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Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:50 PM
you bastard! i want the 1000th post!!!!
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:52 PM
You can have the 2000th. I give you my Imperial word :)
Why must you trust the word of the emperor?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:55 PM
cuz he is the most spamtastic person alive!!!!!
Why must we all hail the great emperor of the member's loung?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-29-2005, 5:58 PM
We must not. His authority pales when compared to that of even a baron of cows.
Why does your signature say, "Be the dirt..."?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 6:03 PM
Because of the cloaked ghost in it. Don't get too excited cow, he does not refer to dirt from which grass grows only to eventually be eaten by cows... cows suck
Why do cows suck?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 7:41 PM
Because I leave my lands for 2 friggen hours and my capitol goes to Hell! I don't care if you have the 1000 post, Zeltaris, in fact I intended for you to have it. I don't lie. I steal, and I cheat, but I don't lie.
Why should I break out the SLA nuclear arsenal and nuke all your non-queen or imperial asses to Hell?(remember, Zelt, I said imperial. That means you.)
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 7:46 PM
Because, once again, I'm daring you
Why must I constantly remind you that you are not queen of the Game Room while somebody else holds your Capitol?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-29-2005, 7:48 PM
You don't.
Why does everyone not see the light?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 7:48 PM
Because someone turned out the light.:P
Why is this so?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 7:52 PM
Cow did it. Blame him
Why am I about to exile cow from the Game Room?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 7:54 PM
Because the SLA is still under my control.
Why did you steal my capitol, AGAIN???? and without provokation!
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 10:48 PM
You called me your enemy. And that's what enemies do: Attack each other ;)
Why are we enemies?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:17 PM
Because we can't get along like good boys and girls, and you made my Greater Demon do an exotic dance.
Why can't I sack the Member's Lounge?(because a)you have no capitol thread, and b)too many people are in there)
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 11:23 PM
or C) It is unsackable ;)
Why is 42 so 1337?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:29 PM
B3(4u53 I'm 14zy.
Th15 15 B3(4u53...
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 11:34 PM
42 is the answer
Why have you only one capitol standing?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:35 PM
What's wrong with this one?
Why am I making an obviously useless question, when I only want an answer to my answer.
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 11:39 PM
Because you're a f00blar
Why are you a f00blar?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:41 PM
_l__<--that's what I think of you, you fuckin' f00blar
Why have I resorted to 1337?
Zeltaris
01-30-2005, 12:25 AM
I honestly don't care and I think you're taking this too seriously. Well, that's too bad
Why, Trillian, why?
why not?
*rushes to the defense of the game room*
Why was i so slow in responding to the invasion?
kongurous
01-30-2005, 10:45 AM
Because you're a drunk Brit who was too damn slow, and which cost the SLA thousands of valuable soldiers.:mad2:
Why has Zeltaris defeated me... AGAIN!?!
Sikawtic
01-30-2005, 1:06 PM
Because the God of the Member's Lounge demanded it.
Why is SiKawtic the self-proclaimed God of the Member's Lounge?
__________________________
I KNOW!!!! cuz hes better then an emperor and the queen put together!!!
Y must all flock to his banner and give their allegiance?
kongurous
01-30-2005, 3:12 PM
Because I still want the SLA, my officers, and my capitol threads to still be mine when I swear allegiance to you. PM me so we can work out an an agreement.
Why should go over to the Member's Lounge and spam it to hell?
because it is time for the SLA to go back on the offensive
why am I most humbly requesting the honour of leading the attack?
kongurous
01-30-2005, 7:57 PM
Go ahead. I don't care.
Why is having a double agent as an officer a bitch to deal with?
Zeltaris
01-30-2005, 9:15 PM
Because that double agent also contacts your archnemesis... me.
Why do I now have a domineering overlord to answer to?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-30-2005, 9:19 PM
You don't. Free your mind and no mortal can restrict you.
Why did Buddha reach enlightenment?
Zeltaris
01-30-2005, 9:21 PM
Because he refused to eat cows
What would've happened if Buddha was a chicken?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-30-2005, 9:38 PM
He would have died, and been re-incarnated as Siddhartha Guatama, or he would have reached enlightenment in his chicken form.
