Stupidest 911 Call Ever

[Jedi_Templar]

This is real (http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bk_911_tape.mp3)

Which means there's some people who are that fucking stupid.

[DragonPaladin]

Some people think they have too many rights. Me, I think she should be grateful she got 4 hamburgers.
OOC: OOhhhhh! The hamburgers burnt! I'm so scared. If I eat it, I will grow fat! Boohoo!

You know what would be sad? If a call about a drowning child was rerouted because of this. I can guarentee this took place in America.

This is just as stupid as the women who sued becuase McDonals didn't tell her her coffeee was hot. As if you need to be told the drink you are holding is hot..

[EdvardMunch]

This woman is an all-American hero.

Upholding the American ideals of truth, liberty, and RIGHT THE HELL NOW this woman courageously went head-first against the evil corporation of fast food, whose inability to get an order right is what is causing the vast amounts of fat-increasing stress in our great country. She wanted a burger for her lardass sons, and she wanted it to be just right, because she is clearly concerned about the health of her children. Specifically, according to a diet pill commercial I saw at 3:00 am last night, eating the wrong kinds of fat (what is commonly referred to as beaver fat) could actually make you gain "Negative Proportion Weight." Acquiring too much negative proportion weight could lead to mental problems like pacifism and thinking that Spongebob Squarepants is straight. That she wants, and will stop at nothing, for what is best for her kids, makes her the best kind of parent in my book.

I always shed a tear when I hear about another of this country's finest heroes.

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[Moser]

I bet whoever called that in is rich and stuck up.. expects everything done their way because they have money or something.

[DragonPaladin]

Sir, you are either severely demented or you've been drinking.

*Pull over Edward. Shines headlight in face.*
Dp: Sir, have you been drinking?
Edward(points finger at Dp's chest.): Have YOU been drinking?
Dp(drops flashlight and starts crying.): I didn't mean too! My wife is angry at me and my job sucks!
Edward: You pick yourself off that floor and sue the bar who sold the alcohol to you! Run them out of business.
Dp: Thank you sir! You must be one of those kind people that help others in need.
Edward: No, I'm just a lawyer.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Some people are so stupid it makes me want to cry. Any one who calls 911 so they can make her a better burger . . . is super stupid. People who do somthing like that should be arrested so they don't kill someone and think it's ok. I have heard a 911 call like that before, too. The person who called did so beacuse there was dog poop in the yard, and they called the police to come by and pick it up. The world would be a better place if all people that dumb died..

[Jedi_Templar]

I bet whoever called that in is rich and stuck up.. expects everything done their way because they have money or something.

Or blonde, especially from a bottle.

[DragonPaladin]

The world would be a better place if all people that dumb died..

I highly dislike that comment. Dumb people didn't chose to be dumb. At least most of them didn't...
Some people think they have too many rights.

[Ender]

ROFL...this is hilarious!

I just hate stupid people.

[DragonPaladin]

Some people are stuck-up.

[hammocksleeper]

This woman is an all-American hero.

Upholding the American ideals of truth, liberty, and RIGHT THE HELL NOW this woman courageously went head-first against the evil corporation of fast food, whose inability to get an order right is what is causing the vast amounts of fat-increasing stress in our great country. She wanted a burger for her lardass sons, and she wanted it to be just right, because she is clearly concerned about the health of her children. Specifically, according to a diet pill commercial I saw at 3:00 am last night, eating the wrong kinds of fat (what is commonly referred to as beaver fat) could actually make you gain "Negative Proportion Weight." Acquiring too much negative proportion weight could lead to mental problems like pacifism and thinking that Spongebob Squarepants is straight. That she wants, and will stop at nothing, for what is best for her kids, makes her the best kind of parent in my book.

I always shed a tear when I hear about another of this country's finest heroes.



I don't know why you have to turn it into a conservative/liberal thing...while amusing, nothing in your post relates even remotely to the woman in the call. If anything, she expects the government to do too much for her and the audio is a good example of what might happen if government and its powers and influence go too far or grow too large.

[EdvardMunch]

I don't know why you have to turn it into a conservative/liberal thing...while amusing, nothing in your post relates even remotely to the woman in the call. If anything, she expects the government to do too much for her and the audio is a good example of what might happen if government and its powers and influence go too far or grow too large.
I wasn't trying to turn this into a political topic, I just felt like being sarcastic. In calling her an American Hero and showing the flag I'm not bashing America, I'm just making use of the term in an attempt at melodrama.

True, I didn't relate much to the call, but I was more picking on the situation and concept of someone calling 911 for burger assistance than this particular scene.

[BlackHawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What a complete and utter moron :>

I feel sorry for the 911 operator that had to deal with this, though she did a pretty good job. I would have been like "What the fuck do you want us to do moron?".

Hahah just heard "You're here to protect us". Haha, what a moron.

[mcflurry_1982]

yet another example of why being stupid should be illegal

[GrassDragon]

"You're here to protect us"
"From what, a bad burger?"

This is too funny. I can't believe that it was real. What kind of moron calls 911 about a burger?

[DeltaForce]

and you wonder why the rate of suicide is so high for operaters. sigh

[RogueRed2]

that lady needs to be kicked in the nuts

I hope I never get a job in customer sercive. That operator lady must have a high temper because I'd flip out and kill stuff like a ninja if that happened to me.

My cousin works at McDonald's and I hear similar stuff from her too, like angry customers coming back because there were tomatoes in their big macs. Man. Seriously. I mean, who eats big macs and likes them? =P

edit: hey wait a minute, ARE THERE supposed to be tomatoes in big macs? or am I thinking the chicken hamburgers?

O________O

man i need some sleep

[Kazansky]

I like BigMacs... :D

[kongurous]

big mac patty whack?!o_O

wtf?I have no fuckin clue what the hell that was about...o_O...whooo! Invisible text... me likey, me likey a lot... w00rt for spam!

[Kazansky]

Anyway, if I was the operator recieving that call, things would be over a lot faster...

Kaz: 911.
Woman: Hi. I'm over here at BurgerKing right here in Laguna de Gal?
Kaz: Yerp.
Woman: Uh huh, I ordered my food THREE TIMES. They're mopping the floor in there, they're not even busy. I asked them FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES to make me a western barbeque burger! All I got was a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, cheese and onions!
Kaz: I see. SUUUUKAAAAAA!!!!(Look for the English translation of that word or ask Hawthorne.) Y'all have a nice day now, y'hear? >slam!!<

[BlackHawk]

that lady needs to be kicked in the nuts

I don't know what you were taught in health class, but we were told that Women had a "vagina" in that spot.

[DragonPaladin]

Sometimes kids learn from the wrong textbooks. Like in Texas, there were a couple of books that said the sun revolved around Earth.
911 operators need to have great patience and umm...you know, not to panic. Because if some guy is on the phone, screaming that someone else is shooting at his family, you're going to need to be able to calm down and transmit everything correctly.

This woman obviously need to eat the friggin' burger and realize that she is paying a cheap price for that amount of food compared to other countries. It's just a burger. No constitutional rights involved.

[RogueRed2]

I don't know what you were taught in health class, but we were told that Women had a "vagina" in that spot.

:o

That just blew my mind to kingdom come. In health class I was taught not to do drugs and to be nice to people, but I soon changed that class to a math class because as we all know math is more important than a class about life.

Well then take that figuratively. She needs to be kicked in the female-equivalent for cohonés. Maybe twice. Maybe even a third time.

Come to think of it isn't it illegal to prank call 911? That should be considered a prank call for its sheer stupidity -___________-