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Calibur
11-08-2004, 2:38 AM
Okay here is how this works one person starts a sentence and then the next poster has to finish it. Then that person starts another sentence and next next one has to finish it and so on.

I'll start it off.

Mike looked around and saw that his

Grom_Icecream
11-08-2004, 8:17 AM
Mike looked around and saw that his penis had been severed.

muhahahhaaha.

When the spaceship landed at the whitehouse....

TranquilNightElf
11-08-2004, 8:25 AM
Grom got out of it and yelled "I'm out of NOODLES!!!!"
;)


When dunchy and Schwitzer had drunk their 112th can o beer each can they...

Scauthra
11-08-2004, 8:29 AM
When dunchy and Schwitzer had drunk their 112th beer each can they...

...finally produce enough blackmail material for Duddits to have his fun.... -.-

One day in the distant future, Xenon's dream will come to....

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 8:30 AM
When dunchy and Schwitzer had drunk their 112th beer each can they...

When dunchy and Schwitzer had drunk their 112th beer each can they collapsed and died of alcohol poisoning


Dark_Viper thinks that the new Arcade design is...

Scauthra
11-08-2004, 8:32 AM
Dark_Viper thinks that the new Arcade design is horrible becase no matter what, Garrec will beat his high scores.


One day in the distant future, Xenon's dream will come to....

Can't think of anything better to ask? -.-

Schwitzer
11-08-2004, 8:37 AM
One day in the distant future, Xenon's dream will come to....
...fruition, as a law against idioicy is passed in the U.S.

Dark_Viper thinks that the new Arcade design is...
...orgasmic.

"Wheeeee!" screamed AJ, as...

Grom_Icecream
11-08-2004, 8:42 AM
"Wheeeee!" screamed AJ, as he literally emptied his bladder.

-->

The square root of 15384 is...

Schwitzer
11-08-2004, 8:45 AM
The square root of 15384 is...
...the number of times Grom thinks about sex in any given hour.

Panting, BSTRhino emerged from the wreckage...

Grom_Icecream
11-08-2004, 8:47 AM
Panting, BSTRhino emerged from the wreckage people once called New Zealand, finally it had been utterly destroyed.

"Glasses" john yelled, I ....

Calibur
11-08-2004, 11:10 AM
"Glasses" Jhon yelled, I threw my glasses out the window now give me some new ones.


Jenny walking home from work

JenJen
11-08-2004, 5:13 PM
Jenny walking home from work

got confused because she didn't have a job.

that's right i'm jenny and i don't have a job :(

AJ screamed at schwitzer, "

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 5:19 PM
AJ screamed at schwitzerAJ screamed at schwitzer for making him empty his bladder infront of people

The Nuclear weapon is...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 5:31 PM
The Nuclear weapon is in my basement, reserved for later.

Oh my god what happened to

Xx_bender_xX
11-08-2004, 6:31 PM
Oh my god what happened to those flaming chinchillas on that pile of nuclear waste!

the result of Dunchy running out of booze is....

Vhaeraun
11-08-2004, 6:36 PM
the result of Dunchy running out of booze is a nuclear meltdown in the mind of dunchy.

If the world starts to explode...

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 6:37 PM
the result of Dunchy running out of booze is the brutal murder of everyone at the Beer store for running out..

If the world starts to explode, We're F***ed!!!

where o where did my...

Vhaeraun
11-08-2004, 6:42 PM
where o where did I leave my shotgun

who wants to...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 6:50 PM
Who wants to shoot people with my shot gun.

Bush is a

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 6:58 PM
Bush is a ****** ****** **** ******... err... intellectually deficient

Who knew...

gediminas
11-08-2004, 7:06 PM
Who knew the kid was carrying a gun in his pocket?

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I am finally ready...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 7:09 PM
I'm finally ready to take a leek after drinking so much Coke.

Yesterday I saw

gediminas
11-08-2004, 7:25 PM
I hate Coke.

Yesterday I saw my grandparents having sex on the table.

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I beg you, show me...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 7:28 PM
I beg you, show me the way of the jedi.

Edit: woops for got to add sentence

I want you to

Xx_bender_xX
11-08-2004, 7:42 PM
I want you to get me some b33r


beware of the

Calibur
11-08-2004, 7:54 PM
Beware of the large horny birds.

Some day I will

Xenon
11-08-2004, 8:02 PM
Some day Calibur-Apoc will be half as intelligent as Xenon; not soon, but perhaps in a long long time he'll finally get there.

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When I signed up to join the warmongers I didn't know that...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 8:06 PM
Some day Calibur-Apoc will be half as intelligent as Xenon; not soon, but perhaps in a long long time he'll finally get there
Lol.

