Ask link's girlfriend

[gothkitten667]

Hi-o !!
links girlfriend to answer all of your hardest questions, for instance what kind of underwear does link wear,what's his address if you would like to mail him a bomb,and in what year exactly will the sea ceatures of the north take over the world

[Dark_Soul74]

Who the hell would hook up with Link?

[gothkitten667]

Who the hell would hook up with Link?


it'was funny really he's soo stupid it's cute

[Dark_Soul74]

O.O

I don't want to see them babeez. :smirk:

[gothkitten667]

O.O

I don't want to see them babeez. :smirk:

why jelous?

[dunchy]

Wonderful question DS.

Why do you have your image hosted by tripod?

Why is a mouse in your avatar?

Does he talk in his sleep?

Can you post a picture?

Can you post a picture of Carnage?

[Dark_Soul74]

How is your relationship with Link? Serious, sexual, friendly, casual, etc?

[LinkTheGameFreak]

her image; it's at my old website

[gothkitten667]

Wonderful question DS.

Why do you have your image hosted by tripod?

Why is a mouse in your avatar?

Does he talk in his sleep?

Can you post a picture?

Can you post a picture of Carnage?
beccause it's by tripod
it's not a mouse it's a cabbet
only after a rough foot masage, but it's all about garth
maby lator
i rtyed but link ate the camera(were still waiting for it to comeout)

How is your relationship with Link? Serious, sexual, friendly, casual, etc?
all of the above, plus S&m ....wheeee hawww!!!!

[Dark_Soul74]

s&m? hm?

[Carnage]

Before Link can manage to put up pictures of me in embarassing poses or something because that's just the kind of friend he is; mean, I'll post a picture of myself. This is from my mom's birthday last year.

Lemme quote Pixels "Guess what? You're fat. Fatty fat fat, etc etc etc."

[LinkTheGameFreak]

...lo Fuckin L

[Dark_Soul74]

You're right. That snazzy black line is pretty slimming.

[gothkitten667]

Before Link can manage to put up pictures of me in embarassing poses or something because that's just the kind of friend he is; mean, I'll post a picture of myself. This is from my mom's birthday last year.

Lemme quote Pixels "Guess what? You're fat. Fatty fat fat, etc etc etc."
oh but you know the only descriminating pics of you we have is of you rapeing farm aninals with rubber tubeing

[Dark_Soul74]

rubber tubeingAnd that's the best kind.

[Carnage]

oh but you know the only descriminating pics of you we have is of you rapeing farm aninals with rubber tubeing

Where'd you get those pictures of me with your mother?

[wraizyr]

oh but you know the only descriminating pics of you we have is of you rapeing farm aninals with rubber tubeing
Nothing wrong with that; it's called loving mother nature.

[gothkitten667]

And that's the best kind.
no liquid latex is better:D

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Where'd you get those pictures of me with your mother?
Ebay. They were a nickle.

[Carnage]

Since Jessi's here, are we in the presence of an attention whore of an attention whore?

[gothkitten667]

Where'd you get those pictures of me with your mother?

fattie when i see you again your going down beeee ach:mad:

[Carnage]

fattie when i see you again your going down beeee ach:mad:

Bitch plz.

[Dark_Soul74]

It's like a soap opera.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Bitch plz.
Mark, as much as I respect you, fuck off, don't talk to Jessi that way.

[Carnage]

Mark, as much as I respect you, fuck off, don't talk to Jessi that way.

Go fuck yourself, Metallica. You don't respect me and you never have. The hell with both of you. I just want to be left alone. -_-

[gothkitten667]

Since Jessi's here, are we in the presence of an attention whore of an attention whore?
I'M NOT A WHORE I'M A SLUT I GET PAYED

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Go fuck yourself, Metallica. You don't respect me and you never have. The hell with both of you.
I've always respected you until just now - if you're gonna talk to Jessi that way, you're gonna have a problem not only w/ her but with me

[gothkitten667]

It's like a soap opera.
welcome to my world

[Carnage]

I've always respected you until just now - if you're gonna talk to Jessi that way, you're gonna have a problem not only w/ her but with me

You came here. I was fine with that, knowing any moment you could post anything you wanted about my life. Shit I'd never do to you, but you do to me. Now you both come here. She tells me off. You stick up for her. Wtf, man? Just... damn. ._.

