The interesting situations game

[Xx_bender_xX]

This is sort of a remake of one of my old threads. just answer what u whould do in the situation the person above you posted, then make a new one. ill start




Your sitting in front of your computer when your house starts to fall over. what do u do.

(btw you dont have to be seriouse, just have fun)

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Run over to my computer and attempt to use my body as a shield for it.

You suddenly transform into a dung beetle with super psionic powers. What do you do?

[Calibur]

Eat dung.

You are suddenly transformed into the opposite sex. What do you do?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You don't want to know.

Your pancres is stolen by venezualean organ dealers who sell it for a billion pesos in Mexico. You owe me $6. What do you do?

[Calibur]

I eat your cow, and take its pancreas.

You see someone one killing cows. What do you do?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Like I said, you really don't want to know (unless you'd like a through lesson in anatomy and dissection)

You are being torn to pieces by rabid cows. You no longer possess the will to live or eat cows. What do you do?

[Calibur]

I pull the pin on my granade and take the cow with me.

You see some guy screwing your girl. What do you do?

[Xx_bender_xX]

I destroy him with a flamethrower.


You find a taco on the ground that has your name on it. do u eat it? Why or why not?

(btw you dont have to end all of the situations with "what do you do?"

[Thereisnocowlevel]

No, tacos on the ground are unsanitary and usually made of beef (shudders at the savagry).

You die. What do you do?

[Calibur]

Die and be absorved back into the earth.

You see some guy screwing your girl. What do you do?

[Fenguin]

I dissolve into my constituent nanobots, invade his house, and carry off his women and children. In addition, I pour 250 mL of 16 M sulfuric acid into his left ear.

You suddenly grow an extra limb just above your belly button. What do you do?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Use it to scrub toilets, to great effect.

You suddenly lose all your website-design, HTML, internet skills, and computer knowledge. Desitute of your sustanence, what does your deprived, wasted mortal shell feebly attempt to do?

[Xx_bender_xX]

Start wacking my computer with my metal ass.


you see bluemicrbyte flying threw the air. what is your first reaction.

[Calibur]

Shoot him down and collect my prize.

You fall asleep and all of a sudden awaken in the world of starcraft. What do you do?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Become an massively powerful Archon that can slaughter Torrasques with ease and then run around slaughtering Torrasques with ease.

You suddenly develop a craving for sushi. What do you do?

[Calibur]

Go whale hunting with my harpoon, eventhough whales are not fish.

You are a DBZ character and some one is about to blast yuo with a Ka-me-ha-me-ha wave. What do you do?

[Ragnarox]

Ask them why they are trying to kill me and sit down to play a game of poker.

The floor beanth you collapses and keeps collapsing to hell, what do you do?

[Calibur]

I go to hell, like I would have even if the floor hadn't collapsed.

You're about to die but before you do so you can do one more thing, anything. What do you do?

[Dezzick]

become immortal

an elephant sticks his trunk up your ass, and blows water in it :P

[Schwitzer]

Clench my arse and rip that bastard's trunk off.

You were browsing the web and a porno pop-up displays what is, without a doubt, your best friend doing homosexual intercourse. What do you do?

[HackingVictim]

I would go over there and smack her till she's normal.


You happen to be on IRC and you are somehow invisble... you see AJ give somebody his password to his WB account:P.... What Would YOU Do?

[Xx_bender_xX]

AJs password? muahahahahahaha


You walk into a dark ally in the middle of the night and you see spiderman and batman sniffing crack. what would you say to them?

[Black.Ice]

"Can I join in on the fun?"

You are walking down the crowded streets of downtown, and a man in a black coat approaches you. He takes of his dark, shady glasses, and says come with me. You follow him into a dimly-lit room, and he offers you two colored pills, and says, "You are either in or out. Take one."

What do you do?

[Zerg-King]

in then run Out very quickly
You fall into the sewers and your ears et bittin of by rats what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

take the one on the left, and cast life3 on it. Depending on what color it is, I either eat it, or press the X button twice and cast death3 on it. I then procede to threaten the man with my wrath level 2 spell, at which point the boat to the east continent comes so I hop on, and sail away. Halfway through, however, the great swirl in the middle of the world engulfs me and I am warped onto the pillar of autumn at which point I kill everything in sight and press all the buttons. The ship then begins to explode and I am turned into an omeba and I slowly consume everything and then produce chese :)

you are trapped in a large block of chese..what do you do?

