Game reviews to make you giggle

[Schwitzer]

CheeseChild from the StarCraft backstabbing site icantlose (http://www.icantlose.com) has been a busy little whacko and churned out some rather amusing reviews:

Most recently, Mario's Early Years - Fun With Numbers (http://www.icantlose.com/phpnuke/html/modules.php?name=Reviews&rop=showcontent&id=36). This is an absolute pissa.

Not as recent or funny, Dragon - The Bruce Lee Story (http://www.icantlose.com/phpnuke/html/modules.php?name=Reviews&rop=showcontent&id=35)

And of course, for those who missed the link from StarCraft.org (http://www.starcraft.org) a couple of weeks back, there's even a StarCraft (http://www.icantlose.com/phpnuke/html/modules.php?name=Reviews&rop=showcontent&id=34) review.

Thank you, and good night.

[Jedi_Templar]

http://www.ninjapirate.com/games.html

Starcraft

Starcraft rules. Here is proof:
http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/starcraft3.jpg


When you do a google image search for starcraft,
this is the first picture that comes up. Enough said.

No matter what I say about anything, keep in mind that Starcraft is king. Everyone knows that.

Have you ever played a Korean at Starcraft? They dominate you ever time. There is no hope for anybody when one of them slinkers joins the game. You know he's Korean because his name will be something like "[MuShU]-xauxau" and no matter what you say, he'll respond using only the top row of the keyboard; "^^" or "-___-;;" or "()()=====D"
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This guy rules. He's kind of like Maddox, but he loves Starcraft. Which is always good.

[Aqo]

oh my.... that review was the best read I had ever since the text about god in SEN... it was just plain awesome...

Terran Units:

Marine
Fire Marine
Ghost Marine
Desert Marine
Submarine
Marine Marine
Russian Super Extreme Airplane Admiral


Protoss Units:
Fat flying banana...
there were more but they aren't important.
We can all learn a valuable lesson from Starcraft. The first part of this lesson is that Starcraft is a horrible game. But the more important lesson is that every person, from the lowest Zerg porridge imp to the greatest Protoss gargantuan flying banana, is a precious flower with dreams and hopes and love and caring and integrity and sense of humor and all of the other "life skills" that were on the inspirational poster in Ms. Fuddleworth's fourth grade classroom where I learned how to be the excellent beacon of hope for humanity that I am today. Always remember that it is not necessarily the person who kills the most people who is the winner of the game of Starcraft or life. The winner is the person who first accuses his opponent of hacking and reports him to blizzard.


ahh that was goood...

[Mtank]

haha...the starcraft one ruled...

[peace_machine]

heh... sounds like some peoples are taking a little offence to that review...

Pretty damn funny!

[DARKSLAYER456]

porridge monsters ahahha this guys pretty funny

[Basan]

Seen the SC review already. :tup:
Now I'm just gonna check Mario's... never liked that game. :devil:

[singo]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahaheheheheahahahahaha


best...review...EVER!

[LinkTheGameFreak]

very nice- we used "Mario's early years:fun with numbers" in my first JAD comic... memories... http://carnagep.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/JAD2PiratingGames.GIF

[Valjean]

I liked everything about the Starcraft review except for one thing: He thinks Starcraft came out after WC3?!

[Moser]

The StarCraft one is classic.

[Sikawtic]

LOL! that was funny. "meatloaflisk" o_O

[kongurous]

I have two questions for CheeseChild:What the hell arw smoking, and can I have some of it?

[Schwitzer]

I liked everything about the Starcraft review except for one thing: He thinks Starcraft came out after WC3?!
He's joking about that, obviously.

[Sirion]

The StarCraft one owns!!! Big bananas, meatloafisk, LOL!!!