The Why Thread

[kongurous]

I don't know.

Why are the Godzilla movies translated so damn horribly?

[singo]

because japanese are poor translators


why am I now going to stop spamming and go on the beer?

*last post of the night*

fare thee well good spammers

*salutes*

[kongurous]

42.

Why is 42 the best answer?

[singo]

Because Douglas adams is very perceptive


Why do we still not know the question however?

[kongurous]

Because the Garden Gnomes have sabotaged our brains.

Why are the Jedi considered badasses, when one person killed them all?

[singo]

Because that one person was Uber-badass

Why was he uber-badass?

[kongurous]

Because that one person was Darth Vader.

Why was he called Darth Vader?

[singo]

Because he wore the coolest looking armour ever


Why do I want that armour?

[kongurous]

Because you spell armor like armour. Then again, I usually do the same.

Why does gun powder explode?

[singo]

Because it wouldnt be much use in guns if it didnt


Why would anyone mix bits of excrement with sulphur and charcoal to see what happens?

[kongurous]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why?

[flaming_squegee]

He does it at night because it is socially unexceptable during the day.

Why do people mix lye and aluminum foil in 2 liter bottles?

[kongurous]

Because paste taste bad.(?)

Why do people think rednecks marry their brothers, sisters, cousins, or all 3?

[singo]

Because they do

why have they not been rounded up and shot for it?

[kongurous]

Because they don't you stereotypical jackass.

Why is EverQuest called EverCrack?

[singo]

i hear because its addictive, as im a cheap bum that cant afford it :P i cant say with precision


why do i not stop spending money on beer - as i did tonight?

[kongurous]

Because you're a drunk, Irish, someone with an Irish background, or all 3. Pick one.

Why should you pick one?

[singo]

because im drunk and niether of the other 2 (not "A" drunk, just drunk)


why is this?

[kongurous]

Because drinkin and callin up your friends and sayin you hate them is fun.(lost a boyfriend once like that. damn bartenders, never givin' me the right kind of beer)

Why are bars fun?

[singo]

because they sell inebriation in pint-sized packets


why not in 2-pint size?

[kongurous]

Because they're lazy.

Why are lighters fun to play with when you're drunk?

[singo]

because of FIRE


fire is fun because...

[kongurous]

it burns things.

Why does fire burn stuff(and more importantly, how many syllables does fire have?)

[singo]

because heat vapourises stuff and most gases burn

and 2


heheheh, i got that right because.....

[kongurous]

you looked in a dictionary.

Why is Chihuahua hard to spell?

[singo]

because i lost track of what thread i was in and didnt say "WHY"


why did this happen?

[kongurous]

Because we're drunk(at least I am)

Why is it cold in winter?

[singo]

because im drunk 2



why does drunkenness rock..

[kongurous]

you can wake with a complete stranger and not care because you probably got... okay, im ending my answer now.

Why is the internet full of porn, violence, spam, pop-ups, and Warboards?

[singo]

because there are a whole lot of fu*k ups on the internet *realizes I called myself a fu*k up*


a flamethrower purge of the internet is...

[kongurous]

a good thing.

Why am I spamming everything I touch?

[singo]

becuse tousch = spam

why am i doing the same?

[kongurous]

Because you have a higher post count than me by like 260+

Why is that?

[singo]

Because ive been here since aperil, before the game room was formed

thus, i havnt been able to.....

[kongurous]

look at the title of the thread.

Why did the the WCG(world cyber games)have Indian dancers that could afford to lose about 10 pounds?

[singo]

because i keep mixing up this thread and the "finish my sentence" thread :P

yah, im....

[kongurous]

drunk for confusing the threads again.

Why is that?

[singo]

because i have been drinking beer


because....

[kongurous]

stop it or I will get mad.

Why do you keep confusing the damn threads?

[singo]

because i am WELLIED


why did the term wellied come into existance?

(hah, not confused)

[kongurous]

because you're wellied. ha, fun word to use.

Why is wellied fun to say?

[singo]

because to be "wellied" you must drink heavily


which is....

[kongurous]

why you forgot this is the why thread again!

