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01-30-2005, 6:21 PM
1) Bill gates is an anticrist. His full name is William Henry Gates III. If you convert the letters of Bill Gates and the III to thier ACSII numerical values You get the following:
B 66 I 1
I 73 I 1
L 76 I 1
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
If you add them they total to 666
2)Charlie Chaplin once anonymously entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. He lost
3)Fred Rodgers of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood was a sniper in vietnam.
4)If you drink coke after eating pop rocks your stomach will explode.
5)The Beatles song "Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds" was realy a secret code for the bands favorite drug at the time, LSD
6)To expand her Living empire, Martha Stewart had herself cloned by a geneticist at Columbia University
7)The producers of Sesame Street have decided to make Bert and Ernie a gay couple
8)Tom Green had his show canceled after he attended a Bar Mitzvah dressed as Adolf Hitler
9)Compaq is considering changing the comand "press any key" to "press return key" because so many Compaq users call tech support asking where the "any" key is.
10)Never eat Pizza in Scandinavia countries. The ground meat topping is actualy dog food.
11)McDonalds places a small amount of narcotic in its food to make it addictive.
12)The secret ingredient in frances most expensive wines is human blood.
13)Mountain dew shrinks testicles and makes men impotent.
14)coca-cola is an efective spermicide
15)Green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac.
16)Hostess twinkies arent baked; they congeal like Jello.
17)while scooping ocean water to put out forest fires, the fire department sometimes acidentaly scoops up a scuba diver and dumps him onto the fire,
18)A woman in New York had a poodle that she loved dearly, but hated haveing to give it a bath because it was hard to dry the dog afterwards and the dog would get cold. One day the woman bought a microwave oven and saw that it could heat food in minuets, so after she bathed her dog she put it in the microwave for 8 minuets, then gos to clean the tub out. After about 2 minuets she heard a bang. She ran to the kitchen to find the door to the microwave broken of on the floor and small cooked dog parts all over the kitchen.
19)Kentukey Fried Chicken was forced to change its name to KFC because it adds so many additives to its chicken that it can not legaly be called chicken anymore.
20)Coka-Cola had to pay $3 million to a costumer who found a dead mouse mouse in her can of coke.
Disclaimer: These are only urban legends. many of them are not true. please dont use coke as a spermicide or put your dog in the microwave;)
B 66 I 1
I 73 I 1
L 76 I 1
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
If you add them they total to 666
2)Charlie Chaplin once anonymously entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. He lost
3)Fred Rodgers of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood was a sniper in vietnam.
4)If you drink coke after eating pop rocks your stomach will explode.
5)The Beatles song "Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds" was realy a secret code for the bands favorite drug at the time, LSD
6)To expand her Living empire, Martha Stewart had herself cloned by a geneticist at Columbia University
7)The producers of Sesame Street have decided to make Bert and Ernie a gay couple
8)Tom Green had his show canceled after he attended a Bar Mitzvah dressed as Adolf Hitler
9)Compaq is considering changing the comand "press any key" to "press return key" because so many Compaq users call tech support asking where the "any" key is.
10)Never eat Pizza in Scandinavia countries. The ground meat topping is actualy dog food.
11)McDonalds places a small amount of narcotic in its food to make it addictive.
12)The secret ingredient in frances most expensive wines is human blood.
13)Mountain dew shrinks testicles and makes men impotent.
14)coca-cola is an efective spermicide
15)Green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac.
16)Hostess twinkies arent baked; they congeal like Jello.
17)while scooping ocean water to put out forest fires, the fire department sometimes acidentaly scoops up a scuba diver and dumps him onto the fire,
18)A woman in New York had a poodle that she loved dearly, but hated haveing to give it a bath because it was hard to dry the dog afterwards and the dog would get cold. One day the woman bought a microwave oven and saw that it could heat food in minuets, so after she bathed her dog she put it in the microwave for 8 minuets, then gos to clean the tub out. After about 2 minuets she heard a bang. She ran to the kitchen to find the door to the microwave broken of on the floor and small cooked dog parts all over the kitchen.
19)Kentukey Fried Chicken was forced to change its name to KFC because it adds so many additives to its chicken that it can not legaly be called chicken anymore.
20)Coka-Cola had to pay $3 million to a costumer who found a dead mouse mouse in her can of coke.
Disclaimer: These are only urban legends. many of them are not true. please dont use coke as a spermicide or put your dog in the microwave;)