The Why Thread

[kongurous]

when one of the mods peeks over here.

Why is this even happening?

[The_Maker]

Like I said.. we are both extremely stubborn.

When does the never ending spa... I mean POST :D contest end?

[kongurous]

When one of gives up.

Why is pizza good?

[The_Maker]

because it is made by ittallians.

Why are you being one hard shell to crack?

[kongurous]

because im a woman.

Why do ships float?

[The_Maker]

Because they are made of floating material.

Why dont you just die....

[kongurous]

Because then they would have to bring another woman on board to replace me.

Why do you want me dead?

[The_Maker]

I dont want you dead, I want this competition dead (Which in turn means one of us should die and go to sleep)

Why dont you go to sleep and lose?

[kongurous]

Because i don't lose.

Why don't YOU go to sleep and lose?

[The_Maker]

Because I have enough energy to last until tommorrow night!

Why aren't we calling a truce?

[kongurous]

Because i havent thought of that yet.

Why don't we call a truce right now?

[The_Maker]

Good question...
Do you want to?

[kongurous]

Sure.

[The_Maker]

Ok, good fighting.

*I hereby call a neutral stance against kongurous and all her posts that have to do with our battle.*

Why did we start that fight in the first place?

[kongurous]

Because I need 200 posts.

[The_Maker]

Well, 2 more to go...

Why do I need 400 posts?

[kongurous]

Because you do.

Why is there only 26 letters in the Roman Alphabet?

[flaming_squegee]

because they fell asleep before making a number 27

why dont the iraqi's just roll over and die, like good little children?

[singo]

wow, spamorific....i go away for two days and this happens........


anyways, they dont roll over and die because they know that if they bag enough americans they will bugger off (just like vietnam - you were winning there for crying out loud!)


why do the pentagon not simply unplug their computers from the internet instead of trying to keep hackers out in complicated (and expensive) ways?

[kongurous]

Because that would be too easy.

Why is your name Singo?

[Basan]

Because he likes to sing... Oh, oh! *Just realized that gave an awful idea* :o

Why was this thread created anyway? *Just feels to lazy to go n' search* :zzz:

[CitizenSane]

Because everyone needs a creative exercise once in a while. I just need heaping helpings of cocoa :D Besides, where would Socrates be if he never thought about... umm... drunk Irishmen? :P Philosophers of the future, unite!

Why, if everyone wants world peace, isn't there any?

[The_Maker]

Because not everyone wants it.

Why will wars occur?

[Basan]

Easy. 'Cause not everyone can get along nicely. :P

Why are we goin' around in circle logics? :rolleyes:

[singo]

because a circle is the perfect shape


why does it seem like a really good idea right now to spend the week between christmas and new year wasted?

[Basan]

Because you simply won't work in that period... :rolleyes:

Add: Why I'm getting sudden urges to chase you 'round? *Sharpens the kitchen knife* :angel:

[singo]

because its fun to chase singo around with a sharp knife - everyone does it, join the fun


why cant some one else get chased with the sharp knives now? i wanna go at the chasing part :(

[kongurous]

because you give off pheromones that make people chase you with a sharp knife. at you aren't the only woman on a ship full of horny men.

Why jupiter so easy to misspell?

[The_Maker]

Because it was named by another culture.

Why do people sleep?

[kongurous]

Because we're all lazy.

Why does Mario keep saving the Princess, despite the fact she keeps getting catured in some way or another?

[CitizenSane]

Because that's the noble, chivalrous thing to do ;)

Why is the sky so colorful at sunset? ^_^

[kongurous]

Because God made it that way.

Why is the Mediterranean full of bigass sharks(which seem normal size to the inhabitants of the Med. coastline... either they are messed up or American sharks are smaller than others)

[LordAhriman]

The better to eat you with.

Why does it take so many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?

[CitizenSane]

As far as licks go, according to Tootsie Roll Industries' website:

It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc. Basically, the world may never know.

