The Why Thread

[Dezzick]

This is a bit like the intrsting situations thread, but instead you say something you wonder why it is, like why are the irish famous for getting drunk?, and you have to answer the one above you, and say a new one.

Why Are The Irish Famous For Being Boozers?

[Vhaeraun]

cuz they are very well known for getting drunk

They make Bubble Gum flavored Ice Cream and stuff, but what DOES bubble Gum taste like?

[JenJen]

what? what does bubble gum taste like? it tastes like bubble gum. It's an original flavor. i mean what do apples taste like? they taste like apples.

why do people talk louder when speaking to slower minds?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

People talk louder when speaking to "slower minds" because we are condescending and think that they cannot understand us if we speak softly. We think that peopel will comprehend things with greater clarity if we flood their eardrums with sound.

What is the meaning/purpose of life?

[GrassDragon]

To die.

Why do people commit suicide?

[hammocksleeper]

cuz they are very well known for getting drunkYou are the master of redefining questions!

OK, let me try it:
Because they have decided they no longer want to live.



Btw, this thread should be in the Game Room.

[Xenon]

I guess I just start with a question since hammocksleeper was sleeping in his hammock when he posted the last one and forgot to ask a question...

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Why is En Eye Double-Gee Ee Arr (niggér) a bad word?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

The aforementioned word is a bad word because it was a derogatory term used by racists to denote a black person. It carried a connotation of inferiority. Now, it is used by many black people to greet each other informally.

Who is George W. Bush?

[GrassDragon]

That guy... in that house...

That's not a why question...

Why can some people only type "u" and "r"?

[Grom_Icecream]

Because they do not comprehend the English language.

Why did the duck cross the road?

[Spartan-II]

To get to the KFC on the other side.

Why hasn't George W. Bush ended the world yet?

[Xenon]

Because he's too busy chowin' down on Rice.

Why hasn't Xenon's head exploded with the massive amounts of knowledge he has crammed into it thus far?

[hammocksleeper]

Why hasn't Xenon's head exploded with the massive amounts of knowledge he has crammed into it thus far?
Because everyone knows what a big head Xenon has.


Why do I get poor grades?

[Xenon]

Because your head is smaller than the head on Xenon's dick! ;)

Why does hammocksleeper sleep in a hammock?

[Ragnarox]

Because Hammoksleeper likes Hammoks...

Why haven't we got our giant robots in this modern world yet?

[Spartan-II]

Because they are living underground and plotting to murder us.

Where did bush get his rice?

[Ragnarox]

from the supermarket...

Why do we have to eat food to survive?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

It's good, of course!

Why do people buy tofu and launch it from slingshots from the tops of skyscrapers?

[hammocksleeper]

Because your head is smaller than the head on Xenon's dick! ;)It just so happens that the "head" on your dick is the head of that herpes-infected gay whore that hangs in the alleys. ;)

[Ragnarox]

ummm...right back to cows question

Because tofu is made in large quantities so it's expendable.

Why do we use plastic?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Because plastic is expendable, easily recycled, and awesome. Plastic > Slingshot tofu.

Why?

[Xenon]

Nein. Das is verboten.

¿Por qué pueble la cogida?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

A nose. That's why.

Why is Dubuya so stupid?

[Xenon]

Because he wants to be able to "bond" with the average American.

Why a nose in response to the question: "Why do people fuck?" ??

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Um...I don't know...it was the first word that came to mind...
Well, since animals excrete pheremones to attract mates, the nose could have been a vital determining factor in deciding who reproduced with whom.

Why do blondes have a higher average IQ than garbagemen?

[Xenon]

Because most garbagemen are the result of crossbreeding blondes with Oscar the Grouch.

Why do some people's feet smell worse than ass?

[GrassDragon]

It has to do with where they stick their feet -.-;;

Why do short people take offence to you calling them "short"?

[Cygnus]

Who you calling SHORT?

Do women get better with age? Disclaimer: This a joke.

[OboeGuru]

...That's not a 'why' question! :Þ

But the answer is... umm... I'd better translate it to a language women can't understand.
Aaaaaahh, umm, well the... umm... uhhhhhh... *makes twirly gesture with right hand*

Why is otter-flinging such an underrated sport?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

It was dwarfed by tofu-slinging and warboards.

Why do people's noses never stop growing?

