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because they are easily busted by SLEDGE HAMMERS!!!
Why are sledge hammers so destructive?
Protoss_Honor
03-17-2005, 8:07 PM
because they wheigh more than i do
why do sledgehammers wheigh so much
uchafu
03-17-2005, 9:50 PM
because they are made of a heavy material
Why are we a bunch of couch potatoes?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 10:05 PM
I am not.
Why am I different?
uchafu
03-17-2005, 10:08 PM
Because you are a weirdo
Why am I still here and not doing my homework?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 10:23 PM
Because you are lazy and apathetic like the rest of us.
Why might I be the single only Warboards member with even a little pint of ambition in me?
uchafu
03-17-2005, 10:24 PM
Because most of us have achieved our ambitions
Why am I still here and not doing homework?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 10:29 PM
At this point, it could be anything.
Why is black a cooler color than lavender?
Hawthorne
03-18-2005, 1:58 AM
Cus Neo wears black :)
When do zerglings have a polite tea conversation?
when the hydralisks are off doing...whatever hydralisks do in their spare time
why was your question not a why question?
FeralKhan
03-18-2005, 11:20 AM
Because he is an amatuer.
Why do only a handful of people on Warboards religiously post here?
Ragnarox
03-18-2005, 11:32 AM
Because we are distracted by other threads.
Why are there other threads?
FeralKhan
03-18-2005, 11:34 AM
Because a half decent forum needs actual substance to survive.
Why is that so?
Because other wise it is the "Entertainment compendium"
why was it changed from the easy to type fast "Game room"?
kongurous
03-18-2005, 9:39 PM
Because Entertainment Treasury is harder to type.
Why is this a dumb answer?
because it is the why thread
why is that always slightly relavent?
kongurous
03-18-2005, 9:46 PM
Because it's spelled relevant you drunk Brit.
Why are you possibly drunk?
because ive only had a few, due to a need to get Extra legless at next weeks partaaaaaay!
which will be....
kongurous
03-18-2005, 9:48 PM
Wrong thread.
Why did you get the mixed up... AGAIN!?!
because....I have no reason
why am I a complete arse?
kongurous
03-18-2005, 9:54 PM
Because it's fun.
Why is spamming just as fun?
because spam is the food of gods
why is such divinity allowed down here in the mortal realm?
kongurous
03-18-2005, 9:56 PM
Because spam doesn't taste good.
Why is this so?
because you need to be trollied to buy/eat it
why did I actually buy a tin of spam when I was wasted about a month ago?
uchafu
03-18-2005, 9:58 PM
Because once you taste real Mexican tacos, everything else tastes like crap.
Why am I a nationalist?
singo
03-18-2005, 10:00 PM
because its either that or an internationalist and foreigners can be a bit wierd
why can they?
FeralKhan
03-18-2005, 10:29 PM
Because they are different.
Why is that so?
Hawthorne
03-19-2005, 12:58 AM
Noone Actually knows why....
Is there a Spam Leader of the world?
Dezzick
03-19-2005, 3:44 AM
ME!!!!
Why did Hotorn not have a Why Question, therefore violating the rules of this thread?
t3trino
03-19-2005, 3:46 AM
because he's a kamikaze watermelon?
why ae kamikaze watermelons so dangerous?
because they are full of fire and explode when hit by a total arse with a baseball bat
why do they?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 12:08 PM
Because they are soft and weak
What did a jaguar told to another jaguar?....No wait...Why did a jaguar talked to the other jaguar?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 1:08 PM
Ummmm, bad english.
Why is the internet more mesmerizing than TV?
Killphill
03-19-2005, 1:18 PM
Because it has 100x the channels.
Why is the world round?
because otherwise insurance firms full of old people sail off the edge. (Monty Python)
why do they?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 3:20 PM
Because it is a self evident fact that insurance firms are not subject to the quantum effects of the Higg's boson.
Why is that so?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 4:16 PM
because insurance firms don't have idea of the quantum effects of the Higg's boson
Why is it better to buy a lottery ticket than to buy a life insurance?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:18 PM
Because I don't like geting molotov cocktails thrown at me.
Why is that so?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 4:20 PM
Because Molotov was a communist
Why does the nazi-communist party never worked?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:22 PM
Because they couldn't agree on anything short of crushing the west.
Why is that so?
because, lets face it, most of the west deserves crushing
why does it?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:33 PM
Because they are decadent and corrupt.
Why?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 4:34 PM
Because money talks and bullshit...well, bullshit doesn't really talk...
Hey we should all get...
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:35 PM
Half a brain, unlike uchafu, who can't see that this is the "Why Thread", not the "Finish My Sentence" thread.
Why are axioms assumptions?
because no bugger can prove they exist. ditto quite a lot of quantum thingys
Why is that?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:38 PM
Because Quantum Mechanics is completely in mathematical language.
Why is that?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 4:40 PM
Because if they have half a brain like me, then they can't expect to solve those things...
Why am I so distracted?
you have been quantumized
why is that a good thing?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 4:41 PM
Because language was created by humans.
