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LinkTheGameFreak

01-30-2005, 1:52 PM

Join the Thrash Gestapo! Along w/ me and wraizyr, under our guidance you will become the best damn thrashers in all of Canada! (or the US, whatever the case may be...)

Learn the difference between Ozzy and Pat Boone and how AC/DC paved the way for all the crappy new pop bands of today with their sampled guitars!

Get a feel for real thrash history as we go back in time to see the very first thrash performance - Jimi Hendrex accidentally playing the wrong notes, laying the foundation for the saying "it's not the technical ability, but the feeling man!!"

Come with us back to 1983 and be a part of history as Metallica throws Dave Mustaine out of the band and he goes on to form Megadeth, the best damn Jazz-Metal band in all of history!

JOIN TODAY! 50% OFF! THAT MEANS YOU PAY A LOW, LOW PRICE OF NOTHING!!!

JUST POST HERE IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF OUR THRASH GESTAPO!

wraizyr

01-30-2005, 2:06 PM

Addendum: Do not attempt to resist the TG. If you do not wish to join, please return peacefully to your homes (and burn whatever pitiful music you might own).

This has been a Thrash Gestapo announcement.

XTERMIN8OR1

01-30-2005, 2:10 PM

What do you mean with 'trash'?
The Gestapo was some kind of military-annex police force in Germany during the nazi regime. So, as far as I understand, your 'trash Gestapo' would be kind of a nazi revival.

Explain thát.

LinkTheGameFreak

01-30-2005, 2:16 PM

XTERMIN8OR1

01-30-2005, 2:18 PM

thrash.

not trash.

thrash.

the music of the metal gods.

scorpions. michael schenkner group. the trans-siberian orchestra. metallica. megadeth. ozzy.

there are many more, but we intend to militarize this zone to be a metal haven, with the force of our thrash gestapo.

thank you.

-Link
OK, I never heard about the term 'trash' before (although I listen to some of the bands/artists you mentioned). Now answer my second question.

wraizyr

01-30-2005, 2:37 PM

OK, I never heard about the term 'trash' before (although I listen to some of the bands/artists you mentioned). Now answer my second question.
Since the Nazi's didn't have a Thrash Gestapo, it should be obvious that we are something different. Given the planting of the word "Thrash" before Gestapo, it is implied that our Gestapo has something to do with Thrash, rather than Nazism. I recommend you do some reading about epistemological contextualism.

LinkTheGameFreak

01-30-2005, 2:43 PM

XTERMIN8OR1

01-30-2005, 2:57 PM

Since the Nazi's didn't have a Thrash Gestapo, it should be obvious that we are something different. Given the planting of the word "Thrash" before Gestapo, it is implied that our Gestapo has something to do with Thrash, rather than Nazism. I recommend you do some reading about epistemological contextualism.
It's not because one concept is different from another that they are each others opposites, let be that because of the difference between these two concepts either one of them is more ethical approved than the other.

LinkTheGameFreak

01-30-2005, 3:08 PM

It's not because one concept is different from another that they are each others opposites, let be that because of the difference between these two concepts either one of them is more ethical approved than the other.
The gestapo is defined as "a military-annex police force"

The nazi gestapo was a "military-annex police force run by Nazis"

The Thrash Gestapo IS a "military-annex police force run by thrashers"

DAMMIT, WE'RE NO NAZIS!

Xenon

01-30-2005, 3:27 PM

The Gestapo was created in Prussia, and filled the same role as the NSA now fills in the USA.

hammocksleeper

01-30-2005, 5:39 PM

OK give me like five or six songs of this metal of the gods that I should listen to. The bands you listed are in my mind reputable and I hope you guys don't listen to any of the shit they play on the modern rock stations

Spartan-II

01-31-2005, 1:28 AM

I like some modern rock, but i'm all for the metal baby!
Where's the sign-up sheet!!!

LinkTheGameFreak

01-31-2005, 9:36 AM

Just put the names of your fave metal/thrash bands in your sig and I'll have a new sig for every member of our thrash gestapo to put in by Wednesday

\m/ >< \m/ -Rock On-

-Link

Basan

02-04-2005, 1:57 PM

Come with us back to 1983 and be a part of history as Metallica throws Dave Mustaine out of the band and he goes on to form Megadeth, the best damn Jazz-Metal band in all of history! Inference. I just happen to hate Megadeth. And to me it was way better after he left (Metallica). :P
I've always considered Metallica a metal band, not as trash sub-genre but wth. I'm amused today...

The Gestapo was created in Prussia, and filled the same role as the NSA now fills in the USA. *Roflmao* Best flame bait for (extra-)conservatives, if I ever saw one. :devil:

LinkTheGameFreak

02-09-2005, 9:17 AM

Inference. I just happen to hate Megadeth. And to me it was way better after he left (Metallica). :P
I've always considered Metallica a metal band, not as trash sub-genre but wth. I'm amused today...
Eh, I used to hate Megadeth, but that's just because I never even heard the band, and once I did I was a metal convert. Interesting enough though, I recommend that you purchase "Capitol Punishment: The Megadeth Years" and give that a spin in your CD player... I guarantee that will be the best 12-13 dollars you ever spend on music

Basan

02-09-2005, 9:33 AM

Eh, I used to hate Megadeth, but that's just because I never even heard the band, and once I did I was a metal convert. Interesting enough though, I recommend that you purchase "Capitol Punishment: The Megadeth Years" and give that a spin in your CD player... I guarantee that will be the best 12-13 dollars you ever spend on music
Tks, but no tks. I actually heard it before sayin' this. A looong time ago... and the only music I dig from'em so far is "A tout le monde". The rest seems to be a lot of a copy-cat for my taste. And you know to whom I'm comparing it to... ;)