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because you can and havnt noticed
why did it take me about 8 months to work out how to get an image in my sig?
FeralKhan
03-05-2005, 12:59 PM
I guess you are slow, or constantly drunk, either one.
Why is there no image in my signature?
because it was option b) i am off my trolly
why yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
xodkrm
03-05-2005, 9:34 PM
Why did I participate in this thread?
FeralKhan
03-05-2005, 10:23 PM
Because you wanted to.
Why didn't the guy above me answer the question above him before asking his why question?
kongurous
03-05-2005, 10:35 PM
Because laziness is eternal.
Why is this especially true in the US Navy?
t3trino
03-06-2005, 2:36 AM
because i see their carriers never spew out interceptors
why does yelling 'GLAMAHUAHUA!' make you seem so insane?
because shouting "YARRR!!! IM WELLIED" makes you sound drunk, i cant think why
ah, ill ask you
Why does it?
FeralKhan
03-06-2005, 8:31 PM
Because you are saying you are drunk.
Why are the Irish so drunk?
Ragnarox
03-06-2005, 11:28 PM
Because we portray them as such.
Why do we do so?
t3trino
03-07-2005, 2:47 AM
because of my assasin's Irish husband!!!
why did my assasin marry an Irish?
singo
03-07-2005, 12:15 PM
why not?
actually, that will do as my question
why not?
FeralKhan
03-07-2005, 1:40 PM
No reason why not.
Why was the subject of assasins brought up?
Because sometimes assassination is necessary
why is it?
FeralKhan
03-07-2005, 4:00 PM
Because some people can't keep their damn mouth shut.
Why is that so?
Ragnarox
03-07-2005, 10:04 PM
Because many people say without thinking.
Why don't people think?
Killphill
03-07-2005, 10:15 PM
Because it would waste to much time.
Why isn't there enough time to do everything we want to?
uchafu
03-07-2005, 10:34 PM
Because if that was the case, we could play all day long videogames and study later, but the society doesn't want that for us
Why are only 15 people studying ethnomusichology in Mexico?
xodkrm
03-07-2005, 11:25 PM
Because you wanted to.
Why didn't the guy above me answer the question above him before asking his why question?WRONG.
Ragnarox
03-08-2005, 12:02 AM
....ummmm...How am I supposed to answer this question?
Why didn't you state your question in a "Why?" tense?
Heck, why didn't you ask a question?
possibly because of beer, i know thats caused me to confuse several threads, and hijack multiple others :P
why is drunken spam fun?
t3trino
03-08-2005, 8:26 AM
because you get to run around yelling 'BANZAI!' and exploding like a mouse
why are exploding mice fun?
FeralKhan
03-08-2005, 11:23 AM
Because exploding anything is amusing.
Why is that so?
singo
03-08-2005, 11:55 AM
because explosions are just amazing
why is kai hansen also amazing?
FeralKhan
03-08-2005, 2:13 PM
Never heard of him.
Why are screens so mesmerizing?
because of quantum
why is "quantum" such a good word?
FeralKhan
03-08-2005, 3:00 PM
Because it sounds "futuristic like".
Why is that so?
Protoss_Honor
03-08-2005, 4:15 PM
because some people are so simple minded they like a word just cause of its sound like yamato is cool cause it sounds good
why are some people so simple minded
because they were born in the US
why do I love inulting the yanks?
Protoss_Honor
03-09-2005, 11:17 AM
because your jealous
why are you jealous?
FeralKhan
03-09-2005, 1:27 PM
Because he is a British has been I guess.
Why were the British formerly great empire builders?
Protoss_Honor
03-09-2005, 7:19 PM
Because they were a formerly great empire
why is America in such a mess?
FeralKhan
03-09-2005, 9:03 PM
Because you have to screw up sooner or later (many times more sooner than later:concern: ).
Why are some people incompetent?
Ragnarox
03-09-2005, 9:17 PM
Because we put too much reliance on machines to do the work for us and we are no longer confident in our skills.
Why don't we work harder?
FeralKhan
03-09-2005, 9:42 PM
I don't even have to answer that question.