EDIT: I see someone has beated me to posting...oh well

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Cheese? Made from cow's milk? Oh, they will pay...how they will pay...
*cracks knuckles*
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*Is covered by blood and gore*

Ahem. Anyway,

You are transmogrified into a subspecies of sloth and forced to listen to jovial holiday tunes for one hundred thousand centuries. What do you do with your worthless existence?

[Xx_bender_xX]

slowly make my way to the blender and.........


You wake up late one night and notice your comuters on. Your eyes get use to the dark...and fenguins using your compuer!!! what do you do?

[Schwitzer]

Rape him.

You've just been arrested for raping Fenguin; what do you do?

[Xenon]

Plead insanity. After seeing him in the daylight you know no sane person would ever be near that abomination. :D

You witness the murder of your father (he was nice, normal, non-abusive) by your mother (she was also nice, normal, non-abusive). She asks for your help to conceal the crime. What do you do?

NOTE: If I saw my female best friend in a porno, I wouldn't smack the shit out of her, I would insist on being her manager aka *pimp* and would reap the cash rewards of her life on her back. Not to mention the other side benefits like free fluffers....

[Mtank]

I would go insane, kill everyone i saw and be gunned down tragically by the cops, and later be the target of a book called "tragedy turned greater tragedy"

what would you do if you have one bullet in your gun, a desert eagle, and there are two rabid dogs (alsations) running towards you from either side?

[Xenon]

What would you do if you have one bullet in your gun, a desert eagle, and there are two rabid dogs (alsations) running towards you from either side?

I would take careful aim and fire at the last possible moment at the closest German Shepherd Dog (which is what an Alsatian is). Quickly rolling over, I would leap up pulling my concealed Gerber Tactical with 8" blade of Surgical Stainless Steel and charge the last dog. Bearing him down with my massive power (all 6 foot 4 inches and 245lbs of it) I would manhandle the dog to the ground by main force and end its miserable life by ripping out its throat. The movie based on the Pseudobiography of the same name would be called "Cujo's Bane".

What would you do if women found you irresistable?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

What would you do if women found you irresistable?
Oh, I don't need to speculate on that. I'll do what I've always been doing, because women already find me irresistable.

How would you pay off $100,000 in debt to a vicious loan shark with a swarm of hitmen henchmen to coerce and "remind you" and you only possess$10,000 total net worth?

[Xenon]

I'd firebomb their clubhouse with $5000 worth of LINK REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE NSA and use the rest to PAR-TAY!

Answer the last question I asked punk! We aren't dealing with your fantasies right now. Besides, you know that you aren't allowed to get spanked by large angry black men on school nights Cow. Go have a burger, settle yourself.

What would you do if women found you irresistable?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Fantasy? I'm serious! But if I were, say, you, and did not have my incredible charm, I would use my power to worm my way into a position of great authority, a sinecure that also bears clout but not is reviled like the Presidency is. Since women are a majority of the populace and find me irresistable, they could not help but assist/vote for me.

What would you do if you had possesion of an oil rig in the Black Sea?

[Xenon]

Touché TinCL. (pronounced tinkle)

In answer to your question: Burn Baby! Burn!

And my question is:

A)

B)

C)

D) All of the above?

[bluemicrobyte]

/me reminds everyone that these questions are no fun if people just say "kill it" or "blow it up" to answer every single question that is asked. I know the only reason you post is to post your own questions, but what fun is that if no one provides entertaining and creative answers? So from now on, try not to use explosives or easy ways out of a situation, unless the situiation seriously calls for explosives or something.

[Fenguin]

And my question is:

A)

B)

C)

D) All of the above?

Most likely C, unless the question creator [namely you] is schizophrenic, in which case it would be D. ;)

My question:

The Flumingorical Taxonomy can be described as...?
A) Diognesian pitburies are rather sweet.
B) Random classes of pitbury-based life forms.
C) A species of zoology dealing with Indian musk squirrels.
D) Brownian motion of skin cells in a hypotonic solution.

[Xenon]

I don't think you gave the right options. You left out E) None of the Above.

bluemicrobyte: We bow to your superior wisdom and hasten to carry out thine requestesessss...

How would an explosion sound if it was made with C4MORYRZOFSH1T?

[Fenguin]

I don't think you gave the right options. You left out E) None of the Above.
Oh no no, it's one of them all right. Use logic to find out which one.