Why is there an ad for Warcraft I in this thread?
Zeltaris
01-30-2005, 9:50 PM
Google has finally allied itself with JELL-O and its evil schemes
Why did I post a "What" question in a "why" thread? And even worse... why did you answer it?
because now the tide of spam is turning against you and your minions.
why did you attack whilst my regiment of the SLA was "on manuveres"?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 3:02 PM
Because he's evil.
Why has Zeltaris finally lost, now that I have a god on my side?
because I am chronically pissed off that he refused to face my spam and instead attacked whilst my back was turned
why is being pissed off an asset to spamming?
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 6:11 PM
Because spamming releives tension
Why has Zeltaris finally lost, now that I have a god on my side?
Why would you say that?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 6:13 PM
Because you have.
Why isn't Zelt's sig rotating?
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 6:16 PM
I'm not falling for that one... :P
[On my browser it's working fine >_>...]
Why am I loading Photoshop as we speak?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 6:17 PM
Falling for what one?
Why is this here? Just answer my answer.
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 7:08 PM
*scratches head* wtf?
Why do I scratch my head and go wtf? whenever I read that?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 7:10 PM
What weren't you falling for?
Why is this just a place holder because I want an answer to the question above?
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 7:23 PM
I'm not falling victim to your evil claims that my sig is not rotating. You lie! :P
Why did you want to know that?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 7:41 PM
Because I have seen that same damn sig this whole night. It isn't rotating.
Why is this so?
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 8:36 PM
Either your browser is faulty or my script is >_>
Why?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 8:43 PM
Because you have a different sig every thread.
Why is this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bukakke.html) a wierd link?
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 8:58 PM
buttplugs
Why buttplugs+2-8-6-14+28=42?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 9:01 PM
OMFG Steam Roxorz teh big one111
Why did I once say Dunchy was cute?(and i still stand by that.)
Zeltaris
01-31-2005, 9:24 PM
cos you wanted to spite GD
Now, why did I just say what I said?
kongurous
01-31-2005, 9:27 PM
Because you wish to make me out as a whore.
Why do we share a passion for online roleplays, and yet we started a civil war between the SLA and the Member's Lounge?
meh, i dunno
why did I even attempt to answer a question on a subject I do not know shit about?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 7:27 PM
Because you wish to make me out as a whore. Right... since you've given me grounds to say something like that. Ugh, I may be your archnemesis, but I'm not that disrespectful
Why do we share a passion for online roleplays, and yet we started a civil war between the SLA and the Member's Lounge? I don't know...>_>
Why creme?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 7:38 PM
Because cream killed your mother.
Why do the best things in life involve assinine weaponry?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:33 PM
Cos this twisted, stupid world seems to favour deezed -.-"
Why does our war not involve asinine weaponry?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:35 PM
*gets a bigass laser gun with 3 bayonet attachments and a missile launcher*You were saying?
Why do I have one of the biggest examples of assinine weaponry to date?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:36 PM
cos you hand out with deezed
Why o_O?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:37 PM
0_oo_0<--that's why.
Why :shiftyl::shiftyr:?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:38 PM
faces omg...
Why are we delving into the creepier depths of spam?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:43 PM
Because I am winning the war on this thread.
Why are you teh s.uck?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:45 PM
I am not, you just wait and see... wait and see
Why am I saying that?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:47 PM
Because you're like Howard Hughes and you keep repeating yourself.
Why is this so?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:48 PM
cos I'm trying to tick ye orfe :P
Why does your avy have flappy stuff?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:49 PM
Because it's chibi Auron from Final Fantasy X(10).
Why don't you know this?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:50 PM
Cos I don't give a creme 'bout Final Fantasy
Why glass be clunky? [omgwtfbbq...]
kongurous
02-01-2005, 8:52 PM
Because you're scaring the fishies away.
Why are you thinking perverted thoughts?
Zeltaris
02-01-2005, 8:59 PM
cos you put them there in the first place! Argh! Stop molesting me... I knew it! You're Michael Jackson in disguise!!
Why am I going to press charges?
kongurous
02-01-2005, 9:00 PM
Because you think I'm a black white guy who has a bad nose.
