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dunchy
03-12-2004, 11:28 AM
Ninja Gaiden is one of the toughest games i've played, yet highly addicting. Great graphics and the 60 frames a second sure help when multiple enemies are around. Must piss off the PS2 boys it's X-box only game ; )

Has anyone else played it and just wanted to throw the controller at the TV yet? And what chapter are you on?
ZeroDarkStar
03-12-2004, 4:44 PM
I only have the demo. "Ninja Fortress"!
Mordecai2k
03-12-2004, 4:55 PM
i haven't played it. just knowing that it's on x-box makes it less appealing. lol ^^
henrywonderchimp
03-12-2004, 4:58 PM
i'm buying it shortly... i'll let ou know once i get it. but i've heard over and over again the same thing you're saying though :p
Dark_Warhawk
03-12-2004, 9:20 PM
Ninja Gaiden has always been tough, at least for me it has. In fact I never beat Ninja Gaiden 3 for the old NES :(
UndeadBastard
03-12-2004, 10:36 PM
OMG I thought this was about BloodNINJA.
BlackHawk
03-12-2004, 10:39 PM
I thought this was going to be a short comical video with Dunchster trying to break a piece of wood with his head...then failing miserably. Ahh, you can't always get what you want...

And it looks AMAZING! so of course, I'll rent it and then maybe buy it. GG XBOX :).
ZeroDarkStar
03-12-2004, 11:18 PM
Wall Running = pwnage.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 2:14 AM
I was a pretty good ninja with the old Ninja Gaiden games for the NES. Ryu Hayabusa is still a badass. ;)
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 2:19 AM
Seppuku. It's the only way, dunchy.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 2:25 AM
Maybe for you shini, but I think dunchy would go POSTAL long before he decides to turn to seppuku. :p
Dark_Warhawk
03-13-2004, 2:43 AM
Isn’t Seppuku a ritual suicide? DC did you play Ninja Gaiden 3? That game was so freaking hard I just gave up on it >< Maybe I should of called you huh :p
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 2:53 AM
Where did you get stuck at on NG3, DW?

And yes, seppuku is a form of suicide in which the person performing seppuku a was the Samauri were to appease the gods of their sins and to restore their honor, by committing suicide by stabbing themselves with their ownblade. Example the Demon Hunter performs seppuku when his HP's drop to 0 in the game Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos and Warcraft 3: The Frozen throne.
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 2:55 AM
Oh come on. He sucks at being a ninja. He needs to save face and gut himself.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 2:58 AM
Dunchy will go postal long before he guts himself, Shini. Besides I know the real reson why you want him to perform seppuku and that is because you want to be his replacement as Org Admin. Aren't you? :p
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 3:04 AM
Dunchy will go postal long before he guts himself, Shini.
Broken record.

Besides I know the real reson why you want him to perform seppuku and that is because you want to be his replacement as Org Admin. Aren't you? :p
Seeing as how I'm not affiliated with .org, why would I want to be an .org Administrator? That's like appointing a Buddhist as the next Pope.

If I wanted to be an Admin. that badly, I'd shill out $140 dollars and open up my own forums.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 3:06 AM
Well it is the next step up from Senior Moderator and besides you could take over his place at Starcraft.org also. :p
Dark_Warhawk
03-13-2004, 3:06 AM
DC are you serious? That was like 15 years ago or so, but I do know it was near the end at least I think

Tenshi I never knew you was so ruthless, remind me to not get on your bad side
:shiftyl:
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 3:09 AM
Don't let Shini scare you, I have him scared of me ever since he first became a Senior Mod at BF. :devil:

Near the end, huh? Is that anwhere near act 7 with clancy and the war droid thingy?
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 3:14 AM
Don't let Shini scare you, I have him scared of me ever since he first became a Senior Mod at BF. :devil:
Me? Scared of you?
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 3:17 AM
I could find the posts for you if I had an account at BF to find the post, shini. :\ Besides you wouldn't want me to tell Kate about your plans of overtaking dunchy's spot as Org Admin. Would you? :devil:
dunchy
03-13-2004, 10:08 AM
This thread is funny :)

Before I go all Hari-Kari though, I'd fly my ass down to Ohio to gut a certain Russian Rabbit, then I'd go postal in a country singing state, then I might just Seppuku myself away :D
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 10:12 AM
Hey, TN isn't a country singing state, it is THE HOME OF COUNTRY MUSIC. I don't really care much for that depressing kind of music, anyway. I like my Heavy Metal and Rock and Roll, thank you. :p
dunchy
03-13-2004, 10:15 AM
They sing country music don't they? ;) They are also most recgonized as the most country music in States right? ;) .... i'll go postal on the person who loves hard rock the most then go hari-kari on myself :)
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 10:18 AM
You'll have to find me first and when you do; I will have two swords ready for you, Zeke. :samurai:
dunchy
03-13-2004, 10:25 AM
You'll have to find me first and when you do; I will have two swords ready for you, Zeke. :samurai:


