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singo
01-20-2005, 3:23 PM
Well, after saying sober for three weeks *twitches* tommorow I am going to re-enter my natural state with the aid of super-lager. for those who have not encontered this drink before or cannot work it out from the name it is an over strength lager of around 9-10% and tastes RANK!

but, and this is important, it gets you WHAMMED


the plan itself goes by the name of the centurion.

One hundred shots of the superlager in one hundred minuites, on the minuite, every minuite. loath as I am to drink beer out of anything that is not a bottle or a pint glass this seems to be the best way to drink more than five cans of the stuff (proper sized cans, 500ml not pansy american cans of a mere 330ml). on account of downing five pints of the stuff is enough to put most people under the table. and this works out at 5.6 cans (or 5.4 i cant remember)..with the obligatory half can chug to finish the sixth.


Just thought you may wish to know of this, the latest in a long line of quests to get as legless as possible in as short a period of time as feasable

ahh who am i kidding, no you dont do you? :P


legal notice.....
please dont drink and get me into trouble if you are a minor

hammocksleeper
01-20-2005, 5:32 PM
"the centurion?" wtf is that. It's called the Century Club.

Rush starts tonight so I'm gonna get hammered too

singo
01-21-2005, 6:33 PM
YARRRRRRR!


im legless!

singo
01-21-2005, 7:51 PM
hmm....

okay - it wont let me edit my post so i have to say YAR!

six cans of welliedness later i am ever so slightly wasted.

i have vomited all over my back yard and will have pics available as sooon as i can remember how but hey! im fooked!


this has to be the most pointless postery EVER!

GO ME¬!""£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Modred
01-21-2005, 9:17 PM
Congrats singo. I find it strange that both you and Myst post drunken threads...within such a short time.

Mattimeo
01-21-2005, 10:41 PM
*sigh* you people dissapoint me.

~Don't Panic

EDIT: Or dissapoint even....

hammocksleeper
01-22-2005, 2:57 AM
yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Schwitzer
01-22-2005, 4:48 AM
Oh yeah... I remember the 100 shots in 100 minutes... fun times. Did you do this with mates, or did you just do it alone and come post about it... ?

singo
01-22-2005, 9:28 AM
with mates - im not a sad lonely drunk you know....yet :D


and I apologise for my atrocious spelling/coherency in any and all posts I made last night

Killphill
01-22-2005, 9:14 PM
Lol, whenever the weekend comes around, so do the threads about being drunk.