[Xenon]

Supply and Demand. I supply a nose to my girlfriend's cunthole when in position 69. Once she has it, she demands it grow bigger. It's all a part of evolution my dear Watson.

Why haven't your balls dropped yet?

[GrassDragon]

It happens at different times... for... JUST SHUT UP MAN! *cries*

Ahem. Why do all of Xenon's posts have something sexual in them?

[Xenon]

Because Xenon is theOriginal Sexual Being.

Why do GrassDragon's questions all have something stupid or obvious in them?

[Dezzick]

Because he is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? (NO "to get the other side" :confused:

[Xenon]

Who the fuck cares; what I want to know is how he got out of the pot of boiling water in the first place!

Why did the Blonde cross the road?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

To get to theXenon on the other side.

Why is the internet such a time-leech?

[Xenon]

Because the master race of Leeches from Leechulon 7 invented it as a way of controlling their time-slaves.

Why a questionmark?

[Spartan-II]

Because Question marks are t3h s3kz!1@

If a locker slams in a hallway an no one hears it, does it make a sound??

[Xenon]

Only when the deaf guy whose fingers it crushed screams; "AAAAAAAHHHRGAAAAH!!!!~"

What's would hurt more, being hit over the head with a ton of feathers wrapped in bubble wrap, or being hit over the head with an engine block?

[Spartan-II]

Neither, being kicked in the nuts by an angry prostitute wearing high heals hurts more!

If George W. Bush and Saddam made babies which method would you use to put them down?

[singo]

If George W. Bush and Saddam made babies which method would you use to put them down?
(ironically enough) Nerve gas

if the apocalypse was coming then where would you loot first?






What is the meaning/purpose of life?
42 (just pointing it out:P)

[Spartan-II]

Victorias Secret ~_^

If Osama Bin Laden came to your door askign for shelter what would you do?

[TheBB]

This is a WHY thread. You ask WHY questions. The last 4-5 have been WHERE, WHAT, WHICH and god knows what else. Stick to the rules please... :\

[hammocksleeper]

This is a WHY thread. You ask WHY questions. The last 4-5 have been WHERE, WHAT, WHICH and god knows what else. Stick to the rules please... :\
Why am I compelled to endorse BB's statement?

[Xenon]

Because you're a bootlicking sycophant.

Why do I find hammocksleeper's Avatar to be the funniest thing I've seen today?

[GrassDragon]

I have no fucking clue.

Why do I feel so tired?

[singo]

because you have been up all night on WB

Why does commiting slow suicide by alcohol feel so good?

[gediminas]

..because alcohol puts off the thoughts about your upcoming death untill tomorrow.

Why does our biology-related science greatly depend on the population of white mice?

[Xenon]

Because they're cheaper than hedgehogs.

Why did you get up this morning?

[GrassDragon]

I still live with my parents, and they make me do this thing called "school".

Why does my head hurt all the time?

[JenJen]

because you have a brain tumor...heh just kidding. because teenagers these days overload their body with stress..or at least i do.

Why arent there unpoppable balloons?

[chibi]

because nothing last forever and sometimes thats just how things are.

Why does my throat hurt in the morning if I drink day old water the night before?

[Spartan-II]

Because I ejaculated into it xD

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[GrassDragon]

VETOED
That's not a why question.

Why do so many people not get the rules of this game?

[Spartan-II]

*sigh*
Why would a wood chuck chuck wood if it couldn't chuck wood in the first place?
Hope your happy grass -_-

[Ragnarox]

because it feels like trying to chuck wood.

Why is the sky falling?

[Spartan-II]

Because its tired of holding itself up.

Why do we eat turkeys instead of people at thanksgiving?

[GrassDragon]

*sigh*
Why would a wood chuck chuck wood if it couldn't chuck wood in the first place?
Hope your happy grass -_-
Of course I'm happy now :P


Because people don't taste as good.

Why does stuffing have such weird stuff in it, when it tastes so good?

[The_Maker]

Because stuffing is full of stuff, its a loophole

Why am I a lifeless nerd? (and dont say because I am, or just because :P)

[GrassDragon]

Your name is "The Maker". Need I say more? :P

Why do we cook all day for Thanksgiving, but only end up eating for a half hour (or less)?

