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t3trino
02-10-2005, 1:13 AM
bcuz ur capital city has run out of em...
y does gundam seed suck?
Ragnarox
02-10-2005, 1:18 AM
Because it's not mechwarrior.
Why is Mechwarrior better than Gundam?
t3trino
02-10-2005, 1:31 AM
BCUZ GUNDAM SUCKS!!!!!
y r dere no antimatter superweapons?
because there is no antimatter
why dont you take the time to spell?
uchafu
02-10-2005, 4:23 PM
Because he was in a hurry
Why does two wrongs cannot make one right?
t3trino
02-10-2005, 9:38 PM
bcuz 2x + p does not equal x + w (lol)
y does everyone criticize my method of writing?
kongurous
02-10-2005, 10:30 PM
Because you don't spell, and people usually don't take too kindly to it.
Why is this the first time Zelt hasn't posted in this thread for at least 1 day?
The_Maker
02-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Because he is sabatouging the late SLA.
Why do they call them USB?
kongurous
02-10-2005, 11:44 PM
I don't know.
Why do they call it IBM?
t3trino
02-10-2005, 11:46 PM
because they're spamming the white house.
why am i so bored?
because you are spamming
why does spam need no reason?
t3trino
02-12-2005, 3:13 AM
thanks 2 kongurous
y dont we have wings?
kongurous
02-12-2005, 10:02 AM
Because God didn't want us to have them.
Why do people have to die?
Dezzick
02-13-2005, 4:17 AM
Because then the world would be overcrowded.
Why Am I spamming, even though I hate spam?
because spamming is the natural state of the human existance
why is that?
kongurous
02-13-2005, 6:29 PM
Because in my absense, spam has flourished!
Why is fun, well, fun?
uchafu
02-13-2005, 9:03 PM
Because if not, the world would be boring.
Why did my ex-girlfriend won the lottery right after she dumped me?
kongurous
02-13-2005, 10:42 PM
Because she didn't want to share money with you.
Why am I inclined to look up how to build a hydrogen bomb and then blow Michigan to Hell?
t3trino
02-14-2005, 2:22 AM
because you hate Michigan?
why is my big brother so horny?
The_Maker
02-14-2005, 7:39 PM
Because that's how you see him.
Why are Mooses called Mooses instead of Meese?
because meese sounds wierd
why does it?
kongurous
02-15-2005, 3:21 PM
Because the plural of moose is moose, not mooses or meese.
Why has a nursery rhyme discribing the english language not been imported from England?
Dezzick
02-15-2005, 3:38 PM
Cos nursery rhymes are stupid
Why are we talking about this?
The_Maker
02-15-2005, 4:54 PM
Because you started all this :P
Why do you care?
because he does not like the way this thread is going
why does he not?
t3trino
02-16-2005, 2:28 AM
because he doesnt like to spell
why is the plural of mongoose mongooses?
because english works like that
why is english a good language?
kongurous
02-16-2005, 12:23 PM
Because it's so damn complicated, only about 30% of the world's population can speak it.
Why doesn't the other 70% know how to speak english?
Dezzick
02-16-2005, 12:37 PM
Cos they are barbarians.
why are they barbarians?
Dr_Inferno
02-16-2005, 4:45 PM
because they're hairy and smelly.
why doesn't dirt taste good?
GrassDragon
02-16-2005, 5:05 PM
Cause it's dirty.
Why are these types of threads so popular?
kongurous
02-16-2005, 5:06 PM
It raises your post count.
Why is my post count about to surpass GrassDragons'?
GrassDragon
02-16-2005, 5:10 PM
Because you spam WAY more than me.
Why does it matter?
kongurous
02-16-2005, 5:11 PM
Because I have nothing better to do than zap people with a cattle prod.*revs afore-mentioned cattle prod*
Why does electricty hurt so damn much?
GrassDragon
02-16-2005, 5:27 PM
Because YOU'RE wielding it.
Why am I posting here when I have a video game to play?
kongurous
02-16-2005, 5:30 PM
Because listening to the Spam Queen is better than a bunch of 1's and 0's.
Why is the binary language so hard to understand?(or see for that matter. damn microscopic numbers)
because numbers are annoying
why does everyone think this is so?
t3trino
02-17-2005, 2:11 AM
because we like to yell BANZAI!
why is my comp so slow?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 10:13 AM
Computers have a tendency to take example from thier masters.
