AM

Man, this is fuckin' pathetic.

* gets a headache.

I can imagine that right now and I don't want to be there. Makes me wanna puke.

Kingscrab

04-18-2005, 9:37 AM

Rabbit=You people are disgusted by this man.Hes INHUMAN!
Human Baby=If the mother dosnt want the baby fine let it die.

Desire to read your anti-abortion comments on yet another thread=Nope.
Are there 2 or 3 other threads you've started about this topic=Yes.

SpeedyWorm1

04-18-2005, 10:30 AM

Desire to read your anti-abortion comments on yet another thread=Nope.
Are there 2 or 3 other threads you've started about this topic=Yes.

Im not being anti-abortionist. Even if you feel abortion is ok are you not disgusted by this?The taking of a human life that who knows what he/she could have done to better the world.I have a cousin who hunts deer/rabbits.ITS A RABBIT,JUST A RABBIT.What are we Animal Rights?if not disgusted by more care for a RABBIT,then are you at least seeing what im saying about Kazansky?

Valjean

04-18-2005, 5:59 PM

Didn't Kazansky say he wanted to eat the rabbit too? >_>;;

TheGreatBrain

04-18-2005, 8:49 PM

Holy shit, I am shocked at how many of you are taking this seriously.

Valjean

04-18-2005, 9:00 PM

TGB, have my babies.

Anyway, I wonder if he really found his rabbit nearly dead outside.

Calibur

04-18-2005, 9:13 PM

I hate human babies. But if someone ever eats a rabbit in my presence, he's dead.

I ate a rabbit once, funny thing was I didn't know it was a rabbit at first. It was a sort of family gathering with free food so I loaded up. Next thing I know I have a person asking me so what do you think of the rabbit, turns out I was chewing on a peice of fryed ear. It actually tasted preatty damn good.

DragonPaladin

04-18-2005, 11:03 PM

Let's do to the man what we do to evil people.

SpeedyWorm1

04-18-2005, 11:06 PM

Let's do to the man what we do to evil people.

Rabbit.If he did the same thing with a abandoned cow would we care?no.Chicken?no.Who cares about the rabbit.Yes I would care if he tortured it.[loads 22 revolver]BAM rabbit swet 2night.

Our Varangian ancestors used to eat human babies. That's one delicacy I'd honestly love to try. Human flesh. I heard that there's little nutritional value, but the back of the neck and the breasts are sweet. *drool* I'm not kidding. I really wanna try human flesh. Grilled, preferably.

I guess your a Varangian.............

Kazansky

04-19-2005, 4:37 AM

I ate a dog once.... they're really VERY VERY GOOD!!! Aaaand I am Varangian blooded and proud of it. :)

Valjean

04-19-2005, 7:09 AM

Kazansky, what animals won't you eat? O_o;;

DragonPaladin

04-19-2005, 10:39 PM

Animals that don't exsist.

ZeroCross

04-20-2005, 6:25 PM

First off, speedy worm, your acting like a complete idiot. You're the only one who people have lost respect for on this thread. It's a fugging scam. Which leads me to the second thing, I am not complaining because he wants to kill a rabbit.

The fact that disgusts me is he actually expects people to give him money for it. It's like f*cking stealing, because he will either eat the rabbit anyway, and lie about it afterwards, or he does'nt even have the rabbit anymore. Hell, if he was enough of an idiot to try this in the first place, he probably already ate the damn thing.

And please, don't try and bring up the "Why cry about one death, millions of other deaths are going on all around us" bullcrap. Things die no matter what we do, we might as well cry about something. Take your pathetic contradictory "pro-life" crap and take a hike. Sorry if I sound rude, but your anti-abortion protester crap annoys me to no end. If you want to go over it, I will be glad to point out it's flaws in a PM battle, er, I mean conversation any time.

Jeff

04-20-2005, 6:43 PM

Nobody donate! I want to see it get eaten so all the people who donated and promoted the site will feel like morons, hahaha. The guy really is a genius though.

Kabam

04-20-2005, 7:07 PM

ROFL JEFF!!! And yes this guy is pure genius.

Zeltaris

04-20-2005, 7:44 PM

Nobody donate! I want to see it get eaten so all the people who donated and promoted the site will feel like morons, hahaha. The guy really is a genius though.

Oh admit it Jeff. You just say that cos YOU want to eat Toby. Admit it. Admit it!

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