[Lordaeron]

Most likely C, unless the question creator [namely you] is schizophrenic, in which case it would be D. ;)

My question:

The Flumingorical Taxonomy can be described as...?
A) Diognesian pitburies are rather sweet.
B) Random classes of pitbury-based life forms.
C) A species of zoology dealing with Indian musk squirrels.
D) Brownian motion of skin cells in a hypotonic solution.

Taxonomy is the classification or a law. There is no squirrels with the name Flumingorical, nor is there such thing as a pitsbury. Thus I would think that the thing would be D.

If I'm right then answer this:
You have this riddle, it's infront of you, on a screen, there is a keypad with the alphabet written on it. You need to write the word to get out of a locked room. There is nothing but the riddle and the keypad.
I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be. What is the word.
What do you do?

[GrassDragon]

@Feng: I say B.

@Lordaeron: Type in the word "few".

You just realized your midterm is tomorrow and you haven't studied at all. Do you cram for the test, give up and take the test unprepared, or skip class and hope you can take it on a later day?

[Xenon]

You're not right, but closer to it than you think.

If I'm right then answer this:
You have this riddle, it's infront of you, on a screen, there is a keypad with the alphabet written on it. You need to write the word to get out of a locked room. There is nothing but the riddle and the keypad.
I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be. What is the word.
What do you do?

I SIT DOWN AND TYPE FEW add two and you get FEWER "Add two, and fewer there will be."


You must SMS someone, but you hate spending the cents it costs you, and you think you're addicted to cheesy polytones. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

[Spartan-II]

Low.

Your sitting on your sofa one night and look at the clock it says 10:30, then you receive a phone call, it instructs you to overturn the Playboy on your coffetable and then hangs up. You do, and find a microchip, then androids break through your wall and try to kill you. You then wake up on your sofa , you turn to the clock, it reads 10:29 then shifts to 10:30, the phone rings. What do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! That would just be scary. I would not answer the phone, then, at 10:30 microchips would burst through my windows and try to kill my robot. I would then wake up, and see the clock saying 10:29. The phone would ring, and I would answer it. The guy would instruct me to leave the room, so I did and I heard screams and crashes right after closing the door, then I would wake up to the situation below. Talk about a crazy night!


You wake up and you are on the ceiling. everything is normal exept that you are on the ceiling facing the floor. what do you do? (yes, I just had to end with "what do you do")

[Xenon]

I pull my dick out of Spiderman's ass and tell him I'm late for work.

You wake up to a bright sunny day beside the lake. You see a fishing rod by the door. WHAT DO YOU DO?!!!1!!1111

[Spartan-II]

I answer the phone and inform them that the Playboy is just a conversation piece and that all RealMen™ get their daily dose of porn from the web.

What kind of answer is "Low"? I'll tell you what's low around here... some of the IQs~! >.<Well what other 3 letter words are there COW?? MOW?? HOE?? (The Garden tool) POE?? Shoe?? (oops my bad)

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Cow, of course!

No, actually, as many people have already stated, the word is few, type in two more letters and get fewer.

[Xenon]

Spartan: There are approximately 331,874 words in the english language with 3 characters or less...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You are mowed down by cows with hoes named Poe. Whatever do you do with the remaining seconds of your meager existence?

[Xenon]

Eat 100% all-beef cheese burgers. Scrumdidlyumptious~!

You see a cow, this cow sees you, and suddenly you feel a burning desire to stab it in the side with a swiss army knife as you pass it by in the crowded marketplace bazaar. What do you do?!! (This really happened to me in India once... I think I was 13 or 14).

[bluemicrobyte]

you really actually felt a burning desire to stab a cow in the side with a swiss army knife!??!??!?!?!?

I would use my awesome teleportation powers to warp it to the moon, BUT, I would make sure it was still falling to the earth from really, really high up. THEN, I'd set up a camera to capture the first ever "splatted cow" :)

You wake up and you are on the ceiling. Everything appears to be normal, but you are on the ceiling. You get up, and you can wallk around but, once again you are still on the ceiling (has gravity been reversed just for you? What do you do next? (how will you get to work/school etc) Do you dare step outside?

[Xenon]

Yes I did. I also did stab the cow. It knocked over some vegetable and fruit stalls, and ran off down the street mooing pitifully. Its ribs were sticking through its skin. I think it was starving.

Answer: I would go back to sleep.