Why am I bothering with these threads?
for post count resons
why else do people lurk in the game room?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 1:54 PM
Umm... to burrow into the ground and shoot spikes at them, I geuss.[/too_much_brood_war]
Why is Sicily a boring island?(really it is. the only thing exciting on Sicily is a volcano)
because the volcano got indiscriminate with some lava, burning away all the interesting things
why is lava fun?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:02 PM
Because Corsica and Sardinia make Sicily look bad.
Why does everyone hate France?
because of the french mentality (dont gey me started on the french ok?)
why did you post to slowly?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:04 PM
I was looking at another website
Why did you post so fast?
Because i have had months of training at spamming like a git
why do i still practice?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:05 PM
Because you're my general.
Why is Canada just as bad as France?
because quite a lot of canada speaks french
whjy do they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:06 PM
Canada is lame
Why is Canada lame?
because they speak french
why is this turning into a french bashing thread?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:07 PM
Because everyone hates France.
Why does everyone hate America more?
because france isnt woth hating
why isnt it?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:09 PM
Because you're probably whammed out of your gourd.
Why is this usually correct?
I usually am (just not today)
why am I?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:10 PM
Because you like to drink.
Why is theXenon sure to get banned?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:11 PM
Because he has a big mouth
Why is that so?
because I got caught out by the 30 second rule
why is xenon's sig very funny anyway?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:13 PM
Because it was offensive and he insulted an admin and a mod. And got the impression that freedom of expression actually worked here. This is a website, not America, it has rules!
Why do I feel like hijacking this ship and blowing Paris to hell?
because blowing up paris and hijacking ships are both fun activities
why are they?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:16 PM
Because everyone should unite and destroy France.
Why is hating France an international passtime?
because everyone needs someone to hate, and britain has done that job for 500 years and its time for a break
why is it?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 2:19 PM
Because now everyone hates America, France, and Canada.
Why was Britain the strongest nation in the world 300 years ago?
because 300 years ago empire builders didnt have to worry about such silly things as "the rights of man" and "international opinion"
why didnt they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:21 PM
Because those were the good old days.
Why are the old days good?
because they are not now
why arnt they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:23 PM
France.
Why does France still exsist
because of the aformentioned problems with wiping people out
why are people so against genocide?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:26 PM
Because people are gay little pussies who do not know what is right.
Why is this so?
because of the damn UN
why mus the UN be eradicated?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:28 PM
They stand in the way of the US?
Why is the US the most powerful nation on earth?
pfft, only by default
why do I still not accept the british empire has fallen?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:30 PM
Because the commonwealth still exsists.
Why does it still exsist?
Because everyone wants to be as great as britain was, what am I saying? IS!
why do they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:34 PM
They don't...
Why are you so deluded in that sense
Because I am a british imperialist bastard
why am I?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:35 PM
You are british
Why were you not born elsewhere?
Because I would not want to be
why would'nt I
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:38 PM
Beats me
Why is water so wet?
because if it was dry it would be called land
why would it?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:40 PM
Some freak quantum fluctuation I guess
Why won't quantum mechanics and relativity go together in one theory?
because actually FINDING the theory of everything would defeat the point
why would it?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:44 PM
because physicists are gay
Why are physicists gay?
because they are not
why do you think they are?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:49 PM
I needed to say something
What are we gaining by getting our posts up like this?
a high post count.
why is it easier to keep spamming than to stop?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:54 PM
Spams contain heroine
Why is heroine so expensive?
because they need to buy exessive amonuts of spam to put in it
why do they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 2:57 PM
To get us addicted
Why are addictions so harmful?
because if they wernt they wouldnt be addictive
why wouldnt they?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 3:00 PM
Because most humans believe what feels good is bad
Why do people like to punish themselves?
Because they are wierd
Why are they?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 4:37 PM
Because this conversation left the French alone! That should be illegal!
Why do I hate the French so?
becuase you have been spamming in close proximity to my posts too long
why does no-one care as long as the french are hated?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 4:39 PM
Because the French suck.
Why?
because they invented the act of sucking
why are they proud of that?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 4:41 PM
Because they are French, and the French suck!
Why have we run out of original ideas?
because this thread has been spammed to hell and back, and to hell again
why are we now going to spam it back once more?
kongurous
02-17-2005, 4:42 PM
Because I spammed it up from 7 pages to 135 pages.
Why have I outclassed BMB when it comes to furious spamming glory?
Because you have the spamming might of the game room at your beck and call
why is this important?