Hey give me a break I don't have nearly as many years under my belt as you do.

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When I signed up to join the warmongers I did not know that they where a cult of satanic worshipers.

I think you should

Xenon
11-08-2004, 8:14 PM
No offence was intended Calibur... I just used your name because you said "I". :D
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I think you should watch less TV, it rots your brains.

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Bush is the worst president ever; even worse than

Thereisnocowlevel
11-08-2004, 8:44 PM
Bush is the worst president ever; even worse than an obnoxious joker who ruins one-word games.

Calibur
11-08-2004, 8:51 PM
Since the last bovine poster forgot to add his sentence Ill do it for him.


Lets all go to

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 9:42 PM
Lets all go to the lobby, Lets all go to the lobby, Lets all go to the lobby, to get ourselves a snack...

I know...

Ragnarox
11-08-2004, 9:43 PM
I know that you are crazy.

Oh my God the...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-08-2004, 9:47 PM
Oh my God the sins for which I have no repented burn like coals upon my soul.

I'm forgetful, so...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 10:18 PM
I'm forgetful, so remind which am I male or female.

Ah thats gross I think I'm going to

Thereisnocowlevel
11-08-2004, 10:21 PM
Ah thats gross I think I'm going to tramsutute this nose into a stone.

I enjoy RPing; it is so...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 10:24 PM
I enjoy RPing; it is so stimulating. (by that I mean mentally stimulating :shiftyr: )

I know you, your....

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 11:09 PM
I know you, your that guy

I didn't want to do...

Fenguin
11-08-2004, 11:13 PM
I didn't want to do it, but the plums were so sweet and so cold.

After formicating on the field, they

Dark_Viper
11-08-2004, 11:18 PM
After fornicating on the field, they broke up since she laughed all the way through...

You got to be crazy to...

GrassDragon
11-08-2004, 11:25 PM
You got to be crazy to attend a Justin Timberlake concert.

You know you're screwed when...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 11:27 PM
You know your screwed when your in jail and you bent over to pick up the soap.

If he had said that to me I would have...

GrassDragon
11-08-2004, 11:32 PM
If he had said that to me I would have killed him on the spot.

Why does the Terminator...

Calibur
11-08-2004, 11:33 PM
Why does the Terminator, terminate?

The last time I saw you you where...

Ragnarox
11-09-2004, 12:45 AM
The last time I saw you, you were burning down that warehouse...right?

What the hell is a...!

Valjean
11-09-2004, 3:15 PM
What The Hellz Is A Brrianz!!?!1?!!/1?!!1/1?1/1?!?!@/1@/1@?!?!@/1?2!2?!21@/!>/2!?2!?2?!@/1@?one

singo
11-09-2004, 3:44 PM
and your sentence was????

what happens when you.....

Cross_Fire
11-09-2004, 4:13 PM
What happens when you fall into a bottemless pit?

Why would you...

Xenon
11-09-2004, 4:19 PM
Why would you go there?
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My favorite position to lick pussy in is...



Bush is the worst president ever; even worse than an obnoxious joker who ruins one-word games. *So Bush is worse than you TINCL?

Thereisnocowlevel
11-09-2004, 4:22 PM
theXenon: I'm ever so sorry for spoiling your fun little game. I'm sure it would have been so cool.

Markpyro
11-09-2004, 4:26 PM
Meh Xenon. Im not going to finish that....

When you are approached by a flying hippo, the best thing to do is

Cross_Fire
11-09-2004, 4:29 PM
When you are apprached by a flying hippo, the best thing to do is get your shotgun and a camera.

If WB never existed I would be...

Dark_Viper
11-09-2004, 4:44 PM
If WB never existed I would be still making Ground Zero

You may love your...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 5:23 PM
You may love your dog, but this is just wrong.

If I had a million dollars I would....

Thereisnocowlevel
11-09-2004, 6:32 PM
If I had a million dollars I would save the cows.

Hell Bovine are cool; they...

Dark_Viper
11-09-2004, 6:37 PM
Hell Bovine are cool; they're bred to make perfect beef for burgers. ;)

my weiner has a first name, it's....

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:08 PM
My weiner has a first name, it's Timey.

If I could ban anyone......

AJ
11-09-2004, 7:10 PM
If I could ban anyone, it'd be those that toy with people on these forums.

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My favorite part of WarBoards, is..

Scipio7777777
11-09-2004, 7:13 PM
My favorite part of WarBoards, is the Intellectual Roundtable.

I like to kill..