Why are you so damn frustrating?

[singo]

because im pissed beyond belief


WHY is this?

[kongurous]

because I now have 700 posts.

Why is THAT?

[singo]

because u actually have 701

at the time of writning


why is this?

[kongurous]

I spam a lot, which brings me to 703 at the time of this writing.

Why do you care?

[singo]

Because i DONT:P (good ol' beer)


because....

[kongurous]

you need some help with your drinking problem.

Why should you just skip that and go to Russia?(i'll give you a hint:it has something to do with the fact that it's cold here. Very cold)

[singo]

because the "beer jacket" keeps out cold :P ( beer jacket - an invisible garment that protects the body from all sensation of cold)
from the viz profanosaurus


profanosaurus is spelt....

[kongurous]

(not the answer I was looking for)
Singo is too drunk.

[singo]

no such thing as "too drunk"


why did you forget to ask a why queastion?

AHA, ive been waiting 4 days to be able to say that :P

[kongurous]

Why do you keep confusing the Why thread with the Finish my Sentence thread?(answered a why question with a why question)

[singo]

Because ive had 13 beers


why have i not had 14?

[kongurous]

because you need to lay off the alchohol. I care about you. Because your brittish. And I like your accents.

Why is that so?

[singo]

ecause the brits are frigging fantast-fucking-ic


why are we so good?

[kongurous]

It depends where you're good at ;)

Why is that so?

[singo]

because we are a bunch of imperialist bastrds

why does bieng a bunch of imperialist bastards = an empire?

[kongurous]

I don't know.

Why does America kick ass?

[singo]

becaue they ignore good training in favour of good equipment


leading to a bigger freindly fire rate than.....

[kongurous]

untrained idiots who can't aim straight.

Why is the US Navy the laziest branch of the US military, despite the fact they are easily the best?(both equipment and training wise)

[singo]

because sitting about on battleships is cool


why is the US the only nation to still think battleships are not obsolete?

[kongurous]

Because we don't use them anymore, and it cost 1 million bucks a month to maintain them, idiot. We do think they are obsolete.

Why is 1337 fun to use?

[singo]

because you still use battleships (the Iowa class i think)


okay, they do launch nuclear.....

[kongurous]

(Oh no we don't. We decommitioned the last battleship(the Missouri)in 1993. I know, my dad was on the Missouri. As was my grandfather. the last Iowa class battleship to sail was of course, the Iowa. that was decommisioned after Gulf War One, i think)

nothing because they don't sail anymore.

Why do you think we still use battleships?

[singo]

because i could have sworn i saw on firing tomahawk missiles on a news report on gulf war 2


why did i see this if it (seemingly) didnt happen?

[kongurous]

Because destroyers also carry Tomahawks. so do cruisers. and so do some classes of frigates. And so do subs.

Why did you not know that?

[singo]

Because i did, but the ship was firing them out of a turret with three guns, and i didnt thing any cruisers had 3-gun turrets


why did you decomission the only ships designed to be proof against 16-inch guns?

[kongurous]

Because America doesnt have that much money to spend each month on a bloody ship.
(was what you saw in any good quality? if so, then i will talk to my commanding officer about it, if not, then its from Gulf War 1)

Why do you think we havent decommisioned all the battleships?

[singo]

Because i dont actually give a toss one way or the other


I will take your word on this beacause....

[kongurous]

I'm in the Navy!

Why are clouds white?

[singo]

because they reflect all wavelengths of visible light

why am i good at physixcs?

[kongurous]

Because you make up for it by not being good at spelling.

Why is that?

[singo]

because physics has the word "quantum" in it


Why is the word quantum so cool?

[kongurous]

the Q makes it sound cool

Why is pain painful?

[singo]

because if it wasnt it wouldnt be a survival instinkct


bloody hell, im good at evolutionary biology as well so....

[kongurous]

this is the why thread.

Why do I have to keep reminding you of that?

[singo]

because im wasted


why have i not sobered up yet?

[kongurous]

Because you're drunk.

Why is that so?

[singo]

because of the carlsberg brewerys.inc


why are they so damn good?

