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Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:26 PM
Oh you did...
Last edited by: kongurous, Reason: To point and laugh at Zeltaris
:P
answer: Because you can't beat Zelt. I'ts Zelt who lets you believe you beat him... and then comes back to steal your firstborn!
Why do I want to steal your firstborn?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:27 PM
Because you're messed up in the head. I don't have any kids. I'm in the navy and I'm 22.
Why are you cracked in the noggin?
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:29 PM
Cos you forced me to... :(
Why did you drive me bonkers?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:32 PM
I don't.
Why do you say that?
Last edited by: kongurous, Reason: Zeltaris made me
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:42 PM
cos every now and then I burst out into spontaneous sprees of randomness.
What will happen after I claim the 12,100th post?
Why did I ask that if it goes against the rules?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:43 PM
Because I will a get to do this to your Game Room capital::closed:<-nuff said.
Why do I keep doing this::closed:<-nuff saiif?
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:46 PM
cos you're obsessed with that smiley.
Why are you obsessed with the "closed" smiley?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:47 PM
:closed:<-nuff said.
Why haven't you given back my capital?
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:49 PM
I already explained that.
Why are you repeating questions?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:50 PM
Because you haven't explained, and if you have, I wasn't paying attention.
Why is this?
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 9:56 PM
cos you're a spammer and it is proved that spam decreases your attention capacity :P
Why does spam do that?
kongurous
01-11-2005, 9:56 PM
Because you said it.
Why did you steal my capital?
Zeltaris
01-11-2005, 10:26 PM
To teach a lesson to spammers all around the world ;)
Why am I doing this?
GrassDragon
01-11-2005, 10:41 PM
Because you are a moron.
Why am I like God?
wraizyr
01-11-2005, 11:22 PM
You exist.
Why 42?
kongurous
01-12-2005, 1:11 PM
Clowns.
Why is the infection of the cir*us powerful?
because..ARGH! ITS THERE
why did it arise in the first place?
kongurous
01-12-2005, 4:43 PM
I don't think.
Why is 42 a number instead of a form of shotgun?
Kazansky
01-13-2005, 3:37 AM
... because a 42 calibre shotgun wouldn't be a shotgun no more... it would be something like a turret!
Why is my suit red?? (Aside from the fact that I chose it to be this way)
because it means you can be messy whilst eating spoonfulls of jam
why not have 42 calibre shotgun turrets?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:14 PM
Because then it wouldn't be funny to watch turrets try to shoot stuff.
Why is that so?
because turrets should have big frig off cannon or quadruple heavy machine guns
Why should they have these?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:31 PM
Because the SLA would make a big stink about it in Washington.
Why did I forget my question?
because when spamming at high speed it is natural to try and cut corners
why are these corners not usually corners but important bits?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:35 PM
Because I need scissors, Hari Kari 61!
Why are you a drunk?
because i dont like reality
why does reality suck?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:42 PM
Because it has the cir*us.
Why is the cir*us evil?
Because it takes your soul, dresses it upand hits it in the face with a pie
why does it do this?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:44 PM
Because of the clo*ns.
Why is Hebrew a funny-sounding language?
because if i lived in one of those places id need all the humour i could get
why is this?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:46 PM
Because living in a desert sucks.
Why does living in a desert of snow mean the same thing?
because desert means land with bugger all there
like snow or sand....or toxic waste i suppose
why do people still live in desert types one and two (but not three)?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 4:50 PM
Because they can't move to China and people in America would make fun of them.
Why is this?
because people in america can laugh at so few things.
why is this?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 5:05 PM
We're too lazy visiting warboards.
Why is Warboards so damn addictive?
Sirion
01-13-2005, 6:23 PM
Because anything on a computer is.
Why are computers so addicting?
kongurous
01-13-2005, 8:20 PM
Because geeks make them.
Why do normal people with a horribly detailed and confusing instruction manual try to build a computer themselves?
singo
01-14-2005, 11:05 AM
Because they think you need a horribly detailed manual to build a computer
why do they think this?
kongurous
01-14-2005, 3:42 PM
Because they're bored.