Why is that impossible when I'm white, Scottish, and I'm a woman?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 12:19 AM
Scot? Argh, keep your funny accent away from me!
j/k. I had quite a bunch of scotty friends when I was in the UK. Nice people... well... some of 'em, anyway
A: Everything is possible
Why is everything possible?
because nothing isnt
why did that make no sense at all?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 1:11 PM
Because behold my new avatar!
Why is it better than Chibi Auron?
Dezzick
02-02-2005, 1:17 PM
It isn't.
Why am I better than MP (who has no genitals, even though he's male :P)
kongurous
02-02-2005, 1:37 PM
Because Kazansky made your avatar.(he also did mine.)
Why is this why question totally irrelevant and self-referant?
Dezzick
02-02-2005, 1:43 PM
Dunno.
If you don't have my support, then how did you access my private armoury?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 2:14 PM
Because the SLA stole it for me.
Why hasn't anyone paid me for protecting them from Zeltaris?(the SLA keeps him in 3, at most 5, threads out of hundreds, and they dont pay us for the protection! Spammer's have families too and funding the war against the Member's Lounge Empire is incredibly expensive)
Dezzick
02-02-2005, 2:16 PM
Cos I don't support you
*deezed gets weapons back off SLA*
Why am I putting my armoury in my huge safe, which is inaccessable to anyone but me?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 2:18 PM
Hell if I know.
Why don't you support the SLA?
because he must be convinced
ROLL OUT THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE!
why has the machine not been rolled out before now?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:21 PM
Because one of my top officers just thought of it.
Why is that embarassing?
because you dont pay us to think...actually, you dont pay us at all,
meh
why do I not care that i dont get paid?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:23 PM
Because you're kongurous' mindless servant
Why did I just call you that?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:23 PM
Because you have homebrew.
Why should I pay you?(and more importantly, what would I pay you with?)
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:25 PM
Heh heh heh heh... incredible how misplacing a post can change its meaning so drastically...
You can pay me however you please. Surrendering your Queendom always works wonders ;)
missing out a question is very stupid however
why did you do it?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:28 PM
It was a small attempt to break the flow of spam. Too bad it didn't work.
Why must I resort to force in order to rid the Game Room of spam?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:30 PM
Because I only own the SLA, I am no longer Queen of the Game Room
Why do you still think I am?
ARGGHHHHHHHH
too slow
because he is a non spamming fool
why is he
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:31 PM
Because I am a good boy, not a spammer :P
btw: o_O... I thought you kept those other two capitols as a remnant of your Queendom... wait... does that mean I'm the King of the entire game room?
Yipee! Now all I have to do is get rid of you rebel spamming bandits and there shall be peace!
Why shall there be peace?
because we are not rebels no, wait yes we are - the rebels won didnt they?
eat blaster you dark side disciple
why do you not add questions?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:34 PM
I am adding questions. I just don't post them in the original version of the post
Why do you fail to see my questions?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:34 PM
editting
because i see the original posts
why is spamming this thread with thre people very intense and fun?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:35 PM
Cos you're not making any sense. How many game rooms are there anyway? One? Two?
Why does kongurous say "Goddamn you Zeltaris" every time she edits a post?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:36 PM
Because I lied about editting.
Why does Zeltaris fail to see the fact that the Game Room is free from my army's occupation, but still under it's protection from annexation?
because the SLa is not occupying - he is
why is it?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:37 PM
Why is what?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:38 PM
Becaused I own this thread's 1000th post, same for the First word thread. Now tis just a matter of toppling the Finish my sentence thread.
Why is my rule better?
it isnt
why is it three people spamming at once is confusing - i had to edit in a hurry :P
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:39 PM
Because we have nothing else to do(at least i dont)
Why is this war pointless?(do not put propagando here, Zeltaris)
because wars tend to be
why is that?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:42 PM
I don't know. Forum wars are fun, though
Why?
because the UN cant interfere
why do they not?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:43 PM
They're busy with spending money for no reason.
Why is spamming fun?
because not spamming isnt
why is not spamming boring?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:45 PM
Because it's fun to speak German.