Scenario: You have just stabbed a cow in the side. Luckily no one saw you do it. Now the cow is causing havoc. What do you do?!

[Thereisnocowlevel]

I laugh at the stupid rebel bovine's idiocy at having opposed me, and stab it again with my halbred.

You choke and die from eating a cheesburger. You are sent to hell and forced to eat 5000 tons of 100% pure angus beef per day for the rest of your afterlife. What do you do in your state of eternal damnation?

[Xenon]

Have a lot of BBQs.

Once in Hell, do you try and take over, or do you go and become a lickspittle for Satan?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

What do you think?
It's better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
Or to be tortured in hell, for that matter. Mephistopheles has nothing on my Hell Bovine.

You run out of BBQ sauce in hell and are forced to eat cucumber sandwiches for no apparent reason. What do you do?

[Xenon]

Hold a tea and sandwitches party for all the bandmembers of Queen. After all, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

Someone sends you some lesbian porn on your cellphone in the middle of your Morality in Education seminar, and your cellphone screen is hooked up to the projector via Bluetooth exposing your nasty little secrets to the entire group of people attending. WHAT DO YOU DO!??

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Unleash a reign of terror the likes of which this world has never seen.
Duh.

You are broke. What do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

get a job?

you get fired from every job you get for the rest of your life. and again, what do you do?

[tb473]

rob train cars for a living.

You're twin brother threatens you by holding himself hostage. What do u do?

[bluemicrobyte]

he threatens me by holding HIMSELF hostage? I don't get it.

[Ragnarox]

Maybe he has the other guys head next to his head and has a high-powered pistol so the bullet will go through both of them...? I don't know.

Anyways, I give him a twinkie pastry and he says thanks and walks away.

You run out of tootsie rolls and you are flat broke, what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

I scream, run around, and shout at the next person I see. I then procede to threaten him with carnage, which I pull out of my backpack. I then take all his tootise rolls and procede to stuff them in my hidden save burried deep under the city.

You are tied to a chair, and headphones are duct-taped to your head. you are then forced to listen to a really, really annoying childrens song for three hours. suffer the horror...er....I mean.......what do you do?

[Mtank]

i hop to the nearest wall and proceed to bash my head against it, until the headphones are smashed.


then i die.
but not before i have the satisfaction of knowing ill never have to listen to that song again.

what would you do if you had a choice between hitting the girl you've wanted for so long, knowing that this will be the first in a long, long series, or have a one nite only, 5 girl "party"?

[Xx_bender_xX]

Id much rather stay with the same girl for a long time.


Small men start coming out of the ground near your house. There yelling something but you cant understand it because there talking in some stange language. What do you do and why? Do you try to befriend them. Or do you try to destroy them.

[Xenon]

Depends on the size. If they're smaller than say, a mouse, I just step on them and be done with it. I save their leader though, and teach him that Xenon is his new God, then I release him to convert his fellows.

A talking robot (say it like Dr.Zoidberg (ROW-but) talls you to "bite my shiny metal ass". How do you teach this rude robot a lesson?

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Unleash billions of Hell Bovine upon the impudent thing.

You become Bill Gates. You must spend all his money in a single day and cannot give any away. You cannot give any more than five billion to charity. How do you spend it?

[bluemicrobyte]

First, I give 5 billion to charity. Then, I head down to the airport, wave wads of hundreds around until airport staff decide to help me. I then order a flight directly to blizz head quarters. Upon arrival at blizzard I wave more cash around until they let me in. I pay them as much money as it takes to immediately begin development on starcraft 2. I also pay them to start development on the next blizzard game serries. I then pay them for 50 lifetime subscriptions to WoW, and hand them out to my friends, and bring any leftover accounts to warboards. I then pay to have demos of blizzards products destributed with all new comptuers. Following that, I head down to the airport, again waving cash around, and fly to microsoft headquarters. There I demand that they immediatly make halo 2 for PC. When they are done, I head to the neares rip-you-off USA and buy an overpriced supercomputer and a surround sound system. I then head back to the airport, and get them to fly me, along with all my stuff, back home. I hire six buttlers to set up my new equipment, and then enjoy halo 2 for the next 3 years. By then, blizz will be done with starcraft 2 as well as the other project. By now I beleive I've used up all my cash so I sell all my stuff and become a regular person again.

Same as the question above, but you cant do anything similar to what I did.