[The_Maker]

Because we eat 6 times faster then we cook ;)

Why aren't VCRs and Video Cassets completely replaced by DVDs yet?

[GrassDragon]

Aren't they? You have a hard time finding them at Blockbuster or video stores now.

Why do I bother memorizing the digits in pi?

[The_Maker]

Because you are a nerd like me :D

Where did the "1337" terms come from?

[kongurous]

God knows

Why did Oliver Stone choose Colin Farrell to play Alexander the Great?

[Ragnarox]

Because he felt like it.

Why did Ben Franklin discover electricity?

[kongurous]

He didn't, he was being a bad boy after his mommy told him not to go out in the rain with a key attached to a kite. But he didn't listen.

Why did i just answer a question with a completely random and obviously incorrect answer?

[Ragnarox]

Because it would take to long to come up with.

Why does fire burn things?

[kongurous]

Because fire is a racist and fire wants to burn everything.

Why are blackholes evil?

[The_Maker]

because they are black and they suck you in of course!

Why are kittens cute and cuddly?

[Dezzick]

cos they are ;)

Why is deezed got 501 (and counting!) posts?

[kongurous]

Because Deezed has too much free time.

Why did I shoot off my finger?

[The_Maker]

Because it was an accident? I dunno :P


Why are bannas going to attack humanity and destroy us?

[kongurous]

Because I'm helping them by making my sig a launchpad for their offensive.

Why does the Christmas shopping season start earlier every year?

[Ragnarox]

Because people want to buy all the products they want before the chickens arrive.

Why did I just say that?

[kongurous]

Because the Covenant demands it.

Why am I a drone for the bananas?

[Ragnarox]

Because eventually the Bananas will rule the world! And you will be one of their generals...

Why is nitroglycirne explosive?

[kongurous]

Because it has a big name.

Why are gross-looking or gross-tasting things usually good for you?

[Ragnarox]

Because all good things don't seem very good at all, (i.e homework, which I should get back too and stop straying off.)

Why am I not doing my homework like I should be?

[Fenguin]

Because homework does not deserve to be done.

Why does "goose" turn into "geese" yet "moose" does not turn into "meese?"

[kongurous]

(to Ragnarox)
Because you will help me and the bananas conquer the world.

Why don't the monkeys do something about the bananas?

[Fenguin]

[ooc: we seem to have skipped someone.]

Because they were all killed by SIV.

Why do birthdays only occur once a year?

[kongurous]

(to Fenguin)

Because there is a lot of geese in England but not a lot of moose in England, and the English language came from England

Why do I know so much about that but not about some other stuff?

OOC:I'm slow today. good lord.

Birthdays happen once a year because God doesn't want people gettin 900-odd years old like in the Old Testament(sorry for the reference, if you don't worship God)

Why can't I keep up with Fenquin tonight?

[Ragnarox]

Because Fenguin is special...(ahem...in a good way I mean.)

Why must plastic be made out of oil?

[Dezzick]

Because it is

Why is kongurous supporting the attack of the bananas?

[kongurous]

Because the bananas will conquer all.

Why do you not like my decision to support the fruits of destruction?

[The_Maker]

Because you should support the fruits of life!


Why do playsation 2 controlers have an "Analog" button, but the term usually means joysitck?

[Spartan-II]

Because people got tired of "hey look im playing with my joystick!!"

Why haven't the geese stopped the bannanas with their superior intellect and technology?

[Ragnarox]

Because the bananas are smarter and have better technology than the geese.

Why are we all talking about bananas and geese?

[The_Maker]

Because I asked :D

Why do you care?

[Ragnarox]

Because the Borg told me to.

Why am I talking about Star Trek?

[The_Maker]

Because you R a Trekkie :P

Does Fire Fox "PWN" Explorer? ;)

[kongurous]

Because Firefox sounds cooler.

Why does Explorer suck?

[The_Maker]

Because its made by Microsoft

Why does Microsoft seem "My way or the highway"?

[Ragnarox]

Because all of there products are good for a short period of time, even better than mac's but they break down every few weeks so they need more influence.

Why is XP so unreliable?

[Vhaeraun]

Because Microsoft wants it to crash so you have to buy another software, thereby giving them more money.

Why is the sun so bright?

[Spartan-II]

Because its happy and brushes its teeth every morning.

Why do blackholes have dark personalities?