FeralKhan
02-17-2005, 4:45 PM
Postings are important
Do any of you disagree?
in the game room? of course not
why is that?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:08 PM
Cuz it is
Why will we die sooner or later?
Because shit happens
Why does it?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:11 PM
Because people eat fat free soda
Why was it named animal?
because mineral and vegetable were already taken
why were they?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:15 PM
Because the guy who nade that up chose those names.
Why am I getting bored of this spam war already?
Because you cannot win, so join us and live forever in a blaze of spamming glory!
why are you not going to join us?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:18 PM
Because I live under the Banner of the late SLA
Why do you also have a spamming army?
I dont - its the same one, the now disbanded SLA.
Why was the glorious SLA disbanded?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:19 PM
because it never had a capital building
Why do we still fight on even though our faction is gone?
Because spamming is fun, even without an army to lead into battle, I spam because I like it.
why do I like to spam?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:22 PM
because the same burning desire inside kongurous lives in you...
Why is this becoming more and more ridiculous?
Because all spamfests do
why do we not care?
The_Maker
02-17-2005, 5:26 PM
Cuz t3h SL4 livs 4rever!!!!!! w00000T!!!! :lame:
Why am I thinking about using my time for something better than spam?
because you are a BLASPHEMER!
why did i say that?
t3trino
02-18-2005, 2:58 AM
because your mentally unstable
why are you mentally unstable?
singo
02-18-2005, 10:25 AM
Because I have got drunk and air guitared too many times
why do I still like it?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 10:47 AM
Because I am thinking of reforming the SLA.
Why is that not such a good idea?(didn't expect that, did ya? huh, did ya?:P)
GrassDragon
02-18-2005, 10:53 AM
Did you think of the idea? Then it must be genius! :P
Why am I sucking up?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 10:54 AM
Because I named you the king of herbivorous dragons.
Why is Schwitzer hard to say ten times fast?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 11:17 AM
Because it is hard to resist not changing the pronunciation a little.
Why is that so?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 11:20 AM
Because I like money.
Why is this so?
Schwitzer
02-18-2005, 11:37 AM
Because I named you the king of herbivorous dragons.
Why is Schwitzer hard to say ten times fast?
So that by the time you've said it, it's too late.
Dezzick
02-18-2005, 1:58 PM
...
Why is schitzer hard to say 10 times quickly?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 4:20 PM
Because you tend to say it differently.
Why is this so?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:04 PM
Because I have reformed the Spammer's Liberation Army!(SLA)
Why have I reformed a formerly defunct army?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:06 PM
A product of a defunct personality.
Why a defunct personality?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:09 PM
Hell if I know.
Why have we resorted to calling ourselves cocks in the nametwister thread?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:11 PM
I thought you started it.
Why is it there is almost always someone spamming here?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:12 PM
Because as long as we post a why question, it isn't spam.
Why?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:13 PM
As long as that is so, who cares?
Why is it that the sky is blue?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:17 PM
Because when the light rays of the sun hit the atmosphere, they scatter, and since blue light has a shorter wave length(or vice versa, cant remember), you see blue.
Why might my answer actually be right?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:19 PM
Because blue light waves do have a shorter wavlength (I guess).
Why does violet have an even shorter wavelenght?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:22 PM
Because violet is a whore.
Why did I just say that about a color?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:27 PM
Because your abstract thought process can not help it.
Why are thought processes so ambiguous?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:32 PM
Because you use big words.
Why do I like big posteriers but I cannot provericate?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:38 PM
Because big asses are more noticable than smaller ones and I do not think provericate is a word.
Why do I prefer red but not orange?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:40 PM
Because provericate is a synonym(homonym? antonym?)of lie.
Why did I answer a question with ludicrousy?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:43 PM
Because it had more to do with my slightly rusty lexicon than my actual question.
Why do people talk with accents?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 8:45 PM
Because they're lazy.
Why is laziness fun?
FeralKhan
02-18-2005, 8:54 PM
Because it involves no work what so ever.
Why is it necessary to work to make proper money?
GrassDragon
02-18-2005, 9:17 PM
Because the government says so.
Why are dreams so funky sometimes?
kongurous
02-18-2005, 9:18 PM
Because you need to lay off the shrooms, bud.
Why is it fun to poke dead horses when you're bored and have a 6 pack to waste?
because poking thisngs is funyy
why isrt it??????
kongurous
02-18-2005, 9:57 PM
Because you're piss drunk.
