If you were an EVIL GENIUS...

[Kazansky]

If y'all were an evil genius, what would you be? Would you be a realistic world-terrorist or a James-Bond-type-attention-whore? Just fill up this form (I want no copyright copies. That's right-- nobody uses Dr. Evil.) :

EVIL NAME: Alexei Kazansky
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Natasha the cute Russian maid
EVIL MISTRESS: Tanya Kalashnikova
EVIL PET: Volkov the Wolf
EVIL TRADEMARK: Gas mask
APPEARANCE: (See avatar)
BASE LOCATION: Siberian underground
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: Nuclear weapons
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: (See siggy)
SPECIALTY: Chemical Warfare
DEMANDS: $9,000,000,000
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
- Tokyo, Japan (I hate Japan. No idea why.)
- Kyoto, Japan (They had it coming.)
- Hiroshima, Japan (They havn't had enough.)

[singo]

well...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF?

am very evil, but too much of the undersea volcano type things lacks style.

I am planning to overthrow a few african countries, unite them and then make a good job of running them, this will inspire loyalty in the population as they will fear to go back to what it was like before. And then, with a well trained and equipped army and some diplomatic skills i will gain control of the UN via bribery...next stop WORLD DOMINATION!

Anyway

NAME: Liam Singleton

EVIL MISTRESS: Job vacant, timewasters need not apply

EVIL PET: pet?, pfah evil pet vs evil tank...who is going to win?

EVIL TRADEMARK: A really awful mustache and a tendancy to air guitar drunkenly when no-one is looking

APPEARANCE: You know the crayven corp marines from ground control?, kinda a combination between them and the marines from starcraft

BASE LOCATION: Somewhere in the capital city, a small palace, not too opulent - never trust a ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers, chances are his heart isnt in the job

UNIFORM DESIGN: See appearance - i will be wearing my troops equipment to show that I have not burdened them with inferior products...which i wont have of course but it is as well to show these things

SPECIALTY: Heavily armoured infantry and tank assaults.

DEMANDS: A united earth under my command

TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY AND WHY
Paris - as the french will not submit to my demands unless i blow something symbolic up
The White House - see above but for the americans, actually, i was palnning to occupy it not level the place (and i will not declare war on the US....they will declare war on me because I will be a threat to their dominance...so I will be in the right here :P
Somewhere random - because blowing random stuff up is fun


technically I will not be evil per se, i actually believe uniting the world under my rule is the right thing to do

vote singo

[kongurous]

EVIL NAME: Jetheland the Evil
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Colin Ferrell, because I hate the Irish as much as the French
EVIL MISTRESS: none
EVIL PET: a bigass grizzly bear
EVIL TRADEMARK: a golden hammer and scycle
APPEARANCE: US naval admiral uniform
BASE LOCATION: the USS O'Bannon
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: Tomahawk cruise missiles
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: US Army standard issue equipment, except everyone has a Squad Automatic Weapon instead of the wussy M-16
SPECIALTY: Nukes
DEMANDS: Ownership of the North and South America continents and Israel.
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
1.Paris-Because I hate the French.
2.Dublin-see above except its the Irish.
3.Mecca-Because I'm a devout christian.

[KillJoY]

Mecca. Heh who would have thought.

EVIL NAME: KillJoY
EVIL MISTRESS: We will skip this one for now.
EVIL PET: White tiger.
EVIL TRADEMARK. A dark circuler head with sown together eyes and a sown together mouth. No nose, the sign of Satan on its forehead.
APPERANCE: Red and Black Power armor with duel missle launchers on both sides and a tank autocannon on one arm, the other with a sharp claw.
BASE LOCATION: Fiji Island.
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: A large mech.
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: White and Gray Power armor with duel missle launchers on both sides and a tank autocannon on one arm, the other with a sharp claw.
SPECIALTY: Armor and walking tanks to inhance a person.
DEMANDS: The world!
TOP THREE PLACES TO DESTROY AND WHY:
London. I'll show you Bloody!
Paris. To scare people.
Mecca, Isreal, and the place where ze Pope lives. The world would be better without religion.