[Ragnarox]

Because their hearts are black because no light escapes them.

Why are Quazars called Quazars?

[The_Maker]

Because thats how they are spelled.

Why does XBOX also seem "My way or the high way"?
(Yes I know its made by microsoft :P)

[Dezzick]

Coz it has an X in it.

Why is warhammer 40K the best board game ever?

[The_Maker]

because it has the word "war" in the name


Why did you start this thread?
(Not in an annoyed way, just out of curiosity)

[singo]

Why did you start this thread?
(Not in an annoyed way, just out of curiosity)
well, im not him but i would assume for...."postcount reasons"


why is kai hansen so damn amazing

[GrassDragon]

Never heard of it.

Why must we all go to school where they teach us the same stuff every four years?

[Moser]

Because school isn't a test of knowledge, its a test of how well you can put up with teachers and annoying ass people.

Why is it that when you skip school or get to many tardies, they suspend you?

[kongurous]

because school is nothin but a big cockbite

Why are phones shaped like they are?

[The_Maker]

Because the bannas have already started their evil plot to take over the world!


Why is Mech Assault, and Mechwarrior the best set of gmae series ever?
Btw (Mech Assault 2 is coming :D )

[kongurous]

Because it's got giant robots, explosions, and hot chicks. only think missing is car chases, but thats another question.

Why doesn't MechAssault for the MechWarrior series have car chases?

[Spartan-II]

Because the guy in the mech would shit himself.

Why do old people wear diapers?

[The_Maker]

Because they are phisically unstable

Why does Halo 2 rock?

[Zeltaris]

I don't know. Ask Battlecruiser

Why is this thread so spammy?

[kongurous]

Because people are bored.

Why is the sky blue?

[Hunta]

Blue light has a short wavelength compared to the other colors. Because of that, blue light gets much more scattered around. The scattering is caused by molecules of oxygen, nitrogen and the like.

Why do some people start to smoke?

[kongurous]

Because they hate their lungs

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

[Spartan-II]

Because 7 ate 9

Why does the Bannana phone song get stuck in your head and stay there for days?

[GrassDragon]

Because it is the banana (did anyone see the animation of the guys who got the song stuck in their head and killed each other... or something?)

Why is school so boring at times, yet so fun at others?

[kongurous]

Because the bananas make it so.

Why do spiders scare people?

[singo]

Never heard of it.

its a he and no one has :P (theres no justice *sigh*)



and because they have loadsa legs and eyes and hairy bits and FANGS muahahahahaha.


why hasnt evolution worked out how to stop aging yet? (best survival trick ever)

[kongurous]

Because God made us to watch us die.

Why do birds fly?

[The_Maker]

Beause most aren't chickens.

Why is Algebra the hardest subject ever?

[Spartan-II]

Because you, are an idiot savant that isnt good at algebra

Why doesn't my car talk to me anymore?

[The_Maker]

Because it never did :P

Was your car Herbie?

[Ragnarox]

ERRRR!!! that was a WAS question!

maybe a more sutable question would be, "Why was your car a Herbie?"

ERRRR!!! that was a WAS question!

maybe a more sutable question would be, "Why was your car a Herbie?"

[Spartan-II]

I hit it with a hammer one day when it just wouldn;t shu up...

Why is George Bush still president?

[kongurous]

Like I said, God made us to watch us die.

Why is it legal to speak it double negatives?

[Spartan-II]

Don't got no brains or nothin'.
*waits for s.w.a.t to hall him away*
Why do British people have bad teeth?

[singo]

Because we arnt pretentious sods that get them polished every week - we clean them ourselves (blatant steriotyping but i dont care)

(on the same kind of topic)
why are the americans so arrogant? (the race not the individuals)

[kongurous]

Because we've kicked just about everyone's ass at some point or another.

Why do Canadians say ,"eh", in every sentence?

[CODEZERO]

because we Canadian are cool

Why do we live???

[kongurous]

Because life is better than death.

Why do so many people hate Halo 2?

[Jeff]

Because it's too short.

Why is World of Warcraft so addictive?

[GrassDragon]

Because Blizzard has put their crack-in-a-game to it like they do to all of their other games.

Why do we learn the same things in elementary school, middle school, high school, and then again in early college?

[kongurous]

Because the government is being controlled by the Covenant to keep us knowing the same things forever so that we can't defend against their invasion because we have only learned what 2+2 is.