[kongurous]

Because you give them enough money to get better ingredients from all the alchohol you buy.

Why do you drink so much?

[singo]

because its a choice between drinking and reality - what would you choose?


and i only drink so much because it is "the week of DOOOOOOMMM!"

with a capital "OOOM"


why am i now going to fook of, stop spamming and get some sleep (apart from the fact i need to sleep off this beer and need to be up in a few hours)

[gediminas]

because your mama told you to "go right into bed, young man!"


Why can I smell blood during the fullmoon?

[kongurous]

Because Russia's army used to the Red army, and red is the colour of blood(tehcnically, blood is clear, when it mixes with O2, it turns red, and your veins are coloured)

Why did I just use a bad answer?

[The_Maker]

Because you have an old Doom sprite avatar. (kick butt in my opinion:) )


Why are you so active 'round here?

[kongurous]

because I get the impression here, where everyone goofs off, is where i belong.(PM me for details on that, and that only applies to The_Maker)

Why aren't you most active here?

[Ragnarox]

Because he is currently making a Mod. (Profile)

Why is a bad idea to hold onto explosive barrels with the Gravity Gun in HL2 and have some shmoe pistol it in your face?

[singo]

because barrels go BOOM!


why are there not more exploding barrels?

[gediminas]

because they all have been blown up and haven't respawned yet.

Is it cool to catch a flying AR2 alt-fire energy ball with the gravity gun?

[singo]

buggered if i know, you tell me


Why do i not know?

[kongurous]

Because you're too cheap to buy HL2.

Why is that?

[The_Maker]

Because he is! :lame:


Why did you change your avatar to a Demonic Goat from DOOM? (The old school version)

[Ragnarox]

because demonic goats of doom are COOL...and also called hellknights.

Why are hellknights so cool?

[kongurous]

Because they're knights of hell, and they are hard as hell to kill in Doom 3.

Why is Doom 3 the best Doom game so far?

[Ragnarox]

Because it has the best graphics and most blood of any of the doom games.

Why is blood and gore the core of all the Doom games.

[Stonehand]

because someoneone blowing off demons and monsters who try to devour him alive just spells out DOOM!

Why can't I find my perfect MMORPG?

[Ragnarox]

Because its illegal (not).

Why did I not give a direct answer to Stonehand's question?

[kongurous]

Because you're hiding something.

Why is that?

[Ragnarox]

Because I forgot what I was hiding.

Why am I not doing my homework like I should be doing instead of Warboarding?

[kongurous]

Because the government says you should be doing homework(homework on New Year's Eve?), because they're afraid of Warboards' power.

Why did I OD on the week-old coffee?

[Ragnarox]

Because the week-old coffee told you to drink it.

Why don't I just go get some coffee myself?

[kongurous]

Because coffee is colaberating with the bananas to take over the world.

EDIT:Why did I forget my why question?

[Ragnarox]

Because the bananas and coffee committe made you forget with their fruity power.

Why can't I be on the banana-coffee committe?

[kongurous]

Because you aren't a cup of coffee or a banana.

Why is the US Navy the laziest branch, yet the strongest one?

[Ragnarox]

Because they need a lot of equipment to operate in the mist of such extreme lazyness.

Why doesn't King Kong exist yet.

[kongurous]

He's hiding out with all the headcrabs from Half-life.

Why haven't I bought Half-Life 2 yet?

[Ragnarox]

Because everybody else boght HL2 before you could get some.

Why did I get Doom3 instead of HL2?

[kongurous]

Because you get to kill demons in Doom 3, but not headcrabs.

Why can't you kill headcrabs in Doom 3?

[Ragnarox]

Because its an invasion from hell, not interplanetary.

Why can't you shoot demons in HL2?

[kongurous]

Because they're hiding.

Why are the demons hiding?

[Ragnarox]

Because the headcrabs are after them.

Why are the headcrabs after the demons?

[Demon_Child]

Because the leader of the headcrabs was killed by some Demons.

Why the hell am I even in this thread?

[gediminas]

Because DC's true spammy nature has shown itself after many years of sleep.

