SHARK w/ JETPACK vs CROC with WINGS

[ChairsSobD]

omg.

HuMan0id Typhun: birdy
HuMan0id Typhun: http://www.adultswim.com/promos/200403_shark_v_croc/index.html
HuMan0id Typhun: flying shark vs flying crocodile
HuMan0id Typhun: whos gonna win? noooobody knows
BirdComix: omg
BirdComix: adult swim = pwn
BirdComix: but
HuMan0id Typhun: lol
BirdComix: shark > croc
HuMan0id Typhun: i say croc
HuMan0id Typhun: because he has the ubver tail
HuMan0id Typhun: and big teeth
BirdComix: no way man
BirdComix: shark > all
HuMan0id Typhun: the tail can snap at people
HuMan0id Typhun: why couldnt it snap a shark?
BirdComix: but dude
BirdComix: the shark has a freaking jetpack
HuMan0id Typhun: yeah
HuMan0id Typhun: that gives him speed
HuMan0id Typhun: but no agility
HuMan0id Typhun: the croc has wings
HuMan0id Typhun: and muscley arms
BirdComix: ...dude
BirdComix: it's a freaking jetpack
HuMan0id Typhun: it doesnt matter
HuMan0id Typhun: the croc has 4 limbs
HuMan0id Typhun: and a tail
HuMan0id Typhun: and wings
HuMan0id Typhun: hes got a disticnt advantage
BirdComix: Dude.
BirdComix: A JETPACK
HuMan0id Typhun: OneGosuChobo (8:30:34 PM): flying croc
OneGosuChobo (8:30:37 PM): if he can use his tail
OneGosuChobo (8:30:44 PM): like most bad guy crocs can
HuMan0id Typhun (8:30:55 PM): see?
HuMan0id Typhun (8:31:03 PM): thats what im telling birdy
HuMan0id Typhun (8:31:11 PM): he has the disticnt advantage of agility because of wings
OneGosuChobo (8:31:15 PM): yah
HuMan0id Typhun (8:31:16 PM): 2 legs,, 2 arms, and a tail
OneGosuChobo (8:31:20 PM): not to mention
OneGosuChobo (8:31:25 PM): his bite > sharks
OneGosuChobo (8:31:28 PM): proven fact
HuMan0id Typhun: BOOYA
BirdComix: OMG
BirdComix: DUDE
BirdComix: IT'S A FREAKING JETPACK
BirdComix: GG NO RE
BirdComix: just because
BirdComix: my argument doesn't actual make any logical sense
HuMan0id Typhun: DUDE
HuMan0id Typhun: ARE YOU AN IDIOT
BirdComix: nor does it really have that much of an impact.
BirdComix: Does not mean
HuMan0id Typhun: HES FUCKING GOT WINGS
BirdComix: that he does not
BirdComix: have a jetpack
HuMan0id Typhun: AND 4 LIMB S
BirdComix: dude jetpack > wings
BirdComix: Shark flies at him at 999 MPH
BirdComix: GG
BirdComix: Shark just rips his head off
HuMan0id Typhun: IT JUST MEANS THE SHARK CAN GET HIT IN THE HEAD FASTER WITH THE CROCS TAIL
BirdComix: lizard goes at like what
BirdComix: THE CROC WON'T BE ABLE TO RESPOND!
BirdComix: OMG!
HuMan0id Typhun: the lizard is more agile than the shark
BirdComix: try to be agile when a bullet is coming at you
BirdComix: cause that's the speed
BirdComix: the shark will be going
BirdComix: because he has a JETPACK.
HuMan0id Typhun: do you expect him to be nimble like muskrat?
HuMan0id Typhun: HELL NO
BirdComix: YES.
BirdComix: IT'S A SUPER-JETPACK>
HuMan0id Typhun: NO
HuMan0id Typhun: IT LOOKS LIKE A STANDARD JETPACK TO ME
HuMan0id Typhun: no positronic bivalves on there!
BirdComix: Standard?
BirdComix: as opposed to all the other jetpacks we have now?
BirdComix: Maybe jetpacks actually go at 999999mph
BirdComix: regularly
BirdComix: it's like a ROCKET
BirdComix: with the boosters
BirdComix: OMG GG CROC
HuMan0id Typhun: then hed be going too fast to attack
HuMan0id Typhun: what happens if he has to stop!
BirdComix: no he'd just rip thru the croc's skin
BirdComix: he wont
HuMan0id Typhun: and he cant go that fast
HuMan0id Typhun: the explosion from going mach 1 would kill it
BirdComix: Dude
BirdComix: He's a SHARK
BirdComix: With a JETPACK
BirdComix: You can't get more l33t then that.
HuMan0id Typhun: yes you can
HuMan0id Typhun: a croc
BirdComix: I don't care about your "facts" and your "agility"
HuMan0id Typhun: with wings
BirdComix: and your "science"
BirdComix: I think we have to take this to warboards
BirdComix: :-)
HuMan0id Typhun: you're just jealous. im a master debater
BirdComix: nuh-uh
BirdComix: dude
BirdComix: you can't debate
HuMan0id Typhun: dude
BirdComix: against a SHARK
HuMan0id Typhun: the graviolis would kill him
BirdComix: with a JETPACK
HuMan0id Typhun: errr, gravity
BirdComix: omg he's got a jetpack
BirdComix: we're in the FUTURE
BirdComix: they don't HAVE gravity.
BirdComix: They've got jetpacks.
HuMan0id Typhun: then the crock must have super wings
BirdComix: dude shark has tail too
BirdComix: and plus shark has arms.
HuMan0id Typhun: yeah
BirdComix: and a double jketpack
HuMan0id Typhun: and hte croc hs a tail
HuMan0id Typhun: arms
HuMan0id Typhun: and legs
BirdComix: and golden armor
HuMan0id Typhun: and wings
BirdComix: GOLDEN ARMOR
HuMan0id Typhun: and pants
BirdComix: screw pants
BirdComix: :P
BirdComix: yeah but he's got golden armor on his EYE
HuMan0id Typhun: HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO KEEP HIS JETPACK ON WITHOUT ARMOR
BirdComix: I don't
HuMan0id Typhun: dude
HuMan0id Typhun: the croc
BirdComix: but he's got armor.
HuMan0id Typhun: has bracelets
HuMan0id Typhun: his got the bling bling going on
BirdComix: so does the croc.
HuMan0id Typhun: not on his feet!
HuMan0id Typhun: HE DOESNT HAVE FEET
HuMan0id Typhun: HE IS INFERIOR
HuMan0id Typhun: and you just wait
BirdComix: dude
HuMan0id Typhun: he has a tail
HuMan0id Typhun: but look at that picture
BirdComix: a shark's tail > Croc's tail anyday
HuMan0id Typhun: if he moves his tail left or right
BirdComix: Shark is STRONGER then a croc inherently
HuMan0id Typhun: its gonna get burned off
HuMan0id Typhun: look!
HuMan0id Typhun: its right between the fire blasters
HuMan0id Typhun: and what happens if he farts?
HuMan0id Typhun: hes gonna blow up
BirdComix: Crocs don't fart
HuMan0id Typhun: thats right
HuMan0id Typhun: because crocs are vastly superior
HuMan0id Typhun: they dont need to fart
HuMan0id Typhun: they make sharks fart for them
BirdComix: sharks don't fart either
HuMan0id Typhun: yes they do!
BirdComix: no!
HuMan0id Typhun: thats why there may be global warming
HuMan0id Typhun: all the sharks farting