Why is that irrelevant?
because this is the game room
why is irrelevance fun?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:47 PM
Because Zelt hasn't posted here in a while.
Why am I typing fast to beat Zelt from posting?
because no one can withstand the force of the spamming arsenal of the mighty SLA!
why cant they?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:52 PM
Because the SLA is nothing but a bunch of loiterers with far too much spare time o_O
Why am I not posting?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:53 PM
Because I'm eating your precious rice.
Why didn't I think of that first?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 5:55 PM
Because you wanted to give me enough time to poison my entire rice supply. Another bowl, my Queen?
Why are you eating poisoned rice?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 5:59 PM
Because I am poison-resistant.
Why is that?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 6:06 PM
you just refuse to die.
Why?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 6:08 PM
Stop asking.
Why have you finished reading the PM I sent you?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 6:27 PM
It wasn't that long, really
Why is creme 1337?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 6:51 PM
It's spelled cream you dumbass.
Why is this so?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 6:54 PM
There is a difference between "cream" and "creme". They're both valid... I'd tell you why, but instead, I'll let you find out for yourself. Hopefully, that'll keep you busy enough to prevent you from spamming for a while...
Why fubar?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 6:57 PM
Because creme isn't how you spell cream spelled in America.
Why should God bless America and leave the Mexicans poor?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 7:02 PM
Becuase they don't believe in him.
Why is germany located next to france?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 7:02 PM
Because the Germans got greedy.
Why do I have a passion for assinine weaponry?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 7:04 PM
becuase you are in the navy.
Why do I like shiny metal things?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 7:05 PM
*holds up a nice shiny penny*
Why?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 7:06 PM
Ah the ultimate question....
Because!
Why do you change your avatar often?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 7:07 PM
Because I'm a girl, which means my tastes change as quickly as my emotions.
Why do you want to know?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 7:08 PM
Because its hard to keep track of which threads I need to spam!
Why did bill gates call his product windows?
Zeltaris
02-02-2005, 7:19 PM
so that certain random fella known as The Maker could spam this thread...
Why am I against spam?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 8:52 PM
I don't know, you're spamming right now. And you once said non-spam wasn't good.
Why am I winning?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 8:57 PM
Becuase you are the queen of spam!
Why is there no king of spam, only a queen?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 8:58 PM
Singo is the king of Spam. BMB would be, but I don't know him to well.
Why am I a more prominent spammer than my predecesser?
The_Maker
02-02-2005, 9:08 PM
Be your predecessor didn't have the will and courage to fight on like you do.
Why is it every time some one sees a circle with a slice cut out they immediatly think pacman?
kongurous
02-02-2005, 9:18 PM
Because your avatar is odd.
Why is this so?
because odd avatars are great
why are they?
kongurous
02-03-2005, 4:29 PM
Because I need to change mine.
Why did I disband the SLA?
because otherwise the mods would have got very irate
why are we going to keep spamming anyway?
kongurous
02-03-2005, 4:32 PM
Because we weren't organized enough to be an army, anyway.
Why am I gonna keep the avatar anyway?(Zeltaris, clear up your PM space)
its a nice avatar
why is spamming still fun even on a non-professional basis?
kongurous
02-03-2005, 4:39 PM
Because AJ is king!
Why have my answers been irrelevant so far?
Zeltaris
02-03-2005, 4:52 PM
Just because...*sigh* After seeing my ppd skyrocket to 8, I have decided to move out of the Game Room for good. Well.. at least I outlasted the SLA . That won't keep me from coming back every now and then to take X000th posts, though...
Why are the bananas l33t?
bananas just are
why are they not as 1337 as gamma ray?
Zeltaris
02-03-2005, 5:16 PM
because I just cleared out my PM inbox
Why did you want me to clear it, kongurous?
because...erm...i dunno
why not?
kongurous
02-03-2005, 8:46 PM
Why so?
singo
02-04-2005, 10:06 AM
because beer is good
why is it?
kongurous
02-04-2005, 5:18 PM
Because it has yeast.
