WarBoards Fundraiser 2005 Calendar!

[Schwitzer]

[Edit: for those of you just tuning in, this is a joke. No such calendar exists. Sorry to spoil the fun but we'd rather not get questions about when ordering starts :) --Edgewize]

It's coming... it's awesome... it's us...

As a bit of a fun way to finance certain exciting developments in 2005, we've secretely been working on a nude calendar featuring your favourite WarBoards staff members. Wait a minute... did I say nude?! Yes! To make profits go up the pants came down.

Most of you don't even know what we look like; especially not in such detail! Don't worry; it's very tasteful with convenient Jim Beam bottles, baseball bats, tree branches and other accessories keeping this full-colour calendar PG-13.

See BSTRhino show us what those New Zealanders really get up to!
Laugh at dunchy play in the snow (almost no prop needed for this one!)
Gasp at the secret life of AJ (that boy loves leather)
Awe at the processing power of Neo's... er... server
And of course; how could a staff calendar be released without including Schwitzer, "Mr. March"?

Others starring include: Fenguin, Edgewize, Radlin, OboeGuru, Demon_Child, Shinigami and a special guest appearance by a certain retired
Super Moderator... :o

We're still sorting out pricing and payment details, so stay tuned for more information!

[Graeme]

^_^, trust me guys, the calendar is worth buying if not for DC's pic alone ;).

[TranquilNightElf]

Wheee...something to do late at nig.... I mean finally a decent calendar.. nothing more ^_^

[Dark_Soul74]

I'm hoping this isn't serious. ^^

[Markpyro]

Its serious DS. You better believe it.

Freaky. Just plain Freaky.

[Dezzick]

Schwitzer, You need brain surgery. and fast. (This is my 500th post, W000000ttt!!!!!)

[Ender]

You know, I've heard a lot of things about DC, Radlin but I don't know if anything is worth looking at your naked ass.

j/k

[Dark_Soul74]

Isn't it illegal for Radlin to be in it?

[Xenon]

I could stand behind a hill, or small mountain to cover my modesty... if ever you wanted to really sell out a calendar... ;)

[chibi]

I don't think im overly comfortable with seeing Graeme's naked bum in a calendar. I like being the only one to see it... ;)

[EdvardMunch]

This is how you punish us for not showing enough interest in WarBoards shirts?! (I don't remember if that's why the shirt idea fell through. Why did it die again?)

Oh well... I can already predict what the new avatar craze will be...

Can't we just have a WarBoards life calendar instead or something?

[Kaervek]

We need some sneak-previews, guys. At least of D_C ;)

[dunchy]

I was so nervous/drunk when those pictures were taken :o

[Sikawtic]

I think my parentz would get a little upset if a nudey calender showed up in my mail xD.
And I would have to use their credit card to order it... unless you guys take checks... which I would have to use theres... unless you take cash... ... ... ... ... so what did you guys say about some t-shirts?

[BSTRhino]

Yeah, I was kinda embarassed at first, but if you gotta do it, you gotta do it.

[Fenguin]

I think my parentz would get a little upset if a nudey calender showed up in my mail xD.
And I would have to use their credit card to order it... unless you guys take checks... which I would have to use theres... unless you take cash... ... ... ... ... so what did you guys say about some t-shirts?
I heard that they are shipped in unmarked brown envelopes. But of course I'm only a model, not the design/logistics committee.

[Dark_Soul74]

It's illegal to feature you guys, at least Radlin and BST.....

[Mattimeo]

I'd say wtf are you guys smoking but this thing is stickied. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?! O_o;;

~Don't Panit

[OboeGuru]

Actually, I don't think it was illegal where we shot it.
But then again, law isn't my thing, I could very easily be mistaken.

Fengy, we're thinking about making what kind of packaging it's shipped in to be an option.
Of course, the more nondescript/unobvious the package is, the more it'll cost. Sorry all, but that's capitalism. ;)

[mcflurry_1982]

i think we should go back to the t-shrit idea. i wasnt here for that but it sounds better than a calendar.