Why is spamming so pleasant?

[kongurous]

Because the Eternal Order of Headcrabs says it is. Do not doubt the Headcrabs!

Why am I so deliciously crazy?

[gediminas]

Because bananas deliciously raped your mind.

Why do I hate meatbags?

[kongurous]

Because HK-47 says you should(obscure Star Wars reference)

Why is the world cold in winter?

[Ragnarox]

Because the other half of the world that is warm in winter doesn't like us and we don't like them (not)

Why should I care who HK-47 is and why is it in Star Wars/

[kongurous]

Because he(it?)is an assasin droid who's pleasantly violent, who will ask in the middle of a conversation whether or not you want him to kill the person you're talking to, and he isn't afraid to let every meatbag in the universe that he is superior.(as you can see, HK is one of my favorite Star Wars characters, despite the fact he's only from a game)

Why do you ask?

[Ragnarox]

Because I was interested, I like the Star Wars saga and I enjoy talking about it even though I am geared towards the militaristic aspecs of the series.

Why do YOU ask?

[kongurous]

Curious.

Why do the Sith keep trying to kill the Jedi, despite the fact that Light always prevails?

[madman5]

Because it makes for good drama

Why does me am bad ins Anglishh clazz

[kongurous]

Because it's english.

Why is that?

[singo]

because if it wasnt it would be that language I call "foreign", and no-one wants to speak that


why dont they?

[kongurous]

Because people are lazy, and it's about freakin time I started spamming this thread again.

Why does every country in the world hate America?

[singo]

Because america is such a fun country to take the piss out of.

democracy and freedom? hah, i cant believe you lot fell for that!


why are democracy and freedom big sweaty lies?

[kongurous]

Because the Greeks thought of it.(technically the Athenians, but since Athens is the capital of Greece, my point if proven)

Why are the Greeks pansies?

[stealthey]

Because they want to be, it's a thing they have become acustomed to.

Why does 2+2 equal 4?

[kongurous]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why are dinosaurs dead?

[GrassDragon]

Because God got bored with them.

Why are Americans so arrogant? (read: USA-ians)

[kongurous]

Because we're greedy, stupid, fat, and we hate gay people(poll most of America on their opinions on gay people, you'll see). And everyone hates us.

Why are Americans all of the things I just listed?

[Sirion]

Because that is the way we are raised.

Why are we raised in such a way?

[singo]

because your government doesnt want you to think for yourselvs

why dont they?

[kongurous]

Because they hate video games and think that the ESA and the ESRB should regulate video games in America some more. Damn politicians.

Why do Americans love inexplicably violent games(DooM, Halo, Grand Theft Auto, etc.) and not ones that are a bit more... "intimate", when the Japanese are the exact opposite(you can find shops full of sex games in Japan, and there is literally porn everywhere)?

[singo]

because you dont fell embarassed inviting your mates round for a LAN game of halo 2.


Why do people make intimate games when it is better to have REAL intimacy?

[kongurous]

Because theyl ive in thier mother's basements and play Dungeons and Dragons all day(which i do, to an extent)

Why do you ask?

[singo]

because i had no better idea for a question

why is this

[kongurous]

It's like 4 p.m. in Britain and you're probably smashed out of your mind.

Why is James Bond a better spy than Austin Powers?

[singo]

because im spending 2 weeks off the beer to recover from christmas.


why was this answer completely unrelated to the question?

[kongurous]

Because you still have hangover from the Week(s?) of Doom.

Why is Christmas an excuse to drink on Sunday?

[singo]

because after sunday you can then drink monday through saturday.


why do not enough people do this?

[kongurous]

Because Christmas is now just the Season of Drinking until your liver jumps out of you and kills you with a hammer in your sleep. Like Dunchy's should have. And yours.

Why is this?

[singo]

because hammers are fun, to this end i have hidden all the hammers in a place my liver cannot reach.

Why did i not simply wear a crash helmet in my sleep?

[kongurous]

Because your(usually)a drunk person. And drunk people don't think too well.

Why do phones ring instead of explode when a telemarketer calls?