Why do clouds float?

[The_Maker]

Becuase they are white and happy, never black, sad, and evil ^_^

Why is spam an online "crime"?

[kongurous]

Because people had spam.

Why is online spam named for the the meat?

[Ragnarox]

Because the meat is bad just like the "spam."

Why does spam only taste good when fried?

[kongurous]

Because fried stuff always tastes good.

Why do fish swim?

[SmoothWare]

because these things are obviously important

why does country music suck so much?

[Spartan-II]

Because hillbillies weren't meant to sing.

Why does everyone think americans are arrogant?

[Ragnarox]

Because WE ARE, were arrogant about being arrogant!

Why are we so arrogant?

[The_Maker]

Because WE ARE, were arrogant about being arrogant! :P You already answered your own question lol

Why did you do that?

[singo]

Bacause he felt it would make no sense at all and confuse people

why did spartan II theft my question?

[The_Maker]

Becase he is a thief!

Why is Yabba Dabba Doo a trademark?

[kongurous]

Because a famous fat man said it.

Why do cupcakes taste good?

[singo]

because they are cupcakes


why has this thread gone on for so long?

[The_Maker]

Because they are made of sugar, sugar, bread, sugar, seeds, and sugar :P

Why did you go from ninja to medic?

ARGH YOU STOLE MY POST!

Bah...

Because its fun to post in.

Why did you steal my post?

[singo]

because i felt like it

why did you NOT steal my post before i had the chance?

[The_Maker]

Because I dont type very fast when I have not eaten :P

Why isn't earth square?

[Aqo]

because squares are nerds and circles are sexy.

why does ppl laught at noobs?

[kongurous]

Because noobs is a funny lookin word.

Why isn't "ain't" a word?

[The_Maker]

Because thy ask stupid things and say stupid things

Why did the Germans lose WW2?

ARGH THATS 2wice!!!!

Because it doesn't sound right....
NOW why did the Germans lose WW2

[kongurous]

Because Germany is smaller than Texas, and Don't Mess With Texas.

Why do badgers say badger and mushroom all the time, and bounce up and down?

[Aqo]

because The-Webbl have weird ideas about how to make flash movies...

why does everyone love magical Trevor? (*hint, see the movie first*)

[kongurous]

Because I don't care.

Why is the Earth blue and green and brown?

[singo]

because god made it in the dark (he didnt say the light thing until after he did heaven and earth:P), he meant it to be pink and furry but he couldnt see what he was doing :P

why does the intelectual roundtable never get posted in?

[kongurous]

Because no-one here is an intellectual King Arthur.

Why is this my 70th post?

[singo]

because you made 69 posts before hand - unless you have been offending the mods :P

and the ultimate question.....
why?

[kongurous]

Why what?

[singo]

lol, okay, that was a bit obscure, the correct answers were "because", "why not?" or "42"

why cant elephants make up their minds about where to live? (they are currently evolving away from swimming and the oceans towards grasslands a second time)

[kongurous]

lol, okay, that was a bit obscure, the correct answers were "because", "why not?" or "42" i made you laugh! ha ha!

Elephants cant make up their minds because they never forget.

Why is Santa fat?

[The_Maker]

Because he eats approximatly 6,000,000 cookies every 365 days. (Give or take one for leap year ;) )

Why is the ultimate answer because?

[kongurous]

Because.

Why is a duck feathery?

[The_Maker]

Because it is a bird

Why do some people live in front of their computer 20/7/350? 20=hours 7=days 350=days in year

[kongurous]

Because geeks have to eat to.

Why is a horse a horse?

[Spartan-II]

Because it was tired of being an elephant.

Why do elephants have those long tusks?

[The_Maker]

Becasue if you take away the N in their name they are Elephats.


Why is Billl Gates still a super/well known Nerd, and not someone else?

[kongurous]

Because Bill Gates is a super/well-known nerd that no-one will leave alone.

Why did that Romans conquer Europe?

[Spartan-II]

They got tired of europeans saying they had small penis' xD

Why is rape by bubba not an official punishment?

[kongurous]

Because.

Why are you more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark?

[Aqo]

because you more likely to be attacked by a bee, and beez and cows are the same.

why does 'Tons of Free AIM Smileys' are free?