Why does beer require yeast?(which makes it liquid bread, as a fun fact)
because beer without yeast fails to deliver the point of beer -INEBREIATION!
why is the aforementioned state so fun?
kongurous
02-04-2005, 7:56 PM
Because being an evil genius is.
Why haven't you responded to my PM?
Killphill
02-04-2005, 8:28 PM
Beacause you smell bad.
How come you like your always like that to me?
Spdstr
02-04-2005, 8:41 PM
Because her breath is minty fresh.
Why is it that Spdstr has no vowels?
Member,
~ Spdstr
kongurous
02-04-2005, 8:46 PM
Because I am beginning to despise KillPhill right now.
Why is this so?
Killphill
02-04-2005, 8:47 PM
Beacause I made a harmless joke.
Why are you making a big deal about it?
Spdstr
02-04-2005, 8:47 PM
Because I am beginning to despise KillPhill right now.
Why is this so?
Because you are both in a childish flame war.
Why is it that we can't get along like 10 year olds?
Member,
~ Spdstr
Killphill
02-04-2005, 8:49 PM
Beacause we don't have a time machine.
Why can't we build a time machine?
kongurous
02-04-2005, 8:51 PM
Because our pants would rip if we tried.
Why is that totally irrelevant to question?
Killphill
02-04-2005, 8:53 PM
Because I left the pepsi in the sun to long.
Why did I leave it in the sun?
kongurous
02-04-2005, 8:57 PM
Because boiling pepsi tastes good.
Why am I the Spam Queen.*polishes badge and readjusts crown that reads "Queen of the Land of Spamming" in latin*
Killphill
02-04-2005, 9:34 PM
Because your good at what you do.
How did you get that title?
kongurous
02-04-2005, 10:17 PM
I stole it from a dead guy.
Why did I steal somethin' from a dead guy?
Killphill
02-05-2005, 9:42 AM
Because your a proffessional grave robber.
Where do you get your application for that?
kongurous
02-05-2005, 10:44 AM
The AARP.
Why is that incorrect?(in case ya dont know, AARP stands for American Association of Retired Peoples)
because nearly dead people are not gonna be happy about you robbing from really dead people
why does no-one give a toss?
kongurous
02-05-2005, 10:19 PM
Because giving a toss is different than caring.
Why did I take that word literally?
singo
02-05-2005, 10:22 PM
because i am making it up as i go along
why am i doing that?
kongurous
02-05-2005, 10:23 PM
Synesthia.
Why should I start making up words?
singo
02-05-2005, 10:29 PM
because making up word is fooking amazing
why is it?
kongurous
02-05-2005, 10:47 PM
Because it is.
Why is this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/manillus.html) wierd?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 1:47 PM
Woah.... that is freaky but fun :)
Back on topic:
It is wierd because it is an illusion.
Why do people make cheap plastic?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 2:22 PM
Because expensive plastic sucks.
Why don't they make planes out of the stuff they make the "black box" recorder out of?
because then there would be no cool explosions whae planes crash
why are explosions fun?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 3:23 PM
Because things go BOOM!
Why was 1066 a famous year for the English?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 5:03 PM
Because something happend that year that made it important :P :lame:
Why am I so smart?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 6:02 PM
Because you think you are.
Why are you delusional?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:24 PM
Cuz I am :lame:
Whyith doesith shakespereith talkith likeith thisith? :P
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:24 PM
Because he wanted everything to sound fancy.
Why does swearing in French feel like wiping your ass with silk?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:31 PM
Because the French have high qulity products :P
Why? (Ultimate question, ultimate answer :P)
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:32 PM
Because I joined your site too late to be a mod.
Why was I too damn slow?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:36 PM
Because you spent to much time spamming and not enough time thinking. Dunno
Why do I look the way I do? (:lame: question aint' it? :P )
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:38 PM
Because you do.
Why, if you're my minion, have you not made me a mod yet?(I brought you into this world, I can take you out.)
Killphill
02-06-2005, 7:46 PM
Because your ego is unrealistic.
Why can't I be loved?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:47 PM
*hugs KillPhill*Happy now?
Why?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:53 PM
Because ARGH ULTIMATE ANSWER N()()BRZ !EE7RZ HEHHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEH [/lame noob post]
Why don't I smell like eggs?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:55 PM
Because the SLA protects you!