Why not?
LiquidPython
03-09-2005, 10:12 PM
Because The average human being would prefer not to spend energy they don't have to. Humans would rather be lazy then better themselves mentally or physically. Thats why.
Why was that such a long answer?
FeralKhan
03-09-2005, 10:26 PM
Because you believed that you could answer the question more effectively by making it a long answer.
Why don't humans care to better themselves?
LiquidPython
03-09-2005, 10:41 PM
Because its hard, and I already said that it was because they are lazy.
Why did you ask a question i already answered?
Killphill
03-09-2005, 10:51 PM
Because your old answer was pretty pathedic.
Why was it so sad?
FeralKhan
03-09-2005, 10:54 PM
Because I guess it was an accident.
Why are tables not recognized as invaluable technology?
t3trino
03-10-2005, 3:14 AM
because we don't need them anymore, we have laptops and tv dinners!!!
why must you fear the cussing?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 11:51 AM
Cussing, where!!! *FeralKhan looks around everywhere like a scared little animal* Cussing!!! Omg,Omg, I don't want to die *FeralKhan screams like a little girl and runs out the door flailing his arms in the air*.
Why is mental arithmetic so oy?
because I dont know what the hell oy means
why don't I?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:32 PM
Because you are unenlightened.
Why might I be a cretin?
because all things are possible
why is that a lie?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:34 PM
Because you can't be a genius.
Why might this be not so?
because I could be if geniusness didnt involve actual work
why am I a lazy frigger?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:37 PM
Because you are British.
Why aren't Americans better?
Because we brits have lost a bigger empire than you will ever have
why did we lose it?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:41 PM
Because you are all inbred.
Why do all empires eventually crumble?
Because we stand around drinking tea and saying "what, really?" "are you sure" "no really?" "oh bugger, there goes the empire"
why do you have no idea what I was referring to there?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:47 PM
Who does?
Why does the second law of thermodynamics blow?
because no one likes obeying reality
why does reality suck?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 1:52 PM
Because we are used to fiction.
Why is fiction so interesting?
besause its not reality.
Why do people seek acceptance?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 3:47 PM
Because it is natural for humans to want to be around other humans.
Why aren't all animals social?
because who would be socializing when they can be spamming the game room??
why is the aformentioned activity so addictive?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 4:37 PM
Because Warboards members are all small minded fools concrned only with their precious post counts.
Why is there so little in the Intellectual Roundtable nowadays?
because it seems there are onbly about five bugers that post there
why so few?
The_Maker
03-10-2005, 4:58 PM
because people don't like debating for long periods of time unless they have to.
Why is it fun to spam unless it is allowed? (What I guess I am really asking is why is it fun to break the law ;) )
Because its no fun breaking laws that dont exist
why isnt it?
The_Maker
03-10-2005, 5:13 PM
because human nature doesn't allow it.
Why do we read and recite poetry?
because we are trollied when we do so
why is it unacceptable to recite poetry sober?
The_Maker
03-10-2005, 6:14 PM
I dunno.
Why are you in low orbit around a jumble of letters and numbers?
kongurous
03-10-2005, 8:23 PM
Because LV-426 was like the Alien homeworld and stuff.
Why have my posts in the Game Room been few and far between as of late?(and more importantly, I technically havent posted in the Game Room for 24 hours, so The_Maker, make me a mod already, dammit! /me is pissed!)
Killphill
03-10-2005, 9:17 PM
Because you've been spending to much time complaining about not being a mod...
Why is this so time consuming?
FeralKhan
03-10-2005, 10:00 PM
Isn't everything?
Why is time so cruel?
t3trino
03-11-2005, 2:59 AM
because time doesn't know what else to do with all the whips lying around.
why does nearly everyone else post when im not around?
Ragnarox
03-11-2005, 3:16 AM
Because you live in a different time zone.
Why can't we be more coordinated?
t3trino
03-11-2005, 3:28 AM
because you like to blow things up.
why so?
Because big explosions are, big and explody, whats not to like??
Why do I like big explosions?