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:15 PM
I like to kill, period.

My ass itches I think I'll......

Grom_Icecream
11-09-2004, 7:19 PM
My ass itches I think I'll...... rub it on a cactus plant.

She sells sea shells....

Scipio7777777
11-09-2004, 7:21 PM
She sells sea shells because no one hired her as a janitor.

I like to eat communists they taste.....

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:22 PM
I like to eat communists they taste beefy.

If you say that again I will...

Scipio7777777
11-09-2004, 7:23 PM
If you say that again I will castrate you and eat what i cut off.

We took long walks in the woods looking for

hammocksleeper
11-09-2004, 7:26 PM
mushrooms.

Please don't put that name (you-know-who) in your signature because...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:29 PM
Please don't put that name (you-know-who) in your signature because, I'll eat your heart out.

It's a nice day outside I think I'll....

Scipio7777777
11-09-2004, 7:31 PM
It's a nice day outside I think I'll kill some commies for christ.

I like teddy bears they make me ................

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:34 PM
I like teddy bears they make me less blood thirsty.

Oh crap, the cops are coming you better...

Scipio7777777
11-09-2004, 7:42 PM
Oh crap, the cops are coming you better eat paste fast.

Hello i am a

Calibur
11-09-2004, 7:44 PM
Hello I am a liberal.

Omg what the hell are you...

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:14 PM
Omg! What the hell are you wearing that strap-on dildo for?

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Why are you bent over that...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:33 PM
Why are you bent over thats disturbing.

I wish you would

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:34 PM
*sigh* Kids these days...

Dude. You changed the sentence. It isn't "why are you bent over like that" it's "why are you bent over that"...

Someone please render a correct sentence ending.

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:34 PM
... and your sentence is...look again

happy??

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:37 PM
I wish you would read what's posted so that you can respond correctly Calibur-Apoc

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Can anybody find me somebody to...

Dark_Viper
11-09-2004, 8:37 PM
I wish you would do something with your life.

Can anybody find me somebody to pry that toy out of that giant running blender?

my favorite.....

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:40 PM
My favorite comments are by Xenon, they're so entertaining.

The thing I like most is....

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:41 PM
The thing I like most is pussy!
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My least favorite admin is...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:44 PM
My least favorite admin is Fenguin, he is never on when I want to chanllenge him in a game of curveball.

Wait don't shoot I'm....

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:50 PM
Wait don't shoot I'm... *BANG* "Too late. You have been terminated. Thank you for being an Iraqi. Have a nice day."

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I don't want to go to war because I'm...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:52 PM
I don't want to go to war because I'm a pussy.

I want to go to war because

Xenon
11-09-2004, 8:55 PM
I want to go to war because I'm a waste of humanity and no one should have to breed with me.

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My favorite sexual act is...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 8:59 PM
My favorite sexual act is, having sex with women in general.

You know what I dont like about you, that...

Moser
11-09-2004, 9:11 PM
You know what I don't like about you, that your always standing behind me eating chocolate bars to loud.

(Am I doing this right?)

The IRC channel is so empty today because..

JenJen
11-09-2004, 9:12 PM
everyone bought Halo 2 except Moser :)

I eat jello because it makes me feel...

OboeGuru
11-09-2004, 9:19 PM
I eat Jello because it makes me feel... pretty, oh so pretty; I feel pretty and witty, and gay!

Those owls are staring at me...

Dark_Viper
11-09-2004, 9:37 PM
Those owls are staring at me and i dont like it..

yo, quit doing...

hammocksleeper
11-09-2004, 9:55 PM
Yo, quit doing that monkey hula.

I think the font size 3 is prettier than size 2...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 10:07 PM
I think the font size 3 is prettier than size 2 because its bigger.

Some day I hope to...

OboeGuru
11-09-2004, 10:16 PM
Someday I hope to... be a real boy!

She sells seashells...

Xenon
11-09-2004, 10:18 PM
She sells seashells because the only other option she has is to become a prostitute.

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I suck mangoes to get...

Calibur
11-09-2004, 10:22 PM
I suck mangoes to get high.


I like the way your..

Xenon
11-09-2004, 10:47 PM
I like the way your pubic hair is shaved into the shape of an X just for me.

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Where have all the good...

Whiteknight
11-09-2004, 10:56 PM
Where have all the good presidents gone?

Why has television...

hammocksleeper
11-09-2004, 11:00 PM
Why has the television started walking around the room?

If this is Paradise...

LordAhriman
11-10-2004, 12:58 AM
If this is Paradise, where's the cheeseburger?

I'd like to eat...