Why is it funny to read your drunken posts?
singo
02-18-2005, 10:08 PM
because itsd funny being absolutely trollied
why is it?
t3trino
02-19-2005, 2:21 AM
because your keyboard is under siege my your nose
why is it?
because when I went into the nose typing thread I was trollied so I kinda got carried away and did it in other threads
why did it seem like a good idea at the time?
uchafu
02-19-2005, 3:08 PM
because typing with your nose is fun!
Why do we have to wear clothes, when we could run around naked like the rest of the animals?
because then you get frostbitten knackers
why is that to be avoided at all costs?
kongurous
02-20-2005, 7:29 PM
Because it sucks.
Why does it seem that every RP thread I touch dies within a few posts?
Spartan-II
02-20-2005, 8:16 PM
Because you suck.
(Seriously kongurous, you should atleast TRY and post sensible answers)
Why is kongurous the Spam Queen?
t3trino
02-21-2005, 3:09 AM
because queens are so much better at infesting terrans
why do fratt and singo hate linkin park so much? theyre nice!
singo
02-21-2005, 10:00 AM
Because they dont have enough good guitar solos
why do guitar solos maketh the metal?
kongurous
02-21-2005, 5:21 PM
Because they're usually cool-lookin'.
Why is it sweet to have mods?
Zeltaris
02-21-2005, 5:29 PM
Cos they get rid of fubar spammers.
Why am I so happy right now?
kongurous
02-21-2005, 5:31 PM
Because I wasn't the spammer banned(in your face, Spartan-II)
Why did he take the effort to only point me out when it came to non-sensical answers?
GrassDragon
02-21-2005, 5:40 PM
Because you're you.
Why do we not fish for ducks?
kongurous
02-21-2005, 5:41 PM
Because if we did, it would be dishing, which sounds like your fishing for dishes.
Why did I forget my question?
Mindslaver
02-21-2005, 5:52 PM
Because you were too busy spamming the other threads.
Why did I forget your question?
kongurous
02-21-2005, 6:01 PM
Because w00t.
Why is typing w00t fun?
t3trino
02-22-2005, 3:53 AM
because its w00ty lol
why is it w00ty?
FeralKhan
02-22-2005, 11:20 AM
Because you said so.
Why did you say so?
because i now have world of warcraft WHOOO
(okay, im playing on my mates account until his pc is fixed but ends not means, ends not means....)
why ends not means??
t3trino
02-23-2005, 2:53 AM
because ends is more w00ty lol
why are my turtles always so hungry?
because you never feed them
why do you feedeth not the turtles?
FeralKhan
02-23-2005, 1:27 PM
Because it is funny to see them suffer.
Why is it funny to see them suffer?
because you are a sadist
why are you a sadist?
FeralKhan
02-23-2005, 4:12 PM
Because I see the humor in it.
Why do I see the humor in it?
Because it is humourous
why is humour humourous?
GrassDragon
02-23-2005, 5:12 PM
Point in case (or something)...
Why are cell phones so difficult to master?
because they will not bow down and submit to slavery!!
why wont they?
GrassDragon
02-23-2005, 6:05 PM
Because they are sentient beings!
Oh no! Why isn't this a why question?
Zeltaris
02-23-2005, 6:07 PM
Cos you're teh.worst.spammer.evarr
Why is tea teh.1337?
GrassDragon
02-23-2005, 6:16 PM
It's not...
Why is coffee way better?
Killphill
02-23-2005, 7:05 PM
Cause you can make it in teh coffee machine!
Why cant I see my feet?
Protoss_Honor
02-23-2005, 8:39 PM
because you ain't looking down
why are somepeople asleep and others awake
FeralKhan
02-23-2005, 9:11 PM
Because some people like coffee and others like hot chocolate.
Why is coffee so popular?
Protoss_Honor
02-23-2005, 9:19 PM
because its javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavaja vajava
why are we posting in this thread?
FeralKhan
02-23-2005, 9:22 PM
Because I like having a high post count.
Why did the Soviet Union collapse?
Protoss_Honor
02-23-2005, 9:23 PM
because it wasnt built right (that sentance has double meaning in cause you couldn't tell)
why are we alive?
FeralKhan
02-23-2005, 9:27 PM
Because I did not destroy the world with my incessant game room postings (yet).
Why has this thread been around so long?
Protoss_Honor
02-24-2005, 11:38 AM
because we have no lives
why don't we have lives?