[gothkitten667]

You came here. I was fine with that, knowing any moment you could post anything you wanted about my life. Shit I'd never do to you, but you do to me. Now you both come here. She tells me off. You stick up for her. Wtf, man? Just... damn. ._.


who started who

[Carnage]

I apologize for calling you names, Jess. I didn't think any offense would come of it. I was just talking smack like you did. :(

[gothkitten667]

I apologize for calling you names, Jess. I didn't think any offense would come of it. I was just talking smack like you did. :(
same here sorry if i got you really pissed but you know adrian, when some one says shit about me he's always there to bust skulls

[Dark_Soul74]

Cut for commercial.

Enter dramatic character.

[gothkitten667]

Cut for commercial.

Enter dramatic character.
*sigh*
My life is a joke

[Carnage]

*sigh*
My life is a joke

Join the club. ._.

[Dark_Soul74]

No, our president is a joke. Your life is a movie, with wam-powing action and super-gopherchucks.

[Carnage]

*sigh*
/me takes his leave from all this.

[gothkitten667]

No, our president is a joke. Your life is a movie, with wam-powing action and super-gopherchucks.i'de pref a bunny wakazashi

[Mattimeo]

Q: Why is your avatar so cute?

~Don't Panic

[Calibur]

So whats it like being Links gf?

[gothkitten667]

Q: Why is your avatar so cute?

~Don't Panic
A: beccause all cabbets that have been set ablaze are cute

[Seraph_Knight]

-deleted-

[Scauthra]

Anyways, point being, what is the point of this thread? Pure non-logical entertainment to kill boredom? If so, I think i'll just leave this thread. I never was too good at postng on threads just for humorously posting. Aheh, so anyways, this guy walks into a bar....

Hehe... are you okay Seraph? ^^

Question. Honestly and for truly is that Carnage? If so, I think he need a hug ;-;

[dunchy]

Q: Is there bad blood between Link and Carnage?

Q: Where are those pictures, hup hup!?

Q: Is that carnages real picture?

Q: What's your favorite movie?

Q: What's your favorite animal?

Q Why is there so much drama in this thread?

[Scauthra]

Q. Do you enjoy Dunchy's curious mind? ^^

[Moser]

This is just about the stupidest thread I have even seen. Seriously, WTF?

dunchy: Yet again you are asking for pictures! haha. You must be a visual learner. haha. :P

[Protosschick99]

Omg! Look look! I found a pic of link and gothkitten!!!!




http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/ugly10.jpg






























lolz--j/k ya'llz--But dang with all this talk of pics that soo was coming :P ;) :D :)

[peace_machine]

Why do people diss a usless thread?
Why dosn't Seraph get a hobby?
Why do I feel like pancakes?
Seriousley my body feels like a big fluffy pancake with maple syrup running off it...
Why can I ask a question about link and expect you to answer it?
Do you think he would be interested in me?
Do I have a chance?
Why can't I spell?
Why am I even bothering to ask?
^
| is that really a pic of you and link?
Damn you need an industrial reinforced bra!

[Seraph_Knight]

-deleted-

[Valjean]

Omg! Look look! I found a pic of link and gothkitten!!!!




http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/ugly10.jpg






























lolz--j/k ya'llz--But dang with all this talk of pics that soo was coming :P ;) :D :)omg meanie!!1!!1

For that, you don't get to travel to Thailand. Or Africa. :P

[dunchy]

That's a hot lion king shirt.

[Spartan-II]

Dunchy... the word "OMGT3HSP4ZM4J1GG3ROMGZZ!!11!1@2!!2!!@" came to mind when I read your questions..

