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Dark_Soul74
12-04-2004, 5:23 PM
11/30/04 "ICH" -- Ottawa -- Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada's War Crimes Act. Vice-President Dick Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and television broadcast to the Canadian people immediately after the arrest. Part of the Prime Minister’s broadcast is included here: “This decision was not made lightly. But, it was also a decision that was impossible not to make. The United States is not outside the rule of law, and cannot expect to get an unlimited 'free pass'. This decision puts a grave strain upon both our nations, and I urge calm and restraint from our American neighbours, as well as from Canadians. I have met with the cabinet, and with our colleagues in the House. This is a time of great crisis for us as a nation. But as people, we will survive this test. Earlier I enacted the Emergency War Powers Act. This is necessary to guarantee our domestic security. This is not a time for panic, for lawlessness, for anything other than a responsible and sobre focus on what lies immediately ahead.”


Prime Minister Martin also said, “President Bush has been arrested under the Canadian War Crimes Act and the charges against him are being processed. He is being treated in accordance with the Geneva Convention and he will be treated fairly.”



Reports from the White House say there is absolute chaos as frantic phone calls and meetings are held to deal with this crisis.http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_14050.shtml

Too bad it's fake. :P

WeekendLazyness
12-04-2004, 5:38 PM
This is stupid. Canada would never do that. If they even tried, it would ruin Canada's relationship with the United States, and probably start a war. Then they would just be hypocrites.

Dark_Soul74
12-04-2004, 5:42 PM
That's the point of it being fake. >.<

You have to admit that would be a funny thing to happen to him, though.

BlackHawk
12-04-2004, 5:49 PM
At first I was like "Erm...thought I would have heard of this O.o" Did seem fake though, if we did do that we would be getting owned -.-

Funny though :)

WeekendLazyness
12-04-2004, 6:06 PM
I don't think it's that funny.

peace_machine
12-04-2004, 8:05 PM
http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_14050.shtml

Too bad it's fake. :P
Oh damn it >.<

Maybe if we put some cute bunny rabbits in his suitcase next time he goes to canada....

They would have no choice but to arrest him!

Stonehand
12-04-2004, 8:41 PM
Even if it is a fake, I still think it is funny!

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Dude, I see a "Thank you, Prez Bush" on the google ads, and it freaking me out X.x