[Edgewize]

It's art, not pornography; since there is nothing overtly sexual about the images, it's not illegal for the other guys to be in it. And I have to say, it's done really tastefully. You should buy an extra one for your mother.

[Nahotnoj]

Um...


* Nahotnoj smiles and nods

[Dark_Soul74]

This is soooooo fake. :D

[Mattimeo]

It's not April 1st guys, it's not even december 1st. wtf is going on here?

~Don't Panic

[Calibur]

As long as we get to make fun of you guys afterwards I'll buy one.

Then make copies, go to New York and sell them to random people(perverts) on the street for profit.(completely violating the copyright laws.) :smirk:

[singo]

Then make copies, go to New York and sell them to random people(perverts) on the street for profit.well, ull make lotsa money on that, youre up to your tits in perverts in NY

but im not gona get one - not that transatlantic shipping is to expensive or anything....but its tio expenseribve

[Darkslayer633]

You know what this is just gonna work in reverse, meaning that looking at the pics will cause us to go blind and then we will be unable to acess the internet and unable to go onto warboards.org so you will lose members lol.

[Sikawtic]

i could just tell them that i'm ordering a calender, get a check and never show them... ^_^
Or... you could post an example... but then... that would ruin a month... herm.

[AJ]

Just got back from a week long meeting with the publishing company -- looks like we'll have a good sized inventory up for sale very shortly.

we're debating a collector's edition with a personalized enscription on the inside cover along with the signatures of the administration.

[Shinigami]

Most of you don't even know what we look like; especially not in such detail! Don't worry; it's very tasteful with convenient Jim Beam bottles, baseball bats, tree branches and other accessories keeping this full-colour calendar PG-13.
I don't think we have big enough props for my picture. :P

[Neo]

Don't forget the (stuffed) Moogles and Penguins...

Hehehe...

Hey does anyone have those Staff Initiation pictures? Wait... nevermind, I doubt those would be legal... uhm... anywhere.

-Neo

[Markpyro]

They've already made the decision, deal with it. Maybe we'll get T-shirts later.

[GrassDragon]

Hmm... naked mods...

Have you guys decided how much these are gonna cost? :P

[TheGreatBrain]

Man, I am so getting this. I'm not ashamed to say so.

And I'm also glad for the first time that I havn't been modded here. :)

Although I'm sure many people here are just chomping at the bit to see me in the buff.

[AJ]

I know I am.

And T-Shirts were just put on hold until we finalize a few more important network-related things. We'll get them more properly setup within a month or so, I'd imagine.

[Shinigami]

In the mean time, AJ's going to be... "busy" with the pictures.

[AJ]

indeed. quite right.

[Ark-templarius]

I thought I'd come back to post a bit of a teaser image of myself. It's not for the faint of heart. ;)

http://www.winter-wish.com/soule/images/zei/templarius_teaser-nude.jpg

[AJ]

drool? :p

[Mattimeo]

I thought I'd come back to post a bit of a teaser image of myself. It's not for the faint of heart. ;)

http://www.winter-wish.com/soule/images/zei/templarius_teaser-nude.jpg

What.... the...... FUCK???????

Apparently Tenchi has some kinda hitler-moon fetish or something.

/me is Weirded Out

~Don't Panic

[Schwitzer]

I thought I'd come back to post a bit of a teaser image of myself. It's not for the faint of heart. ;)

http://www.winter-wish.com/soule/images/zei/templarius_teaser-nude.jpg
You tease; that's not the picture I have ;)

[Neo]

drool? :p

:tup:

-Neo

[AJ]

a small teaser:
http://www.warboards.org/AJ/calendar/jan.jpg

[peace_machine]

a small teaser:
http://www.warboards.org/AJ/calendar/jan.jpg
o.0

¿

Who the hell would buy somehting like that....

So how much is the postage gonna cost me >.<

[XTERMIN8OR1]

What's gonna be next? WarBoards.org Dildo's?

