How whould you rather prefer to DIE?...(Silly little man)...

[raybAn]

It is inevitable, mr. Anderson, and this world is going to end...well, not quitly, but YOU are going to DIE, someday, your legend may live on but you may not. The question is, RAYMOND, how do you wish to die? Horrible, in a pool of your own blood? Fighting for what you think is 'right'? Peacefully at a hospital bed with family, relatives and health personell around (in case you were just faking you're death)?

The answer is yours. Controversial as it may be, I think this poll might produce some interesting results for a chanche. I'm sure...it will amuse me. Unfortunately, there are so many fantasyful ways to die, and I have just 10 options to give. Therefore, I will include an (Other) option, and you will have to fill in the blank. Whatever you choose, it would be best if you shared your vote with...us.

I myself vote: Die fighting, in a real dirty brawl or an assasin attempt. (There's no better or manlier way to die, I assure you) But the question is still...how you wish to die. Come on, throw away your taboo's; Morbid or not, what do you have to lose? Precious time of your life, of course. My precious.... :)

[Schwitzer]

I'd probably prefer to die peacefully in my sleep, but I'll admit "going out with a bang" is a tempting offer.

Note: That does not mean I want to be a suicide bomber; it's a metaphore.

[Frattimonde]

I chose to die fighting for what I believe.....

[Protosschick99]

I would rather die in my sleep but then again--I would die for what I believe in any day :)

[XTERMIN8OR1]

I prefer to die fighting for what I believe in.

[raybAn]

Seems like I'm not the only one who would like that ;)

[peace_machine]

It depends...

If I become terminally ill then i'm not gonna rot in a hospital, I would rather jump out of a plane for the last adrenaline rush.

If a friend was in need of a heart transplant then I would be the donor.

If there a war that strikes a bone then I wold fight for what I believe in.

Or if I just don't wake up in the moning...

I wouldn't know...

[GrassDragon]

I guess I would rather die peacfully. But of course I'd rather live than all of the above :P

[Seraph_Knight]

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[raybAn]

Try to mix both humorous and gothic deaths. That would be TEH ULTIMATE! But I'm not gonna go off telling ya how ta pull DAT OFF, bafHAH! Go fig'YUAH out z'Hat thyself, check out my pseudo-medieval speech .....(I learned by myself!)

So anyways, on to assasin attempt...who would you 'put out of misery' before you go out with a bang? George W. Bush? Osama Bin Laden? Britney Spears, Saddam Hussein? (same shit) or perhaps a twin duo of evil Avril Lavignes!? ACH!!!

[gediminas]

I'd like to die at the age of about 85 after my sexy nurse raped me because I gave her
a few million dollars. T3h perfect.

Or I could die patriotically by piloting a rocket with a nuclear warhead directly to the steps
of the White House... A monument guaranteed.

...probably gonna think something more later. Heh.

[TheGreatBrain]

I plan to live forever.

[Battlecruiser]

2: For a more gothic death, but one that I find surprisingly tempting whenever I think about a question like this: At the top of a tall mountain range, the sun is nearly completely down, while a twilight of it's last rays line the horrizon with the stars above, just begining to bloom for the night. It is cold, and the ground for miles is covered with 3 inches, to a foot of snow. Looking down into a deep casym, before i fall into the abyss of oblivion's embrace. Never being found.
Thats actually more humorous than the humorous one. For some reason, I find goths to be hilariously pathethic. No offence or anything, but it cracks me up.

Anyway I chose to die fighting for what I believe in. Though I doubt that will happen.

[raybAn]

I presume the plan is going well so far? ;)

[TheGreatBrain]

I presume the plan is going well so far? ;)So far, it's going perfectly. :)

[Seraph_Knight]

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[Magmaniac]

i would like to die by fire, but my second choice was the machine gun fire :)

[Battlecruiser]

Uh, more humerous than a humerous one? Wha? I am assuming this is a mis-type. Anyways, Yea, I kinda find goths that are all like "oh, my life sucks, no one understands me, I just wanna end it all" very pathetic, but for some reason I just find the whole "goth" thing rather interesting(the dark and mysterious aspect, not the whiny loser aspect). Maybe it's because every goth girl i have seen I think is kinda hot. Meh.I meant the goth one is more funny than the other scenario you made.
Maybe it's because every goth girl i have seen I think is kinda hot.
I am going to puke.