But I think what they're really after is getting kids to chew in spite of themselves :o Braces get all caught up and everything. I should sue :P

Anyhoo... why is the book always better than the movie?

[kongurous]

Because your imagination weaves a picture of whatever it is you're reading in your mind, and when you see an artist's rendition of your idea, you realize the book was better.

Why do scissors cut things?

[Zeltaris]

Because they can ;)

jk

Because their blades have such thin edges and are shaped in a way that they wedge their way through materials. Or at least thats how I think they work..(I think it also involves the greater-pressure-over-lesser-surface thingy...):shiftyr:

Why do people develop regional accents?

[Forerunner]

Because regoinal accents are the only cool accents.

Why is spacetime relative?

[singo]

Because it likes family.


Why do vikings get the best afterlife?

[Zeltaris]

Valkiries... duh... hawt hawt hawt...

Why is salt evil?

[singo]

because it...erm.......KILLED THE DEAD SEA!, murderer

why does the internet have so many dodgy websites on it?

[The_Maker]

Because there are many people who think they are "hot stuff" when they really aren't

Why do only 1 out of ten websites appear good enough to add to your bookmarks list?

[Zeltaris]

Because of the above reasons? -_-"

Why is google so bent on taking over the world?

[singo]

Because world domination is a good thing.....but only if its acheived by me...waitaminuite! STOP GOOGLE!

why are there so many disturbing fetishes in the world?

[kongurous]

Because the people who have those fetishes have too much free time and either should be shot, or given a game of Tetris.

Why is Tetris so addictive?

[Cross_Fire]

Because smart people say it is....

Why do people pretend to listen or care?

[kongurous]

*pretends to listen and care*Because umm... look, a monkey!*runs to type question*

Why are monkeys energetic?

[Cross_Fire]

They arnt. People are just lazy.

Why do people kill eachother?

[kongurous]

Because humans are violent creatures

Why is late night TV censored?

[Spartan-II]

Here it isnt! Because elvis made it that way *Damn him!*

Why do nip' slips rule so much?

[flaming_squegee]

because we love to see celebrity nips, and its funny bc they dont even know it is happening, let alone getting caught on tape and in photos.

Why do the not-so-legal-ones *girls* seem the hottest?

[kongurous]

Because they havent been soiled by time, and you know you wanna do them, but you cant.(i never thought, as a woman, would ever say that. damn the Navy)

Why did Elvis make late night TV uncensored where Spartan-II is?

[singo]

Because he had cool hair


Why doesnt the army have big suits of armour like in starcraft? (surely its possible with current technology)

[CitizenSane]

o_O You gotta go to war with the army you've got, by George! :D For further info, please consult the eviller of the two Donalds.

Why are we here? :) (Finished my philosophy final yesterday, w00t!)

[GrassDragon]

Hell if I know...

Why does everyone love Romeo and Juliet if it sucked so much?

[Basan]

Perhaps due to Leonardo Di Caprio lameass stars in it!?! :rolleyes:

Why do we love the Internet? :devil:

[kongurous]

Because it has free porn if you know where to look.

Why do dogs bark at EVERYTHING that moves?

[Basan]

Mine doesn't. Perhaps 'cause it's instinct!?!

Why SC2 (read StarCraft 2) didn't came out yet? :mad:

[kongurous]

Because Blizzard is busy with other things.

Why does it seem that most people on the internet can't spell to save their life?

[singo]

because they all speak 1337 not english


why did someone invent the language mentioned above (not english, the "other" one)

[kongurous]

Because they wanted to make everyone confused(and I'm still tryin to figure out 1337)

Why did Napoleon die?

[singo]

Because he was an annoying shorta*sed french git...but with a nice hat

oh, and someone told him that moscow was lovely in winter


why do I hate democracy?

[kongurous]

Because it makes a lot of people mad, because when they vote on something and dont get what they want, they get pissed.

Why is Moscow lovely in winter?

[The_Maker]

Because it has russians in it.

Why is arizona hot almost all year round?

[flaming_squegee]

because arizonians forget to use thier A.C.

why am i the donut phantom?