Why haven't I made a website for the SLA?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:56 PM
Becuase I should design it.
Why should we have website?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 7:57 PM
Because I want it to branch out from just Warboards to the entire internet!
Why am I ambitious?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 7:59 PM
Because you are a spammer.
Why am I too a spammer?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:01 PM
Because I am still not a mod.
Why am I complaining, knowing damn well it decreases my chances?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:02 PM
Because it actually might increase them ;)
Why should you be a mod?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:04 PM
Because eventually your forum may become as large as WarBoards, and I am tired of being the member, instead, I want to have more power!(AJ, if you're reading this, don't ban me)
Why am I afraid of the Mods and Admins?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:05 PM
Because you can lose your spammage privlages forever :cry:
Why will AJ ban you for wanting power? :confused:
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:07 PM
Because. :P
Why?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:09 PM
Just wonderin'.
Why should you fear AJ? (Other than his supreme "motivational "skills? ;) )
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:10 PM
Because he's teh c00l.
Why am I still a lowly member, when I am the Spam Queen!
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:12 PM
Because you have focussed more of your time on Spamming than being a member... (Wait, that doesn't make much sense does it? :confused:)
Why did you choose the path of a spammager?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:13 PM
Because it got me a huge post count.
Why am I still a member on both fora?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:28 PM
Because :P
Why do clocks tell time?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:35 PM
Because they can't tell The_Maker to make me a mod.
Why am I being a bitch about it?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 8:45 PM
I dunno, but this "beeching" is making me wonder what will happen if you gain power :concern:
kongurous
02-06-2005, 8:51 PM
Why didn't you post a question?
The_Maker
02-06-2005, 9:01 PM
Because my concienice took over ;)
Why does Wallmart, Microsoft and Toyota dominate the world?
kongurous
02-06-2005, 9:02 PM
Because they don't have good mods.
Why am I begging like a beggar?
because its hard to beg like anything else
why is this so?
kongurous
02-07-2005, 4:05 PM
Because you keep recycling the same damn response.
Why could an experienced Cougar pilot annihilate a rookie Atlas pilot any day?
because books of maps dont fly very well
why dont they?
kongurous
02-07-2005, 4:08 PM
Because I was talking in MechWarrior terms. It costs 20 bucks, dude, go buy it.
Why am I inexplicably advertising a Microsoft product?
because of subliminal messaging
why is subliminal messaging fun?
Zeltaris
02-07-2005, 7:04 PM
Cos you're the Spamming Queen *breaks off into tune of Dancing Queen*
[omg irrelevant answers o_O]
Umm... T_M... is it just me or does your forum have more admins than mods. And why on earth would you make bmb an admin? That's just plain wrong.
Why did you make bmb an admin?
kongurous
02-07-2005, 7:21 PM
Because he didn't make me a mod.
Why w00t?
because of randomness
why randomness?
kongurous
02-08-2005, 10:47 PM
Because randomness is fun!
Why should I kick stuff for no clear reason?
Spartan-II
02-09-2005, 12:17 AM
Because that stuff deserves it, and so do you!
Why, do cows moo instead of oink?
t3trino
02-09-2005, 10:01 AM
bcuz in cow language, oink means i want 2 rape u.
y do mosquitos exist, the stupid little buggers?
because if they didnt we would need more lawyers to suck blood instead
why is that?
Icemant90
02-09-2005, 3:35 PM
That is why.
Why isn't Yuggyg a word?
because neither is "AYYYYYYYYY"
why is it not a word despite being the only sound that can describe kai hansen's greatness?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 8:37 PM
Because kai hansen isn't important enough :P
Why is it called S6300NX? (Special uber bonuz pagage 4 u if u gettit r1ght ) :lame:
Zeltaris
02-09-2005, 9:53 PM
I don't care.
Why must the PS battle threads be pushed off the "last post" box by spam?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 9:54 PM
Because spam is very tasty when deep fried.
Why don't you go try some yourself?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Because he hates the SLA (Which doesn't exist anymore :cry: )
Why do LOTR and KOTOR have 3 of the same letters?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:04 PM
I don't know.