Why is that the usual excuse for laziness?
because lazy friggers cant be bothered to think up real excuses
why are there so many lazy friggers?
Kazansky
01-14-2005, 9:33 PM
because they are mass produced on a very good quality assembly line.
Why have the two of you been monotonously arguing for days??
Zeltaris
01-14-2005, 10:10 PM
Cos they're the Spam Queen and her right hand man/drunkard... of sorts
Why is this?
kongurous
01-14-2005, 11:31 PM
Because having a drunk assistant is better than having a KOTOR addict(besides, KOTOR 2 is better).
Why is drinking fun?
Sirion
01-15-2005, 12:25 AM
Because it gets you drunk, which is supposed to be fun, but I can't really tell you why because I have never done it myself.
Why is getting drunk fun?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 2:51 AM
Because of the HALLUCINATIONS!!!
I give you-- the process of gettin' really druk> :beer: :alcoholic: :bananaroc: :ghost:
Why do my girl cousins like talking about their nipples whilst in the shower together???
because....waitaminuite - TOGETHER!?!?!?!
Why does homebrew cause hallucinations?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 2:51 PM
B3(4u53 j00 g0t pwned!!!1111!!!!111 OMFGWTFBBQ!!!11
Why was that fun to type?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:25 PM
...Because of the way it looks.
(And yes, TOGETHER. NAKED)
Why do those two have to say it out so friggin LOUD???
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:27 PM
Because they didn't expect anyone to be listening, still, I would recommend a psychiatric evalution or something. That is way too odd.
Why is typing like a n00b fun?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:31 PM
Because it brings back memories of the good ol' n00b days!!!
Why do I STILL want to talk to my cousins about their "disturbing behavior"?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:32 PM
Because it would be an interesting discussion for me and singo to draw ideas for spamming.
Why am I prone to shout out obscenities, for no absolute reason?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:36 PM
because you are KONGUROUS THE SPAM QUEEN :P
When I shouted at them, "You know I can here you, right??" why did they reply, "We know!" and continued talking about their nipples anyway???
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:40 PM
Because someone needs to get something unnecessarily big, dangerous, and capable of horridly maiming a lot of people in a few seconds and use it as a peace-keeping device.
Why am I replying as fast as you type?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:42 PM
Because you are kongurous, and your mission is to completely fill the game room with your posts.
They were talking about how SMALL their nipples were. WHY?!
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Perhaps trying to give a mental image? Hell, I don't know.
Why am I running out of ideas?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:49 PM
Idunno. :bananaroc:
Why is the Russian Santa Clause wearing a blue suit?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:50 PM
Because America stole the red one.
Why isn't Puerto Rico a state(yet)?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 10:52 PM
because the US gov't doesn't want it that badly.
What if New York was attacked by a giant Fenguin monkey?
Zeltaris
01-15-2005, 10:53 PM
o_O Kazanzky beat me to posting...
Well.. if NY was attacked by a giant fenguin monkey... I'd be terribly sorry for Calibur-Apoc
Why do you wear a gas mask?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 10:55 PM
Because I need more caffeine!
Why did my answer have nothing to do with the question(and better yet, why is caffeine spelled it should be pronouced caff-INE in German?)
Zeltaris
01-15-2005, 11:00 PM
Because you're high on caffeine
Why must people go against common sense and drink asinine amounts of coffee?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 11:01 PM
because of the Canadians!!!
Why do you guys hate the kanuks so much anyhow???
kongurous
01-15-2005, 11:02 PM
Because Americans hate the French because we have kissed their asses since WW1, and we don't like French-speaking people, and more than half the population doesn't know what a Kanuk is.
Why is this?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 11:06 PM
because a Kanuk is to an American as a Ukrainian is to a Russian!!
(Hey, this looks familiar!)
Should I call my cousins and ask them that stupid obvious question?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 11:08 PM
(go ahead, but remember, this is the why thread. I kicked singo's ass for not acknowledging that and while the Navy is lazy, they do teach us how to kick someone's ass with a well-polished and professionally tailored boot should the need arrise)
Why am I starting to get addicted to caffeine?