[Ragnarox]

EVIL NAME: Sodran Sobec
EVIL MISTRESS: Ummm...what if were not interested?
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: No normal human can be within 500 feet of me unless I am executing them.
EVIL PET: Burmize Sea Snake
EVIL TRADEMARK: A pair of inverted crossed assault rifles, AK design if you please with a blood red octogon in the background.
APPERANCE: Cybernetic, but hard to tell, crimson red uniform lined with black (their my favorite colors too!) with a pair of black combat boots. Red and black deployable combat fold on helmet with black slits for eyes. Assault rifle on a strap slung around my neck and the rifle on the back side.
BASE LOCATION: Main bae on Centauri Prime, my empire spans the entire galaxy. Earth base in Siberia, but its a mobile base.
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: 20 Sun Crusher class Space Battleships armed with particle compressor atomic blasters capable of eliminating an entire solar system with one shot.
TROOP UNIFORM DESIGN: Many of their brains would be transplanted into armored war walkers and flyers so they are not limited by their frail physical bodies. Some commanders will be cyborgs.
SPECIALTY: Planetary Invasion and System Destruction. Space Warfare.
DEMANDS: The multiverse and the erradication of all religion, as it is the down fall of all civilizations. Oh, not to mention the complete destruction of the earth.
TOP THREE PLACES TO DESTROY AND WHY
Earth: Were done with it anyways.
The other human tribes out there: Humanity must learn its flaws and become Cymechs like my troopers.
Any planet that harbors a race that is a threat to me: Explaination in the demand, it must die if it threatens me.

[bluemicrobyte]

originally posted by fenguin:

If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord


My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
When I've captured my adversary and he says, ``Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?'' I'll say, ``No.'' and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say ``No.''
After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled ``Danger: Do Not Push''. The big red button marked ``Do Not Push'' will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
I will never utter the sentence ``But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.''
When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ``No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!'' (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have reduntant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say ``And here is the price for failure,'' then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
If an advisor says to me ``My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?'', I will reply ``This.'' and kill the advisor.
If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
If the beautiful princess that I capture says ``I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say ``Oh well'' and kill her.
I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
If my advisors ask ``Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?'', I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk ``Project Overlord'' and leave it lying on top of my desk.
I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. ``Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse.'' Instead it will be more along the lines of ``Push the button.''
I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

[Kazansky]

Did I mention you can make more than 1 evil genius??

EVIL NAME: Krovin the Black
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Tatiana the red whore
EVIL MISTRESS: none
EVIL PET: Boris the Bear
EVIL TRADEMARK: Ancient Varangian symbols of evil
APPEARANCE: Black armor with red skeleton-like trimmings. Long brown hair and beard
BASE LOCATION: Once I have leveled Novgorod with my powerful Varangian magic, I will live there!
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: Varangian black magic
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: Undead skeletons in black platemail.
SPECIALTY: Cannibalistic reigns of terror reminiscent of Prince Vlad Dracul.
DEMANDS: Lots and lots of human breasts and napes. (I hear the breasts taste really sweet for some reason.)
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
- Novgorod (As the former Varangian capital, I will need it for my base.)
- Brasov, Transylvania (I will not allow my RIVALS to share my food.)
- Japan (I just feel like it, even though you can't get good breastmeat from Japan...)

[KillJoY]

Oh lol. I'll have to post here again later I have to get off.

[Modred]

EVIL NAME: Henry
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: George G.
EVIL MISTRESS 1: Catherine
EVIL MISTRESS 2: Anne
EVIL MISTRESS 3: Jane
EVIL MISTRESS 4: Anne
EVIL MISTRESS 5: Kathryn
EVIL MISTRESS 6: Katherine
EVIL PET: none
EVIL TRADEMARK: Creating own religion.
APPEARANCE: Large. Wears overly flourished garments with much lace and embroidery.
BASE LOCATION: London
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: Axe
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: Similar to my own, minus capes and all blue with white.
SPECIALTY: Getting my own way.
DEMANDS: A son!
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
-Vatican City (that Pope did always stand in my way)
-Cleves (EVIL MISTRESS #4 was horrendously ugly, should execute George for this hookup...)
-The Globe (not my fault the idiots can't fire a cannon properly while mocking me...)

