This is fucking hilarious.

[Erwinator]

I wonder how many emails he will get about this one.



http://www.maddox.xmission.com/

[ZeroCross]

I think her death was so overdramaticized. If you wanna cry about someone who died, Cry about that stand-up comedian (his name escapes me) who dies yesterday, or some soldier, who still beleived in the principles he faught for to the end. Seriously, hundreds of people in comas must die each day at least. The only thing sad about this incident is that it took 15 years to convince people they should let her go. My god.......

[GrassDragon]

ZeroCross, your post was mutch to serious for this context. It will promptly be ignored in this thread. Thank you, and remember that Maddox is the best.

P.S. XD

[Erwinator]

You are 100% correct on that one. :D

[Jedi_Templar]

Cry about that stand-up comedian (his name escapes me)

Mitch Hedburg. He was awesome too.


Seriously, hundreds of people in comas must die each day at least. The only thing sad about this incident is that it took 15 years to convince people they should let her go. My god.......

It was such a bullshit issue. (time to go cynical...) It was all a move by the right wing GOP to distract us from truely important issues (like where's Osama bin Ladin? WHERE THE FUCK IS HE! WHO CARES, IRAQ HAS DEMOCRACY NOW!) and even when it is an issue that could lead to more important ones (like universal health care, or reforming the existing health care system), it's so politically charged it just leads to a series of trite, bullshit flamewars. IF THE CONGRESS IS CONCERNED ABOUT TERRY SCHIVO'S DEATH, WHY DON'T THEY INSTITUTE AN UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!?

[DFIK]

I wonder how many emails he will get about this one.


I know he got one from me :)

Of course it was talking about how many idiots will still fall for this trick... Remember last time? Jeez...

[Jedi_Templar]

I know he got one from me :)

Of course it was talking about how many idiots will still fall for this trick... Remember last time? Jeez...

I found out about this prank while trying to look for the emails from the last April Fool's day. :)

[BlackHawk]

Haha, Maddox is a genious... Neh, a GOD.

[Erwinator]

Haha, Maddox is a genious... Neh, a GOD. a GOD? No he is our world, our internet pleasure. Our light when there is dark. :p

[BlackHawk]

a GOD? No he is our world, our internet pleasure. Our light when there is dark. :p

Just our world? My good man, he is but our Galaxy; the comical being we owe so much, yet do not know how to thank.

[Kazansky]

WHO THE HELL IS terri schiavo?!??

[Erwinator]

Just our world? My good man, he is but our Galaxy; the comical being we owe so much, yet do not know how to thank. Fuck that shit. He is the Matrix. XD

[BlackHawk]

Fuck that shit. He is the Matrix. XD

He is not just the Matrix, but the code itself. And not just the code either, but the machine -- the Man -- as it were. The programmer of life itself; the king of comical; the prophet of funny; and the creator of controversy.

[Erwinator]

He is not just the Matrix, but the code itself. And not just the code either, but the machine -- the Man -- as it were. The programmer of life itself; the king of comical; the prophet of funny; and the creator of controversy. Lol, ok you win.

[DragonPaladin]

See, Kazansky. This woman, 15 years ago, had some sort of a coma. For 15 years, she laid in bed like a vegative state. Her brother, who is married to another woman and has two children from her, wants her to be removed from life-support. Her parents do not. Terry never said which decision. So her brother had the final say, being her legal guardian. And she was left with no food and water for 14 days. On the 14th she died, may God rest her soul.

[Protogod]

dp, what would you have done in his place? would you rather have her suffer imprisonment in her own body? unable to communicate, cut off from everything she loves. She should have died right off, its bad enough we made her wait 15 years. after 1 it was over.

[Ender]

All that matters is that Maddox is one badass pirate who has the best page in the universe.

And if you want to discuss Schiavo, make a new thread.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Tee hee! Isn't it silly. The Maddox thing makes my eyes want to cut me and then urinate on me. This is not good. My eyes have attacked me before. Anyways . . . . That's a funny site. Funy. Though i can't find the history . . . I want more funny stuff. I'll take my pinky as hostage. Give me the site map/ history or i will strangle it dead! Terri's husband is a merderer! But i was watchin' the news with my grampa n' sis' and i saw her look at people. So she kind of recoverd, kind of. This story reminds me the the boy who tries to hang himself. His momy came into the room and saved him, but by that time he was blind, deaf, and mute. But his mom says he will get better if he can find the right school, so every day the nice people at the school spend $100 to drive him around in an ambulance.

By the way I agree. We need to find out where the hell sadam is. If we don't, Bob and CNN will join forces with the hill-billies to unleash hell upon all the the land.

[hammocksleeper]

Mitch Hedburg. He was awesome too.

Did he die? Shit, man! He was hilarious. He is hilarious.

And the Maddox, it's a little untasteful considering we're talking about someone who is deceased, and please forgive me but I can't help but smirk at the "animated gif" of Ms. Schiavo at the bottom.

[Erwinator]

and please forgive me but I can't help but smirk at the "animated gif" of Ms. Schiavo at the bottom. That was the best part, LOL.

[Jedi_Templar]

Did he die? Shit, man! He was hilarious. He is hilarious.


Yeah, he died on Thursday from a heart attack. What caused the heart attack, I didn't hear.

[Kazansky]

See, Kazansky. This woman, 15 years ago, had some sort of a coma. For 15 years, she laid in bed like a vegative state. Her brother, who is married to another woman and has two children from her, wants her to be removed from life-support. Her parents do not. Terry never said which decision. So her brother had the final say, being her legal guardian. And she was left with no food and water for 14 days. On the 14th she died, may God rest her soul.
Oh. THAT schiavo... I heard about her. I was shocked when I heard about the life support trial.

Last time I was at the funeral home, I was looking at the names, and hell, they're making good business! FIVE DEAD PEOPLE EVERY DAY!!! With no exceptions for the entire month! Undertaking may be a good career. Too bad I'm already set. :P

[Erwinator]

Oh. THAT schiavo... I heard about her. I was shocked when I heard about the life support trial.

Last time I was at the funeral home, I was looking at the names, and hell, they're making good business! FIVE DEAD PEOPLE EVERY DAY!!! With no exceptions for the entire month! Undertaking may be a good career. Too bad I'm already set. :P Good career? Holy shit, that would be a great career. Lots of people die everyday. The only problem is you have to carry a air freshener all the time:shiftyr:

[singo]

I know he got one from me :)

Of course it was talking about how many idiots will still fall for this trick... Remember last time? Jeez...

heheh, Ive been waiting to see what he was gonna do this time


although I cant see ANYONE falling for it this time

no, I can *Shakes head in dispair*

[Sikawtic]

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

^those are the funniest things I've read all day. It's mean, but true and hilarious.

[Zeltaris]

I can't believe how much Maddox rules...

[Kingscrab]

That maddox website is awesome! First time i've seen it. Thanks for the link...

[DeltaForce]

lol, same, i've hear ppl talk about it, but, it pwns all

[Kingscrab]

Seriously, after an hour or so of reading, i'm hooked on it now. That guy is a riot!

[Erwinator]

Here is an animated gif in memory of Terri Schiavo.


http://www.maddox.xmission.com/af05/tanim1.gif

[ZeroCross]

I agree. His sarcastic parodies of "why LOTR sucked" and the views that he posts and holds on his site are hilarious! I am guessing he is joking on all his posts on the site, because no one would ever dare take up such an idiotic stance or say such things. They would labeled a dumbass in seconds and rightfully so. His risking the reputation for such humor is most uncanny and off the wall. Cheers mates.