Zeltaris
01-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Because caffeine has that effect... It makes you feel like you're the King/Queen of the world... and then it forces you to waste half an hour at the toilet, pissing
Why is caffeine evil?
Kazansky
01-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Because you like the smell of coke n' coffee in the morning!! (ew...)
Why do I want to attach a bayonet to my crossbow?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 11:11 PM
Because you can't attach one to a shotgun. Damn NRA.
Why is f00blar fun to type?
Zeltaris
01-15-2005, 11:12 PM
cos I invented that word...
Why?
kongurous
01-15-2005, 11:14 PM
42.
Why are they called peanuts?
Battlecruiser
01-16-2005, 1:51 AM
Because they aren't apples
Why is that?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 1:55 AM
Because apples grow on trees.
Why do trees just sit there?
Kazansky
01-16-2005, 1:57 AM
Because the Matrix programmed them to.
Why shouldn't I start a Member's Lounge thread about my cousin's nipples?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 2:01 AM
Because then Schwitzy would really be pissed. Or AJ. Or both.
Why shouldn't you mess with a mod?
Sikawtic
01-16-2005, 2:39 AM
Cuz they'll eat all your hair.
Why do commercials rhyme with credentials?
Sirion
01-16-2005, 2:55 PM
No particular reason.
Why is spamming fun?
Dezzick
01-16-2005, 2:59 PM
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblah
Why is HL2 the best game ever?
because of crowbars
why are crowbars fun?
Dezzick
01-16-2005, 3:30 PM
becauuse you can hit stuff with them.
why does the gravgun rock?
because playing silly buggers is fun
why am i so good at that game (silly buggers)?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 3:53 PM
Because you really need to stop drinking. You're scaring me.
Why are holidays the same as workdays in the Navy?
because you have bugger all to do or go on a ship
why do you think i am drinking?
(apart from the fact that you have a 70% chance of guessing right :P)
kongurous
01-16-2005, 3:59 PM
Because you're using bugger too many times.
Why am I bugger-phobic?
because buggery is not a nice thing
why am i going to stop saying it now?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 4:02 PM
Clowns.
Why is that evil?
because...ARRRGGGHHHHHH! containment teams to the why thread on the double!
why has the infection been allowed to escape?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 4:06 PM
I'm lazy.
Why is this?
because queens are not supposed to do anything
why are they not?
kongurous
01-16-2005, 4:07 PM
Because the queen of england is an example.
Why did I just diss the queen?
because you miss having a real form of government in america
why did you not get a real one?
kongurous
01-17-2005, 5:07 PM
We missed the line.
Why am I offering bad answers?
because i am offering bad questions
why am i doing so?
kongurous
01-18-2005, 3:35 PM
You're back!!
Why does it rain so much in London?
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 3:36 PM
Don't ask me....
Why did I just butt into this thread hijacking?
because now i have to edit my answer
why is it so important for that to be the mindset?
kongurous
01-18-2005, 3:39 PM
Because I don't know the answer to this question.
Why did Deezed start, arguably, the biggest spam-fest of all time?
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 3:39 PM
Good question...
Why is that such a good question?
[Ha ha... talk about a wild card ;)]
because after editing my post my question made no sense at all
why did you post first? grrr.....
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 3:43 PM
So that you would have the chance to edit your own question :)
Why are apples evil?
because in the midlands all red fruit is poison
why will you never guess what book that was referring to?
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 4:19 PM
I will never guess wtf you're talking about
Why is cheese the solution to everything?
because cheese slices in plastic can be microwaved until they explode
why is blowing stuff up in microwaves fun?
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 4:31 PM
Cos cheese + microwaves = spork
Why did I just say that despite the fact that it was totally random?
clow*s
aha! be infested!
why are you now infested with the c*rcus?
Zeltaris
01-18-2005, 5:48 PM
I am not. The fact that you spelt "clowns" in the post after me does not do funny stuff to...*starts acting funny*
Har har. gotcha! I R teh Emperorz!!!! I R InMmun3!!!
Why am I immune?
kongurous
01-18-2005, 8:07 PM
B3(4u53 I R 734 1337
Why is this so?
