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My science teacher has all these leet jokes
"the other day i was talking to some mushrooms and they said i was a funguy"
Lobsters dont share because their shellfish.
" I used to play high school fotball. What postion did i play? I was leftout"
Haha those are either really lame or really funny.
TheGreatBrain
03-16-2004, 7:54 PM
Haha those are either really lame or really funny.
Do YOU know the answer????
:)
Duddits
03-16-2004, 7:58 PM
Duddits is leening towards really lame.
Out of my mind.. be back in 5 minutes
Mordecai2k
03-16-2004, 8:04 PM
Haha teachers love those jokes ^^
ZeroDarkStar
03-16-2004, 9:06 PM
I'm leening towards really lame.
That's funny.....
Because it's not in 3rd person.
wraizyr
03-16-2004, 9:10 PM
That's funny.....
Because it's not in 3rd person.
That was funnier than all those jokes combined.
Case_in_point
03-16-2004, 9:12 PM
No, my Semite English teacher is the best. I quote the great Mr. Kaye,
''Roses are red-ish
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Christmas
You'd all be Jewish''
Duddits
03-16-2004, 9:12 PM
Shit... two people caught Duddits...
It's only the second slip up so far, so Duddits is doing good.
Dark_Soul74
03-16-2004, 9:14 PM
My science teacher is about that +1 then multiply it by about 279.
Case_in_point
03-16-2004, 9:14 PM
Dreamcatcher sucked anyway....
Duddits
03-16-2004, 9:21 PM
/me wonders what that Stephen King book had to do with anything, because teh m0\/13 SuXxo3rd!
That was great, Case :D Duddits'll have to remember that one.
Case_in_point
03-16-2004, 9:24 PM
I haven't read the book, but I do enjoy Stephen King, so I'll check it out.
Battlecruiser
03-18-2004, 6:32 PM
Dreamcatcher sucked anyway....
WHAT!!!!???!!!! where did that come from.
BlackHawk
03-18-2004, 6:52 PM
Dreamcatcher sucked anyway....
That movie was good. At least I enjoyed it...
WHAT!!!!???!!!! where did that come from.
The name Duddits is also the name of a character in Dreamcatcher, to be more specific a somewhat retarted guy with crazy abilities...
Duddits needs to shoot duddits in the head.
Mattimeo
03-18-2004, 7:15 PM
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Stolen from Bash:
An ion walks into a bar and says to the bartender "i think i left some elctrons her last night". The bartender says "are you positive"? ^^
My own making:
All your NaOH are belong to us!
Duddits
03-18-2004, 8:23 PM
What's NaOH, Capn'?
Duddits though the movie was an insult to anybody who read the book, as Duddits has.
Graeme
03-18-2004, 8:32 PM
What's NaOH, Capn'?
Duddits though the movie was an insult to anybody who read the book, as Duddits has.
It's sodium hydroxide, which is a basic compound. It's a relatively common, and very strong base.
Duddits
03-18-2004, 8:36 PM
Ahhh... strong base... ALl you bases are belong to us!
God! Duddits still doesn't know what videogame that's off of...
Subjukator
03-18-2004, 9:14 PM
My history teacher was talking about "submarine races" in class today about the "Roaring Twenties." You see, these rambunctious little teenagers would drive out to go see these "races" in their newly purchased automobiles instead of doing what their parents did of sitting on the porch and talking. And we all know what they did in those cars :)
Duddits
03-18-2004, 9:21 PM
Ran over rabbits? Duddits heard roadkill was teh suXxos back then.
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