9 Things I Hate About Certain People...

[MacG]

THIS IS A EMAIL. NOT ME



9 Things I Hate About Certain People...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking
for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the
tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place
you look". Of course it is..
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you
see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something
before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the
fuck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
dumass?
you Fuckn' stooooopid?

Care ta share your reasons ??

[Doombringer64]

After I've had a bad day the people who say "Tommorrow is another day." Gee I saw the sun going down, and I thought that was it. You mean there's more?

[Demon_Child]

People making threads about how they hate it when certain people do/say certain things.


Sorry. Nothing personnal. :(

[Mtank]

ooo Macs in a bad mood...here: have a banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
which reminds me..*points at watch* do you have the time?

[Dark_Soul74]

People that think you did something wrong because you are happy.(Nurse)
People that lie to get you or a friend in trouble.(Bus driver)
People that are mean and unfair to you and expect you to be friendly(Assistant principal)
People that act like they have no memories of an event(Algebra teacher)
People that act fake when they have to make a good appearance(Assistant principal, algebra teacher)
People that think people are being lazy and it is their fault, when in actuality, they are a busy person and the other one is lazy, not trying to set up anothing.(Then my brother gets mad when he gets a bad grade in his band class :bigsmile:)
People that say "Would you like fries with that?" when you order fries.

[Valjean]

People that go to war with Iraq. ;)

People that sing "Happy Birthday" on your birthday. Seriously, they all need to burn in hell. =P

Girls that say that they're fat...-_- seriously, they need to be locked in a room of people who are actualy fat.

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That's all I can think of now....=P

[Schwitzer]

People that say "Would you like fries with that?" when you order fries.
I like those people, because I'm getting some delicious fast food whilst being content in the knowledge that all those dickheads that annoyed me in school will never get further in life than flipping burgers, just like said "would you like fries with that?" person.

[Staind]

I hate it when people whine about things that don't matter.

[Valjean]

I hate people that whine about whiners. =P

[Dark_Soul74]

I like those people, because I'm getting some delicious fast food whilst being content in the knowledge that all those dickheads that annoyed me in school will never get further in life than flipping burgers, just like said "would you like fries with that?" person.
Well, yeah, they do make you happy, in a malicous sort of way.

[Firehawk]

I hate people whose initials are G.W.B.

[ZeroDarkStar]

8. When people say "life is short".
What can you do that's longer?

Be dead.

[Mordecai2k]

i hate people.

[Valjean]

I hate people whose initials are G.W.B.
I hate people whose initials are G.H.W.B. ;)

[OboeGuru]

4. When people say "it's always the last place
you look". Of course it is..
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
ass!

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something
before it.
You've interpreted that saying wrong. It supposed to mean that it's always in the most obvious place, which would be that last place you would look because no one ever thinks that it's in the most obvious place.

Technically, if the product has been improved, it is new because the product in its improved form has never been on the market before.

Pwned. :p :)

I hate people that misinterpret phrases. ;)

I also hate people who have usernames that sound like animal names but aren't. jk!

[Carnage]

Seen these before. :P

[Valjean]

I also hate people who have usernames that sound like animal names but aren't. jk!
Stop that! Your karma is going down!! O_o

[OboeGuru]

I was referring to different member. ;)

Naw, you're cool Werewolf, you put up with a lot of my crap. +3.14159265 to your personality in the rating thread. :D

[Staind]

I hate people that whine about whiners. =P
I hate people that whine about whining whiners.

[Valjean]

I hate people that use words like whine, whining, or whiners 3 times in a sentance. =P

[Mordecai2k]

i hate you.

[Valjean]

that you do. =P

[Battlecruiser]

man that was a funny list macg

[ZeroDarkStar]

i hate people.

Then you're in the wrong place, buddy.

[Fenguin]

I hate people who give the tuning A in Full Orchestra. :D

[OboeGuru]

I hate people that unjustly are a chair ahead of my in band. Damn playing tests....

[Graeme]

I hate how the clarinets in my band can never play in unison.

[Fenguin]

I hate people that use words like whine, whining, or whiners 3 times in a sentance. =P
Dost thou hate yourself? :ninjal: :ninjar:

[Duddits]

I hate people who say that they are right but know they are wrong. Then when you try to tell them they'll wrong, they're like shut up, shut the hell up, or just don't listen and threatin (or do) hit you in the face.... (DAD! FUCKING BASTURD)

[MacG]

Uh... I should of said this wasn't my own typing... I got it off a email...

[Graeme]

Uh... I should of said this wasn't my own typing... I got it off a email...

Haha, I'm sure most of us assumed that. I've seen it before myself, so it wasn't anything new for me :P.

[Battlecruiser]

Uh... I should of said this wasn't my own typing... I got it off a email...

yeah you should of. Most people thought it was what you said.

[Mattimeo]

I swear, i've seen at least the first one on maddox's site before.....

[dunchy]

People that say "Would you like fries with that?" when you order fries.

I thought they said "Would you like to supersize that?"

[Doombringer64]

I thought they asked if you wanted an apple pie with that.