[ChairsSobD]

We settled it, but give your opinon anyway!

HuMan0id Typhun: blowing up their gases in their jet packs
HuMan0id Typhun: you are so gay
HuMan0id Typhun: you cant accept logic
HuMan0id Typhun: SHARKS DONT HAVE NECKS EITHER
BirdComix: I can't accept logic because it's a SHARK
BirdComix: with a JETPACK
BirdComix: Crocs don't have arms.
BirdComix: Sharks don't have arms.
HuMan0id Typhun: CROC HAS A NECK
BirdComix: well
BirdComix: crocs have arms
BirdComix: crocs don't have wings
HuMan0id Typhun: and feet
BirdComix: sharks don't have jetpacks
BirdComix: Sharks live in water
BirdComix: where's the logic?
HuMan0id Typhun: crocs live in watrer
HuMan0id Typhun: and land
BirdComix: duder
BirdComix: Shark > Croc in water
HuMan0id Typhun: they are both out of their natural enviroment
BirdComix: Croc > Shark on land
BirdComix: gg
BirdComix: :/
BirdComix: not really
BirdComix: Croc can live on land
BirdComix: Shark can't
HuMan0id Typhun: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT REALLY
BirdComix: Shark is designed for water only
BirdComix: Croc can be water AND land.
HuMan0id Typhun: SHARKS AND CROCS DONT NATURALLY FLY
BirdComix: yeah but the shark has no agility if he isn't in water
BirdComix: crocs do
HuMan0id Typhun: wait
HuMan0id Typhun: wait
HuMan0id Typhun: wait
HuMan0id Typhun: didnt you say agility didnt matter?
HuMan0id Typhun: IVE GOT YOU NOW
HuMan0id Typhun: THE DAY IS MINE
BirdComix: lol
BirdComix: This is a pointless argument anyway
BirdComix: I'm kidding really :-)
HuMan0id Typhun: yeah
BirdComix: In any logic your probably right
HuMan0id Typhun: cuz you have toa ccept
BirdComix: but it's not a fair fight .
HuMan0id Typhun: croc>
BirdComix: yes croc > shark in air or land
BirdComix: shark > croc in water.
HuMan0id Typhun: yeah
HuMan0id Typhun: but they are int he air
BirdComix: but I still want to argue stubbornly!
HuMan0id Typhun: because its not their respective enviroments
BirdComix: I voted for shark cause he looks cooler ;-)
HuMan0id Typhun: lol
HuMan0id Typhun: and yeah
HuMan0id Typhun: this goes to wb