[Zeltaris]

EVIL NAME: Zeltaris the Zeltz0r
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Fenguin
EVIL MISTRESS: Fenguin [o_O don't ask]
EVIL PET: Fenguin
EVIL TRADEMARK: A happy face mask. Nobody has ever seen his real face
APPEARANCE: A huge robe which flaps in the wind
BASE LOCATION: The Anahuac Plateau Fortress, in southern Mexico
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: The Ban Cannon
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: Freaky oddballs with huge robes, just like mine and crowns which they all sport for no apparent reason
SPECIALTY: Overwhelming the world with the unnerving randomness and chaos inherent to Mexico.
DEMANDS: Texas, Utah, California, New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado as well all of China's rice supply
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
- Venezuela (Because they have funny accents)
- The Moon (It blocks my view)
- The Sun (It's useless, really. I mean, it comes out in the day, when we don't need it. It should be out at night, when it's all dark and cold >_>)

[xodkrm]

Evil Name: Phd. Dr. Hardass

Evil Servant: Softass

Evil Misstress: N/A

Evil Pet: Super polished AK-47 made of diamond

Evil TradeMark: a racoon

Base Location: Centre of NewYork

weapon of mass destruction: a set of suicide bombing jets with big nukes

Demands: $97,847,263,477 AND 13 cents in MEXICAN MONEY in PENNIES!!!!!!MUHAHHAHAH

Top 3 places to destroy and why:
1.Center of new york!!!!!
2. NEW YOrk!!!
3. Near New YORK!!!!
lol (don't ask me why iim obsessed with NY)

[JenJen]

well i dont have the time to do this and i don't know who i'd be, but AJ gave me a book called How to be a Villain. : )

[Kazansky]

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[singo]

new villain

Name: The Iron Saviour

Appearance: A giant space-battleship with my living brain plugged into its systems to allow full control over the ship

Evil Mistress: Could be a difficult one given the fact I am fifty miles long and made of metal :P

Evil Trademark: Simply the fact I am a huge battleship with laser cannons, mass drivers and ion beam guns should be distinctive enough

Base Location: Inside the heavily armoured inner sanctum of the SAVIOR

Minions Uniform Design: Minions? I need no minions!

Weapon of mass destruction: 15 thousand TeraWatt Ion beam turrets


Places to Destroy

Any and all space agencies - no-one gets into space without my express permission and/or swearing loyalty to me.

Paris - okay, I just dont like the french

Anywhere that may try and attack back

[kongurous]

Name:Emma the Spam Queen

Appearance:the most beautiful and powerful queen ever to life, wear's full platemail armor

Evil Mistress:I am my own mistress

Evil Trademark:an arm clutching a can of spam with 5 soviet stars making a pentagonal shape around the arm

Base Location:Edinburgh, Scotland

Minions uniform:full platemail armor with no helmet

Weapon of mass destruction:spam-cannons full of spam

Places to destroy:
1.Paris-I REALLY hate the French
2.Otawa-I hate the Canadians just as much
3.Dublin-I also hate the Irish just as much.

[KillJoY]

Next EVIL guy

Name: Brozakumarimacentaserantuvankenlimmanahc Que.
Servant: Crazy Lady #1.
Mistress: Grace Abel. This lady is damn evil!
Pet: Huge Scorpion!
Appearance: Imagin a man with no cloths on.... Now picture the opposite. Thats me. But not really. A death knight. Who has a kickass helmet. And a cool sword. And really f*****g powerful sword. Which will also be cool looking. And even more kickass than my helmet.
Trademark: My kickass sword.
Minions: Crazy Lady #2, Crazy Lady #3, Crazy Lady #4, Crazy Lady #5, Crazy Lady #6, Crazy Lady #7, and so on and so forth. Up to # 500,000. And those are just the Captains. The troops are skeletons with a shield and a sword. Up to 5000,00000,000000.
Base Location: Where Texas will be in 3500 years from now.
Weapon of Mass Destruction: My kickass sword.
Places to Destroy:
Every place I choose to destroy.
Great Britan: Main power back then
Saudi Arabia: They get really smart later.
Germany: They are really barbaric in these times.

[Calibur]

Name: What my essence can not be defined by a petty line of text.
Servant: The universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress: The Universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pet: THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Appearence: What my essence can not be defined by petty form, the mere contemplation of my very being could rip apart the threads which bind a mortal mind.
Trademark: Saying weird random statements such ass <hey babe if I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me> or <If it weren't for ketchup then hitler would have won WWII and we'd all be wearing hats with pointy horns on them> or <THe universe is mine!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!>
Minions: Any being to ever have has or ever will exist!!!!!!
Base Location: THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
Weapon of mass Destrution: Weapons pfft... by the mere blink of an eye worlds crumble like cookies beneath my wrath, see their goes another one (I should really learn to control that blinking.)
Places to Destroy: Why destroy when you can control!!!!!! Oh yes now I remember why, ha ha ha look at those fools burn, burn you fools, BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(As you can see I put alot of thought into the making of my evil super villain.)