[Valjean]

Dunchy... the word "OMGT3HSP4ZM4J1GG3ROMGZZ!!11!1@2!!2!!@" came to mind when I read your questions..
That does not count as a word.

[Carnage]

Sure it does. It's a page in the dictionary of lief.

[GrassDragon]

Omg! Look look! I found a pic of link and gothkitten!!!!
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/ugly10.jpg

That is so cruel...

[Battlecruiser]

Woah, I never thought ProtossChick99 would say something like that. Haha but it sure was funny.

[gothkitten667]

Uhm, did I miss something? Like, what the hell is this thread? At first I thought this was some video game parody on zelda. What is the purpose of bringing this up, and who is this link? What did he ever do that someone would want to know any number of personall things about him? Was the whole point of this thread just to introduce you as a new female member, GK?

*EDIT: Ok, i just now seemed to notice that ask link thread. Each time i have come here i just glanced over it and did'nt even bother to read it. Meh. In any case, this thread just seems a little like a familiar blue can with yellow text, with mysteriously slimy meat inside.....

Anyways, point being, what is the point of this thread? Pure non-logical entertainment to kill boredom? If so, I think i'll just leave this thread. I never was too good at postng on threads just for humorously posting. Aheh, so anyways, this guy walks into a bar....


it's a parody of a thred of a parody of a thred deal with it

Q: Is there bad blood between Link and Carnage?

Q: Where are those pictures, hup hup!?

Q: Is that carnages real picture?

Q: What's your favorite movie?

Q: What's your favorite animal?

Q Why is there so much drama in this thread?
A: in a shoe box in my back yard
A: yes
A: the cell it has lots of blood:D
A:the monster that lives under my bed
A:i dont know but where ever i go it follows me like that kid that follows me around at school just to say i'm friends with the goth girl

Q. Do you enjoy Dunchy's curious mind? ^^
yes it reminds me of when link asks me qiestions like "Jessi how are babies made"

This is just about the stupidest thread I have even seen. Seriously, WTF?

dunchy: Yet again you are asking for pictures! haha. You must be a visual learner. haha. :P
why did you poast if it is sooo stupid?

Omg! Look look! I found a pic of link and gothkitten!!!!




http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/ugly10.jpg


























lolz--j/k ya'llz--But dang with all this talk of pics that soo was coming :P ;) :D :)


actualy that's my mom and my retarded cousin leeroy they went to disny land because they found a way to cheet on taxes, i'm adopted my real mom died of aids.

Why do people diss a usless thread?
Why dosn't Seraph get a hobby?
Why do I feel like pancakes?
Seriousley my body feels like a big fluffy pancake with maple syrup running off it...
Why can I ask a question about link and expect you to answer it?
Do you think he would be interested in me?
Do I have a chance?
Why can't I spell?
Why am I even bothering to ask?
^
| is that really a pic of you and link?
Damn you need an industrial reinforced bra!
because their saps who lounge about on the internetdissing other people to make them self feal good about their low self assteem
one word lazy
because the bownies you had earlier were "special"
you just cracked an egg on your head
because
maby
how much cash do you have?
i dont know
no way in hell

[Protosschick99]

Woah, I never thought ProtossChick99 would say something like that. Haha but it sure was funny.
It was a joke ya'llz :P Sometimes I post random stuff out there :D lolz

@Gothkitten: How sad! Well, at least you know a joke when you see it :P lolz :)

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Why can I ask a question about link and expect you to answer it?
Do you think he would be interested in me?
Do I have a chance?
1. Because she's the almighty, omnipotent, all-knowing person who just so happens to go out with me!!! <and who also happens to be the worlds worst speller...>

2. Possibly

3. I don't know. Send a pic.

[peace_machine]

1. Because she's the almighty, omnipotent, all-knowing person who just so happens to go out with me!!! <and who also happens to be the worlds worst speller...>

2. Possibly

3. I don't know. Send a pic.Here's an untold artist's interpritation of me.

http://look.cpanel21.gzo.com/misc/gift/maiji.jpg

I am incredibally hot with cool green hair, outgoing, funny and did I mention hot? Call me sometime on 0423 123 321.