[kongurous]

because you are phantom made of donuts.

Why will women rule the world, with me as their leader?

[SmoothWare]

Because we will all leave and you will be the only one left here.

why does pasta taste so good?

[Ragnarox]

because we douse it with alfredo and marinara sauce.

Why do alfredo and marinara sauce taste so good?

[singo]

because i have no clue what they are


Why have I allowed this outrageous gap in my all consuming knowledge of FOOD!?

[kongurous]

Because you're lazy.

Why is your avatar of a bonzai-shouting exploding rat?

[Basan]

Lack of testing skills that might endanger fellas next to you when you fart!?! :angel:

Why doesn't Garfield pops 'round WB's? *Thinks of Pasta a la Bolognesa or Lasagna*

[kongurous]

Because Garfield is a cartoon cat.

Why do woodpeckers peck wood?

[singo]

Because they have nothing better to do

why is the universe so badly designer?

[kongurous]

Because the universe doesn't employ gays.

Why did the vikings wear horned helmets?

[Zeltaris]

Because they were not ashamed to admit they were horny.

Why don't most newbies here read the F.A.Q before posting?

[kongurous]

Because they like to be made fun of.

Why do the Russians hate America?

[Basan]

Maybe 'cause the old 'Cold War' grudge is still there. :rolleyes:
Altough I do not believe that to be true. ;)

Why can't RayBan (aka Ole) 'insists' in getting banned? :devil:

[kongurous]

because I don't know.

Why did the person who came up with l33t speak decide that normal english(or whatever language you use)wasn't good enough?

[The_Maker]

Because he wanted to be cool :cool:

Why do people stand in lines for hours just to ride something? (I mean the roller coasters and amusement parks rides btw :P)

[kongurous]

Because they want to be cool.:cool:

Why did I just use The_Maker's answer?

[CitizenSane]

Because the word 'cool' can be used to describe so many things ;)

Why do people fall in love?

[singo]

Because standing in love is difficult.


Why should we "Fight the machine"?

[kongurous]

It depends what machine you mean.

Why do things that are bad for you taste good?

[singo]

Because bad things are so much more fun, in life as well as food


Why do some people STILL believe the moon landings were faked?

[kongurous]

Because A)they have a lot of free time and B)if you consider all points, their opinion makes sense(considering I am one the many who think the landings were fake)

Why does singo have 2 syllables in it?

[singo]

Because I shortened it from a name which has three

Why is it that politicians are all assholes?

[kongurous]

Because they take tips from Peter Molyneaux and don't live up to their promises.

Why doesn't everyone just learn English and not make it a hassle on all Americans?

[singo]

Because a lot of americans deserve to be hasseled


why doesnt everyone learn english and not make it a hassle on the british?

(no answer theft either)

[GrassDragon]

Because... other languages are fun!

Why do phones have to be so annoying yet so useful?

[kongurous]

Because they ring and ring for no reason, and they impersonate your friends' and and family's voices and lie about stuff and brainwash your friends and family into thinking they said the stuff that the phone said.

Why did I just waste my energy typing such an obviously correct answer?

[singo]

Because stating the obvious is important so everyone knows the SAME obvious

why does mindless entertainment appeal to so many people?

[kongurous]

Because most people are mindless.

Why does heat relieve pain?

[singo]

Because it cauterizes your nerve endings

Why did i just come up with an answer that may actually be right?

[kongurous]

Because your brain is finally working.

Why is ESRB a pain in the ass?

[singo]

Because i have no idea what it stands for/ cannot be bothered remembering what it stands for


Why do monkeys go "ooooohahahohooaho"

[kongurous]

Because the Patriots say thay do.

Why do aliens mutilate cows?

[singo]

Because the cows started it.


why do aliens abduct people and do highly personal things to them?

[kongurous]

because the aliens are perverts.

Why is greed the root of all evil?

[singo]

Because the square of all evil is something else


why are we spamming this thread horrendously?