[kongurous]

Because you used bad grammar in your question.

Why am I being a grammar cop?

[The_Maker]

Becuase you look like one

Why is the word fun a noun and adjective?

[Spartan-II]

Because.dont use because DAMNIT!

[CODEZERO]

BECAUSE BECAUSE the dictionary has it placed as a noun and a adjective.

Why are some people so annoying and when you tell them they are annoying they think they arent?

[singo]

Because? :P

because they have a*seholes for brains

why are the TV schedules over christmas so soul-destroying?

[The_Maker]

because, its the time of shopping sprees for the holiday, and advertisers know that when people are sad, or attached to a character thats dying for example, they will buy for things when they are emotionally attached.


Why does halloween never have any family movies on durin that time of year?

oh and.... Because :P

[singo]

because halloween is supposed to be scary and suchlike, not really a family kinda time


why do they feel it neccassary to edit the best bits out of films show on TV?

[The_Maker]

Because modern tevelvisions have been corrupted by the attack of the bannas! :banana: :bananaroc


Why is life so horrible at some times, and yet so wonderful at others?

[kongurous]

Because life is good when God isn't destroying trailor parks, because it seems God hates trailor parks.

Why is everyone pissed because I used because as an answer?

[The_Maker]

Not EVERYONE is upset, just most of them ;)

Why does the almighty hate trailer parks?

[Spartan-II]

Because he stubbed his toe on one and it hasn't healed yet.

Why has god forsaken me v.v

[kongurous]

good question.

Why are MOSTly everyone pissed at me for using because as an answer?

[The_Maker]

Because it doesn't spread good thread activeness, or anything fun to read!

Why is banna phone so catchy!?

[kongurous]

Because bananas and phones make good combinations.

Why is The_Maker's sig so... umm... evil.

[The_Maker]

Because its infested! BWA HA HA!

Why do you think that? (I need ieas)

[kongurous]

Because hybrids kick ass.

Why is Plumber 2 in the arcade so goddamn hard?

[singo]

its an arcade games and arcade games are defacto, good

why does that make sense to me?

[The_Maker]

Because you wrote it...

Why will I die?

[kongurous]

Because I hit you with a giant candy cane full of Hershey Kisses

Why do I wanna hit stuff with a giant candy cane full of Hershey Kisses?

[The_Maker]

Because its that time of year again... :)

Why aren't candy canes red and black?

[kongurous]

Because black is a halloween color.

Why has this thread gone for so long?

[The_Maker]

Because its fun, but is semi spam :) (And it gives +++ on post counts)

Why do people use candy canes on trees?

[kongurous]

Because trees get hungry, too.

Why do cats sleep so long?

[singo]

because dreams are much better than reality...anything less than 8 hours is just a nap - I dont sleep, I hibernate :P


why does the US army not get training anywhere nearly as good as the equipment they get?

[kongurous]

Because we just have to look flashy, we don't have to back it up.

Why do volcanoes erupt?

[The_Maker]

Because the god 'o war near destruction now and then ;) j/k

Why don't bears go on themself(urinate :P) when they hibernate?

[kongurous]

Because caves don't have toilets.

Why is the orginal Metal Gear so damn hard?

[flaming_squegee]

because the makers wanted to mess with your young fragile little mind.
Why are younger sisters so annoying?

[kongurous]

Because they know you can't hurt them and they exploit it.

Why can't chickens fly?

[The_Maker]

Because they are too scared to try...

Why is a frog a bad name for a tank?

[kongurous]

Because frogs hop and tanks roll.

Why does Metal Gear Solid 2 have one of the best video game themesongs ever?

[The_Maker]

Because it has the word metal in the title which is also a type of music

Why is everyone in this thread so into metalgearsolid all of the sudden?

[kongurous]

Because it kicks ass.

Why do you ask?

[The_Maker]

Because I have never played and wonder if its THAT good.

Should I play metalgearsolid?

[kongurous]

Well, first you need a PS2 or an Xbox and then pick up Metal Gear Solid 2:Substance or Sons of Liberty, and if you have the Cube, pick up Twin Snakes, its a remake of the the first Metal Gear Solid on the PS1, and if you a NES, get Metal Gear the original. sorry for the lengthy answer, and i geuss it would depend on your preference of video game, but all of the Metal Gears are a good challenge.