GrassDragon
01-18-2005, 9:27 PM
Because you're cool like that.
Why is school so lame?
kongurous
01-19-2005, 3:45 PM
Because my Master says so.
Why am I still GD's servant, despite the fact I am the unofficial spam queen of this fora?
Dezzick
01-19-2005, 3:52 PM
don't ask me.
Why Am I the unofficial supreme rular of the Game room?
kongurous
01-19-2005, 4:01 PM
Because the SLA was formed under my banner! Touch my capital or my satellite states, and you're dead(sattelite states are the Finish My Sentence thread and half of the Why Thread, my capital is the First Word thread)
Why did yoy create the greatest spam-fest of all time?
because without it spam would not be happening to extremes
why is extreme spamorifica fun?
kongurous
01-19-2005, 7:01 PM
Ka-fuckin-boom! that's why
Why is ka-fucking-boom fun to say?
Zeltaris
01-19-2005, 7:16 PM
Ummm... cos it's fun?
Why is this new mac style so annoying and yet so addictive...?
singo
01-20-2005, 12:23 PM
because whatnow? MAC stands for magnetic accelerator cannon - any and all other definitions are wrong (and no argument)
why am i such an arrogant british imperialist?
kongurous
01-21-2005, 3:14 PM
Because we all are on the inside.
Why am I trying to have erotics pleasures with the AI named ALICE?
Sirion
01-21-2005, 3:42 PM
Because you are mentally retarded.
Why isn't Half-Life 3 out?!?!
kongurous
01-21-2005, 4:13 PM
Because I have yet to beat Half-life 2(and I'm still lookin for the G-man... damn he gets around)
Why shouldn't I have started Half-life 2 on hard?
because it is haRD
SO IS........
kongurous
01-21-2005, 6:36 PM
not hitting the caps lock button.
WHY IS THIS A DUMB WAY TO GET ATTENTION?
because all ways to get attention are dumb
why are you trying to get attention in the game room of all places (where about three people post)
kongurous
01-21-2005, 9:25 PM
Because I'm not.
Why does would the Spam Queen need to get attention by using ALL CAPS LOCK?
because i got wellied last night
why did that have absolutely no connection with your attention seeking antics?
kongurous
01-22-2005, 10:13 AM
Because I don't need attention, you under-aged drunk of a Englishman.
Why am I picturing an attractive person when I think of you, when you probably have bloodshot eyes and have alchohol on your breath, even when your not drinking?
singo
01-22-2005, 10:29 AM
because my eyes are not bloodshot and I dont drink every night so dont usually have alcohol on my breath
why are bloodshot eyes disturbing?
kongurous
01-22-2005, 10:31 AM
Because they make you look like Darth Sion(Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II:The Sith Lords reference)
Why is that title so damned long?
singo
01-22-2005, 10:33 AM
Because long names can be abbreviated so that it takes people a while to work them out :P
why is that?
kongurous
01-22-2005, 10:44 PM
IDK.
Why is this?
Because you dont know
why do you not?...come to think of it, why do I not?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:36 PM
Because I'm lazy and World of Warcraft isn't working.
Why is www.jibjab.com (http://www.jibjab.com/lowband/default.htm) full of retards?
because i have never heard of it before
why have i not?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:37 PM
Because you don't get CNN.(do you?)
Why don't I know this?
because you are right - I dont
why dont I?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:39 PM
Because you get the BBC.
Why are the French bimbos?
because they are incurably french.
why is there no cure for being french?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:42 PM
Because if you're French, you're a bimbo.
Why are John Kerry and John Edwards possibly gay?
because if they are and it is made public it will get media coverage, and a necassary qualification for a politician is an addiction to media coverage
why did i forget my question?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:44 PM
Fuck if I know.
Why did I forget to forget?
oh isnt there?
why did i not edit my post fasst enough?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:45 PM
Because you editted as soon as I posted.
Why can't I see into the future?
because the future is most likely a depressing place and you subconscious does'nt want you to get upset
why does it not want you to get upset?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:48 PM
Because I want to know.