[kongurous]

because we need a high post count.

Why is my post count my life-blood?

[Sirion]

Because you live on the forums.

Why isn't Starcraft 2 out yet?!

[kongurous]

Because Blizzard is lazy.

Why did I just say Blizzard is lazy when my avatar is one of Blizzard's characters?

[singo]

because now they are gonna hunt you down and you needed to give them a reason

why did the italians come up with so many good ideas for food?

[kongurous]

Because lots of different kinds of stuff grows in Italy.

Why does TheXenon scare me?

[Sirion]

Because he has a higher post count than you.

Why am I so bored that I am playing this game?

[kongurous]

because you need a higher post count.

Why am I spamming about post counts?

[Sirion]

Because you want a high one yourself.

Why was Halo2 such a dissapointment?

[singo]

pecause of the irony

why not spam about something else?

[kongurous]

Because Bungie was pressured by a release date.

Why do you care?

[GrassDragon]

Because you want a higher one.

Why is pie so good?

EDIT: Jeez, you guys spam like crazy. I refresh the page and write a post real quick and it ends up 3 down from where it was supposed to be... :P

[kongurous]

Because its bad for you.

Why am I slow today?

[singo]

because the rest of us are approaching spamming speed

"Engage spamdrive for superluminal spamming"

why do i really want a spamdrive now?

[Sirion]

So you can annoy people by spamming.

Why do I love the FF series except ffx-2

[kongurous]

Because spamming at spamming speed is good for spamming. yes I did just use the word "spam" in some way or another 4 times.

Why do I use the word "spam" too much?

[singo]

becaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssseeee

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!


damn dirty spam song


why does that song appear to be the game room national anthem?

[Sirion]

because the game room is all about spam.

Why the heck am I here?

[kongurous]

because people spam high scores in the Game Room, and I am currently trying to regain my crown as king of Mini Chopper.

Why is TheGreatBrain so damn good at the arcade games?

[singo]

because he has a great brain

why does he waste that great brain on arcade games?

[kongurous]

because its fun.

Why is it fun?

[Sirion]

because they are entertaining and never get old.

Why is Kazansky so good at drawing?

[kongurous]

because he's, umm...., gotta a lot of free time!

Why is being lazy the funnest thing of all time?

[singo]

because it means you can sit on your ass doing bugger all.


why am I wasting my life on these forums?

[Sirion]

only god knows that.

Why does AOL take so **** long to load?

[kongurous]

Because Life is a terrible MMORPG with good graphics.

Why is Warboards better than life?

[singo]

Because it is addictive

Why is power metal the greatest music genre of all time? (and no denying it, it is)

[kongurous]

Because you like Gamma Ray.

Why does singo like Gamma Ray?

[singo]

Because they are the greatest band ever (no argument, they are :P)


why can Kai hansen play the guitar for the aforementioned band so well?

[Sirion]

Because he practiced.

Why does kazansky portray me as a person with overly large glasses

[kongurous]

because he sees all!

Why did the French build the highest bridge of all time?

[singo]

Because they think it will make them popular


Why will it not?

[Sirion]

Because no one cares about a bridge.

Why did the second two matrix movies suck?

[kongurous]

Because the Matrix is a documentary and documentaries generally suck.

Why do documentaries suck?

[singo]

Because the plots suck


why is that so?

[kongurous]

because the cops make sure its protected more than murder.

Why is coke black like coffee?

[Sirion]

Because your taste buds are weird

Why can't we travel faster than light?

[singo]

Because it is loaded with more caffene than a caffene filled blunderbuss


wow, mega confusion here

the real post.....

we can, we just dont know how

why would anyone load a blunderbuss with caffene?

[kongurous]

Because it's safer than cigarettes.

Why do christmas trees smell good?

[Sirion]

Because christmas is good.

Why do I have to wait five days to open my presents?

[singo]

jesus the last few posts are a mess


erm....because they are full of pine resin

why is burning said resin fun?

[kongurous]

because it smells good when it burns.

