New Voicemail Greeting

[mcflurry_1982]

due to a recent number change and that my girlfriend has been bugging me i need a new message for my voicemail. up until now it has been: Hey im unavailable leave a message.

so i would like ideas for a new one. id like it to be unique and funny.

[Geno]

Hi... *Wait three or four seconds* Gotcha! I'm not here. Leave a message!

Or use mine..

"Hey this is *Insert name*'s cell phone. I'm unavailable right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to you later. Talk to you then, b'bye!"

Or do something totally weird...

"Oh my gosh! I'm not here! FIND ME! HEEEELP! Or leave a message, that works too..."

~Larry "Geno" Meyers
- BI's RP forum Aide

[Dark_Soul74]

Or: "Hey....yeah...no, I'm not here at the moment, leave a message."

[bluemicrobyte]

"Hello?"

*wait three or four seconds*

"Wait whos this again?"

*wait a second*

"Well anyways, leave a message and I'll get back to you soon, thanks!"

[EdvardMunch]

"UFO hotline, if you've seen a UFO, tell agent [your name] and indicate what flavor of poison you prefer. Please leave your report after the beep wipes your memory clean."

Or there's the message used in May (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303361/): "Hello, please leave your name and number after the scream. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

What? You want suggestions that don't suck? Never mind then.

[Protoss_Honor]

how about: "If I am not here I don't know where I am so leave a messege and when i find myself i call you back"

[uchafu]

This may help...Just adapt some things so it fits your cell phone

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/88%20Creative%20Answering%20Machine%20Messages.htm

I was thinking about something like:

"Hello you've reached AA's help line, unfortunately we went to get some cold beers, so you will have to deal with your problems with the voice mail.

[mcflurry_1982]

thanx uchafu. one of these should work great.

[DragonPaladin]

Put them on hold. For about 30 seconds, go.

Welcome. You are being put on hold. Please wait until the nearest representative can get to you. Due to a high volume of calls, our service is not avaliable.

Then sing for around 20 seconds. Preferably a crappy song...

Then go. We're sorry, the person you are seeking for is not avaliable at this time. Please check the number and dail again.

"Thank you for calling the FBI conspiracy hotline. We are currently tracing you name and number. In accordance with the prophecy, agents will be along shortly to "take care" of you. You can not stop us. Have a nice day and leave a message after the wiretap noise (clicking noise.)