[singo]

because no-one has found a way to detect telemarketers before they strike - they are more elusive than stealth bombers


why do the army not get this training in moving unseen?

[kongurous]

Because Britain used to rule most of the world.

Why is my answer irrelevant to the question?

[singo]

because my earlier answer was as well


why was this

[kongurous]

Because you brew your beer at home.

Why hasn't Dunchy paid me yet?

[singo]

because he is busy bootlegging beer without your consent

do you want one of my lawyers on loan to track him down and get legal upon his ass?


why did I not think of claiming beer first?

[kongurous]

Because I need money. And I need to mess with a mod in a way that won't get me banned. And please, get your lawyer to legal upon Dunchy's ass.

Why were the Village People gay?

[singo]

because their manager told them that if they were gay they would sell more records


why did i say that?

[kongurous]

Because you were their manager.

Why do most of the good bands come from England and Australia?(Hysteria, Keane, the Beatles, Coldplay, ACDC, the list goes on and on)

[singo]

because these are the home of great bandness

germany however is the home of UBER bandness


why is this so?

[kongurous]

Because Gamma-ray and Van Halen came from Germany.

Why do most posts in the Game Room and Member's Lounge become spamfests(which is either my fault or BMB's)

[singo]

because erm....

yeah, i was trying to say it in a nice way but its all your fault :P


why is spamming so fun?

[kongurous]

Because it gives you high gost counts and gives you something to do while your thinking of a fast way to make yourself a mod, when you could just go out and buy your own website and moderate that(excegt for those who have no clue as to how to make a website, or a message board).

Why is it fun to replace the letter P with the letter G as a drinking game?

[singo]

because it is a drinking games and drinking games involve drinking, ergo they are fun. QED.


why is the greatest game still simply putting on armageddon (a song by guess who) and trying to down as many beers as you can in those 8 minuites (current record is 7 275ml bottles, beating my effort by half a bottle)

[kongurous]

Because you think it is.

Why is spamming considered evil?

[singo]

because those fools dare not venture into the game room to witness the awesome power of SPAM!

why do they fear the spam?

[Ragnarox]

Because spam doesn't tase good unless its deep fried.

Why are we talking about spam?

[flaming_squegee]

Because spam is the new bacon!

Why dogs think those phony meat things are bacon?

[kongurous]

The commercials lie.

Why is that so?

[singo]

because if they didnt lie no-one would buy anything


why do we buy things even though we know it is lies?

[kongurous]

Because the commercials are collaberating with the bananas and the coffee, gorillas, coffee-machines, and every other fruit in vegetable because they know I know they want to rule the world and they're conspiring against me.(I am a sad person, aren't I?)

Why is this so?(and why hasn't the Army done something about it?)

[singo]

because they are in the pay of the fruits


why do you not have a private army if you want to take over the world?

[kongurous]

Because I don't shit money.

Why should I have a private army if I don't even know how to get one?

[singo]

every tinpot african dictator has one - so overthrow one of those countries and theft it


why have i not done exactly that yet?

[kongurous]

Because overthrowing a country is harder than it sounds.

Why is this so?

[singo]

because the current owners of the country tend not to like it, and usually have men with machineguns to express how much they dont like it.

(if you want a step by step guide to overthrowing countries just ask and ill find the link)


why does no one ever make a good job of overthrowing countries?

[kongurous]

Because they say they will be a better ruler but they lie(feel free to send the link whenever you wanna)

Why does everyone lie?

[singo]

because they do

why was that answer so crap?

[kongurous]

Because someone might be editting our posts when we aren't looking.

Why am I so damn paranoid?

[singo]

because paranoia is a prime survival trait

why is this so?

[kongurous]

42

Why is my answere total crap?

[singo]

because 42 has been done to death

why are you using that answer if you are not deep thought?

[kongurous]

Clowns.

Why did I just come up with another excuse?

[singo]

because that was not even an excuse

why was it not?

[kongurous]

Clowns.

Why should I copyright that?

[singo]

because it is the ultimate pointless spam answer

why do i get the feeling you are going to say "clowns" to every question now?