I'll bring this sword to your house for the battle. (http://www.planetgamecube.com/news.cfm?action=item&id=5102)
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 10:28 AM
Hopefully you will know how to use it. :p
dunchy
03-13-2004, 11:03 AM
As long as I'm full and not hungry, hopefully lazers will shoot out of the sword! :D
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 11:37 AM
I would expect to see the lasers shooting out from your ass long before they would shoot out from that sword. :twak:
ChairsSobD
03-13-2004, 11:43 AM
....Ewwww 0_o
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 11:45 AM
Just be glad I didn't go into distinct detail. :p
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 2:31 PM
Comrade Bunny is impervious to your capitalist threats.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 2:32 PM
Comrad Bunny will be losing it's lucky rabbit's foot if he doesn't stop talking about himself in the third person. ;)
Graeme
03-13-2004, 2:35 PM
Radlin thinks that talking in the third person makes him cooler.
Ark-templarius
03-13-2004, 2:47 PM
Comrade Bunny thinks Demon Child is being a silly lush. You're not a part of this joke so go drink some Vodka. :P
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 2:48 PM
Comrad Bunny will be losing it's lucky rabbit's foot if he doesn't stop talking about himself in the third person. ;)

Can I have it? Luck is always fun, he's so funny, what with his marshmellows and all...
Graeme
03-13-2004, 3:09 PM
Can I have it? Luck is always fun, he's so funny, what with his marshmellows and all...

Didn't he lose his colours or something like that recently? Maybe I'm just getting my cartoon cereal characters messed up . . .
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 3:15 PM
Didn't he lose his colours or something like that recently? Maybe I'm just getting my cartoon cereal characters messed up . . .

I don't think so, then again haven't had lucky charms lately, just been Tucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and The Frosted Cheerios crew hanging out here. Tucan Sam's quite a wild guy, you should have seen him drunk :).
Graeme
03-13-2004, 3:46 PM
You know . . . this past little while I've been wracking my brain, trying to think of a female cartoon cereal character so I could make some sort of sexual innuendo, resulting in widespread hilarity. However, I have had great difficulty thinking of this elusive cereal mascot.

Some help here?
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 3:54 PM
Her name shall be, Eve. Or perhaps, Pandora. ;)
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 4:03 PM
You know . . . this past little while I've been wracking my brain, trying to think of a female cartoon cereal character so I could make some sort of sexual innuendo, resulting in widespread hilarity. However, I have had great difficulty thinking of this elusive cereal mascot.

Some help here?

You know, I don't think there are any female cereal mascots...hmm odd. I thought they would have used some animeish style female to try and capture boys attention, forcing him to beg his parents to buy the cereal (or of course buy it himself if he's older).

Heh, I should go into marketing...
Graeme
03-13-2004, 4:09 PM
Yeah, because you know how us teenage boys love to go cereal shopping ;). Hahaha.
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 4:17 PM
Yeah, because you know how us teenage boys love to go cereal shopping ;). Hahaha.

I do, can't let my mom get the "healthy" crap. I heart cereal pumped with sugar :).
Graeme
03-13-2004, 4:19 PM
I heart cereal pumped with sugar :).

Same, <3 The Count Chocula!
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 4:26 PM
Same, <3 The Count Chocula!

Frosted Cheerios for moi. However, most of the cereals out know will do fine, as long as it doesn't begin with "Special" or say something about "now contains strawberries" or "now low in fat!"
dunchy
03-13-2004, 4:53 PM
/me watches thread burn.
Demon_Child
03-13-2004, 4:54 PM
/me grabs the marshmallows.
BlackHawk
03-13-2004, 4:55 PM
* dunchy watches thread burn.

The only way to save it young butterfly, is to post a movie of yourself acting like a ninja, only then can it return to it's original subject matter.

/me bows then vanishes...
Mordecai2k
03-13-2004, 5:28 PM
yeah, cut a bunch of things' heads off
dunchy
03-14-2004, 4:15 PM
Allmost finished the game :cool:

I'm quite suprised however none other of you folks have tried out this game, very shocking really.
Graeme
03-14-2004, 4:17 PM
I would, but I'm lacking the X-Box :tu:. I'll play it at my friends next time I'm over though. Pretty sure he has it.