The british army - be the best.... [Archive]

singo

04-11-2005, 5:00 PM

British Army (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1118&NEXTID=0&PREVID=0&DISPLAYORDER=20041207135942&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&page=3)

heheheh, I liked that.

Modred

04-11-2005, 6:30 PM

ROFL

Ahh, that was wonderful. What better recruitment video could exist?

TheBB

04-11-2005, 6:41 PM

I actually saw that while I was in the army. :)

bluemicrobyte

04-12-2005, 5:08 AM

Whats the name of that song anyways? It goes really well with the video :)

Ragnarox

04-12-2005, 5:21 AM

Oh man that is RICH!!! ROFL!

I wonder how all that came to pass anyway?

Kazansky

04-12-2005, 5:28 AM

You just know stuff like that doesn't happen in our army...

Schwitzer

04-12-2005, 7:57 AM

Whats the name of that song anyways? It goes really well with the video :)
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

DragonPaladin

04-12-2005, 10:06 AM

You just know stuff like that doesn't happen in our army...

We know Kazansky. Your idea of an army is to throw millons of guys with rifles at only a couple thousands guys with guns. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

BlackHawk

04-12-2005, 12:16 PM

Haha, that's awesome. But I sincerely think the Canadian army > British army. And no, I'm dead serious.

No, really, I am.

Dezzick

04-12-2005, 12:28 PM

Brits > Canadian. I've never seen that ad on TV. We brits have got, 1337 Infantry, 1337er Tanks, and Even 1337er Special Forces Gogo SAS!!!

BlackHawk

04-12-2005, 12:31 PM

Brits > Canadian. I've never seen that ad on TV. We brits have got, 1337 Infantry, 1337er Tanks, and Even 1337er Special Forces Gogo SAS!!!

Canadian > Brits. We have the 1st Polar Bear Regiment. It's POLAR BEARS. Who needs tanks when you have the mauling power of Polar Bears? There's no comparison. They also have a tactical advantage. A tank comes towards you, you just shoot it with a rocket launcher. Who would shoot a rocket at a cute wittle bear? That's right. Walk away.

Besides, one of our malls has more Subs then our actual army. We own.

Dezzick

04-12-2005, 12:42 PM

So? Last time we got Invaded was 1066! So There! And Polar Bears are not cute wittle bears our long range guns would pound any invasion force to pulp!

BlackHawk

04-12-2005, 12:50 PM

our long range guns would pound any invasion force to pulp!

Then all your women would desert you and come to Canada. Polar bears can be cute. Not only do we train them to be insanly powerful fighters, but to be able to be 'cute' so as to trick any enemy. Consider your female population ours.

Schwitzer

04-12-2005, 1:10 PM

Consider your female population ours.
That is disturbing on so many levels.

Dezzick

04-12-2005, 1:22 PM

Then all your women would desert you and come to Canada. Polar bears can be cute. Not only do we train them to be insanly powerful fighters, but to be able to be 'cute' so as to trick any enemy. Consider your female population ours.Only Little Girls. People of 12+ know that bears are not cuddly. O_o

DragonPaladin

04-12-2005, 1:29 PM

Hmm...The Americans would crush both of you!

For example....
America:

Highly-trained Marines
Tanks and armored vehicles
The H-bomb
Special Forces
Machine Guns
Canada:
Mounties
Horses
Snowballs
Guys with hunting rifles
Polar Bears.

Britain is fairly protected, at least in World War II in the battle of Britain. I think I still have couple of books on that... (Flips around). Anyway, If America vs. Britain vs. Canada. Who would win? Plus, who would invade Britain! It's sucha cool place.

GrassDragon

04-12-2005, 2:16 PM

Only Little Girls. People of 12+ know that bears are not cuddly. O_o
Like a slow acting poison, your female population will start to die out. Mass hysteria will ensue as your government realizes it won't be able to replace the population without outside help, as it now has no female young'uns to replace the dying ones. You will have to either bring in foreigners to fight and reproduce for you, or die off.

Not that it matters, the US is 1337 and everyone knows it.

BlackHawk

04-12-2005, 2:23 PM

Anyway, If America vs. Britain vs. Canada. Who would win? Plus, who would invade Britain! It's sucha cool place.

We would win. We would let America invade Britain and then take down whoever lost that war (there would be massive casualties and whoever did win would be in to condition to fight another war) we would beat down.

Face it. We rule.

Disclaimer: I'm doing this for shits and giggles, I'm usually not pompous; neither are most Canadians.

singo

04-12-2005, 5:05 PM

Hmm...The Americans would crush both of you!

For example....
America:

Highly-trained Marines
Tanks and armored vehicles
The H-bomb
Special Forces
Machine Guns

we have

better trained marines
Tanks and armoured vehicles (who doesnt?)
H-bombs (We got from you in exchange for the VX recipie)
Better special forces
Also machine guns

however, you have a couple of hundred thousand more guys with guns :P

Disclaimer: I actually am an imperialist git, be thankful I am not in power.

Okay, enough about GREAT Britain being so amazing, lets get back to how funny that guy with the lifejacket was :D

Modred

04-12-2005, 5:26 PM

Okay, enough about GREAT Britain being so amazing, lets get back to how funny that guy with the lifejacket was

ROFL. Two of them inflated their lifejackets!

Kingscrab

04-12-2005, 5:52 PM

Very nice!
Yup. The Polar bears would make quick work of those guys...
Hell, the LaBatt's bear would make quick work of those guys! :o

(christ! now i have chumbawumba in my head! arggg!!!!)

JoEsMhOe

04-12-2005, 5:59 PM

Future Canada.....

http://img238.echo.cx/img238/7158/wawmap33vb.gif

DragonPaladin

04-12-2005, 6:06 PM

I download it and right now, I'm listening to it!

kongurous

04-12-2005, 6:08 PM

Future Canada.....

http://img238.echo.cx/img238/7158/wawmap33vb.gif

Change all them Canadas to UK or Scotland, and we have a deal.

Ragnarox

04-12-2005, 6:17 PM

Change the word "World" to a cloud of dust floating in space or atomic wasteland then that would be...interesting...morbid but interesting.