:P

[Grom_Icecream]

Come on guys.... is it TRULY nude....


Or did you all leave your glasses on.

[Neo]

Don't diss my glasses. But no... we even took the glasses off!

-Neo

[Grom_Icecream]

Thats great Neo, Im in then.

Send me a copy, and i'll send you a cheque.

[Valjean]

Hmmm...nude warboards administration...

I'll have to think about this one. ;)

[Calibur]

If this works out, next year you guys should have surprise appearences from known members.

[singo]

If this works out, next year you guys should have surprise appearences from known members.
yeh, suprize them too - okay, taking nude pics without consent is slightly illegal but it would be funny

[Calibur]

yeh, suprize them too - okay, taking nude pics without consent is slightly illegal but it would be funnyLol

Yeah, watch your taking a dump in the can and all of the sudden you see a camara flash. Wouldn't that suck?


Smile, your nude picture has just been posted all over the internet. LOL

[Hunta]

I have yet to see this happen. Original and funny though :)

[Battlecruiser]

Hmmm... I go away for a weekend, and now I find out your selling nude calendars. Whats next?

[RoP]

Hmmm... I go away for a weekend, and now I find out your selling nude calendars. Whats next?

Warboards: Adult Edition, $19.95 per month.

[wraizyr]

Hmmm... I go away for a weekend, and now I find out your selling nude calendars. Whats next?
You go away for a week, and when you come back there's a hardcore prostitution ring involving regulars and the staff.

[Shinigami]

Warboards: Adult Edition, $19.95 per month.
$9.95 for staff, whoo! *Changes birthday so he's 18*

[OboeGuru]

I thought we weren't going to release that until Feng's legal? Whatever.

/me changes birthday to make self 18 as well.

[Protosschick99]

.......

That is so gross--Eww, lolz.

Honestly though, I have no idea what DC looks like so I'm kinda curious. I won't be buying this calander but I'd like to know how much it costs so I can send ya'llz some money anywayz. I come here often enough that I think I need to give into the WB community :)

[Neo]

Are yall seriouslly under 18 or something?

I coulda sworn there were a few of us 18+ staffers ;/

-Neo

[Schwitzer]

It took us longer than anticipated to get all the photos in because someone *cough* dunchy *cough* kept taking photos without any props (i.e. full frontal nudity).

Needless to say, I've seen more of dunchy than any man should have to... :(

[singo]

Lol

Wouldn't that suck?

BAD IMAGINATION, BAD!

hmm, sounds like an even better pic :P

[Cygnus]

Hmmm... will it be out in time for X-mas? Or will I have to wait until my birthday for this one!

[dunchy]

It took us longer than anticipated to get all the photos in because someone *cough* dunchy *cough* kept taking photos without any props (i.e. full frontal nudity).

Needless to say, I've seen more of dunchy than any man should have to... :(

Your jaw was open and you were dilated in the eyes. I wasen't even flexing during this shot, you should see the real shoot!

[raybAn]

I could pose, .....If ya want ;)
P.S; Is Chibi and PC included? Mehehehehheheh!

[OboeGuru]

It took us longer than anticipated to get all the photos in because someone *cough* dunchy *cough* kept taking photos without any props (i.e. full frontal nudity).

Needless to say, I've seen more of dunchy than any man should have to... :(

In all fairness, it wasn't too clear we needed props. I just happened to do mine that way, entirely by coincidence. ^_^ii

[Schwitzer]

Yeah, but let's not forget that dunchy was a wee bit too excited in one particular shot.

I'm still receiving counselling.

[raybAn]

From who? Your unathorized psychiatrist, your pseudo doctor friend, your split personality, figment of imagination, your mother, father, boyfr...girlfriend, mad psycholog, ME, or school consultant?

[Hawthorne]

I bet he's consulting with Buddah. ( After what he's seen I'd be consulting/praying with every god I could think of)
Good lick Schwitzer.... you're ognna need it.