Why shouldn't you play Metal Gear Solid?

[Muse]

Because I'm impatient as fuck. And fuck is extremely impatient.

Why does this sock smell bad?

[kongurous]

Because you are supposed to put socks on your feet, not your ass.

Why is fuck important?

[The_Maker]

I dont know, because it has been in your foot?

Why do you have a triangle as an avatar? (wow three words that begin with A! ;) )

[kongurous]

(ooc:4, actually.)

[Muse]

It's Delta. Fool.

Why is the sky blue, and the grass green?

[kongurous]

Because blue light is more active, thus the sky is blue, and grass reflects green light, so therefore it is green.

Why did I give a scientific answer?

[Muse]

Because you want to feel smarter.

Why bother?

[kongurous]

Why not?

[Muse]

Because.

Why didn't you write a question?

[kongurous]

My answer was my question.

Why did I answer a question with a question?

[Muse]

Because you couldn't think of a good question.

Why aren't there more dome shaped buildings?

[kongurous]

because people are lazy.

Why do you post as fast as I reply?

[Muse]

BOred.

Why does asparagus make your piss smell?

[kongurous]

Because your piss is supposed to smell.

Why can't chickens fly if they are birds?(im runnin out of ideas)

[The_Maker]

You already asked those questions :P

[kongurous]

see? i told you im runnin out of ideas...

Why has no-one heard of the Total War series of games?

[The_Maker]

Because Bannas have already corrputed our minds as well! :P

Why did you go from ninja to medic?

[kongurous]

because im not a guy.

Why do you ask?

[The_Maker]

Because I was wondering what happend to the ninja of thethal banna attack eternal ;)

Why haven't the bannas won the war yet?

[kongurous]

Because they are slowly taking over South America.

Why do you want to know about the bananas?

[The_Maker]

Because your sig is hipnotising....

When will the great Banna/Grape Civil War occur?

[kongurous]

in the year 3212, the same year Nostradomes(the french predicter dude)said the world would end

[The_Maker]

Why does the world end in 3212?

[kongurous]

Because you answered a question with a question.

Why do you have to be super-flexible to see your own ass without lookin in the mirror?

[The_Maker]

Because it would defy the law of human anatomy

Why would you want to?

[kongurous]

ummm.... I don't know.

Why did the Romans wear skirts and togas?

[The_Maker]

Because they were weird

Why are you in my head?

[kongurous]

Because it's nice and roomy up here.

Why are you The_Maker?

[The_Maker]

Because I like to be?

Why are you konguros?

[kongurous]

Because I am the only one who could have thought of this name.

Why is Id Software in Texas?

[The_Maker]

Because Texas is a United State...

Why hasn't our post battle ended ;)

[kongurous]

Because the US Navy hasn't ordered me to do anything yet.

Why do you post as soon as I reply?

[The_Maker]

Because I am as active and willing to have +++ posts as much as you are.

Why will I win the night and victory shall be mine?

[kongurous]

Because you have a higher post count.

Why is Pres. Bush an idiot?

[The_Maker]

Because I think he isn't and we are at a stand still?

Why is mircosoft a +++++ money industry? (Did you catch the mistake? ;) )

[kongurous]

I don't know.

Why did I join the navy?

[The_Maker]

Because you like to fight?

Why do I make things?

[kongurous]

because you do.

Why does being the only female on a destroyer full of men(a US destroyer has crew of about 392)suck ass?

[The_Maker]

Because every one whistles at you when you walk by.

Why doesn't the navy ban your connection because you are being so... I dunno lol

[kongurous]

Because the Navy is lazy.

Why are we having a senseless contest?(i dont even know what its for!)

[The_Maker]

Because we are proving our posting capablities in the warbords... uh "wanna be" hall of fame. :D

Why do you think having some 300 guys look at your when you walk by bad? j/k

[kongurous]

Because I don't like men having fantasies about me.

Why do you want to know?

[The_Maker]

Because I dont live on a ship.

When will you give up?

[kongurous]

When you do.

Why don't you give up now?

[The_Maker]

Because I will win!

Why don't YOU give up?

[kongurous]

Because you haven't given up first.

Why has this gone on for so damn long?

[The_Maker]

Because we are both stubborn pains in the.. well lets not go there ;)

When will we receive a warning for posting so dang fast?