[Dark_Soul74]

I'd ask if they wanted salt or ketchup, but that's just me.

[Staind]

I hate people that use words like whine, whining, or whiners 3 times in a sentance. =P
Bah. you win, I guess we both hate ourselves.

[Fenguin]

I hate people who beg to do gov homework with you and five minutes later, they log off and never log on again. :(

COUGH RoP COUGH

[Duddits]

You should really take something for that cough. Flu's goin' round.

[OboeGuru]

I hate people that don't like wine.

What's not to like? There are plenty of wines with a fruity flavor, it has a higher alcohol content than beer, it comes in attractive bottles, there are different kinds for different occasions...

Yum, wine.
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Yeah, you might want to see about that, Fengy. You might start coughing up something dark red...
COUGHfontfacecolorforseniormodsCOUGH
See, now you've got me doing it, it's contagious!

[Fenguin]

I hate people who say "you might want to see about that, Fengy." I also hate people who post in almost-invisible font so I don't know whether they were trying to post invisibly or just trying to trick me. :D

COUGHOboeCOUGH :ninjar: :ninjal:

[Duddits]

Wait... posts invisibly. *thinks; is stumped*

Eh. I need sleep.

[Mordecai2k]

I hate fat kids who talk about how they're trying to lose weight in public while they eat a plate of french fries. those fuckas need to taste my foot

[SSA_Ultimasheep]

i hate everyone else in the band i used to play with because they were no talent hacks and i was he only one who practiced and without me they sound like crap!:tu: :tu: :tu:

[Duddits]

Duddits hates people who posts in the third person. He also hate hypocrits.

[RoP]

I hate people who cough phrases. They should die, those gay bastards. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Fenguin.

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jk. You have nice parents. And I know you like girls.

[SterlingRat]

The origional list was part of one of George Carlin's standup routines, before someone put it on an email and sent it around. I believe it was in his 2nd book, as well.

I have also recieved, via email, routines origionated by: Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Adam Sandler, Larry the Cable Guy, Lewis Black and Garrison Keilor. Without fail the emails did not live up to the original.

I hate people that steal routines from a standup comic to email around so they can appear to be funny... (This does not include the originator of this thread, who stated quite clearly he got this via email and did not take credit himself)

[TheGreatBrain]

I hate people who say "Youda man!"
I also hate any teenager who rebells for the sake of rebelling. You're not cool, okay? Enough.
I also hate people who take Bill O'Reilly seriously. This includes the man himself.

[Killphill]

I hate when people say: "There is no try, there is only do and not do."

[Mordecai2k]

i hate people who chew with their mouths open.

[Graeme]

I hate the saying, "A woman's work never ends".

No, really? Guess what, neither does a man's. For that matter, a transvestite's work probably never ends either. Suck it up, and just get your job done. ;)

[Mordecai2k]

i hate people who lick themselves and don't have enough courtesy to wash their hands before they touch someone or something someone else will touch. gr.

[Graeme]

Err . . yah, those damned people that lick themselves!

I mean . . . what the hell? Who would lick themself?

[Killphill]

I just hate people who lick themselves.

[Crion]

I hate.

[OboeGuru]

I hate parents that intrude on a perfectly good game of 10 fingers or spin the bottle, vis à vis the Group Interp/Contest Play cast party I was at last night.

[pixels]

I hate.
same here

[RoP]

I hate people who are really really really really really really really really cool.
cough me cough could

[Subjukator]

I dislike people using "can" when they instead should be using "may." And I hate the other person more who actually acknowledges that person who incorrectly used his/her words. But if the responding person says, "Can you?" its even more annoying.

I just don't know what I want thats all :(

[Carnage]

I hate thread necromancers. :P

[Whiteknight]

I hate people who bump threads. ;)

(To put yours in simple mans terms so that people can understand it)

[Mattimeo]

I hate people who hate people who hate people who bump threads :)

~Don't Panic

[Whiteknight]

I hate people who hate people :)

[Mattimeo]

well....

uh....

i hate....

i hate...

I HATE YOU!

~Don't Panic

[Carnage]

Why, Hair, why?! Why won't you return my calls! The baby is yours! <sob>

[E-x-E.cutioner]

hahaha that was funny!

[Seal]

I was referring to different member. ;) Don't say it.

[OboeGuru]

You weren't even a member when I made that statement, Hylje/Seal...

[Seal]

Good to hear that anyways ;)

edit: omg I broke the 30 sec limit >.<

[Duddits]

Ich hasse abin uber Sie!

[Ole-The-Murder]

I hate people who plays a sharp critic on you, then when you confront them they are like "Oh I don't care anymore."...cowards. And then people who "don't get it" - Stoners who don't understand you and think you don't make sense, then moves on to engaging people to diss you or whatever. Fuck them, I hate them! Burn in hell!!!!!!

[Eros]

Girls that say that they're fat...-_- seriously, they need to be locked in a room of people who are actualy fat.
Really -- same here. But the thing is, they really think that they ARE fat. I know way too many of them ~.~

That's a pretty funny email, too. A few got me laughing: two, four, and five.