[Jedi_Templar]

Because he likes clowns.

Why is a banana yellow?

[kongurous]

Clowns.

Why do I keep typing that?

[singo]

because it saves having to think


why is not thinking so good?

[kongurous]

Because your why question doesn't make sense.

Why is that?

[singo]

because you are not thinking


why not?

[kongurous]

Clowns.

Why is this getting old?

[singo]

its not GETTING old - it was old from the start

no, from before then


why did it get old in a negative amount of time?

[kongurous]

Because I have 1,007 posts. He He.

Why is this?

[singo]

because you have spaamed out the game room 1007 times

Why are you now on target to be the first to ten thousand posts in one years time?

[kongurous]

Because I spam the Game Room. If I do get 10,000 posts, I might bug AJ to make me a mod! No, maybe not.

Why shouldn't I bug a mod?

[singo]

because they have powers incomprehensible to us mere denizens of the game room


why is "indiscriminate" such a good word?

[kongurous]

(if i do get 10,000 posts, do you think i will get a prize or something?)

Because it sounds cool.

Why does extort sound better than blackmail?

[singo]

because blackmail is such a lower class word


why is YAR! still the best word ever?

[kongurous]

Because it sounds like a pirate word.

Why do eggs taste good?

[singo]

because they are quick to cook


why does fast food taste good?

[kongurous]

Because it's cheap?

Why is space travel so damn expensive?

[singo]

because no one has built the best way of getting into space yet

THE HUGE ELEVATOR (which is actually a practical method :P)


why has no-one built one?

[kongurous]

Because people don't want to be in an enclosed space for 12 hours.

Why do people hate rats?

(Because a lot of people are clostherthrobic, singo)

[singo]

QUESTION!

sorry, I just had to get you back for at least one of the dozens of times you have said that to me :P


why dont they want to be in an enclosed space for 12 hours?

[kongurous]

QUESTION!

sorry, I just had to get you back for at least one of the dozens of times you have said that to me :P


why dont they want to be in an enclosed space for 12 hours?
editted my post

[singo]

okay :P

they hate rats because they run into rooms and explode

Why do I keep loading rats with RDX?

[Dezzick]

dunno.

Why is the UK the best (and dreariest) place in the world?

[singo]

Because it is the UK, and it is dreary because it is on the same latitude as moscow

so we are actually kinda lucky with the weather


why did you think dunno is a good answer? (its even wors than Clo*ns)

[kongurous]

Because "Clowns" is a copyrighted answer.

Why will I kick someone's ass if they beat me too this?

[singo]

because you dislike people that are faster at spamming.
although you are better at the long haul

why is dance music evil?

[kongurous]

Clowns.

Why am I slow somedays?

[singo]

because your royal duties as spam queen prevent you from actuall spamming as much as you would like


Why are you still using the "C - word" as an answer?

[kongurous]

Because Clowns.

Why is that?

[singo]

right....

be-frigging-cause clowns

why is it rapidly degenerating into a circus in here?

[kongurous]

elephants.

Why is this so?

[singo]

acrobats


why not?

[kongurous]

Tight ropes.

Why is this getting really old, really fast?

[singo]

it isnt, it was BORN old


why do we not declare a ban on all words to do with the cir*us?

[kongurous]

Because you'd use them as soon as I stopped.

Why is this?

[singo]

because i wouldnt, and I have security teams moving to isolate the outbreak in the "finish my sentence" thread


Why are some things beneath even me?

[kongurous]

Because then the SLA has to deal with them.

Why is that?

[singo]

Because the SLA is the first, last and only line of defence our beloved game room has against the rigours of reality.


why is reality such a threat?

[kongurous]

Because it sucks.

Why is rap music loud?*off in the distance, artillery shells are being shot by the SLA at the "Finish My Sentence" thread to keep the cir*us contained*

[singo]

becaue rap artists think loudness counts for talent.


Why do they not simply play real music?

[kongurous]

Because they fear the SLA.

Why haven't I offered you a position in the SLA?

[singo]

because it dosnt have any soldiers yet


why is it's level of technology so high that it can fire artillery into the other threads without anyone pressing the fire button?