Protoss_Honor
03-11-2005, 1:30 PM
because you are just plain wrong
why is that?
FeralKhan
03-11-2005, 3:32 PM
Asking why singo is wrong is like asking why a thing is what it is.
Why is beef so delicious?
because all things are one thing, thus if one thing is delicious, all things are, and thgis is bullshit philosophy so meh
why did I just say that?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:05 PM
Because randomimity(w00rt for being random :P)is t3h c00l
\/\/l-ly 15 13375p34k 73l-l (001? (Why is leetspeak teh cool?)
because no bugger can understand it
why can they not?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:09 PM
Because l33t is bloody annoying.
Why were you worried about me, when I was only gone for like 12 hours?
I wasnt.
Why was the_maker?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:18 PM
Because he thinks he's the heir to my spamming throne. Singo, since you were my first officer, you are the one who will take over when I'm banned, or I leave WarBoards.
Why do I love the edit option so much?
because its so useful (especally if you screw up the first post as often as I do)
why do I screw up my first posts so often?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:20 PM
Because I did as well.
Why should I get a pet bunny?
because bunnys are cute, furry, and a good emergency meal
why did I have to add that last bit?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:22 PM
Because the US national anthem is better than the British one.(besides, we have a good parody of yours)
Why do I love the States more then Britain, when I was born in Scotland?
Because you have had it instilled in you to love america
Why have I had it instilled in me to laugh at america?
(hey, my grandfather is a scot)
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:26 PM
Because you're an imperialistic bastard.
Why would I rather be with the States than with the nation that conquerd my homeland?
Because you know that soon all nations will again fall under the glorious banner of Britain!! and you want to be in a nation allied with them so as to get a position of power
why will that actually happen I I ever become PM?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:32 PM
Because being the Prime Minister, basicly makes you king.
Why should I just go back to Scotland and stare at the men wearin' kilts?
Because well......I probably shouldnt say on a forum where anyone could just wander in
Why did I just say that?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:35 PM
Because you could just PM me why.
Why is this a why thread?(ooh, the ultimate of ultimate questions)
because (ooh, the ultimate of ultimate answers)
or 42, whichever
why are both of those either deeply philosophical or completely bollocks?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:38 PM
Because... erm... we should start talkin' english English, instead of the butchered American version!
Why did I suggest such a thing?
because pidgin - sorry american english is demeaning
why is it?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:40 PM
Because it is.
Why why?
because because
why is this thread, despite the recent answers, still not degenerating any further?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:44 PM
Because it's degenerated enough.
Why, when you have a horrid hangover, does it sound like accountants are typing on the clicking number machines over and over again?
because, whenever you are drinking, a number of accountants move in next door and start typing very loudly at the wall between you and them
why do they do that?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 5:48 PM
Because it just proves that all acountants are on the same boat as France and Canada.
Why is this my longest bout of spamming in a long time?(and why is the Canadian national insignia a maple leaf? It's a fuckin' leaf, dammit! Hell, the Libyan flag is just the colour green, and it's a better flag than a leaf!)
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 5:57 PM
Its a leaf because they need some sort of emblem :P
Why do I have a new and impressive spam siggy? :D
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:00 PM
Because it's subliminal messaging.
Why is it easy to do some illegal things, but hard to do other illegal things?(w00t for vagueness)
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 6:01 PM
because you are being vauge :P
Why did I make a nw siganture?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:04 PM
Because nw is the initials for a direction.
Why is this so?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 6:09 PM
because it stands for North West.
Why does it not stand for WestNorth? :lame:
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:13 PM
Because then it would be WN.
Why does UPN suck?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 6:24 PM
Because NPU sounds like a stench :P
Why is it called a "Zeeky Boogy Doog" ?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:32 PM
Because it's wierd.
Why is weirdness t3h l33t?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 6:36 PM
because every once in a while someone won't kno what it means....THEN you can exploit it to its fullest potential ;)
Why did I just turn into a complete Spam Minion?!:o
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:38 PM
Because you didn't give me full capabilities.(how the hell am I supposed to prove myself, when I don't have a "close thread" button or anything?)