Why am I bored out of my mind?
because you said it before, world of warcraft is not working
why is it not?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:50 PM
It can't "authenticate" my account fast enough.
Why should I try right now?
because you are addicted to world of warcraft
why am I not addicted to it?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:52 PM
You're too cheap to buy it.
Why does Paris(the city)smell wierd?
because it is full of french people
(I can afford WOW, but the thought of paying to play a game i spent £30 on offends me)
why does it offend me?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 3:56 PM
Because you're a cheap British drunk.
Why am I insulting someone, who is technically from the same country as me?
because technically everyone is from africa anyway, you see, we were not invading them and being imperialist - we were visiting our ancestral homeland
why did I not manage to say that with a straight face?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:03 PM
Because you're an imperialist bastard.
Why is Africa not a country?(and I meant the United Kingdom when I said I was from the same country)
because everyone came from africa before countries had been invented. and well before the word continents.
why did they not invent countries before people emigrated?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:07 PM
Because they didn't know how to control the said countries with no written language and no money system.
Why do I insist on calling you a drunk?
because its a good insult, the fact it is not true is merely an awkward fact and can be ignored
why can awkward facts be ignored?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:10 PM
Because your answer made no sense.
Why do I say this, when I'm possibly wrong?
because it made sense to me....
why did it make sense to me and not to you?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:13 PM
Because you're drunk more than half of the time.
Why do most things look like you could fornicate with it in some way or another when you're too drunk to see?
because erm...okay, there isnt really a good answer for that.
why do you think im drunk more than half the time?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:14 PM
Because I'm probably right.
Why am I so damn arrogant?
because you still have british blood in your veins
why are the brits STILL the most arrogant people in the world?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:17 PM
Because being arrogant is fun?
Why is being Scottish different from english?
because of kilts.
why do the scots still wear kilts, which are bad idea to wear in windy scotland?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:19 PM
Because the men wear them and it's their fault.
Why is that royally fucked?
because royally fucked is what happens to genitalia when people wear kilts and no underwear in a cold place
why is that?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:23 PM
Because you're mind is way down in the gutter.
Why is swearing at someone in German fun?
because unless they are german they have no idea what you are saying
why does the entire german language sound like swearing anyway?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 4:25 PM
Because English is it's sister language and most people hate English.
Why is my answer total crock?
because total crock answers are the norm for this thread
why is this?
kongurous
01-23-2005, 8:11 PM
Because my conquest of the General Forums will be soon. As long as AJ doesn't get involved.
Why should I fear our Resident Diety?
GrassDragon
01-23-2005, 11:57 PM
Because he's a deity.
EDIT: Why did I waste my 2000th post on this thread?
Zeltaris
01-24-2005, 12:15 AM
Because bad things happen to bad people, i.e: those who pledge allegiance to kongurous
Why is kongurous foolish enough to think that she can take over the general forums without being thwarted by the Supreme Emperor of the Member's Lounge?
because you are not supreme emperor yet
why are you still aiming for this foolish goal?
kongurous
01-24-2005, 6:09 PM
Because he doubts the power of spammers in large numbers.
Why will I eventually control the General Forums?
because you control the power of spammers in large numbers
why are you the first to make a bid for supreme power using spam as an offensive weapon?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 1:39 PM
Because I have nothing better to do.
Why do I swear proliferately, despite the fact I don't spend too much time near sailors?
GrassDragon
01-26-2005, 2:16 PM
Because you're in the navy, which is almost as bad.
Why do only singo and kongurous post here, and post often at that?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 2:22 PM
Because we're bored.
Why don't you spam enough?
because there is no such thing as enough spam
why isnt there?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 4:16 PM
Because it is the Queen's decree.
Why will I love putting on the Crown when I rule the world?
because crowns are fun
why are they fun?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 4:30 PM
Because the Queen(the British one, not me)wears one. Which I will steal when she isn't looking.
Why am I contemplating a theft of the English crown?
because it would be the most difficult theft ever because she has superglued it onto her head (watch Eddie Izzard - glorious)
why is eddie izzard so funny?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 4:34 PM
Because he's british(I assume).
Why should I always carry some pepper spray with me?