[Calibur]

I bet he's consulting with Buddah. ( After what he's seen I'd be consulting/praying with every god I could think of)
Good lick Schwitzer.... you're ognna need it.
Woa, woa hold up!!!
What exactly does that mean?!?

[singo]

Woa, woa hold up!!!
What exactly does that mean?!?
i dont wanna know

[Schwitzer]

Good lick Schwitzer.... you're ognna need it.
Dr Freud would have a lot to say about that sentence.

[Mtank]

yet another mystery thread...naked staff members? has the administration gone insane? or has Fenguin finally got a say in matters? ;P

[Schwitzer]

yet another mystery thread...naked staff members? has the administration gone insane? or has Fenguin finally got a say in matters? ;P
Both.

[raybAn]

That was three alternatives, silly, not two! ;) (I.e. when saying "Both", you indicate there's just two to choose of) With a third alternative, it's called: "All triple!" then you go into a triangle.... (Bermudan, f.eg? That could be added to the calender! Good show!)

[TheBB]

I feel I've dropped out of the community a little lately, but when I sat down to read a few threads today, reading this one made me laugh so fucking hysterically you wouldn't believe me. If I didn't knew better I would say that today is april 1st because there really is no other day in the year when a post like this would've been made. The fact that a small forum like this releases nude pictures of the staff for profit is absurd in itself, but not anywhere near as surreal when I know half these people quite well ('well' as in good online relations) and I'm still seriously considering buying this thing.

Congratulations, you just made my day. =)

Makes me think back to when I made the the Starcraft Storyline Calendar btw. :P

[Cygnus]

BB's a little slow on the draw but he always gets the job done! :D

[Graeme]

BB's a little slow on the draw but he always gets the job done! :D

Well, 'almost' always gets the job done. You're forgetting Diplodocus ^_~.

[TheBB]

Mmm... Diplodocus is gonna get done someday. I'm just awaiting next semester when exams are once again a long time away and I can begin the process of ignoring them all over again. But life has gotten incredibly busier since I left the army, so don't expect me to sacrifice myself for everyone.

[raybAn]

But you would sacrifice yourself for anyone, RIGHT? ;)

[TheBB]

For some specific persons perhaps... you're not one of them. ;)

[hammocksleeper]

So is there a teaser or what? Show the link because all I can find are those damn hitler-moons or whatever.

[bluemicrobyte]

show us a teaser...or three and maybe I'll consider wanting it. (sorry can't buy it)

[Graeme]

Mmm... Diplodocus is gonna get done someday. I'm just awaiting next semester when exams are once again a long time away and I can begin the process of ignoring them all over again. But life has gotten incredibly busier since I left the army, so don't expect me to sacrifice myself for everyone.

Hey, next semester I should have a lot of free time as well. Perhaps I can offer some assistance to the project in the form of coding and such?

[raybAn]

If you're gonna code, I'm gonna be...THE CODE-BREAKER! Like in 'A beutiful mind', I'll be John Nash tryin'a break the code, by looking at a screen and deciphering numbers, looking for secret hints in magazines that might give a clue to follow, and I'll cut 'em all up and try to glue them togheter in a specific order to make a context of them so I could find the greater meaning of...the..secret...CODES! Ach! The commies are everywhere! Contra-Spionage! Men with Black Hats! Big brother is watching me...ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa#"#¤%"!

[Protosschick99]

I could pose, .....If ya want ;)
P.S; Is Chibi and PC included? Mehehehehheheh!
LOLZ! Yeah right, I'm not about to pose nude even if props were included--That's not how I would show myself respect. No offense intended to ya'llz who did pose like that :P

[Calibur]

I wouldn't mind flexing my nude muscles for the camara, only problem is I can't find any big enough props. :P

[TheBB]

Hey, next semester I should have a lot of free time as well. Perhaps I can offer some assistance to the project in the form of coding and such?

Sounds like a plan. :)

[Schwitzer]

I wouldn't mind flexing my nude muscles for the camara, only problem is I can't find any big enough props. :P
I had to use my guitar case.

