Windows executable as CGI

[Fenguin]

Is there a way to run a Windows executable file (.exe) as a CGI script on a shared, no-shell-access server? I'm trying to install MimeTeX onto my shared server; however, it keeps on thinking that the .exe isn't a server application but a downloadable executable file. I've set permissions on both the folder and the file to be Executable by all users, but it still doesn't work. Anyone have any ideas?

Thanks a lot!

Edit: Forgot to specify: the server is IIS6/Windows Server 2003.

[WeekendLazyness]

Yes, but your human brain is too feeble and stupid to comprehend the colossal amount of knowledge required to understand the delicate intricacies of server administration.

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