Why is EverQuest unofficially known as EverCrack?

[Sirion]

because people deal crack in the game.

Why the heck did I just make up something about something I have no clue about?

[The_Maker]

Because you are a Nerd

[Sirion]

Why am I a nerd?

[The_Maker]

Because your custom title says you are...

Why should someone die if they Like FFX-2?

[Sirion]

Because t was a horrible game that no one true FF lover liked that broke traditions of every sort and starred only girls.

Why did my brother start crying when he lost a deathmatch in Halo2

[The_Maker]

Because he is insecure, or doesn't know how to lose like a true sportsman

Why do people from England call their moms "mums"?

[Sirion]

cause they have a weird/defferent accent.

Why is martinelli's sparkling apple cider so good?

[singo]

Because that is the correct spelling and pronunctiation of the word.


Why do people in america call their mums "moms" (no answer thefting)

[Sirion]

Because we are creepy people with bad skills in literature and grammar.

Why is Singos name Singo?

[Basan]

Because he likes to sing!?! :o *Seriously hopes he doesn't*

Why the leet (aka 133t or elite speech) is so lame, altough anyone who uses it thinks it 'cool'? *Waits flaming*

[The_Maker]

Becuase he chose that name

Why is your name Siron?

DANG IT! Thats 3 times now!

Because people like to be wierd when they use their leet talk

[Sirion]

My name is Sirion because that is 1.) a cool name 2.) the name I use for everything.

Why is someone trying to ban violent V-games?!?!

[The_Maker]

Becuase they want World Peace (Reminds me of Hippies :P)

Why are you in a comic strip?

[Basan]

Why is someone trying to ban violent V-games?!?
'Cause it's getting kids more often violent urges? ;)

Because people like to be wierd when they use their leet talk
Why is The Maker trying to pick on me? :angel:

Edit add: Got beaten to the point.
Why are you in a comic strip?
'Cause he's funny to joke around? Just kiddin'. :)

[Sirion]

Because he doesn't like you.

Why is Passion of the Christ looked down upon even though it made more money than any of the LotR films.

[The_Maker]

Because people don't like religous things. Even if they are blockbusters.

Tele means...

[Sirion]

something that I really don't care about.

the square root of 7326728 is?

[The_Maker]

a number.

pi is a...

[Sirion]

another number.

Why is rice so good?

[Fenguin]

Because all Asian things are good.

Why do I like eating mandarin oranges?

[Sirion]

Because you are Fenguin.

Why are you the brunt of most jokes in WBL & New WBL?

[ShadeZ]

Because somebody has to be

Why does accumulated sweat smell like vinegar?

[kongurous]

I don't know.

Why do you know?

[ShadeZ]

Because it smells friggen disgusting :concern:

Why is the sky green before a tornado hits?

[kongurous]

Because the tornadoe sucks all the blue light molecules out of the air, and since green is the most easily seen color spectrum, we see green. thats also why a type of night vision goggle has a green look.

Why do hurricanes form over warm water instead of snow, or land?

[ShadeZ]

Because warm water evaporates much faster then snow and land.

Why am I replying again?

[kongurous]

because you need a higher post count!(how do you think I got mine so damn fast?)

Why is European money more valuable than American money?

[Sirion]

Because Europes inefficient presses can't keep up with ours.

Why would the creation of the univers make people unhappy?

[kongurous]

Because people don't like life.

Why do they make fake christmas trees?

[Sirion]

Because Smokey the Bear wanted to prevent more forest fires.

Why do people like YuGiOh?

[kongurous]

because its better than EverCrack.

Why does singo like Gamma Ray?

[Sirion]

Because it's in his siggy.

Why are potato chips so good yet so bad for your body?

[Whiteknight]

Because the universe hates everyone and everything.

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

[ShadeZ]

Because the people needed cats to catch the mice, and they didn't share.

Why are we on earth instead of far off in another galaxy?

[kongurous]

Because Earth kicks ass. And it's the only named planet not named after a Roman god.