[kongurous]

*orders a mass-conscription of all spam posts in all of Warboards*

Because I pressed it when they weren't looking.

Why do you say I have no soldiers when I just conscripted every spam post every made on Warboards, which is more than 90% of all the posts?

[singo]

becuae you had not ordered the conscription at that moment in time.

Personally i would prefer a professional army, unfortunately I have yet to see a professional post on WB

Why are professional posts so few and faw between?

[kongurous]

Because most people, like you and me, spam like crazy. Hell, i reached 1,049* posts in 3 months!

Why is this so?

*=at the time of posting.

[singo]

because spam will be the deciding factor in...erm...something


Why will it be?

[kongurous]

Because Clowns.(oh shit, its here!*summons the newly made T-90s and ABRAMS MBTs and order them to blow the cir*us words to hell*)

Why did the outbreak spread?

[singo]

because circ*s armoured vehicles are superior to the SLA's equipment


Why has the SLA not got better gear?

[kongurous]

Because the Army needs it's tanks. I stole the ABRAMS and the T-90s.

Why is that so?

[singo]

because stealing tanks is fun


why do i not do it more often?

[kongurous]

Because Britain's tanks suck.

Why did I just diss the tanks of one of my officer's countries?

[singo]

because our tanks OWN

and who designed the gun and armour on YOUR tanks?


Why do i love pointing out how damned good british exports are? (our government wont pay enough to get most them itself)

[kongurous]

(Daimler Chrysler, a german car company, designed the ABRAMS MBT)

Because you're an arrogant Brit who happens to be one of my officers.

Why is that so?(why is the question I just asked the most overused one of them all?)

[singo]

because it is.

and they may have designed most of it, but the gun is british made under lisense and we also came up with reactive armour as well

and arrogant brits make the best officers :D


why did the admins specify only one post per 30 seconds?

[kongurous]

To make sure people don't gain 1,100 posts in 3 months.

Why has that failed miserably?

[singo]

because spam will always triumph!


why will it always triumph?

[kongurous]

Because the SLA is here!

Why am I the self-proclaimed queen of the Game Room?

[singo]

because seeing as how I am male I couldnt take the title now could I?


why is the game room so humorously suffocating under weight of spam?

[kongurous]

The SLA has arranged it.

Why is the SLA the bad-ass of the Game Room?

[singo]

because it is hugley spamorific

why is there no such thing as too much spam?

[kongurous]

Because I am the queen and I say let there be spam.

Why am I most active in the Game Room?

[singo]

because everywhere else kicks spammers out.


Why has the SLA not annexed the main members lounge yet?

[kongurous]

Because we have yet to contain the cir*us disaster of 2005.

Why is that?

[singo]

because the damnsed cir*us has infested every corner of the game room


why did we wait so long before trying to sterilize the threads?

[kongurous]

Because we're lazy.(and i can't annex the Member's Lounge, Zeltaris is the Grand Emperor of it)

Why did Zeltaris feel he should challenge the SLA?

[Zeltaris]

Because Zeltaris has the power ;)

Why is kongurous currently dethroned?

[kongurous]

Because you're in my capital.

Why haven't you left my capital already?

[Zeltaris]

cos you challenged me to the 12,100th post

Why isn't singo here? [and while we're at it. How does that affect you?]

[kongurous]

It's like 2AM in Britain(and I will have my capital back. Don't you worry, you'll be back into the Member's Lounge and then pushed back into the Online RPG Forum! I am the Queen of the PvR forum there!).

Why have I just lost my capital?

[GrassDragon]

No clue,

but why did Jon just tell me him and Zelt pwnd you in the "first word" thread?
/me investigates...

[kongurous]

I lost my capital!*curls up in a ball and cries like a little girl*

Why am I a wuss without the First word as my capital?

[Zeltaris]

Because it's the largest thread in the whole wide board.

Why did you have to taunt me in the first place?

[kongurous]

I didn't.

Why should I spare the RSLA the trouble and unleash the cir*us on your kingdom of the First word thread?