[wraizyr]

I would like to die fighting/standing for what I believe in.Presumably, being the thing I am most vocal about, it will be Christianity, though it could be for any good cause.
I don't care about the details, except that I would prefer not to slowly rot away in a nursing home or hospital if possible.

[Seraph_Knight]

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[wraizyr]

Thats actually more humorous than the humorous one. For some reason, I find goths to be hilariously pathethic. No offence or anything, but it cracks me up.
I am going to puke.
This coming from the great goth apologist?! ;)
:)

[Battlecruiser]

This coming from the great goth apologist?! ;)
:)
Haha they make me laugh, but if you find them hot... then something must be wrong.

[wraizyr]

Haha they make me laugh, but if you find them hot... then something must be wrong.I never claimed to find them hot. Matter of fact, I agree with your assessment, to a limited extent.

[Markpyro]

I would like to die for what I believe in, but in a fist fight... meh.

So, I chose hospital bed so I could tell my family how I felt, and not to worry.

[Battlecruiser]

I never claimed to find them hot. Matter of fact, I agree with your assessment, to a limited extent.
I was saying you as in general. Not to you (Wraizyr).

[Modred]

I guess I'm too conventional. So I choose other:

Pistol to head. One shot. Preferably alone in my room...while it's raining...and someone is due home soon.

[Carnage]

This thread has been so overdone. :P

Crushed to death under a playmate dogpile.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

well, this doesn't truly encompass my dream, but... I'd like to die by being chased to my death of falling down a huge cliff with 25 beautiful topless women chasing behind me :D

[Seraph_Knight]

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[Vhaeraun]

I put other. I know this may sound odd, but I have actually envisioned this before.

One day, I wear a trench coat somewhere with around 10-11 swords hidden under it. I get as many people around me as possible, and begin killing. Kill as many people as humanly possible until the cops arrive, the rush them with swords in hand, daring them to kill me. If they don't shoot me, I kill them and my swath of death continues until someone DOES kill me.

If I had to die, that would be a good way to do it. You die after leaving your name across the globe as the most crazed person who ever lived.


<Begin Maniacal Laughter>

[wraizyr]

Yeah, or realistically, you get mobbed and your ass is officially kicked because you're stupid enough to weigh yourself down with 10-11 swords.^^
Cops will shoot you, they're allowed to escalate to one "level" higher on this system of theirs.

You want a good plan?
1-2 swords and a dagger or hunting knife.
Suburbs, at night;plenty of people, but not organized or able to react quickly;also, too spread out to be much of a threat.

Do your business, then disappear before day-time when everybody discovers the massacre and legal (armed) forces are sent after you.

[raybAn]

If it's swording time....make it Hattori Hanso time. IN OTHER WORDS....SAMURAI SWORDS! SLAUGHTER! HOMICIDE! 'cuz....!? I'mma criminal! Seriously, y'all a bunch of SICK people. Wanting to kill a living being to make your death spectecular and cool..uh, well, so would I! So here's my suggestion... Yup, trenchcoats at an airport while they check you for 'metal objects', and like in the Matrix, your like...10 different automatic guns/and/rifles! WOAH! FIRE, MAN! AT WILL! AND WILL LOOSE! BAHAHAH!

[singo]

if the poll wasnt closed i would vote:

"I will die drinking beer 'till I drop dead, for it is when I am most happy! "



thats not a preference - thats a prophecy

[Seraph_Knight]

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[chibi]

When I die, I want to be old and lying in bed and not having some disease and having my Graeme beside me thats all I want. Simple enough.

[peace_machine]

Vhaeraun, that is just sooo wrong. You would SOOO burn in hell for that. lol. In any case, remind me never to come withen ten miles of you unless i'm packing a gun. It does'nt matter how fancy you swing those swords, it would be like Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. This one guy swinging sword comes out, then indy takes his pistol, shoots and kills the guy. rofl.

By the way, why the hell would you have ten swords if you only have two hands? Even if you used Fighter's swordchucks, you would still have six swords doing nothing but reducing your agility factor.
Obviously the swords are gonna get damaged if he is hacking that many people, he needs spares. Think about the guy who just came out of McDonalds, that fat guy would consume the sword under all the lard. Or the chick who took one too many steroids and has muscles like an ape, the sword would just break.

Besides lots of swords look cool, just have to worry about those industrial magnets.

