View Full Version : The crazy quotes game!
Fred1000000
03-18-2005, 11:12 AM
Warning, the following game has been approved by nobody whatsoever, and may be counted as spam. :P
Well, I'm sure you can figure out how the game works. But, for all you slow people, here's the rules: You think of a quote and then say who said it. Wow, wasn't that easy???
"Darkness called, but I was on the other line, so I missed him." -Shadowstalker the Demon Hunter.
FeralKhan
03-18-2005, 7:24 PM
"Nobody won a war by dying for their country-they did it by getting some other poor sucker to do it for them." -General George S. Patton Jr. :P
Protogod
03-18-2005, 7:38 PM
"ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pans and slide on the ice."
-dr. sidney freedman
Nahotnoj
03-18-2005, 7:43 PM
"You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?" - *Captain* Jack Sparrow
"This is the last straw! I'm going two move so far away I can brag about it! I'd rather go to the nearest four-way intersection, tear out my brainstem and skip rope with it than continue living where I do now!"
-Squidward Tenticals
Fred1000000
03-18-2005, 7:54 PM
"Why you keep poking me? Ooh, that one feel kind of nice..."
-Grunt
Protogod
03-18-2005, 7:56 PM
"...it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's and fellow travelers. 'Course without the likes of Americans like you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We don't really need Americans like you, we don't need anybody."
-Col. Flagg
Ragnarox
03-18-2005, 7:57 PM
"I think I'm gonna overload my aggression inhibitors..."
-Terran Ghost
"I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!!!!!"
Homer J Simpson
kongurous
03-18-2005, 8:39 PM
"Don't make me have to destroy you."-the one, the only, the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vadar.
uchafu
03-18-2005, 8:49 PM
"Sensitive, that killed me, that guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a god-damn toilet seat."-Holden Caulfield in THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, by J.D Salinger
CODEZERO
03-18-2005, 8:51 PM
Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks they can train Americans
to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
okay, On the subject of americans...
"We are AMERICANS!, do you know what that means?....It means that our forefathers were thrown out of every decent country in the world!" - the movie "Stripes"
FeralKhan
03-18-2005, 9:36 PM
Homer Simpson: "Notice anything different about me today Lenny?"
Lenny: "Oh, yeah, you're the tallest man in the world now.....and you're made out of gold."
Homer Simpson: "14 karat gold."
Homer Simpson: "Out of the way Mr. Burns, I'm in charge now."
Mr. Burns: "All hail King Homer!"
*Uber-Homer stands 300 ft tall and is completely encrusted in fine jewels*
Homer Simpson: "Muahahahaha, muahahaha, muamuahahaha..."
t3trino
03-19-2005, 2:53 AM
What do I look like, an Orc?!? - Praetor Artanis
"LETS GET WHAMMED" - Ste Grimster
Fred1000000
03-19-2005, 10:29 AM
YARRRRRRRRRRR!!! -Singo
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 12:10 PM
".....teh...." -kongurous
"Honestly, the SA-80 is reliable, would we lie to you?" Unknown government spokesperson
kongurous
03-19-2005, 1:39 PM
".....teh...." -kongurous
(I have never said "teh". I have just used it as a custom title.)
"Mentos, the Freshmaker!"-that godforsaken Mentos commercial
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 2:17 PM
"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman" -some sort of woman's under armpit deoderant commercial, I think
(I have never said "teh". I have just used it as a custom title.)
"Mentos, the Freshmaker!"-that godforsaken Mentos commercial
Nevertheless:smirk: ......
uchafu
03-19-2005, 3:28 PM
"We will kick your ass...and take your doughnuts"-Message in one of a sheriff's car's door.
"I'm a revleverarmumblemumbleATION IM A WALKING MIRACLE" - Myself and a friend in the video in my sig.
proving once more that pronunciation is inversely proportional to the amount of beer consumed
Protogod
03-19-2005, 8:31 PM
"oh, the surgions in the army, they say were really bright, we work on wounded through the day and nurses throught the night...some guys like the army, I think its a real mess. If it's so damn terrific, how come I wear a dress? (audience: BOO!!)"
"If it weren't for these damn neural implants you'd be a smokin' crater by now!"
-Terran Marine
Stonehand
03-19-2005, 9:37 PM
"I regret nothing! I lived a few men dared to DREAM!!!" - Red Soilder from Red Vs Blue(episode #39[I think])
"What, that's disgusting, HELP I'M GETTING VIOLATED"
O'malley from another RvB episode
FeralKhan
03-20-2005, 9:29 AM
"Nobody won a war from a swivel chair." -Gen. George S. Patton Jr.
Protoss_Honor
03-20-2005, 1:41 PM
Horses are people to. Radar O'Reilly
FeralKhan
03-20-2005, 7:47 PM
"The only allies are enemies." -back of the Starcraft CD
Protogod
03-20-2005, 8:34 PM
"...back of the starcraft CD" -FeralKhan
"Fuck this, lets get whammed!" Ste
kongurous
03-20-2005, 9:13 PM
"I wish I had a mouth"- Protogod's avatar.
