Cannibalism in Med school

[Kazansky]

Comrades, a group of medical students decided to play a practical joke on one of their friends while she was sleeping in her dorm. The idea was to get a human foot out of one of the labs and place it under her bed sheet while she was asleep. They acquired a human foot from a lab and then went to her dorm. They slipped the foot under the blanket and then locked the door. Unfortunately, some idiot dropped the key inside the room when they were rushing out the door. Soon, they heard screaming inside. They laughed out loud and called her name and told her it was a joke. She wasn't answering, but she was still screaming. Then the idiot who locked the door realized that he had left the key inside. The screaming subsided. They called for her again. No response. They were now very worried, so they broke the door down. They found her huddled up in the corner, eating the human foot. Their joke had driven her mad.

[XTERMIN8OR1]

Your point? No, seriously; I don't think that really happened. It was an interesting read, though.

[EdvardMunch]

http://www.scifilm.org/images/ravenous1.jpg
"Human feet? Gimme some of that!"

Sadly, this is just an urban legend, and I sorta like the original urban legend more: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/cadaver.htm

In the original urban legend, a nurse who wasn't liked much was the victim of a practical joke: Someone took a cadaver's arm and put it in her bed while she was asleep. Later on, they found her with the arm, making gurgling noises and gnawing on it.

We should have a cannibal smiley, cannibalism rules.

[uchafu]

Oh no...that's gross

I love urban legends...My favorite one is the one about two guys that were tired so they stopped to rest in one of the benches outside of McDonalds (where there is always a Ronald McDonald seated). One of them asked the other "Dude, what time is it?" and suddenly the Ronald McDonald said "It's eight o'clock"...The guy was so scared that he got a heart attack and died.

Anyway, are these stories real? if not, who makes them up? and what purpose do they have?...We may never know.

[singo]

On the subject of urban legends (http://darwinawards.com/legends/)....


as they say....be very glad these people don't exist :D

or do they? confusing labelling leads me to belive that they may just be people who didnt qualify for an award proper. hell i dunno

[Fred1000000]

Nice, Singo!! (And, that story was good too, Kazanksky.)

[Modred]

Haha, the top rated of the Darwin Award stories is great. I've heard some good legends, but I don't believe I've read the one you found Kazansky. It's familiar, but there's just something about it (and the original one) that sense I haven't read it. Oh well.

[TheGreatBrain]

Man I bet they really had their feet in their mouths after that one!

I'm sorry.

[Spartan-II]

This whole thread is spam! May the moderators close it..

Well, there are many urban legends, and most have atleast some basis in fact. Like the "Mental patient excape kill teenagers in car" one, the Zodiac killer actually did something like that. Alot of the other ones are BS though.

[Beef]

ew... That was gross. It would be really scary not hearding anything after the screaming stops. With her eating the foot it does't sound too real though.

[Modred]

This whole thread is spam! May the moderators close it..
It has a purpose, we are discussing that purpose and finding similar items. Well, it is still somewhat spammy, but it isn't totally pointless.

[Kazansky]

Spam is good. Spam is free. Spam is... SPAMMEH!!! Now then, would y'all enjoy another tale from me? I hope you're not gonna be skeptical about this again, because it happened to ME!

I was in my dining room (which is adjacent to the living room, where there's a bigass grand piano and a suit of armor.), eating dinner, when suddenly, the piano started playin (of all things-- the FOXTROT!). I dismissed it as one of my cousins who was staying with me at the time. I kept eating while listening to the rather annoying foxtrot for an entire hour. Then I went into the living room and decided to tell whoever the hell it was to shut up! The second I fixed my eyes on the piano, it stopped playing abruptly. IT HAS NO AUTOMATIC PLAYBACK! This is one of those concerto grand pianos, y'know, the really big ones... MOZART? You get the picture. Anyhow, I wasn't scared... surprisingly. I thought I would be, but I just lowered my eyelids, about-faced, and walked slowly to my room.

[DeltaForce]

errr, distrubing. y do i keep on saying that? blah, disturbing, but... ya, juss, disturbing

[DragonPaladin]

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