Why am I bitchin' about stuff?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 6:43 PM
You can't close threads?! Thats not right brb *goes off to fix problem*
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:44 PM
I don't see a button for it.
Why why?
FeralKhan
03-11-2005, 6:44 PM
Indeed...
Why did you double post?
EDIT: Whoops, sorry, you two had the same Avatar.
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:48 PM
(I also look at avatars to identify someone. it blows when two people have similar ones)
Because I didn't.
Why is it fun to yell at people?(and another thing on why it's QWERTY on a keyboard: I'm more inclined to believe my explanation, because EAT are the most used letters in the english language, and yet, they aren't in the order you laid down. Care to explain? Didn't think so)
FeralKhan
03-11-2005, 6:51 PM
(I also look at avatars to identify someone. it blows when two people have similar ones)
Because I didn't.
Why is it fun to yell at people?(and another thing on why it's QWERTY on a keyboard: I'm more inclined to believe my explanation, because EAT are the most used letters in the english language, and yet, they aren't in the order you laid down. Care to explain? Didn't think so)
Because when I answered that statement, I said that "some dickhead" said that, not that I agreed with him (anyway, I f*cking hate the Home row method).
Why does spam taste like glass?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 6:53 PM
Because it might have glass in it.
Why don't I trust Hormel anymore?
FeralKhan
03-11-2005, 6:56 PM
Hard not to, seeing how I don't even know this guy and I don't trust him:shiftyr: :shiftyl: ...
Why did I get almost 100 posts in one day?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 7:00 PM
Because you are a spammer! :P
Why don't you join the SLA? You could be number four singo is number 3 (I think)
kongurous
03-11-2005, 7:06 PM
The officers(in order of conscr-... er, joining)are singo, The_Maker, Kazansky, GrassDragon, and Fratt. I should make a website or somethin' for this stuff.
Why is that a good idea?
FeralKhan
03-11-2005, 7:10 PM
Because...well you should.
Why am I not an Officer in the SLA?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 7:13 PM
Because you haven't asked to be one.
Why haven't you?(true, the other officers didnt ask, but they're good friends)
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 7:43 PM
I joined in a spam duel one cold 2004 evening and well.... It sort of stuck :P
Should I PM the others with their new signatures oh mighty koungurous? ;)
kongurous
03-11-2005, 7:46 PM
I remember that duel! By the way, I won.
Why is this so?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 7:48 PM
Because you got more stamina then me :P
Btw what is your answer?
BOT: Why did I lose that duel?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 7:49 PM
Because you did(what answer? you didnt post a question!)
Why did I notice that?
The_Maker
03-11-2005, 7:51 PM
The question is/was should I send singo and Kazanzky etc. their new siggies? :)
You noticed it because you are too smart :P
Why do we call it "spelt" bread?
kongurous
03-11-2005, 7:53 PM
Beats me.
Why should you just go ahead and send them their numbers(singo is 3, Kazansky is 4, GD is 5, and Fratt is 6)
Protoss_Honor
03-11-2005, 10:49 PM
because they arnt letters
why are letters not numbers
Fred1000000
03-11-2005, 11:19 PM
Uhhhhh, pie?
Why is my soul are fusing to Warboards?
Protoss_Honor
03-11-2005, 11:22 PM
what and because you are a dumb grunt
why are some people smarter than other people not as smart as them
kongurous
03-12-2005, 1:24 AM
Because somethings happen when something else should happen.
Why is Tron a good movie?(We are BORG! Resistance is futile! Prepare to be assimilated!)
t3trino
03-12-2005, 3:12 AM
because people like borgs?
why don't i get a number?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 8:36 AM
Because you aren't in the NSLA.
Why aren't you?
FeralKhan
03-12-2005, 10:33 AM
Because t3trino is not good enough yet.
Why might I be wrong?
Because if you are onlina ta about 3AM GMT you will see drunken spam from yours truly
why will you?
Protoss_Honor
03-12-2005, 4:56 PM
because you are a drunken diphead
why is that?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 5:53 PM
because he is drunk :P (loowhole w00t w00t!)