Because it is almost as effective as a big spiky club at deterring attackers
Why is a big spiky club so effective?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 4:36 PM
Because it's a big spiky club.
Why is a Grizzly Bear more desireable?
because it is (i assume) a typo that should read "Grizzly"
why are bears good?
kongurous
01-26-2005, 4:40 PM
Because they're big.
Why is this?(will edit.. but I lied.)
singo
01-28-2005, 12:00 PM
because shit happened
why did you lie?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:14 PM
I thought I would edit it but I forgot, ergo I lied(I just used ergo because it sounds neat, I honestly don't know what it means)
Why has it become second nature to hit the space bar after each word? Really, I could keep typing all day and not know I'm hitting the friggin' space bar!
because "ergo" means "therefore"
why was this so irrelavent?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:18 PM
Because I didn't know what "ergo" meant.
Why is it fun to shoot stuff, despite the fact your neighbour might get angry and pwnz j00?
because BLAMMO! is such a sweet sound
why is FOOM! an even better sound?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:25 PM
Because you scare me sometimes.
Why should I change my capital from the First Word thread to the Why Thread?
because no outsiders DARE to intrude upon the why thread
why dont they?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:27 PM
Because we have spammed it from like 7 pages up to 95 in 3 months.
Why is that surprising?
because it is not nealy high enough
why isnt it?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:34 PM
You're crazy and possibly drunk.
Why is the worst answer I can give is 42 or you're drunk?
because both are usually true, however, part 2 of your answer will not happen for a good half hour yet
why is that?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:36 PM
Because you drink.
Why is cold?
because yellow
why did i answer a nonsensical question with an even more nonsensical answer?
now im off to get whammed, farewell my queen!
kongurous
01-28-2005, 1:41 PM
cus anime is teh s uck.
Why is that the ultimate spam weapon?
Kazansky
01-28-2005, 7:44 PM
because you are kongurous, and you say it is.
Why is my rifle busted after trying to bayonet a cockroach??
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 8:09 PM
Because the cockroach h4xX3d y0u, n00b.
Why am I secretly plotting something? (And while you're at it, WHAT am I secretly plotting?)
kongurous
01-28-2005, 8:13 PM
I don't know.
Why the hell are you in my capitol?*calls the SLA*
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 8:14 PM
Because I stumbled upon this
Why should I change my capital from the First Word thread to the Why Thread?because no outsiders DARE to intrude upon the why thread
*snickers evilly*
Why am I snickering evily?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 8:15 PM
Because you're a Mexican bastard.
Why is Speedy Gonzales your neighbor?
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 8:19 PM
Because you said so, my Queen [/sarcasm]*bursts out laughing*
Why did I just climb up two spots in the top posters list?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 8:21 PM
Because you're bored.
Why are there so few Shade Legionnaires?(cus Daven killed them all:P)
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 8:25 PM
I honestly don't know. Ask Mr. Sunshine.
Why won't I ever catch up to you in post count?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 8:28 PM
I spam too much.
Why is Mr. Sunshine fun to say?
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 8:31 PM
I spam too much. Unless I somehow manage to convince AJ to click that little box in the forums administrator menu @ the Admin CP... *cackles manically*
Because it is.
Why is alkjkaslj aozjc -ñlacjnka dcklj foo!?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 8:42 PM
I don't know.
Why should I poke AJ until he makes me a mod when I have 12,000 posts?
GrassDragon
01-28-2005, 9:51 PM
Because yopu really want to be a mod.
Why is the world round, when staplers are not round?
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 9:56 PM
Because staplers > The world
Why did GD go from being kongurous' eternal master to being one of her underlings?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 9:56 PM
Because now I am the fuckin' queen, you fuckin' fuck ball.
Why have I started to use the word, "Fuck" since I put that link in my sig?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-28-2005, 10:03 PM
Because you are impressionable.
Why do cows low?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 10:04 PM
I didn't know they did. Then again, I tend to avoid cows. I hate being near something that will be turned into my dinner in the near future.
Why should I just answer everyone's questions with, "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"?
Thereisnocowlevel
01-28-2005, 10:18 PM
You should not.
