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Ark-templarius
03-05-2004, 12:52 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20040305/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_sexbomb&e=1
REUTERS

VIENNA (Reuters) - Austrian police called in a bomb squad when a pedestrian reported a buzzing package in a garbage can, but the object turned out to be a vibrator wrapped up with dirty movies and magazines, police say.



"The package was a green plastic bag wrapped in brown postal tape. Upon being touched, it turned out to be vibrating," police in the western Austrian town of Rankweil said in a statement about the Thursday incident.

The police patrol at the scene called in a bomb squad, which opened the package.

"The uncertain situation became less tense when it turned out the package contained a vibrator that was on as well as four pornographic video tapes and several magazines," the statement said.

Have a nice day. :)
Nuts
03-05-2004, 12:59 PM
Wasn't that also a scene in a movie? Seems familiar.
pixels
03-05-2004, 2:46 PM
LOL.

funnah shit
BlackHawk
03-05-2004, 4:14 PM
ROFL, if that were my garbage can I'd be SO embarrased. Can you just imagine that? The cops calling in a bomb squad to find a vibrater. Sheesh.
Graeme
03-05-2004, 4:53 PM
I wonder what the police did with the movies and the magazines ;).
Fenguin
03-05-2004, 4:53 PM
They kept them for "investigative purposes," of course. ;)


DC's note: You WOULD know that, wouldn't you? :p
BlackHawk
03-05-2004, 5:29 PM
Then they made copies, on DVD for better quality, before selling the first ones on EBay ;).
Schwitzer
03-05-2004, 7:10 PM
I know that bomb squads are used to delicate situations, but sheesh!
Doombringer64
03-05-2004, 7:11 PM
I wonder what the police did with the movies and the magazines ;). Better question, what did they do with the vibrator?
Duddits
03-05-2004, 7:46 PM
I donno about that, but I'm gonna guess it wasn't for 'investigative purposes'. But that is seriously gross to use other people sex toys. Ehh... What the hell am I talking about?
Schwitzer
03-05-2004, 9:22 PM
Sex toys are grotty to start with; using other peoples' is just wrong!
Semi
03-05-2004, 10:22 PM
lmao thats awesome!

Remember not to search through fenguin's trash. ;)
Duddits
03-05-2004, 10:34 PM
lmao thats awesome!

Remember not to search through fenguin's trash. ;)
Or his dirty socks o.O
OboeGuru
03-05-2004, 10:50 PM
Or his stacks of old mail, newspapers, etc.
ZeroDarkStar
03-05-2004, 10:52 PM
His real hiding place is under the ice. Don't deny it.
Duddits
03-05-2004, 10:55 PM
I just noticed Tenshi made this thread. *wonders why Tenshi is interested in vibrators*
Graeme
03-05-2004, 11:36 PM
*cough* Why wouldn't he be interested with vibrators? *end cough*

I mean, it's not like HE was using it. We all know there is some incredibly attractive girl that owned that vibrator at one time or another.
Duddits
03-05-2004, 11:50 PM
I mean, it's not like HE was using it. We all know there is some incredibly attractive girl that owned that vibrator at one time or another.
I know you're not talking about Shinigami. I know that he's all sechsy and all, but I don't think it is right for men to be using toys such as those. ;)
Graeme
03-05-2004, 11:53 PM
Key word: girl.
Duddits
03-05-2004, 11:57 PM
(note the sarcasm in the above post Rad ;) )Bah! I couldn't tell you different with everybody changing there sex online every which way.

I'm a guy though. I have proof and have found a digtal camera. I just don't think the guys (and maybe girls) would apperciate it. I believe I'm stating to hit the wall. I will be asleep with about 30 minutes. Yea.
Graeme
03-06-2004, 12:03 AM
I'm not exactly sure whether a pineapple can be male or female . . . but for our own sake, and the sake of the rest of the forumers, let's say I'm a guy :D.
Duddits
03-06-2004, 12:11 AM
Agreed.

Whoa.... GG. I am awake. I just dozed off and woke up for a minute. That's God's sign I guess. I might post a couple more, but goodnight!
Mordecai2k
03-06-2004, 1:10 AM
awesome, i love vibrators
Ark-templarius
03-06-2004, 10:39 AM
I mean, it's not like HE was using it. We all know there is some incredibly attractive girl that owned that vibrator at one time or another.
:bug:
Duddits
03-06-2004, 12:01 PM
awesome, i love vibrators
You scared me for a second. I forgot that you are not male, but a women! Vibrators are ok for you.
Valjean
03-06-2004, 12:41 PM
awesome, i love vibrators
and then a chatholic person enters the thread...
EdvardMunch
03-06-2004, 10:02 PM
Airport Security Officer: When a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Pedestrian: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a vibrator. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a vibrator... always use the indefinite article "a vibrator", never "your vibrator".
Pedestrian: I don't own...

/obligatory