(don't take me too seriously either)

[TheGreatBrain]

They're a' feudin'!

EDIT:

Oh my God, PC unloads a zinger! Never thought I'd see the day.

[Carnage]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!

[LinkTheGameFreak]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!
What the FUCK?!

[dunchy]

That picture makes you look like a girl....

;)

[Carnage]

What the FUCK?!

Trubble down on the farm har! Hoo doggy!

[LinkTheGameFreak]

That's a hot lion king shirt.
Yes it is - I stole it from a band of hoboes (more commonly referred to as "hobi")

That picture makes you look like a girl....

;)what picture?

[Carnage]

Hobi. Oh, Link. You are so learned. Now if only you could learn to stay out of the pixie sticks, you'd stop getting in trouble with the Law.

what picture?

He's talking to peace_machine, you egomaniac. :P

[Calibur]

That picture makes you look like a sweety gay guy who dyes his hair.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Hobi. Oh, Link. You are so learned. Now if only you could learn to stay out of the pixie sticks, you'd stop getting in trouble with the Law.



He's talking to peace_machine, you egomaniac. :P
just curious you raving lunatic...

[Carnage]

just curious you raving lunatic...

Ass diggin' hoedown conductor. XD

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Ass diggin' hoedown conductor. XD
cum guzzling ass licking half cocked rim jobber

[Carnage]

tripled smoked ass jerky gobblin' corn shuckin donkey rapin shit eater!

[LinkTheGameFreak]

tripled smoked ass jerky gobblin' corn shuckin donkey rapin shit eater!
cock smokin' face fuckin' dick licking pig fuckin' waste of human flesh!

[Calibur]

Gota love that family enviroment^^^

[Carnage]

Hog ridin' goat sack smackin shit piling double fried cow tipping sheep fucking banana ass rammin poor excuse for a Metallica fan!

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Hog ridin' goat sack smackin shit piling double fried cow tipping sheep fucking banana ass rammin poor excuse for a Metallica fan!
Chicken-strokin', cow-hoovin', squash-shovin', fat-ass-lovin', fingering-sad-ass-excuse for a "I'D SHED MY SKIN FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" fan!!!!

[Calibur]

Flamesville USA^^^

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Flamesville USA^^^
happens when you decide to get a drunk, Carnage and me together for a nice getogether.... we all exchange violent words and eventually someone is forced to perform all the actions listed above while wearing a pink tutu with a dildo shoved up their ass... ^^

[Calibur]

Oh so your some of those drunks who curse alot but can barely even walk much less throw a punch cause their too wasted???

[gothkitten667]

Here's an untold artist's interpritation of me.

http://look.cpanel21.gzo.com/misc/gift/maiji.jpg

I am incredibally hot with cool green hair, outgoing, funny and did I mention hot? Call me sometime on 0423 123 321.

(don't take me too seriously either)

goth chicks dig green

[Carnage]

That dildo was optional. YOU insisted on shoving it up your ass.

+1 Carny. ^^

[gothkitten667]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!

my happy saying

[LinkTheGameFreak]

goth chicks dig green
wait, so you want to have a 3 way with me and peace machine?... SCORE!!!

[gothkitten667]

Gota love that family enviroment^^^sigh.....

[LinkTheGameFreak]

That dildo was optional. YOU insisted on shoving it up your ass.

+1 Carny. ^^
WAS NOT! YOU SAID IF I DIDN'T YOU'D JERK OFF TO THAT VIDEO EVERY NIGHT!!! (not like you don't....)

[gothkitten667]

WAS NOT! YOU SAID IF I DIDN'T YOU'D JERK OFF TO THAT VIDEO EVERY NIGHT!!! (not like you don't....)