Why doesn't beer smell like eggs?
UnHoly-Assassin
03-12-2005, 6:35 PM
because eggs come from a chickens arse and beers come from...well...u dont wanna know.
why are there old fat people who sit there all day rating video games so people cant play them?
singo
03-12-2005, 10:18 PM
Because no-one cares where the beer COMES from!!
TALLY HO!!!
why tally ho?
UnHoly-Assassin
03-12-2005, 10:55 PM
cause u aint got nuthin else teh say
and why is that?
singo
03-12-2005, 10:57 PM
because of the beerer
why is it because of the beer?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:06 PM
Because beerer isn't a word.
Why is it better to have a fleet(as in, like enough to block out the sun of a whole planet)of Star Destroyers than one Deathstar?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:10 PM
because it inspires fear XD
Why is it better to have a Sith Lord as an apprentice rather than a jedi?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:14 PM
Because I would much rather have a Grey Jedi, or Kreia as a master.
Why was my answer totally irrelevant to the question?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:15 PM
because you are a KOTOR fan (w00t w00t!)
Why is there no "neutral" side to the force?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:16 PM
Because the Grey Jedi take up that neutral side.(Jolee Bindo and Kreia are examples of Grey Jedi. I guess Qui Gon Jin would be as well, since he really didn't listen to the Jedi Order, and he wasn't a dark jedi either)
Why are we asking a bunch of Star Wars questions?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:19 PM
Because we are nerdy :P
Why are we such Starwars nerds?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:21 PM
Because Star Wars is t3h l33t.
Why was the Republic actually prepared to fight the droids?(think about it, the Republic almost lost just about every single war it's been in, but thanks to Revan, the Exile, or some other random Jedi, they get their asses saved. This time, they were actually prepared for a war.)
singo
03-12-2005, 11:22 PM
because all fleets fall before the might of the Iron Savior
why do they?
http://iron-savior.com/ - Find the story.
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:23 PM
Because randomness in the face of Hello is fun.
Why was that total crock?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:24 PM
because this is the WHY THREAD!
why did i say that in caps?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:26 PM
Because God made it a button for a reason.
Why(g) should(i) you(v) me(e) more(m) wierd(o) things(n) to(e) type(y)?(I seense subliminal messaging)
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:30 PM
um... I dunno :P
Wh(y) d(o) yo(u) do that? (Its fun :) )
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:31 PM
It was the subliminal message. It read, "Give money".
Why is this so?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:33 PM
because such messaging passes through my alcohol ravaged brain without triggeribng any neurons
why the hel l did i say that?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:34 PM
Because it's probably true.
Why are cats good pets?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:37 PM
becaue rhinocerouses arnt
why arent they?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:38 PM
Because that was random. And it's spelled rhinocerous.
Why are you whammed?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:39 PM
because ive beedn drinking
why should that be self-evident?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:41 PM
I don't know.
Why is german fun to speak?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:42 PM
because every word you cough instead of speak :P
Why is irish fun to speak?
kongurous
03-12-2005, 11:43 PM
Because it sounds like you're puking when you say it.
Why is this so?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:43 PM
because ireland = guiness
why is that important?
The_Maker
03-12-2005, 11:54 PM
because the sweedish=I have no idea XD
Why is that not important?
singo
03-12-2005, 11:55 PM
Because shit happens
why does it?
t3trino
03-13-2005, 2:27 AM
because of shit. :P
why am i part of the cussing? :cuss:
singo
03-13-2005, 10:47 AM
Because you have squit all interesting to do
why is that true for all denizens of the Game Room?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 10:59 AM
Because I say so.
Why do I have any say in the game room?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:01 AM
because we welcome all bored spammers here.
Why have you not considered a career in the NSLA?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:02 AM
I have, but I don't know where to get recruited.
Why do I not know?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:03 AM
Because you need to be online at 3-5AM GMT on a friday night (saturday morning) for an epicload of spam.
Why are you not online at that time?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:05 AM
Because I got some other things to do on friday nights.
