Bear Vs. Rabbit

[MacG]

A bear was chasing the bunny around a forest.

They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.

The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone.

The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female."

The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet.

The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish.

The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it.

The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!"

Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!"

The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay."

[Schwitzer]

You forgot the last bit...

"And then he drove off on his motorcycle as fast as he could"

Heard it before, but it's a classic :)

[Carnage]

Lmao. ^_^

Who knew rabbits led such interesting lives?

[d00d]

one word:

owned.

[Graeme]

Hahaha, but why is the bunny so mean!?

[Mtank]

hmm...gotta remember that one...
it'll be a blast...Now if i can only make the bear a penguin and the rabbit a fish or something...

[Duddits]

Hahaha, but why is the bunny so mean!?
He must of had a hare up his ass... *insert drumroll; weak laughter*

Many version of that have ran through our school since at least 5th grade, Duddits thinks. He can't remember when he herard the first version of the joke.

[dunchy]

An old but favorite :)

[Staind]

Oh, I thought the bunny was going to maul the bear down with his motorcycle. :o

[Duddits]

Oh, I thought the bunny was going to maul the bear down with his motorcycle. :o
That would have been awsome.