[Xenon]

I don't give any away to charity as I need all of my money to purchase the entire nation of The Gambia which I set up as my own personal kingdom and Income Tax-Free haven for the Rich and Famous. The new country of Xenopia becomes the new Singapore in Africa, but warmer and closer than the current Singapore. All my citizens must swear undying loyalty to me and my offspring forever and ever. In return I give them all a plot of land, a job, and free education for their children. This new country becomes the most prestigious and coveted citizenship in the world due to the lack of income taxes and the relaxed moral code. My country has 20 hour work weeks, so unemployment is virtually non-existent. Crime does not exist as the penalty is death by Chinese Water Torture for almost everything. Prostitution, Gambling, Marijuana and Shrooms are legal. The banking system is similar to Switzerland. Privacy is every citizen's most sacrosanct right. As is the right to freedom of speech, religion and sexual persuasion. Gay marriages are legal. There is no conscription, because Xenopia is a neutral country. However, we have Nukes to defend our Monarchy, so watch out! The King's (my) annual income is fixed at $500,000,000 and comes from the service fees we charge for laundering money no-questions-asked. Microsoft moves it's headquarters to Xenopia and Bill Gates becomes my personal chamberlain.

Err.... yeah, same question, but you can't repeat anything.

[bluemicrobyte]

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[Spartan-II]

I dump it into the ocean where merpeople find it and elect me their new god. Endowed with their powers I take over the earth, live happily ever after with 60 wives, and eventually die of old age after seeing my enemies tortured to death with Cactus baseball bats ^-^

You .. Aww forget it same question ;\

[Xx_bender_xX]

I would buy my own city, pay everyone to leave, bring in evryone i know and tons of random people, buy paintball guns for all of them, And have a mass paintball fight. Then I would buy 6 mansions and host 6 expensive parties. Then i would pay to build artifical stars (they can make those) and launch them into space in the shape of my name.


your in highschool. You know for a fact that today will be a crappy day, so you are going to fake sick. but then you remember that you and your friends were going to hang out after school. Do you stay home and relax all day? Or do you spend the crappy day at school but have fun with your friends?

[iHawk]

I stay at home untill schools out and then go hang out with my friends.

You find your self trapped between a rock and a hard place. Literally. what do you do.

[bluemicrobyte]

eghad!! thread necromancy!!

[t3trino]

i yell 'Zeeky boogy doog!' and run away.

you want to play this really cool game but your mum is sitting nearby and would disapprove of the game. what do you do?

[Fred1000000]

Wait until she feels tired or until she has to do something around town. :)

So, you are in the theater, when my tall uncle Steve comes along and site in front of you and you can't see a thing. Whaddaya do?

[iHawk]

Pull out ma shotgun and, well, you get the rest.

you are turned into chese and transported into a room fuul o mice. What do you do?

[Fred1000000]

*GASP!* How could you DO that??!?! Oh well, may as well just go on with life.

Anyway, back on topic. Hmmm, Cheese.......Eat myself before they can eat me! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!

[iHawk]

*GASP!* How could you DO that??!?! Oh well, may as well just go on with life.

Anyway, back on topic. Hmmm, Cheese.......Eat myself before they can eat me! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!
you forgot to post a situation.

[t3trino]

from hawk's post...

i will casually tell them i am limburger cheese and then i will fart.

a hydrogen bomb is about to fall on your head. what do you do?

[Protoss_Honor]

use my feedback technique to drain the energy from it

you see a person get beat up what do you do

[Kazansky]

Shoot both of 'em and say, "I am contributing to world peace! Nobody move!"

You see your girlfriend getting intimate with your girl cousin. What do you do?

[iHawk]

call an airstrike. That aughta knock some sence into em'.

You just found out you were about to be assasinated. what do you do?

[Xx_bender_xX]

Get drunk off my ass and hide in a ditch


you find out that the girl you thought was your one true love was an international outlaw wanted for jewel theft and murder. what do you do

[t3trino]

i hire an amazon to dispatch the assassin.

you are a level 1 sorceress and diablo is chasing you. what do you do?

[iHawk]

I invite him over for tea. Blood. Whatever demons drink. And explain that I didn't call 'him' a big stupid monster. I called his henchman a big stupid monster.

You just made friends with Diablo. What do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

cower in fear of baal

you have been super glued to the ceiling. (must I say it?) what do you do?