Why are we here?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:06 AM
Because we DONT have anything to do on sunday afternoons
why dont we?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:07 AM
Because it seems that no one does anything on Sunday.
Why is that so?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:09 AM
because they are recovering from the saturday
why is recovery painful?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:11 AM
Because the body needs to sacrifice our comfort for our well being in order to heal us.
Why does this not make sense?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:12 AM
because most things dont
why dont they?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:15 AM
Because we are used to things and thoughts concieved by human beings.
Why are humans illogical?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:16 AM
because logic isnt a good survival strategy
Why is it not?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:18 AM
Because intellectuals are the first to go in a moron's society.
Why were many people killed for their thoughts?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:20 AM
Because thoughts are dangerous to those in power
why is that?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:24 AM
Because docile, idiotic people are easier to control.
Why is that so?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:27 AM
Compliance requires no thought, people do not want to think, soon true tyranny will darken the world.......or not, whateverthehell
Why are idiots not locked away where they cant mess the world up?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Because there are WAY too many idiots.
Why is that so?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:29 AM
because you live in america (possibly) and thats where we deported all ours to a few hundred years ago
why did we do that?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:31 AM
Because British people are not as stupid as they look.
Why might this not apply to some Brits?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:32 AM
Because our politicians are
Why could that apply to ANY country on earth (and anywhere else for that matter)
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:34 AM
Because you'd have to be a stupid asshole to want and hold a high political position.]
Why is it neccesarily an asshole but not neccessarily stupid?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:36 AM
Because anyone capable of getting elected is automatically unsuitable for the job (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, but still relevant)
Why is this a damn good reason for abolishing democracy?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:38 AM
Because democracy is a phantom and a joke (though still better than most...)
Why haven't I read a Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy yet?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:42 AM
Because you havnt
Why is it imperative you do so at once?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:43 AM
Because I must not be left out and hence different.
Why mustn't I?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:44 AM
Because non-conformity will be punished by law...
why did I have to sneak yet another Gamma ray reference in there?
FeralKhan
03-13-2005, 11:46 AM
Because Gamma Ray is actually plagued with government mind control techniques, and orders your mind to pay attention to it.
Why is that so, or not so?
singo
03-13-2005, 11:49 AM
Because I dont care because their songs are so good to down beers too
why is that important?
t3trino
03-14-2005, 8:28 AM
because you need it to be constantly trollied.
why are you always whammed?
FeralKhan
03-14-2005, 3:28 PM
Because he lives fairly close to Ireland.
Why the cussing?
t3trino
03-14-2005, 9:17 PM
because i am part of it.
why am i part of it?
Protoss_Honor
03-14-2005, 9:30 PM
because you are
why are you
uchafu
03-14-2005, 11:20 PM
so concerned about it?
You should just...
Why am I so stupid?
Ragnarox
03-14-2005, 11:47 PM
Because all humans are stupid at one point or another.
Why are humans stupid sometimes...or most of the time depending on the person?
Because if they were intelligent even worse things would happen
why is that so depressing?
FeralKhan
03-15-2005, 11:13 AM
Because it has some truth to it.
Why mustn't we let ourselves get depressed?
Because depression is bloody silly
why is it?
FeralKhan
03-15-2005, 9:26 PM
Because depressed people go around selfishly thinking that they are the worst off human being on the planet instead of trying to better themselves.
Why are humans slobbenly nuisances?
t3trino
03-16-2005, 3:18 AM
i have no idea whatsoever :D
why are some games so horny?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 1:31 PM
i have no idea whatsoever :D
why are some games so horny?
Ummmm.....
Why did they change the spa..err, game room's name?
uchafu
03-16-2005, 1:43 PM
So it could fit properly with the intellectual personality of Warboarders
Why do men keep molesting me?
Dezzick
03-16-2005, 2:16 PM
Cos You Are Gay. (J/K)
Why can Uchafu cook?
because most people tend to be able too
why did you say that as if you can't?
uchafu
03-16-2005, 3:15 PM
Because he can only cook Pop Tarts
Why is that?
because he never lerned to cook the god jesus and holy ghost of meals - the fry-up
why didnt he?
kongurous
03-16-2005, 3:19 PM
Because it's hard to cook holy meals.
