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count_cool_alot
04-05-2005, 10:09 PM
You might be a redneck if


Your dream home is stuck in traffic.

POST SOME STUFF GUYS LIKE ANOTHER REDNECK JOKE!

count_cool_alot
04-06-2005, 6:54 PM
You might be a red neck if your dream home is stuck in traffic.

You might be a redneck if you walk to school with your kid because your in the same grade.

You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and found a car.

You might be a redneck if your sister is your mothers cousin.

You might be a redneck if you put beer in your ceareal.

You might be a redneck if your house is mobile.

You might be a redneck if
Welll here is where you add some more jokes! PLease leave some posts for once.

Killphill
04-06-2005, 6:59 PM
Mabye they just arn't that funny? Mabye this forum is full of rednecks and they're all to insulted to post? I like the mobile home one though.

Kabam
04-07-2005, 3:16 PM
You might be a redneck if...


you bring a beer to a meeting?

Kabam
04-07-2005, 3:23 PM
LOL Um, How about if your mom is your wife !??????????????? lol I dunno im just bored

Ender
04-07-2005, 5:46 PM
Here is an idea. A) I'm reporting this because it is a duplicate. B) Stop ripping off Jeff Foxworthy.

kongurous
04-07-2005, 5:49 PM
You might be a redneck if you work with your shirt off and so does your husband.

Protogod
04-07-2005, 6:18 PM
if you take a private jet to every game, you might be a rich guy posing as a redneck

Valjean
04-07-2005, 6:23 PM
Ender, have my babies.

hammocksleeper
04-07-2005, 8:08 PM
Threads merged.


You might be a redneck if you keep a spit cup on the ironing board...

ZeroDarkStar
04-07-2005, 9:09 PM
Ender - of course it's Jeff Foxworthy, who doesn't know about his "You might be a redneck" jokes?

You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion....looking for a wife.