Word from Maul *SHOCKING NEWS!*

[dunchy]

The bastards got a Girlfriend! Yeah, THE Maul! How do you figure that out huh? The one fellow that caused a sure ruckus over at the bf manages to snag himself a chick. Anyone from here that didn't have mod status remember the kid though, or am I just the only one?

[Dark_Soul74]

Uhhh.....Who?

[BlackHawk]

I remember him, isn't he here as Devodid or something?

And don't you remember the "nice guys finish last" article? ;).

[Schwitzer]

That article was "Nice guys finish last", I belive.

Maul is actually quite a resonable and friendly person as long as you do the right thing by him.

[MacG]

He got a gf, and...?

[dunchy]

I remember him, isn't he here as Devodid or something?

And don't you remember the "last guys finish last" article? ;).


Not Darth....just Maul ;)

[Darkeggy]

Why is the news that he got a gf amazing?

[wraizyr]

I've heard about him,sounds like an interesting guy,to say the least

[Mattimeo]

Gah! Is There No Justice In This World >_<

[BlackHawk]

That article was "Nice guys finish last", I belive.

Maul is actually quite a resonable and friendly person as long as you do the right thing by him.

Sheesh, you're like my dictionary, following me from thread to thread correcting any mistakes. Who needs a spell checker when I have Schwitzer around :).

[Valjean]

The people deprived of the Schwitzerness. ;)

[SoldierPrime]

Why is the news that he got a gf amazing?
dunchy must be jealous :shiftyr: :shiftyl: :ninjal: :ninjar:

[MacG]

dunchy must be jealous :shiftyr: :shiftyl: :ninjal: :ninjar:
:_pimp: Jealous fools go pimp them back!

[dunchy]

dunchy must be jealous :shiftyr: :shiftyl: :ninjal: :ninjar:


I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend. Too much money is required. Many chicks I would go for should have a label "Could be hazardous to your health" on the forehead.

[Dark_Soul74]

The people deprived of the Schwitzerness. ;)

Is Switzer up for rent or lease?

[Duddits]

Why is the news that he got a gf amazing?
This is just a theory... but I believe this is the reason:

http://www.piewars.com/images/dunchy_joint.jpg

[Demon_Child]

*bursts into laughter* Cute, Duddits. :)

[Valjean]

Is Switzer up for rent or lease?
Yes, at...

WEREWOLF'S USED SWITZER LOT!!!

several different kinds of cheap Switzers, all in one place! So many to choose from! Such low prices!

Get your Switzer...today!!

[dunchy]

This is just a theory... but I believe this is the reason...



Eewwww fat tummy! Black legs and hair of a 60+ year old damn that's hot!

[Dark_Soul74]

Yes, nice clearly unaltered image there, Duddits.

[Duddits]

Yes, nice clearly unaltered image there, Duddits.
Yea man. You should have seen him at that party... He was sooo wasteed ;)

[ZeroDarkStar]

I'm a assuming that the decapitation line is from a dare at the party, right? ;)

[BlackHawk]

I'm a assuming that the decapitation line is from a dare at the party, right? ;)

No just his "I just got out of bed" look, once he's done all his makeup he looks like the regular dunchy.

[Duddits]

Eewwww fat tummy! Black legs and hair of a 60+ year old damn that's hot!
Not to mention a boner, I believe. Might just be a cup, but I doubt that :D

No just his "I just got out of bed" look, once he's done all his makeup he looks like the regular dunchy.
Or it is the "I'm going to have another beer so stfu" look... http://www.piewars.com/images/dunch.jpg --Orginal picture

I ought to take a picture of my toe and post it. I had surgery on it today... it looks all funky.

I just said funcky. Omg man... Vicoden may be working. It's almost like getting high, but a little different and without serious loss of motor skills.

[MacG]

Man, this thread is getting wierder and wierder...

[Duddits]

Man, this thread is getting wierder and wierder...
Dude... man hand is getting weirder and weirder... Whoa.

(BTW, it is prescribed... Wow... omg man. Check out the 'y' key. lol. Freaking awsome)

[MacG]

You high or something?

[Duddits]

Vicoden. I wouldn't exactly call it high, but I'l feelin pretty good right about now. Give it an hour and I'll be passed out right here on the computer, keyboard for my pillow.

Doctor perscribed it for mein toe. Had surgery, yup. I'm looking for my digital camera now. Why does it always seem to walk away when I'm chasing afer it?

[Graeme]

Chase it Duddits! Chase it! Only then will you be led to true bliss!

[Duddits]

Chase it Duddits! Chase it! Only then will you be led to true bliss!
I'm about to take a nice ol' pile of bliss in the toliet. Believe me when I say you don' want me to get a picture of that, buddy. That's even worse than scanning my ass.

[Graeme]

I've never been successful at scanning my ass, though I only tried . . . twice. It just never turned out right!

[Duddits]

I can't seem to find the picture I scanned, but I had the nice effect of a cheeck spread so my *censored*.

Nevermind that last part. I don't think ya'll want to konw the specifics. Anybody want me to take a picture of my ass then? I think I have likea birthmark on their or something.

[Mordecai2k]

Hot.-

[Dark_Warhawk]

Just goes and show you when people get desperate enough they will go for anything that pays attention to them

[Saffron]

Hey Dunchy, if you ever see that guy around, tell him I said congrats. I hope it's human though...:D

[Valjean]

Hot.-No, I am

Cold.-

*goes to get a blanket*

EDIT: Typo. O_o

[Ark-templarius]

Duddits, I mean it. Don't talk to me. Ever.. or I might have to kill you.

[Traken]

Ooh ooh... Can I do it for you Shini? ;)

[Valjean]

Duddits, I mean it. Don't talk to me. Ever.. or I might have to kill you.Hehe. Tenshi, look in creative concepts and find Pie Wars SP: The Calling. ;)

[Duddits]

Duddits, I mean it. Don't talk to me. Ever.. or I might have to kill you.
*adds checkmark* That would be number two. I might get up to five before Tenshi moves down from Youngstown or Zanesfield (or whereever you are) and Kick my ass down here in the country.

[Schwitzer]

What is it with your fascination with scanning your own arses?

[Valjean]

Hey! what are you doing out of the lot?! O_O