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Change your Mistress to "Ms. Universe", unless the other half is also "your mistress". Interesting tastes you've got there...

[Calibur]

Hey thats none of your damn buisness
*Room stares at Calibur

What???? it ain't

[Dezzick]

EVIL NAME: Deezed
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Someone with big boobs
EVIL MISTRESS: Someone with even bigger boobs
EVIL TRADEMARK: the chaingun of DOOM!!!
APPEARANCE: see avvy
BASE LOCATION: Somewhere
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: anything possible
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: see avvy
SPECIALTY: anything incvolving killing
DEMANDS: money, beer, people with big boobs.
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
-Fort Knox - The Money!!!
-The last bastion against by will - bit obvious
-The Heros house/palace/hovel/bungalow - so no-one opposes me.

[KillJoY]

Wow deezed. You'd be damn ugly.

Wouldn't you blow up the money if you destroyed it? Wouldn't you!?

Having big boobs isn't always a good thing. Personally I'd rather someone who was more athletic. Stronger. Not straining to see over her bigass boobs.

*Thinks of other crappy ways to contridict Deezed.

[singo]

NAME: Bigbeard

APPEARANCE: Eyepatch, scar, huge beard, silly hat

EVIL TRADEMARK: the word YARRRR!

BASE LOCATION: The good ship "fuckin get in there!"

TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: just general piraty stuff ya know

MINIONS, brainwashed sailors - no risk of unpleasantness like mutiny then

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION: No contest, cannon all the way "FULL BROADSIDE!"

DEMANDS: The contents of your ships hold, any and all personal valubles, and all your alcoholic consumeables

TOP 3 PLACES....
Naval bases - to stop anyone hunting me down
Commercial shipping ports - no point raiding ships one at a time, ya gotta think big
An oil rig - Ive always wanted to see one of them blow up

[t3trino]

NAME:t3trino
TRADEMARK:my nickname symbol
BASE LOCATION:inside an active volcano
WMD:long range antimatter launcher
MINIONS:idiots thinking theyre working 4 bush
DEMANDS:lots n lots n lots n lots n lots of, err... HARD DRIVE SPACE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
TOP3:warboards.org!
cia hq stealing info
stuffing my face near d fridge

[Kazansky]

NAME: Kulakov
TRADEMARK: The Red Fist of Russia
BASE LOCATION: under the fuckin soil where nobody can see my gigantic base.
WMD: Satellite lasers.
MINIONS: mutant Russian soldiers (meh)
DEMANDS: All the money in fort knox and the United States federal banks.
TOP3:
Tokyo, Japan (Because they no speaka Engrishdeska)
Hokkaido, Japan (I wanna see how island-based Japs scream for mercy)
Hiroshima, Japan (If my other character doesn't get 'em, this guy will. :D)

[singo]

dont you think hiroshima's had enough big explosions for a while?

[t3trino]

yeah, forget missiles, just decimate the place using a laser barrage :laser:

[singo]

PLASMA CANNONS!

not pansy lasers

[Dr_Inferno]

EVIL NAME: Dr. Inferno (bland, but fits the bill)
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Eric the half a bee
EVIL MISTRESS: A nameless female that I keep locked in an alchemy vat
EVIL PET: Buddy, the Satanic dog that tried to kill Eric
EVIL TRADEMARK: A black trenchcoat with flames on it
EVIL APPEARANCE: Standard villain look, except various burn marks from some of my previous "experiments" (they don't call me Dr. Inferno for nothing)
EVIL BASE LOCATION: My evil basement (there's a dartboard and everything!)
EVIL WMD'S: severed human heads stuffed with plutonium and set on fire.
EVIL TROOPS' UNIFORM DESIGN: since my troops are small robots with huge guns, they really don't need any clothing covering their steel shells.
EVIL SPECIALTY: Unleashing a horde of deathtanks when the Earrth least expects it.
EVIL DEMANDS: Who needs demands? I'm destroying the Earth for the fun of it.
EVIL TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
1. The moon (just for a warning)
2. MENSA (damn smart people...)
3. Everything else (except for my base)

[kongurous]