Why haven't I spammed that much in the past few days?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:05 PM
Because the SLA, according to Kong, has just died.
Why did the SLA die?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:07 PM
Because it's soldiers weren't "motivated".
Why did you leave the Mech Warrior RP? :cry:
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:09 PM
Ummmm...thats a good question...infact, get back to the MWRP in a second...if you didn't close it.
Why weren't the SLA soldiers motivated?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Because there, wasn't enough fighting to prove we were... I mean ARE! better than the anit spamming armies.
Why do socks smell like feet?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Umm because you WEAR them on your feet, maybe that's why!?!
Why am I thinking of conquering the world with a Mad Cat Mk. II right about now?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:15 PM
Because you wish to share the fame and glory of Team Banzai.
Why did did you choose the Mad Cat Mk.II of all the mechs?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:15 PM
Because it's faster then the Atlas and can pwn most everything if the pilot's experienced enough.
Why do you ask?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:16 PM
Because he is a mechtech nerd :P
Why was I a lifeless nerd?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:18 PM
Because I haven't played enough of the Mech games except the MechAssault series. Gogo gagdet limit choice of Mechs!
Why should I just stick to D&D?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:19 PM
Because. :lame:
Why will socks prevail?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:22 PM
Because you spelled Mektek wrong! Thats why!
Why is the Mad Cat Mk. II regarded as such a good mech when a Hunchback can run circles around it for hours and not get shot?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:26 PM
Because it has existed longer.
Why isn't there a "Angry Cat" mech? :P
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:28 PM
Because you suck.
Why did I use a quick reply instead of a regular one?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:30 PM
Because the quick reply is quicker.
Why is the quick reply quicker?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:31 PM
Because it's a quick reply.
Why are you gonna smoke me when it comes to Mech knowledge?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:33 PM
Ummm...because I jumped to that conclusion without thinking.
Why do you ask?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:35 PM
Because.
Why?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:36 PM
Because you failed to describe what you were asking me about.
Why didn't you do that?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:37 PM
Becuase I'm a woman.
Why does this matter?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:38 PM
Because it doesn't...at least not to me...
Why doesn't it matter to me?
kongurous
02-09-2005, 10:40 PM
Because you're a... Mech freak.
Why should I screw the Mad Cat and just get a Catapult instead?(if you use catapult in our competition, I swear you will die)
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:41 PM
Fear Ragnarok! (He has a shield ya know :P)
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:45 PM
Ha! Catapult?! Fear my 7 ERLL Nova Cat!!!!
Siblings of Battletech!
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:50 PM
Back on Topic Please :angel:
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:52 PM
Oh...um my bad...sir.
Why doesn't Kongorus want me to use Catapult in the competition?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:53 PM
Because "y00l PWNZ h3r! N0000bzorz dieorz!" :lame:
Why do we sweat?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:55 PM
Because we blow up too many fuel tanks at close ranges with Auto-cannons.
Why do so many people go missile boating?
The_Maker
02-09-2005, 10:57 PM
Dunno :P
Why is it called a "glitch"?
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 10:59 PM
because glitch rhymes with twitch and glitches make characters twitch in the game.
Why are there still glitches?
t3trino
02-09-2005, 11:39 PM
bcuz we like 2 make em TWITCH!!!
y r worms so dangerous?:D :smash:
Ragnarox
02-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Because in Worms Armageddon they nuked the whole world.
Why did the worms nuke the world?
t3trino
02-10-2005, 12:21 AM
for the heck of it!!!:banana::bananaroc:bananaroc:banana::bananaro c
how can roaches survive nukes?
Ragnarox
02-10-2005, 12:33 AM
Because their special! (BTW, this is a "Why" thread not a "How" thread. I personnally don't care but others might.)
Why have all of the socks been eaten?
t3trino
02-10-2005, 12:57 AM
bcuz they were sooooo delicious!
y r orangy orange oranges called oranges instead of orangy orange oranges?:bonk:
Ragnarox
02-10-2005, 1:01 AM
Because by your definition they are the same thing and need no name to tell the difference.
Why can't I have an orangy orange?
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