[raybAn]

if the poll wasnt closed i would vote:

"I will die drinking beer 'till I drop dead, for it is when I am most happy! "

thats not a preference - thats a prophecyToo late, suckah! Same as Death would say; "Sure, have a free beer on me! Just one more!"......-Perhaps it is so your prefer a prophecy, or prophet a preferance? Who knows, WHAT IF SO!? I made it so it closed so that no-one could come late and ruin the balance! Muahahahahah! You're only obliged to if you're one of the first, the few, the proud...the REGULARS! ;)

[Raging-Fury]

i would rob a bank and run out into the street just in time for the bus to hit me :) thats the way to go, road pizza!

[singo]

Muahahahahah! You're only obliged to if you're one of the first, the few, the proud...the REGULARS! ;)
???????


so because i dont spam out every thread within 24 hours of it opening i cant vote?

that makes sense - and id guess im a hell of a lot more regular than some who have voted here


ahh fek it

[raybAn]

Just joking, man. Anyways, you're no more regular than me; I joined this site in the first place just the same time as you, so we're equally regulars - I just have shifted accounts since 'rat time. That shit about the closing date was 'cuz just so the 'regulars' could vote, was bullshit, because it doesn't prevent non-regulars to vote before the closing, DUH! You know that? But actually it was to prevent cheating, so no-one had time to mobilize multiple accounts to max out their favorite death's votes. Yeah, I know... I'm paranoid ;)

[singo]

Yeah, I know... I'm paranoid ;)

NO, THEY REALLY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!!

hehe, no worries anyways, ive posted what id have put so it doesnt really matter

[Seraph_Knight]

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[raybAn]

I got 'em in 7th thunder street, Boulevard Avenue, ach! You may nay have some, nope! Unless....you can 'persuade' me with something....valuable, if you do indeed understand? ;)

[Spartan-II]

I do not appreciate sexual advertising -_-

[raybAn]

NO, THEY ARE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU!!!Really? Or not just a figment of your imagination? ;)

[singo]

Really? Or not just a figment of my imagination? ;)
well, they are out to get me:P i know that much

[raybAn]

Hehe, no worries, then. Anyways, I've posted what I'd have put -- So it doesn't really matter.
What!? No worries!? What kind of dillusive "be happy, don't worry"-world do YOU live in? Why shouldn't there be worries, when it's healthy with some scepsis? You -have- indeed posted what you'd "have" put - But why shouldn't it matter? Actually, everything matters - someway or another - so just 'cuz Metallica make a song called for that -"Nothing Ever Matters"- doesn't mean you have to adopt it as law and word, like it's some universal rule, or holy prinicipal you have to follow, ye goddamn nihilist! Heheh, After all, me thinkesth Metallica was the beginning of 'the nihilistic metal', if you catch my drift ;)

[Frattimonde]

Death by "Dogmeat" must be painful....:rolleyes:

(Only for those whom played Fallout will understand)

[singo]

What!? No worries!? What kind of dillusive "be happy, don't worry"-world do YOU live in? Why shouldn't there be worries, when it's healthy with some scepsis? You -have- indeed posted what you'd "have" put - But why shouldn't it matter? Actually, everything matters - someway or another - so just 'cuz Metallica make a song called for that -"Nothing Ever Matters"- doesn't mean you have to adopt it as law and word, like it's some universal rule, or holy prinicipal you have to follow, ye goddamn nihilist! Heheh, After all, me thinkesth Metallica was the beginning of 'the nihilistic metal', if you catch my drift ;)you make no sense at all

or is it just my wasted attempts to comprehend it whilst drunk and stoned off my tits?


anyways, nothing you can do can make a difference so you may as well live wasted and enjoy life :P

(yep, that was completely at odds with my "rule the world" type of normal thinking but, on the plus side.......im wellied)

[raybAn]

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Sure it is..COWARD! You didn't tell me where to SHIP THE DRUGS. Listen up here, FBI SPIES! CSI; CIA; TERRORISTS, COMMUNIST SPIES, RUSSIANS, CHINESE, ANYYWHERE YOU ARE...HIDING BEHIND EACH BUSH WAITING TO FIND DRUG ABUSERS...here's the one you're looking for! Ah! They're coming to get you, run! REMOVE THE EVIDENCE! SHEEAAAT! :P

[singo]

indeed

[raybAn]

I do not (usually) appreciate sexual advertising -_-...UNLESS it involves you? Of course. I could arrange that, yes, sure. But that wasn't sexual advertising - It was slighty....soft-erotic...propaganda material! Yes, yup! Just...nothing 'but 'rat! :)