Why might I be a platonist?
Ragnarox
03-19-2005, 8:43 PM
Because I don't know what a "platonist" is.
Why don't I go look it up in a dictionary?
uchafu
03-19-2005, 8:48 PM
Because you are as lazy as I am.
Why haven't I taken a bath since Tuesday?
iHawk
03-19-2005, 11:01 PM
Because people haven't started to die aroud you yet.
Why do you like warboards?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 11:17 PM
Because of the Entertainment treasury.
Why is school so inefficient?
iHawk
03-19-2005, 11:18 PM
Because it has no Entertainment Tresury.
Why do you spam the ET?
FeralKhan
03-19-2005, 11:19 PM
To get my post count up ridiculous levels in a ridiculously short time.
Why is that important to me?
t3trino
03-20-2005, 2:38 AM
because you're a universal opinionist.
why am i so good at stick fighter?
because it is all you are good at
why is that probably not true?
FeralKhan
03-20-2005, 10:22 AM
Because very little people have the patience to get a ridiculously high score in the arcade.
Why hasn't singo bothered to get the high score on any of the arcade games?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 1:53 PM
Because it takes a long time.
Why have I held the high score for Mini Chopper 3 times?
Protoss_Honor
03-20-2005, 2:36 PM
because you have no life
why do so many people not have lives
kongurous
03-20-2005, 2:53 PM
Because WarBoars is addictive.
Why did you reply to like 10 threads and make it hard for me to read all of them!?!
Because Im trollied YARRRRRRRR!
why?
FeralKhan
03-20-2005, 8:23 PM
Because he lives too close to Ireland.
Why?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:09 PM
Because ireland is closer to England than you will ever be
why does GREAT Britain kick so much arse?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:11 PM
Because you conquered most of the friggen world, or at least the more important countries. And you fostered America's growth, AND you should have held the throne to France during the Hundred Year War because it rightfully belonged to the English.
Why am I supporting England, when I'm Scottish?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:13 PM
Because england is just a part of the divine entity called BRITAIN
why is england divine?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:14 PM
Because you used to the greatest nation on Earth, and the nation you co-founded is now the greatest.
Why could the UED EASILY take over the K Sector?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:17 PM
Because the Almighty dorectorate control all the other sectors.
why do they?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:18 PM
Because they have control over the entire Sol System.
Why should this translate into an assload of resources?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:19 PM
because the asteroid belt = loadsda alumionium
why did i spell aluminium wrong?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:20 PM
Because alumionium sounds cooler.
Why does everything have a latin name?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:22 PM
because the romans were nearly as wellied as I am
why were they?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:27 PM
They drank more wine than the French.
Why is that an assload of wine?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:28 PM
because by god am i planning to top it on friday
why am I?
kongurous
03-20-2005, 10:29 PM
Because wine is weak and you can down a lot of it in a short time.
Why is U2 a kickass band?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:31 PM
because they have heard of Gamma Ray
why am I still shamelessly plugging them?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:33 PM
Because you are a GammaRay fanatic!
Why is Singo's Avy an exploding mouse?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:38 PM
Because im trollied
why am I?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 10:49 PM
whats trollied mean?
singo
03-20-2005, 10:50 PM
Trollied: to be drunk off one's arse, to be so legless one spams warboards with no thought as to coherence or anything else, etc etc
why is existing in the aforementioned state so damn goooooooood?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 11:10 PM
Because you can't tell if somthing bad is happening.
Why is that a good thing?
singo
03-20-2005, 11:12 PM
Because ignorance is bliss
why is it?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 11:15 PM
I'm sorry did you say somthing?
Why do people ignore other people?
singo
03-20-2005, 11:17 PM
because french peop- sorry, some people deserve to be ignored/invade- sorry.
why do they?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 11:29 PM
Because their so-called language is a mish-mash of strange sounds that I don't understand.
Why are these things (-) so much fun?
singo
03-20-2005, 11:38 PM
because beer has happened recentyl
why is that??
iHawk
03-20-2005, 11:39 PM
Because you don't have anything better to do.
Why must you persist in spamming against me?
singo
03-20-2005, 11:41 PM
Because about forteen 440ml cans of beer have happened
why is that a good thing?
iHawk
03-20-2005, 11:43 PM
Because hopefully you'll pass out and stop spamming. :D
Why does the NSLA not spam all of war boards anymore?
t3trino
03-21-2005, 3:01 AM
because... they're good now?
why was i born in 3am in the morning?
singo
03-21-2005, 10:23 AM
Because your mother was not tired so decided to get the birth over and done with at the start of the day
why did she?
Dezzick
03-21-2005, 1:01 PM
Cos she was bored.
what is the value of pi (teh greek thing)?
FeralKhan
03-21-2005, 1:25 PM
3.141592653... to nine signifigant decimel places.
Why does Deezed never ask a why question on this thread?
Fred1000000
03-21-2005, 2:12 PM
Cause he's not quite right in da head.
Why do hippos take mud baths?
because in hot places you cant waste water by bathing in it
why do people still do that?