[GrassDragon]

I had to use my guitar case.
Haha, you guys think you are so funny. But I haven't seen anything yet, all talk and no... post. Or something...

[Schwitzer]

Haha, you guys think you are so funny. But I haven't seen anything yet, all talk and no... post. Or something...
We're hesitating because we find your over-eagerness to see us nude unsettling.

[raybAn]

Nevermind it's YOUR idea to make a calender of yourself naked, so stop whining - Is so damn strange that people get all horny in their buckets when you big-show promote it and tease all like that? You'd make a motherfucker insane in waiting! What's so unsettling about getting a normal human reaction on a product that's focused on naked bodies? After-all, Y'all are the one MAKING those damn pic's, and that's even more unsettling! We're just guilthy of innocent curiousity, how can anyone blame us!? REALLY!? Put yourself in our shoes when we get unsettling news like this, of a nude WarBoards-calender! Perhaps then you'll understand how it's like for young virgin teens (yummy) with hormons getting tempted like this...

Meh, anyways. it's probably just a fake to tease us anyways, I'm not gonna take this shit anymore. Trick some other kids with a fictional nude-calender, it's just all like santa claus: He ain't real, and it's actually just dad. Bah! I go.

[hammocksleeper]

Nevermind it's YOUR idea to make a calender of yourself naked, so stop whining - Is so damn strange that people get all horny in their buckets when you big-show promote it and tease all like that? You'd make a motherfucker insane in waiting! What's so unsettling about getting a normal human reaction on a product that's focused on naked bodies? After-all, Y'all are the one MAKING those damn pic's, and that's even more unsettling! We're just guilthy of innocent curiousity, how can anyone blame us!? REALLY!? Put yourself in our shoes when we get unsettling news like this, of a nude WarBoards-calender! Perhaps then you'll understand how it's like for young virgin teens (yummy) with hormons getting tempted like this...
Haha.

[The_Maker]

This is scary... :concern:

[Demon_Child]

I dunno, Schwitzer. Are you sure that the one with me wearing bubble wrap was the best choice?

[Schwitzer]

I dunno, Schwitzer. Are you sure that the one with me wearing bubble wrap was the best choice?
Come on, that was an absolute classic; there was no way that wasn't going in there :D

[HackingVictim]

See what happends? I leave for a month, I come back and nudey pics show up of staff members.... Why can't you wait for me to get back before you start selling em =) I'll buy 8 of them... who do we write the checks out to?



~HV



P.s. And what the hell is up with the santa hats?....

[Frattimonde]

P.s. And what the hell is up with the santa hats?.... Christmas time is near! So quite many thought that it would be nice to decorate our avys.

[HackingVictim]

Christmas time is near! So quite many thought that it would be nice to decorate our avys.

I would do that.. but I have no expertise with Imaging.... What you see is what ya ganna get ;)

[Basan]

*Big lols (sunshine smile)* This sure made my day... brighter. :D

If this is actually goin' forward, I just can't wait to see the next April's fool joke... :rolleyes:

[Whiteknight]

Does Dunchy have a picture with his gnomes? You gotta have a picture with Dunchy have a sexy nekkid party with his gnomes. :D

I still don't know if this is a joke or not. Is this really true? (I wouldn't doubt, the mods get quite drunk in this forum).

[Schwitzer]

We'd planned to have these out before Christmas, but apparently there's been questions raised because of AJ's picture. I'm not entirely sure what the go is; I think his prop didn't cover him up properly or something, dunno.

So yeah... sorry people, but at the moment we're looking at late January :(

[Basan]

We'd planned to have these out before Christmas, but apparently there's been questions raised because of AJ's picture. I'm not entirely sure what the go is; I think his prop didn't cover him up properly or something, dunno.

So yeah... sorry people, but at the moment we're looking at late January :(

Another classic came along? :angel:

Awww... And me countin' to start the year with a new calendar. :smirk:

[Schwitzer]

Please see here (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?p=138856&posted=1#post138856).