[0laf]

cower in fear of baal

you have been super glued to the ceiling. (must I say it?) what do you do?
enjoy the view from the top b4 the cheep american drywall crumbles nad you fall and break your back.

You find that you've become administrator of WB.org

[bluemicrobyte]

* bluemicrobyte notices that AJ is watching *

I would use my uber l33t modding powers to patrol the forums and protect the people from the powers of evil?

/me glances at AJ



(I'll let someone else answer 0laf's question caus I wrote the last question)

edit: erm..that /me thing doesnt seem to work every time...
/me yells for AJ

[iHawk]

I MAKE SPAMMING LEGAL AND OPEN A THREAD JUST FOR SPAM WARS!!!!!!

You just got kicked offa warboards for making spam legal. Watdoya do?

[Protoss_Honor]

go to another forum site and spam there

you have been kicked out of every forum board site in the entire internet what do you do

[iHawk]

Make a forum site and spam it!

You wake up one day and find out spam was never invented. (the usual)

[Protoss_Honor]

so you throw a party celibrating the notinvetion of spam

you turn on your computer and find out your internet is not working what do you do?

[UnHoly-Assassin]

run around the house screaming bloody murder.

you find yourself meeting infested kerrigan in the middle of a bloody battle. what do you do?

[Protogod]

run like hell.

you find out that you can either save your family, or your best friends, or yourself, what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

save them from what?

[Protogod]

save them from what?
a giant rabid monkey

[Hawthorne]

Save the talking monkey!

[Kazansky]

You find out that you have more posts than Hotorn. (Wow) what do you do?

[Hawthorne]

Get a chainsaw and start digging to....

[t3trino]

...uncover a scandal!!!

you lost a bet so you can't watch tv for a whole month (omg!). what do you do?!?

[Kazansky]

GET ON THE INTERNET!!!

Your girlfriend is bisexual! What do you do?

[t3trino]

undergo a sex change operation!

there is a blackout at your place for 3 hours!what do you do!!!

[iHawk]

Go on Warboards by candle light.

?od uoy od tahW ?sdrawkcab gniklat ruoy esilaer uoY

[t3trino]

get some sense and not type backwards.

you have no common, uncommon, or any type of sense whatsoever. what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

21 enil ta rucco lliw rorre na erofereht dna siht gnipyt eb tonnac I erofereht dna epyt ot esnes eth evah tonnac I neht esnes on evah I fI

You ONLY speak/understand spanish..........what do you do?

[t3trino]

learn english. :D

all dogs have just escaped from the nearby kennel. you have a phobia of dogs! WHAT DO YOU DOOO?!?!?!1

[Protoss_Honor]

have my 17pound cat sit on them or my other cat scare them all

cats are taking over the world what do you do

[FeralKhan]

Give them yarn balls.

I'm not in the game room for a whole day. What do you do?

[t3trino]

assault china demanding they release the hostage named 'FeralKhan'.

you assault china but they nuke your country. and your home. and your main fortress. and the local arcade. what do you do.

[FeralKhan]

Laugh my @55 off.

You get banned from Warboards, what do you do?

[Fred1000000]

Make a new account!

Ok, you are in a mall, and you break the YOU ARE HERE map and the guards come after you. Whaddaya do?

[Kazansky]

Get a large rock and throw it at the guards!

There is a K9 patrol team in the mall and the dog goes rabid and breaks free. What do you do?

[kongurous]

I break the nearest window and pick up the largest piece of glass I find and kill the dog with it.

You are transported into the Star Wars universe, have been crowned emperor of the Galactic Empire, have the Super Stardestroyer, and are the strongest jedi in the universe, but you have to kill 50 lions with only a broken beer bottle to get all of this stuff. What do you do?

[t3trino]

get myself transported back to the other universe.

you can't have any entertainment whatsoever. what do you do.

[FeralKhan]

Ummmm....best not answer that question.

You accidentally kill the President of the United States on live TV. What do you do?

[Protoss_Honor]

blame my sister

your computer says Unmountable_boot_volume what do you do?

[t3trino]

smash it with a golf club and buy a new comp.

you try to tell your commander "Nuclear launch detected!" but you have laryngitis. what do you do.

[iHawk]

I write it on a piece of paper tie it to a big rock and heave it at my commander.

You just killed your commander with a large rock. whatdoyado?

[Fred1000000]

Do the chicken dance for all my days until I die.

Ok, so you're friend invites you to a Halo party, but you can't STAND Halo. Whaddaya do?