TMI TMI TMI WHOAH HOLD ON TOOO MUCH PERSONAL INFO

[Carnage]

LMFAO. Behold Warboards, the Triumvirate of Madness.

gothkitten667- the friendly, yet sexually aggressive goth chick
LinkTheGameFreak- the spam spewing multi posting rock fan
Carnage- the cute and sadistic one. Bwahahaha.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

LMFAO. Behold Warboards, the Triumvirate of Madness.

gothkitten667- the friendly, yet sexually aggressive goth chick
LinkTheGameFreak- the spam spewing multi posting rock fan
Carnage- the cute and sadistic one. Bwahahaha.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?!?!?!

[wraizyr]

You forgot wraizyr, the (not too) cuddly, Death metal loving Christian of purple, boldness hat equipped monkeys bent on taking over the world while avoiding assassination squads sent by leprechauns!

[gothkitten667]

LMFAO. Behold Warboards, the Triumvirate of Madness.

gothkitten667- the friendly, yet sexually aggressive goth chick
LinkTheGameFreak- the spam spewing multi posting rock fan
Carnage- the cute and sadistic one. Bwahahaha.

what about link?????? otheer than that pretty damn accurate

[Carnage]

Okay. Link's the FORMER the spam spewing multi posting rock fan. Now he's more of an cyber flesh and blood incarnation of his horrible JAD charcater. :P

[LinkTheGameFreak]

what about link?????? otheer than that pretty damn accurate
No... it's DAMN accurate....

[Carnage]

No... it's DAMN accurate....

Finally. We agree on something other than our semi-mutual disgust concerning Adema.

<<

>>

:D

[gothkitten667]

Okay. Link's the FORMER the spam spewing multi posting rock fan. Now he's more of an cyber flesh and blood incarnation of his horrible JAD charcater. :P
but he's allways been like that

No... it's DAMN accurate....
yes, correct me on my grammer

[Carnage]

For someone who treats the English language like a passed out cousin during a reunion, Link's pretty touchy when it comes to grammar usage. ;P

[gothkitten667]

For someone who treats the English language like a passed out cousin during a reunion, Link's pretty touchy when it comes to grammar usage. ;P
to me the english language is like a red headed step child it needs to be beaten

[Carnage]

to me the english language is like a red headed step child it needs to be beaten

LOL. You know how far that went to reach your keyboard? :)

I stole it from Tenshi and I know Tenshi stole it from somebody else... ;P

OFFTOPIC: Jess, if you got a signature, e-mail it to me at Carnageownzu@yahoo.com and I'll host/get the link to ya.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

great, from wooing the English language to anally raping it.... awesome... :P

[Carnage]

great, from wooing the English language to anally raping it.... awesome... :P

ElcapJTK. A wise man, though very quick to anger when someone tries to hack his legs off. :D

[LinkTheGameFreak]

great, from wooing the English language to anally raping it.... awesome... :P
that'd be the invisible boy named Bob...

ElcapJTK. A wise man, though very quick to anger when someone tries to hack his legs off. :D
lol, yes... rest his soul...

[gothkitten667]

it's a little masochist that comes to the door with the ball gag in it's moulth the whip in it's right hand and the nipple clamps in the other

[Carnage]

that'd be the invisible boy named Bob...


lol, yes... rest his soul...

NEVER! HIS SOUL IS MINE!!! </shang tsung>

it's a little masochist that comes to the door with the ball gag in it's moulth the whip in it's right hand and the nipple clamps in the other

Actually... here's your sig. Just put...

img]http://www.yoxio.com/img/114563.jpg[/img

Where you edit your signature, but add the [ to the front and ] to the back. ^_^

This way other people'll see it and not just "Image Hosted by Tripod".