Why is it a bad idea to sharpen your finger in a pencil sharpener?

[singo]

because it will get too sharp and you will hurt anyone you shake hands with



why does it seem a really good idea to sharpen my fingernail in such a way right now?

[kongurous]

because you're drunk.

Why is 2+2 4?

[GrassDragon]

The numeral "2" represents an idea that when "added" to itself produces the idea represented by the numeral "4".

Why?

[kongurous]

42

Why is your name GrassDragon?

[The_Maker]

Because its a name about a dragon and grass :lame:

Why isn't your name Banna?

[kongurous]

because its spelled banana not banna

Why can't you spell banana?

[The_Maker]

I can, I just wanted to see if the bannas :P corrupted your mind that far.

[kongurous]

forgot question

[The_Maker]

Crap...

Why is this happening again?

[kongurous]

Because I started it.

Why are we gonna spam everything again?

[The_Maker]

Because we like to get ++++ and maybe even +++++++++++ post counts ;)

Why must I stop what has just begun?

[kongurous]

Because you have admitted that I am superior to you.

Why is the person who came up with the time cube a complete moron?

[The_Maker]

Because he was either, high, a mental case, drunk, making a bet, or all of the above plus more!

Why did you get so many posts so fast?

[kongurous]

I have been very "active" with right kinds of people;).

Why do you ask?

[The_Maker]

Because I was ahead of you before.... :(


Why do I have about 3 minutes before I type adios me amigos?

[kongurous]

because the Medic is superior.

Why?

[The_Maker]

Because she isn't :P

Why is Cannon a name for a large gun and camera company?
Btw:Adios me Amigos... (And we shall meet again.... :shiftyr: :shiftyl: :smirk: )

[kongurous]

Because cannon is a loud word and cannons are loud guns.

Why will we meet again?

[Sirion]

Because we will come here to get our post count higher.

Why would banana's attack us?

[kongurous]

because humans and monkeys eat bananas. The bananas will form an alliance with every other fruit and vegetable and conquer the world and eat us in revenge for us eating them.

Why am i crazy?

[singo]

Because sanity sucks


why does sanity suck so?

[kongurous]

Because sanity means you know what the hell is going on, and all kinds of good stuff. When you don't know what's happening, hilarity usually ensues.

Why did Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones get married?

[singo]

To get publicity


why am I so cynical when it comes to celebrities getting married?

[kongurous]

I don't know.

Why doesn't the wife in celebrity marriages take the husband's last name?(and on a related note, Why do celebrities give their kids off the wall names?)

[singo]

see my earlier answer

For publicity :P

How can anyone put publicity before giving their child a name that wont scar it for life?

[kongurous]

How can anyone put publicity before giving their child a name that wont scar it for life?
not a why question.

[singo]

oops, WHY do people put publicity before giving their child a name that willl scar it for life.....


hehehe sorry

[kongurous]

oops, WHY do people put publicity before giving their child a name that willl scar it for life.
much better, now, to the question:Because they have too much free time.

Why am I out of ideas for questions or unfinished sentences?

[singo]

Because all the ideas have been use up in a blaze of spamming glory



Why are there so few original ideas?

[kongurous]

because you took the last one.

Why did you take the last original idea?

[singo]

Because it was that or let you take it, you can have the next one.


Why did I say that when there will be no more original Ideas?

[kongurous]

because your drunk.

Why is the only logical answer to this question 42?

[singo]

Because you said it was in the question.


Why do you think im drunk?

[kongurous]

Because it worked earlier.

Why is Mountain Dew green?

[flaming_squegee]

Because ants go pee-pee in it.

Why do dogs turn around 3 times before lying down?

[singo]

Because they are paranoid someone is behind them


why does the new forum layout suck wang?

[kongurous]

why does the new forum layout suck wang?
because you think it does.

Why does the human brain work?

[singo]

Because it wouldnt be much use if it didnt.


Why is there no cheaper alternative to paper?

[flaming_squegee]

bc we are too lazy to find one

why is your millions of mice-es exploding?