FeralKhan
02-24-2005, 11:39 AM
Internet.....must....use......the......internet... ....Warboards.......post......must......ohh, wait were you guys saying something.
Why is school boring?
Protoss_Honor
02-24-2005, 11:45 AM
uhhhhhh (he is sitting at his desk unconsious and drooling)
why are we asking stupid questions?
FeralKhan
02-24-2005, 1:32 PM
Because they are the best kind.
Why do most people use thier own way of typing and not the conventional "home row" position?
Spartan-II
02-24-2005, 2:28 PM
Because home row sucks like a $5 prostitute!
Why do the god's drink ambrosia instead of pepsi?
uchafu
02-24-2005, 2:39 PM
Because they can't afford to have gas in their bodies.
Why do we have to go to school?
FeralKhan
02-24-2005, 3:35 PM
Because parents actually hate thier children and like the idea of having them out of thier lives for a few hours a day.
Why is posting so addictive?
uchafu
02-24-2005, 4:11 PM
Because it's either drugs or posts
Why does Santa brings us gifts in Christmas?
FeralKhan
02-24-2005, 4:16 PM
Because Santa likes tax write offs.
Why do I hate the IRS?
Spartan-II
02-24-2005, 4:51 PM
Because the IRS is hacking into America's mind and are going to turn them into selfless zombies for use against China.
Why do they call it canadian bacon, when it isn't bacon?
kongurous
02-24-2005, 5:51 PM
Because the Canadians want some recognition other than their skills in hockey.
Why is sitting around and staring at the water for no reason fun?
FeralKhan
02-24-2005, 6:17 PM
Because you are easily amused.
Why can't I be easily amused?
Protoss_Honor
02-24-2005, 8:15 PM
because your to complicated
why am i typing this
uchafu
02-24-2005, 10:30 PM
because you can't post unless you use your keyboard (or have special powers)
Why did Johnny got his gun?
t3trino
02-25-2005, 2:30 AM
for shooting the moon
why is it that when i play hearts, i always lose?
singo
02-25-2005, 12:33 PM
because spades can be used to both hit people with and dig the hole for their corpse
why is that important?
FeralKhan
02-25-2005, 1:33 PM
Because you need to hide the evidence.
Why are some murders unsolved?
t3trino
02-26-2005, 2:48 AM
because the csi there was bribed!muahahahaha!
why do i like to say LOL? (lol)
Spartan-II
02-26-2005, 2:53 AM
Because Lol is the enslaver of worlds and killer of free time!
Why is EV: Nova so addictive?
t3trino
02-26-2005, 3:54 AM
because it contains nicotine
why so?
singo
02-26-2005, 12:40 PM
because shit happens
why does it?
GrassDragon
02-26-2005, 1:28 PM
'Tis the nature of shit.
Why is Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper surprisingly good.
kongurous
02-26-2005, 5:21 PM
Because since Vanilla Coke was reintroduced to America, everyone else decided to make things vanilla. Then the cherry flavours were introduced.
Why might my answer actually be right?
FeralKhan
02-26-2005, 6:34 PM
Because given the amount of times you were wrong in the past, the law of averages dictates that you are probably right this time.
Why do people misinterpet statistics?
t3trino
02-27-2005, 5:28 AM
because they dont know how to count.
why are my turtles always so hungry?
because you still havnt fed the bloody things
why not??
kongurous
02-27-2005, 2:59 PM
Because blood is red.
Why is it so?
because it looks dramatic
why does green blood not?
Ragnarox
02-27-2005, 5:15 PM
Because there is no Iron catalyst in it.
Why is their no Fe in green blood?
Spartan-II
02-27-2005, 5:15 PM
Because if it was green, it wouldn't be red.
Why do I find cookies to be the most sexually attractive thing ever?
kongurous
02-27-2005, 5:16 PM
A horse would be a horse, of course.
Why should we still have gladiator fights?
t3trino
02-28-2005, 2:54 AM
because it would be nice watch kong and zelt in gladiator armor poking each other with swords while diablo sneaks up...
why so?
FeralKhan
02-28-2005, 11:33 AM
Because they are all physically inept.
Why might I be right?
Because of quantum
why is that definatley right?
FeralKhan
02-28-2005, 3:25 PM
Because we have not measured the system hence the wavefunction has not collapsed, hence is also definitely wrong.
Why might some people not get this explanation?
uchafu
02-28-2005, 11:19 PM
because they would rather be watching the Simpsons than studying
Why should we keep posting in this thread?