[FeralKhan]

Murder the infidels!!!

You get knocked out in a subway station and wake up to discover you have just underwent a sex change. What do you do?

[Fred1000000]

You don't even wanna know.

You order an extra large pizza, and get a small. What do you do?

[FeralKhan]

Take it out on the delivery boy, then order another pizza.

You realize that you are the chief Grand Master of a Clandestine Organization (hmmm..let's say the Freemasons) for some strange reason. What do you do?

[Fred1000000]

Canada's going down!!

Say that you herd llamas in Canada, what do you do with them??

[FeralKhan]

Umm..I don't know what this has to do with this thread but...I guess this would sell them to the highest bidder.

You find out Warboards no longer exsists. What do you do?

[Fred1000000]

AJ.

Why do people enjoy annoying Fenguin?? And where is the little twit? (No offense meant) I havn't seen him since, well, NEVER!

And, Feral, you clicked da wrong thread. XD

[Sphinx1337]

You fall asleep watching the movie "SAW" you wake up and you are strapped to a chair with a drill and a hydrolic winch hooked up to your head. Suddenly you hear a voice saying that this drill will drill a hole slowly through your head if you do not walk over to your dead wife and find the key in her body somewhere.

What do you do ?!
Elaborate on the Details.

[Protoss_Honor]

i would say that he is an idiot and should be arrested and put in the electric chair

your trapped in a room with a locked door adn a bat two halves of a table and a piano what do you do (oh this is such an old one)

[iHawk]

I pick up the piano and throw it through the wall, then I waltz out the hole.

You are George W Bush. What do you do?

[t3trino]

attack Iraq.

you are george bush but you dont want to attack Iraq. what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

Call John Kerry and ask him what to do.

You are reading Harry Potter and are suddenly sucked into the book...what happens next?

[iHawk]

I kill everyone wit one 'o' the FORBIDEN CURSES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You are transported into the Starcraft universe and are surounded by zerglings. What do you do? Or not do? that is the question.

[bluemicrobyte]

burrow!

(someone answer his question again, I don't want to hog the question writing :P)

[Protoss_Honor]

explode and take out every stinken Zerg with me

you have just exploded what do you do?

[kongurous]

go to a rehab center.

You've just killed Osama Bin Laden, and get 25 million dollars. What do you do?

[Protoss_Honor]

Use it to take over the world

you have just taken over the world what do you do?

[bluemicrobyte]

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
When I've captured my adversary and he says, ``Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?'' I'll say, ``No.'' and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say ``No.''
After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled ``Danger: Do Not Push''. The big red button marked ``Do Not Push'' will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
I will never utter the sentence ``But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.''
When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ``No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!'' (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have reduntant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say ``And here is the price for failure,'' then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
If an advisor says to me ``My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?'', I will reply ``This.'' and kill the advisor.
If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
If the beautiful princess that I capture says ``I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say ``Oh well'' and kill her.
I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
If my advisors ask ``Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?'', I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk ``Project Overlord'' and leave it lying on top of my desk.
I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. ``Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse.'' Instead it will be more along the lines of ``Push the button.''
I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
Note: This was writtin by Fenguin and I am merely borrowing his work.



You must chose between the ability to fly, turn invisible, or conjure any type of food at your will. Which do you chose and why? (must be at least 1 paragraph)

[iHawk]

I would want to turn invisable because then I could steal all the food I want. I would freak out my brother, sister,dog,mom,dad and all my friends. I would sneak into a secret millitary base and steal secret technology that I would use to steal more technology and I would take over the world. Once I've taken over the world I would make infared binoculars, visors,and sensors iliegal. In doing this I could go any where, do anything which would make life a breaze. I could then use my powers to steal the sacred elemental stones from their gaurdians and control the ENTIRE PLANET! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Then I would go to a candy shop and take all the candy.(because who wouldn't want to be invisabl in a candy store.)

-Lt.Hawk

If you could be any one person on warboards (other then yourself) who would you be and why?

P.S. must be a detaild reson why and/or what you would do.

[kongurous]

AJ because he runs just about everything, and then I would make Zeltaris and myself(kongurous)moderators, and then I would make it so that a Velvet Revolver song plays every time someone enters a forum.

Same question as Lt. Hawk

[FeralKhan]

Fratt, cause he barely does anything yet has 4000+ posts.

WW III breaks out. What do you do?