[gothkitten667]

NEVER! HIS SOUL IS MINE!!! </shang tsung>



Actually... here's your sig. Just put...

img]http://www.yoxio.com/img/114563.jpg[/img

Where you edit your signature, but add the [ to the front and ] to the back. ^_^

This way other people'll see it and not just "Image Hosted by Tripod".

was that the thing inside that old mayo jar in the back of the fridge? i threw that out weeks ago

i'm too lazy to take down the tripod i con

[Carnage]

i'm too lazy to take down the tripod i con

It's a simple COPY & PASTE, then close the brackets. Easy.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

here, i fixed it for your lazy ass

[gothkitten667]

It's a simple COPY & PASTE, then close the brackets. Easy.

what ever happend to people asking me questions?

[Carnage]

Here's one. What ever happened to gratitude? ;P

[gothkitten667]

here, i fixed it for your lazy ass
i'm sorry for being a ****

[Spartan-II]

Im confuzzled.. Whats happening?????????????????

[gothkitten667]

Im confuzzled.. Whats happening?????????????????


i'm trying to do a question and answer thread and link and carn are having their little bouts on the thred............oh and it's all quite dramatic:rolleyes:

[Sikawtic]

Why did Hitler have such a stupid mustache?

[Xenon]

Same reason the Emporer wore his new clothes?

[GrassDragon]

Same reason the Emporer wore his new clothes?
Is that a spelling mistake? By... *gasp* XENON?! I thought he was perfect and made no mistakes? The world is going to end now!

[Seraph_Knight]

-deleted-

[Mtank]

waitaminute....

Link's "girlfriend?"

"girl" friend?

but he told me he was ga-

er...
heh. :) nevermind.

question? ill ask a question....where in the world will i go next? (can ya guess?)

[gothkitten667]

Why did Hitler have such a stupid mustache?
1 Groucho Marks was cool at the time
2 Moe Howard had one too at the time(and we all know the stooges rock)
.........so it was like a cool thing to do i think..........or it was the way he signoled the storm toopers where to go next by the furious twiches of the tiny stash.

waitaminute....

Link's "girlfriend?"

"girl" friend?

but he told me he was ga-

er...
heh. :) nevermind.

question? ill ask a question....where in the world will i go next? (can ya guess?)
girlfriend as he asked me out ,and no he's not gay he just likes things a little rough and lubed

[LinkTheGameFreak]

waitaminute....

Link's "girlfriend?"

"girl" friend?

but he told me he was ga-

er...
heh. :) nevermind.

question? ill ask a question....where in the world will i go next? (can ya guess?)
oh fuck you.

a- to a nazi party convention where they will tell you the true reason behind Hitler's moustache... (it was actually a cyanide pill that he could easily lick off with his tongue - it was disguised REALLY well... )

[gothkitten667]

oh fuck you.

a- to a nazi party convention where they will tell you the true reason behind Hitler's moustache... (it was actually a cyanide pill that he could easily lick off with his tongue - it was disguised REALLY well... )

babe ........STOP ANSWEREING MY QUESTIONS!



oh and the cake is behind the turky leftovers:KISS:

[Moser]

Here's my question.. Why is this thread still alive?

[Graeme]

They payed me cold hard cash to keep this one open ;).

[Moser]

I'll give you cold hard.. cookies to close it. err, that doesn't sound very appatizing. How about warm freshly baked cookies? haha. :P

[Spartan-II]

Or a Warm Hard... Nvm....................

[gothkitten667]

Here's my question.. Why is this thread still alive?

we summoned a lesser ming dynasty spirit from our cherios and it as ked the same question but the only thing we could do was to beat him with a spoon and send him to my sister in a card board box for a goood talking to.......so do you wanna be shiped out to detroit for a goood talking to?

I'll give you cold hard.. cookies to close it. err, that doesn't sound very appatizing. How about warm freshly baked cookies? haha. :P

that sounds pretty good but i prefer cookies to be made out of small defenceless furry creatures that cant protect themself on their own:)

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Is there any chance that we can talk some time soon?

[gothkitten667]

Is there any chance that we can talk some time soon?yes, but i dont think i will enjoy it too much us breaking up and all i'm still abit pissed but if you want i'll be on around sometime sunday i think