Zeltaris
01-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Cow, you're supposed to keep asking stuff >_>
Why did you not make another question, cow?
kongurous
01-28-2005, 11:43 PM
Because he kow-tows to my power!
Why did you start this Fora War?(which shall be known as "The Great Member's Lounge/Game Room Civil War'.)
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 12:08 AM
Because you pissed me off =) :P
Why ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 10:13 AM
Umm... over-usage of the word, "Fuck"?
Why does school suck?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 11:46 AM
Because school can go fcuk itself
Why 42?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:48 AM
The SLA says so.
Why do I overwork the SLA?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 11:52 AM
Cos you're an abusive tyrant with a spam problem
Why was I bitten by angry bananas?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 11:55 AM
Because my sig is no longer an attack platform from them and I drove them into your empire... with the immortal power of the SLA! You don't even have an army, while I have an army and 2 officers!
Why is it Peanut Butter Jelly time (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 12:05 PM
Because my sig is no longer an attack platform from them and I drove them into your empire... with the immortal power of the SLA! You don't even have an army, while I have an army and 2 officers! Correction: You have a drunken officer and a snappy double agent. I on the other hand am the first of the Four Horsmen of the Apocalypse... which reminds me... one of your officers is also one of my Horsemen. Ha ha. Pwnt, n00b
Why is it Peanut Butter Jelly time (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)? Because it simply is.
Pour quoi?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 12:07 PM
No habla espanol
Why did GD betray me???
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 12:10 PM
It's not spanish... it's bad french :P
Because GD's only true loyalty is to his boat :confused:
Why do I feel compelled to play battleship all of a sudden?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 12:13 PM
Because one of my officers and your main opponent for dominence of WarBoards(other than AJ, of course)are sailors.
Why do you use so many damn smileys?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 12:31 PM
Because it's part of my top-secret-plan which will eventually end with me controlling you
EDIT: It has been done [/mystic voice]
Why do I now need another plan?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 12:35 PM
Because the SLA will crush you. And your army-less empire.
Why am I not under your complete control?*cackle*
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 2:06 PM
Because you killed me
Why am I alive, then?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 3:40 PM
You came back.
Why can't we just decide to make a comprimise and end this war?(and forum isn't plural of fora.)
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 3:49 PM
Cos eventually you'll end up having a go at me and starting it over again >_>
Why?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 3:50 PM
HI!
Why should I attack you right now, and push you out of my queendom with my SLA tank divisions?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 3:55 PM
Cos I'm daring you...
Why now?
kongurous
01-29-2005, 3:57 PM
Because you're not looking.*runs off to attack*
Why am I still here?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 3:59 PM
Because you still haven't attacked me...
Why haven't you attacked me despite my dare?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:32 PM
cuz your momma still goes to college.
Why can't i find the remote?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:33 PM
Cos I ate it o_O
Why are we doing this?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:34 PM
because i kicked your dog.
why can't we spout flame?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:37 PM
Cos we're attacking the game room, not some Zerg colony...
Why have I got the munchies?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:38 PM
Because the ritual has been completed.
Why are me feet greenish and smell funny?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:41 PM
Ugh... I think it's got to do something with my brand spankin' new sig rotator <shameless gloating>
Why do my sigs rotate?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:42 PM
cuz your momma's so fat she made the pics go into an orbit.
why is the square root of 4 not 87.23!?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:43 PM
Cos it hates you and your whigga speak >_>
Why is kongurous gonna go bonkers when she sees this?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:44 PM
cuz your momma ate her momma.
why can't i yell bomb on the airplanes anymore?
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:46 PM
Cos you'd get busted for yelling bomb AND speaking whigga :P
Why must you speak whigga speak? It's Spudster's fault, innit?
Sikawtic
01-29-2005, 5:48 PM
yes -_-
why must the evil spud keep his firm grasp around my... ... ... "speech".
Zeltaris
01-29-2005, 5:50 PM
So that I can jump on the bandwagon and seize the 1000th post @ the Why Thread. Oh, I know Queenie's gonna love this
*cackles evily*
Why have I just seized kongurous's new Capitol?
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