Name: Antigonos the Cyclops
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: Zeltaris
EVIL MISTRESS: Kerrigan
EVIL PET: Zeltaris
EVIL TRADEMARK: the SLA insigna
EVIL APPEARANCE: I'm a robot with Scarab Guns with 3 bayonet attachments and a rocket launcher built into it for arms.
EVIL BASE LOCATION: Oak Ridge, TN(dont ask)
EVIL WMD'S: the Scarab Gun from Halo 2
EVIL TROOPS' UNIFORM DESIGN: Atlas-class assault 'Mechs and Mad Cat Mk. II-class assault 'Mechs
EVIL SPECIALTY: Using the "Spam-Cannon", a semi-nuclear artillery piece with 100 barrels, hence the name.
EVIL DEMANDS: Make me queen of the world.
EVIL TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
1. Moscow (I like the sight of fire on snow.)
2. Illinois (I hated naval training there.)
3. Wherever the hell TheXenon is. (Because I don't like him.)

[FeralKhan]

Name: Dr. Khan (why not?)
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: N/A, I tend to change my servant(s) very often. I think it might have something to due with my huge tendency to arbitrarily torture and kill people anywhere near me. My psychiatrist (err, psychiatrists, I have a problem with them too) state(s) that very often to me. Oh well, can't be that bad.
EVIL MISTRESS: I also tend to rotate between mistresses. Stange.....
EVIL PET: Once again, I do not keep the same pet very long. What I can say is that most of them were genetically augmented animals with cybernetic implants.
EVIL TRADEMARK: My evil trademark is an insignia displaying my face. In it, I am smiling with a full tooth smile and with a huge cigar in my mouth.
EVIL APPEARANCE: I stand 6 feet tall and weigh 456 lbs. I possess about 5% body fat and have 34 inch biceps with an 97 inch chest. My left arm is a prosthetic robo arm that can either fire balls of antimatter at my enemy (well, actually anyone standing around me) or simply set them on fire with a good old fashion flamethrower. Oh yeah, I always have a huge cigar in my mouth.
EVIL BASE LOCATION: Orbiting 210,345 miles above the earth in a huge citadel in the sky that looks like my face
EVIL WMD: the usual
EVIL TROOP UNIFORM DESIGN: Tutus, it confuses the enemy
EVIL SPECIALTY: none, ready to go wherever whenever
EVIL DEMANDS: Wanting to get my face chiselled into Mount Rushmore, besides the ever so bland goal of world domination.
EVIL TOP THREE PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
1.) The US (they are in my way.....)
2.) Warbords (they are also in my way.....)
3.) France!!! (I would not be able to resist, not for a second, no way!!!)

[t3trino]

if ur 6"0' n have a 97 inch chest guess how u'd look like

[Protoss_Honor]

EVIL NAME: Jack Evilgeniuson
EVIL SLAVE/SERVANT: none (can't trust them)
EVIL MISTRESS: None (same as above)
EVIL PET: Petrie the gold fish j/k Ratscale the snake
EVIL TRADEMARK: Dark archon gif
APPEARANCE: like a dark archon without the red glowy stuff (its a hologram with forceshield to keep in place that never fails)
BASE LOCATION: the planet MAD
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION: my sense of humor or my smell
TROOPS UNIFORM DESIGN: clothes with my shadow on them
SPECIALTY: making people go crazy with my bad jokes
DEMANDS: $100,000,000,000,000
TOP 3 PLACES TO DESTROY FIRST AND WHY:
-wherever im not (is the reason obvious?)
-next place im not (is it still obvious?)
-third place im not (still obvious?)

[iHawk]

Evil Name:Bobular the 3rd
Evil Slave:Why have just one?
Evil Mistress:I dunno. position open no traitors
Evil Trademark: Flaming sheep
Appearance: A grunt in a GIANT WAR MECH LIKE DEAL MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha
Base location: Under the great pyramid so I can launch my space ships up through it.
Weapon of mass destruction: The SDF 1, 2 and 3 from robotech the macross saga. A flaming sheep launching cannon and the flying sauscer from idependance day.
Troop uniform: No uniform just casual so no one can steal a uniform and pass as a gaurd.
Specialty:ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!!!!! and throwing flaming sheep at people.
Demands: Canada, Egypt, Mexico, Japan, Russia, the moon, Mars, and pluto.
Top 3 Places to destroy and why.
1: the white house because I want to use my flying sauscer first.
2: Broadway because showtunes drive me crazy.
3: France because I wanna see the Eifel Tower melt.