Graeme
03-10-2004, 9:32 PM
Well, I was fooling around with photoshop for a while last night, just working with some filters and lighting effects (None of the below is bevelled, it's just lighting effect if you're wondering). Eventually I got around to making an actual picture, and I realised something.
Yes . . . yes indeed. My picture sure did look like a sperm. So then I got around to thinking . . . hey, let's make this guy look spiffy, and give him an enemy of sorts. I thought for a while, and logically the first thing that came to mind, as the sperm's arch-enemy is the egg.
So then I thought . . . "Hey, I don't want to make this too kinky, so let's see if we can't add a tinge of nerd humour: something that may make it look even SPIFFIER" - I know, at this point, you're either thinking:
*Hey, Radlin, dude, how can you make this already awesome idea any spiffier?
OR
*Show me the goddamned picture already!
Anyway, I thought of the little sperm dude, and I realized he looked kind of like a spacecraft. And what better space movie than Star Wars, which was my inspiration for the sperm's arch-enemy - the egg, to portray such a scene!? I don't even think I have to ask that question. I think I've stumbled upon something, something so pure that it will sweep the nation. Mixing Star Wars, and Sex!
So without further ado, my interpretation of sexual intercourse (this would be why the name of the thread is just "my interpretation . . . ". I realized if I put the entire title, I might excite some of the other posters, and I really didn't want to do that, because this idea . . . is too pure for that.). Here you are folks! Hope my internet/hosting for the picture doesn't cut now eh? Otherwise you would have read this entire thing for nothing! Hahaha, so I should probably get to the picture!
http://24.112.153.191:1024/SI.jpg
Yes . . . yes indeed. My picture sure did look like a sperm. So then I got around to thinking . . . hey, let's make this guy look spiffy, and give him an enemy of sorts. I thought for a while, and logically the first thing that came to mind, as the sperm's arch-enemy is the egg.
So then I thought . . . "Hey, I don't want to make this too kinky, so let's see if we can't add a tinge of nerd humour: something that may make it look even SPIFFIER" - I know, at this point, you're either thinking:
*Hey, Radlin, dude, how can you make this already awesome idea any spiffier?
OR
*Show me the goddamned picture already!
Anyway, I thought of the little sperm dude, and I realized he looked kind of like a spacecraft. And what better space movie than Star Wars, which was my inspiration for the sperm's arch-enemy - the egg, to portray such a scene!? I don't even think I have to ask that question. I think I've stumbled upon something, something so pure that it will sweep the nation. Mixing Star Wars, and Sex!
So without further ado, my interpretation of sexual intercourse (this would be why the name of the thread is just "my interpretation . . . ". I realized if I put the entire title, I might excite some of the other posters, and I really didn't want to do that, because this idea . . . is too pure for that.). Here you are folks! Hope my internet/hosting for the picture doesn't cut now eh? Otherwise you would have read this entire thing for nothing! Hahaha, so I should probably get to the picture!
http://24.112.153.191:1024/SI.jpg