"I wish I had an angel" - Nightwish
kongurous
03-20-2005, 9:16 PM
"YAARRRR!!!!"- singo
"TALLY HO!" - Unknown British officer
kongurous
03-20-2005, 9:25 PM
"I'm the queen bitch of the universe..."- Infested Kerrigan.
"'Cause its a heavy metal universe" - KAI HANSEN
Protogod
03-20-2005, 9:42 PM
"I apologize if I mispronunciated something." president bush
"On the other hand...you have two thumbs" Jeremy Clockson in "Thief of Time"
"Wort wort wort"
Some elite guy
"How many is that now?"
Elite yama zakuname.
Protogod
03-20-2005, 10:01 PM
"Thanks, now I have a greeting card just in case my aunt catches me doing my cousin."
and a bonus "If you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks, you might be a redneck."
singo
03-20-2005, 10:03 PM
"SUPRISE, I have a penis" - maddox
Sikawtic
03-20-2005, 10:06 PM
*oink**oink* "WHEEEEEE!" - My friend Erik.
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:09 PM
"Seriously"
Homestar Runner
singo
03-20-2005, 10:11 PM
"let there be rock" - AC/DC
(and LO, there was, and god did look upon the rock, and he saw that it kicked ass)
Protogod
03-20-2005, 10:13 PM
"SUPRISE, I have a penis" - maddox
MADDOX! sweet.
"If the grass is greener on the other side, he doesnt think the grass is greener on your side, now does he, asshole?"
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:14 PM
"Thats the weirdest thing since moose flavoured deoderant."
-Me
singo
03-20-2005, 10:18 PM
"I bet it isnt wierder than my urination bucket" - Singo
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:25 PM
"Prepare for an oblivion for which there is no preperation!"
-O'Mally Redvs.Blue
Protogod
03-20-2005, 10:31 PM
"Look at you, your rich, youve got cd's greeting cards, youre like Martha Stewart with a smaller penis."
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:34 PM
"*bubble bubble bubble*"
-PomPom HomestarRunner.com
singo
03-20-2005, 10:36 PM
"My metallic friend is all the help I need" - O'malley once more
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:38 PM
"shaglweahglhe"
-Me again
singo
03-20-2005, 10:42 PM
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! !!!!! (The official DS slogan)
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:44 PM
"Good idea grif stay here and gaurd this concrete ramp it's vital to are victory."
-Simmons Redvs.Blue
Protogod
03-20-2005, 10:45 PM
"so you take the possum out of your pants and..." better if you dont know where that one is from.
singo
03-20-2005, 10:45 PM
"Im gonna bugger off now and get some sleep because I'm trollied and Its 5AM and this thread will be closed in a few hours anyway...YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" - Singo
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:50 PM
"Good ridense! Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
Dr. Zoidberg Futerama
Protogod
03-20-2005, 10:53 PM
"...now I will remove your heart. - dont i need that to live? - whats the matter, you have 3"
t3trino
03-21-2005, 2:13 AM
i wish i had a mouth -anonymous protoss warrior :P
FeralKhan
03-21-2005, 12:37 PM
"The 1000 mile journey begins with merely a single step." -I forgot
Fred1000000
03-21-2005, 12:59 PM
OH MAN, I DIED TO DEATH!! -My little sis playing.
"the knee bone's connected to the - thigh bone, the thigh bone's connected to the - red thing, the red thing's connected to my - wristwatch...uh oh" - Dr. Nick Riviera, the simpsons
FeralKhan
03-21-2005, 2:37 PM
"'sup?" -unknown
Protogod
03-22-2005, 6:52 PM
"peter peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her. with a fryin pan to the head, he f***ed her twice and went to bed."
"For once I feel I've stollen enough."
-Bender Futureama
Protoss_Honor
03-22-2005, 9:08 PM
absolute power corrupts absolutly
not sure who lots of people say it
uchafu
03-22-2005, 11:37 PM
"There are two words that will open a lot of doors in your life: push and pull"
Fred1000000
03-23-2005, 10:22 AM
Where's the bathroom?? -Wobuffet in my words
"I regect your reality and substitute my own."
Adam Savage - Mythbusters
"Hah, reality sucks, so I spend as little time there as possible" - Singo
"We have to go back. Back to the future!"
Marty - Back to the future
P.S. anyone hasn't seen that movie should rent it and watch it.
"Drunken disguise changes all of the rules" - A line in a Nightwish song
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Uncle Ben - Spiderman
Protoss_Honor
03-24-2005, 9:16 PM
"Ummmmmmmmmmm i cant think of something wise to say so im gonna ruin the moment."
-Me
Hawthorne
03-25-2005, 12:30 AM
When the time comes you will die and I will take your place.
George W. Bush
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