FeralKhan
02-28-2005, 11:23 PM
Because of posts, posts and wait...this just in, POSTS!!!
Why is the internet a possible brainwashing tool developed by the government to control us?
Ragnarox
02-28-2005, 11:47 PM
Because the government gets a huge kick out of mind controling the public and making them vote for polocies that just get our arses into more poverty.
Why doesn't the government go mind control another country?
Because no-one else is stupid enough to be mind controlled
why are they not?
t3trino
03-01-2005, 8:27 AM
because they have no minds to control
why, oh why, is why, why?!? lol
singo
03-01-2005, 12:07 PM
because huleyaburdearft
why do nonsensical questions deserve nonsensical answers??
FeralKhan
03-01-2005, 1:39 PM
Because akabas duey mininiora batrarasvv.
Why did I answer that question?
uchafu
03-01-2005, 4:25 PM
why am I the only one that doesn't know the meaning of "lol" ? (BTW what is it?)
t3trino
03-02-2005, 3:13 AM
because you spend too much time painting your face? btw it means laugh out loud.... lol.
why do we use the qwerty system rather than abcdef?
FeralKhan
03-02-2005, 11:07 AM
Because some dickhead claimed the "most used" letters should be placed on the home row whereas "lesser used" letters should be palced elsewhere, hence the screwed order.
Why are lights "lighty"?
singo
03-02-2005, 11:15 AM
because "darks" dont exist
why dont they?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 1:22 PM
Because I think clothes want to be segregated.(Btw, the screwed up order was actually put it because it was easier to type with. The ABC order was too complicated for others to learn so it was made into QWERTY instead of ABCDEF)
Why did the Romans fight Hannibal's eliphants with pilum?
because elephant kebabs are fun
why are they?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 1:36 PM
Because roast elephant meat is GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Why does slow-motion make anything cooler?
because reality happens too fast
why is reality not slower?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 1:41 PM
Because the Earth spins too damn fast.
Why should we slow the Earth down?
because then all sorts of wierdness will happen
why is wierdness desirable?
FeralKhan
03-02-2005, 1:49 PM
Because wierdness is cool.
Btw, the screwed up order was actually put it because it was easier to type with. The ABC order was too complicated for others to learn so it was made into QWERTY instead of ABCDEF)
Yes, kongurous, that is why. Why? Because the homerow letters are used more often and the less used letters are placed in the annoying places to reach. Be a little more careful when you correct someone in the future, k.:bonk:
Why is wierdness cool?
because it is desirable
why is this a circular argument?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 3:25 PM
Yes, kongurous, that is why. Why? Because the homerow letters are used more often and the less used letters are placed in the annoying places to reach. Be a little more careful when you correct someone in the future, k.:bonk: The bolded letters are a statement that made absolutety no shittin' sense, ya know that? And unless you have some kind of backing, I'm staying with that I read out of a book written by a professional "myth-buster", as they're called.
indeed....
on a completely unrelated subject...
why was there no question and/or answer in the above post?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 8:13 PM
Because I wanted to have my chance to yell at FeralKahn.
Why do I like to argue?
GrassDragon
03-02-2005, 9:11 PM
Because you just do.
Why am I so geeky?
kongurous
03-02-2005, 9:16 PM
Because being a geek is fun.
Why should I answer every question with w00rt?
t3trino
03-03-2005, 3:24 AM
because w00rt is actually a subliminal mesage saying 'ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!'
why are subliminal messages not as effective as mind-control?
Because beer is even more effective
why is that true?
uchafu
03-03-2005, 5:58 PM
Because beer is cheap and plentiful.
Why does Mexican beer is better than American beer?
t3trino
03-04-2005, 3:16 AM
because Americans like to bleh in their beer
why are barbarians not meant to use whirlwind for haircuts?
because haircuts are different to decapitations
why are the latter more fun?
FeralKhan
03-04-2005, 3:08 PM
Because it is funner to watch.
Why is it funner to watch?
kongurous
03-04-2005, 9:54 PM
Because fun stuff comes in small(or explosive)packages.
Why is there nothing cooler than ninajs, lasers, giant robots, and Gamma Ray?
Killphill
03-05-2005, 12:52 AM
Because are culture is dependent on flashy and hypnotic lights.
Why did that make any sense?
t3trino
03-05-2005, 3:52 AM
because your avvy is sticking her sword in my face.
why cant i have my own sig?!?
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