Why is microwaving metal a bad idea?
because whilst inherantly cool, it frigs up your microwave
why hasnt anyone invented microwaveable metal?
kongurous
03-16-2005, 3:23 PM
Because it has no practical purpose, but would make heating up chinese food better.
Why is this so?
because all things are pointless
except food, oh, and drink :D
why are those two not?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:27 PM
Because we need food to survive and beer to get tanked.
Why is getting tanked productive and unproductive?
because it produces inebriation, but loses food previously consumed
why is that?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:29 PM
Because it contains alcohol.
Why make alcohol free beer?
because...wait, there is no reason!!! ARGGGHHHHH!! I hate that stuff, it is as pointless as the eiffel tower!
why is the eiffel tower so pointless?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:31 PM
Because it is clearly French.
Why is it fun to rip on French people?
uchafu
03-16-2005, 3:38 PM
Because they have an attitude problem
Then...why am I learning to speak French?
because..oh dear...french.
why am I now restraining myself from hurling insults at the frogs?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:39 PM
Because you don't want to be banned.
Why is being banned bad?
uchafu
03-16-2005, 3:41 PM
because its like suddenly taking you away the best drug
Why does this seem to be the rush hour for spamming?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:42 PM
Because all my good chaps are here.
Why is that so?
uchafu
03-16-2005, 3:43 PM
because we don't have anything else to do
Why do we have so much spare time?
because the spam is controlling us!
why is that not really a bad thing?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:47 PM
Because spam in the entertainment treasury has a 99% approval rating.
Why is that so?
Because spam is cheap and pointless, yet it harms no one.
uchafu
03-16-2005, 3:49 PM
Because it is a sanctuary
Why do I feel as if the dark force is controlling me?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 3:49 PM
Because you are a wierdo.
Why is that so?
Because he was born that way.
Why isn't anyone on during the day?
FeralKhan
03-16-2005, 7:36 PM
Beats me. Guess it's your time zone.
Why is this supposed to be a place where we can talk about games and shows in general when it is obviously Warboards' spammers dumping grounds?
iHawk
03-16-2005, 10:34 PM
because us spammers needed a dumping ground.
Why must you ask so many questions?
Dezzick
03-17-2005, 12:24 PM
Cos Spam Sux.
Why is this teh best spam thread evar?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:26 PM
It isn't. That title goes to The Name Twister Game.
Why did you think otherwise?
Because he knows not the ways of spamming.
Why do all rps die?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:29 PM
Dunno.
Why is 2+2 four?
Because four minus two is four.
Why is the sky blue?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:32 PM
Because the air is slightly blue, and we are surrounded by air.
Why are we surrounded by air?
Because we need it to breathe.
Why is warboards addictive?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:35 PM
Because it is a close knit, dedicated community.
Why is that so/not so?
Because we may be closely knit but we are far far away.
Why do people smoke if they know it kills them? Are they just dumb?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:41 PM
Because they somehow are acquainted to smoking, one way or another, smoke for some time, then end up getting addicted to the nicotine.
Why are cigars so stylish?
Because J. Johna Jameson from spiderman smokes them.
Why do more people use PCs then Macs if Macs never crash?
P.S. Macs RULE!
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 1:50 PM
I don't know too much about Macs so I can't say.
Why is school so monotonous?
Because most school teachers don't enjoy their jobs enough to make it fun.
Why don't teachers like their jobs?
because of students like me
with all the advances in human technoly why is there still hunger, pain and suffering?
uchafu
03-17-2005, 4:05 PM
Because of capitalism, globalization, and the pigs controlling the world
Why is mankind so cruel?
because they are all idiots
why did I refer to mankind as though I am not a member?
FeralKhan
03-17-2005, 4:36 PM
What??
Why are LCD monitors better than the traditional kind?
because they are flat and take up less space, allowing more beer to be near the PC
on the other hand, why are they not as good?
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