[Vashy]

I win! I win!

[Mordecai2k]

Ok. Uh. ^^

[Vashy]

Birdy obviously doesn't watch enough of the crocodile hunter.

[SoldierPrime]

No, i would win becuase I bought this robot-lion-teleporting thing :P lol ggslater :)

[pixels]

Birdy obviously doesn't watch enough of the crocodile hunter.
So you did see the sig creation before BF went down, you want anything changed?


and the croc would win. fucking tough skin & a damn better bite and a huge ass tail

the shark couldnt even control the damn jetpack with his puny fins

[TheGreatBrain]

Birdy obviously doesn't watch enough of the crocodile hunter.
Yeah. Steve Irwin wins. :)

[Vashy]

No I didn't see anything, Pixels. Send me an IM or MSN me if you want to show me anything.

BirdComix (8:51:39 PM): sexy sig btw
BirdComix (8:51:39 PM): ;-)

It got noticed!

[SoldierPrime]

My stun gun wins :)

or i transform into Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. :D

[Vashy]

And then you get beat for being Jim Carrey?

[pixels]

No I didn't see anything, Pixels. Send me an IM or MSN me if you want to show me anything.

BirdComix (8:51:39 PM): sexy sig btw
BirdComix (8:51:39 PM): ;-)

It got noticed!
lol i meant the one your using now is the one i made from your request -- i take it thats what you wanted?

[Vashy]

Yes, its wonderful. Wouldn't want a thing changed :D Did you see my avvy request by chance? :P

[pixels]

OOh yea. 1 sec ill wip that up ;P

[SoldierPrime]

Fools, Jim Carrey is t3h funnah!
alrighty then.....

[dunchy]

Sharks swim faster.

Crocs can't open thier mouth with force, I could hold a crocks mouth shut.

Sharks will take a bite out of you, then swim away, then attack again to save strength.

Sharks cover eyes before attacking, prevention of damage to retina.

a shark has such a bigger mouth compared to the croc. 1 bite from the Shark would tear a croc in half, easily.

Shark has accelaration with attacking, there is a good reason why there is no other creature which hunts a shark, it's the top of the food chain.

A snake can kill a croc, I've seen it.

[Vashy]

Dude. This is a FLYING SHARK VS A FLYING CROC! DID YOU NOT READ OR VOTE?! Your argument is dismissed.

[pixels]

http://24.61.80.20:8080/~pixels/avyy.jpg

now.. if there was a squirril with a taser added into the mix...

[Battlecruiser]

Crocs can't open thier mouth with force, I could hold a crocks mouth shut.

never knew that.

[dunchy]

Dude. This is a FLYING SHARK VS A FLYING CROC! DID YOU NOT READ OR VOTE?! Your argument is dismissed.

I'd expect the speed to be around the consisity of the natural speed of the creature. Crocs don't have much energy at all, how could they mysteriously get enough all of a sudden to flap wings? Oh God it doesn't have the strength to hardly move it's hands out of the water!

My arguement stands.

Crocs lay in wait in murky waters, waiting for you to approach, for you to make the fatal mistake. Now how do wings help with this? Not at all. " I'm going to jump to that croc in the sky" says the bird. Well that doesn't make much sence, how can a flying Croc do damage? A Shark goes hunting, it does the work. Crocs are very strong, but a.) Are much slower than a Shark, lookup the Mako Shark speed for more reference. b.) very weak retracting muscles for the mouth.

If all the sky was brown and you had only 2 feet to look above, perhaps the croc would be feared for the sky, because it's blue I think I'm safe, and I don't travel much at night.

Also take note a Croc often will attack a creature that is moving very slow in it's position. Sharks never lie still (With the exception of the Nurse shark).

[Mordecai2k]

Eee i just saw the commercial. So good...

Questions will be asked, and DESTOYED by ANSWERS!!!!!11