[singo]

Because i mixed cordite with their feed


Why did I do that?

[flaming_squegee]

because you are the evil serial mouse merdurer!

Why does gravy taste good?

[singo]

Because it can be added to real food.


Why does real food need gravy to enhance its intrinsic edibility?

[Markpyro]

Because some foods suck.

Why is fenguin a penguin?

[singo]

Because he ISNT, he is a Fenguin - the dark side of the penguin.


why do i hope i nevere visit antarctica now?

[Markpyro]

Because there are fenguins there?

Why is BMB so tempted to spam?

[singo]

Because spamming is the in thing....especially in the game room


why does the game room tempt us all into spamming?

[Markpyro]

Because some are so desperate to increase postcount.

Why do you always post here?

[Muse]

Because he could feel like it.

Why can't the equator be cold instead of hot?

[kongurous]

Because it's closer to the Sun.

Why is my post count so damn high, despite the fact I have only been here a month?

[Nahotnoj]

Because of the miracle of the game room.

Why do dogs enjoy sticking their noses up peoples' crotches? O_o

[kongurous]

Because they smell cookies.

Why does the Alienware ALX cost so damn much?

[singo]

Because it is shit hot (however hot that is) and has a cool name


Why do people get obsessed with things?

[kongurous]

Because they haven't discovered the Time Cube theory or Gamma-Ray.

Why aren't humans finding reliable alternatives to fossil fuels?

[singo]

Because of hippy propaganda putting people of nuclear power!

UP NUCLEAR POWER!


why do i like nuclear power?

[kongurous]

because it involves gamma rays.

Why does God hate trailor parks?(watch a news report on a Tornado, i garantee you the atleast 1 trailor park is goin' with it)

[singo]

He doesnt, there are just so many trailer parks that at least one will be in the path of at least one natural disaster.


why are there so many trailer parks?

[kongurous]

Because people are too cheap to buy real houses.

Why can't animals speak english?

[singo]

Because they speak orang-utan instead, the REAL universal language

oook ook oooook ook


why has no-one made an orang-utan/english dictionary yet?

[kongurous]

Because we're lazy and orang-utan isn't a language. Basic is.(goddamn you, Dungeons&Dragons!)

Why are RPGs, in general, so damn addictive?

[singo]

Because they are not real life - which im sure we all agree, sucks


why did I forget to ask a question first time i posted this?

[kongurous]

Because you edited it.

Why did I just edit this to add a question?

[singo]

Because you "did a singo" and forgot to do it first time


Why is such a mistake unusually common?

[kongurous]

Because we're lazy.

Why are my answers redun... redun...*gets a dictionary*redundant?

[singo]

Because my questions are


Why is this so?

[kongurous]

Because I need a fuckin' Russian-to-English dictionary to spell a simple word.

Why does it matter?

[singo]

simple answer, it doesnt


why do i see no reason that it should?

[kongurous]

Because you've stolen all original ideas.

Why is my post count gonna reach 1,000 by Feb?

[singo]

Because it has reached near enough 600 in one month


why does the game room allow for such proliferous spamming (is that a real word or did i just make it up?)

[kongurous]

(look it up at dictionary.com)Because all humans are spamming little bastards and AJ shouldn't mess with that.

Why does community service suck ass?

[singo]

because the community likes its ass sucked


why did you get community service in the first place? ( assuming you talk from experience)

[kongurous]

I stole a statue of Colonel Sanders and was caught and had to serve 1000 of community service.(Colonel Sanders started KFC)

Why did I steal the statue?

[singo]

to piss off the chicken meister


why did you assume I did not know who he was?

[kongurous]

Because I did.

Why?

[singo]

becauseyou stole his statue

why is this thread now going in circles?

[kongurous]

Because I'm assuming both of us are bored.

Why should you go out and buy World of Warcraft?

[singo]

because i want to but spend all my spare money on beer so cannot afford the monthly fee



why do i insist on trying to pass an exam im going to fail anyway and not get a job?