FeralKhan
03-21-2005, 3:40 PM
Because most people do not live in the desert.
Why is that so?
becasue they live in other places
why is that?
uchafu
03-21-2005, 10:36 PM
Because owning a property in the desert is very expensive, and neighbors usually make a lot of noise.
Why do spring breakers love Mexico?
t3trino
03-22-2005, 2:51 AM
because of the tacos?
why is malaysia so hazy?
because haze is gooood
why is it?
FeralKhan
03-22-2005, 12:10 PM
That is a self evident fact.
Why is Evil more stylish?
uchafu
03-22-2005, 12:38 PM
Because girls dig the guys with the kick-ass outfits
Why is spammer the most evil job in the world?
FeralKhan
03-22-2005, 1:37 PM
Because I am the benchmark in spamming excellence.
Why/why not?
Because it is a good benchmark that can be surpassed by skilled spammers but is unacheiveable to amateurs
why is it?
FeralKhan
03-22-2005, 9:06 PM
'Cause ya gotta be good to surpass my spamming skills, though I am beatable.
Why do I "spam" in the "Entertainment Treasury"?
Because spamming is good for the economy.
Why is spamming good for the economy?
Protoss_Honor
03-22-2005, 10:17 PM
it makes people so frustrated they kill themselves
why is spamming evil?
uchafu
03-23-2005, 12:35 AM
Because it reminds us of the old days, when spam caused a lot of wars and suffering.
Why is "to spam or not to spam" the greatest dilema in life?
Well on one had you could spam and have instant joy while at the same time gaining the hatred of hundreds... Or you could go the latter route; stay depressed and never let those hundreds know you even exist.
Why is spam (The fake meat) so disgusting to most?
t3trino
03-23-2005, 3:53 AM
because when you eat it, you feel like spamming.
why is haze so annoying?
iHawk
03-23-2005, 11:06 AM
Because it's not spam!
Away from spam. Why are stick people cool?
Fred1000000
03-23-2005, 11:29 AM
Because they can get beat up and bloodied somuch, and they NEVER die!!
Why is Lt. Hawk such a Halo addict if he hates Windows??? Hmmmmm....
singo
03-23-2005, 11:46 AM
Because it works on mac doesnt it?
why does it?
Fred1000000
03-23-2005, 1:27 PM
Well, Singo, seeing as Halo is a Microsoft game, I highly doubt it. That's why. :P
Why are teh grunts on Warcraft 3 so much better than teh grunts on Halo?
FeralKhan
03-23-2005, 2:18 PM
Dunno. Haven't played Warcraft.
Why are chainsaws so interesting?
Well, Singo, seeing as Halo is a Microsoft game, I highly doubt it. That's why. :P
that explains it :D
chainsaws are interesting because people juggle them
why can I now imagine that going horrendously wrong?
uchafu
03-23-2005, 9:12 PM
Because usually chainsaws are dangerous.
Why can't I be a juggler?
t3trino
03-24-2005, 3:57 AM
because youre a clandestino.
why do i get limited internet?!?! its not fair!!!!!!
kongurous
03-24-2005, 8:05 AM
Because you already answered your question.
Why is this possibly untrue?
Well, Singo, seeing as Halo is a Microsoft game, I highly doubt it. That's why. :PHalo is for mac actully.
because we never know with T3trino...
Why can't someone hate windows and like X-Box?
uchafu
03-24-2005, 11:54 AM
Because they are like brothers
Why should I buy an Xbox?
iHawk
03-24-2005, 11:56 AM
Because Live kicks ass.
Why does PS2 stink?
because the X-box tops it in all areas including ugliness and humongousness
why is the x-box so damn BIG?
FeralKhan
03-24-2005, 2:53 PM
Because Microsoft is situated in Texas.
Why is everything big in Texas?
Because it makes up for their small wit.
Why was that seem to easy?
because if the path is easy, you are going the wrong way
why is that a bad thing?
because now I'm lost. :o
Why is the easy path the wrong one?
The_Maker
03-24-2005, 9:19 PM
because it is t3h dark side !!!11!!(one)!!
Why is t3h dark side bad?
Ragnarox
03-24-2005, 9:48 PM
Because the light side wants to be able to advretise their products and the dark side lures people so the light can't rip people off.
Why can't all the Jedi and Sith die and we can have a normal Rebel vs. Galactic Empire war?
The_Maker
03-24-2005, 9:57 PM
because that stuff was in the (instert decade in which starwars was made :P)
Why do you want all t3h jedi and sith to d13?
(I l1k3 1337 sp43k c4n j00 t3ll? :P)
kongurous
03-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Because they're too powerful, and Star Wars was first made in 1977.
Why could the Exile pwn Revan any day?
Protoss_Honor
03-24-2005, 10:04 PM
because i dont know who they are
why is 6 afraid of 24575786456363426457837645786247?
Hawthorne
03-25-2005, 1:19 AM
because 6 is a coward.
Why do archons don't go and kill all of humanity?
FeralKhan
03-25-2005, 1:23 AM
Because they are mindless minions.
Why was starcraft so successful?
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