Xenon
11-10-2004, 8:46 AM
I'd like to eat some first class, "grade AAA" black pussy; dark on the outside, pink on the inside.

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My washing machine keeps...

Grom_Icecream
11-10-2004, 8:48 AM
My washing machine keeps breaking whenever I put cats in it.

To remove the bowling pin.....

Xenon
11-10-2004, 10:45 AM
To remove the bowling pin from your anus, simply bend over and let me kick you in the nuts.

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The reason I'm in your dressing room is...

GrassDragon
11-10-2004, 11:57 AM
The reason I'm in your dressing room is I love your closet.

I like pie because...

Cross_Fire
11-10-2004, 1:23 PM
I like pie because, it makes me grow big and strong.

Nobody knows the...

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Xenon, your pretty sex happy today arnt you...
************************************************** *********

Calibur
11-10-2004, 2:18 PM
Nobody knows the sorrow I've seen.


I wasn't "looking" at your boobs I was....

Xenon
11-10-2004, 2:37 PM
I wasn't "looking" at your boobs I was checking them for signs of imminent terrorist attack. It's all part of the new Homeland Security Initiative.

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How did you know you wouldn't like...

Calibur
11-10-2004, 3:46 PM
How did you know you wouldn't like cream pie.

Hmm this browns stuff tastes funny, oh my god it's...

Cross_Fire
11-10-2004, 4:39 PM
Hmm this brown stuff tastes funny, oh my god it's Newb Sh%&!

If only I had...

Calibur
11-10-2004, 5:31 PM
If only I had some chips, umm chips.

I saw you the other day, you were

Xenon
11-10-2004, 5:46 PM
I saw you the other day, you were walking a banana on a leash while eating a dog.

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Contrary to popular opinion....

Calibur
11-10-2004, 7:13 PM
Contrary to popular opinion George Bush is not a corrupt president, just kidding.

Aah, theirs a fly on my..

hammocksleeper
11-10-2004, 7:17 PM
Oh my! I just read the last four posts assuming that this was a normal thread. I took the posts at face value, and was trying to decipher what the hell kind of conversation was going on. Ahaha then I realized where I was...heh

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 7:21 PM
Aah! There's a fly on my eye in the sky!

Xenon
11-10-2004, 7:24 PM
Ummm... where's the leader?

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I guess I'll have to make one now that...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 7:25 PM
I guess I'll have to make one now that I forgot to make one before.

I like cheese and noses, but not beef...

Calibur
11-10-2004, 7:27 PM
Once again cow you have forgotten to add your sentence. Tisk,tisk,tisk.


Judgeing from hammocks last post on this thread, he sure does talk alot of.........

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 7:38 PM
Once again cow you have forgotten to add your sentence. Tisk,tisk,tisk.


Read my post again, fool.

Calibur
11-10-2004, 7:40 PM
Read my post again, fool.
you just chaged it

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 7:41 PM
I changed it before you posted. Read the editing time, then read your posting time.

Calibur
11-10-2004, 7:45 PM
Find I'll continue from your post

I like cheese and noses, but not beef thats still walking.

I'm so drunk I would

hammocksleeper
11-10-2004, 7:50 PM
I'm so drunk I could let these guys shave my head.

Gimme all your loving...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 9:02 PM
Gimme all your loving and I'll give you all my chicken.

The natural logarithm of -1 is...

Xenon
11-10-2004, 9:16 PM
The natural logarithm of -1 is actually an infinite set of values, each differing from the others by a multiple of 2*Pi*i. So we must be very careful when making a statement like

log(-1) = Pi*i,

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The natural logarithm of n*Pi*i+(6²)*n³/-1 is...

Calibur
11-10-2004, 9:30 PM
The natural logarithm of n*Pi*i+(6²)*n³/-1 is something I do not know.

The person I hate most is

Thereisnocowlevel
11-10-2004, 9:35 PM
The person I hate most is anyone that eats beef mercilessly

Beef-eaters should all have their spleens removed; it would be so...

Xenon
11-10-2004, 9:39 PM
Beef-eaters should all have their spleens removed; it would be so cool to see them squirm in those stupid uniforms!

http://www.disabilityview.co.uk/march_april_02/cityfocus/beefeaters.jpg

I like beef better than any other meat because...

Calibur
11-10-2004, 9:43 PM
I like beef better than any other meat because it pisses off cow.

Yummy, this...

Xenon
11-10-2004, 9:47 PM
Yummy, this meat tastes so fresh I... *Mooo! Mooooo ooooo!! MOO!* I... I... Oh My God!! I am eating a live cow! This is so wonderful! Magnificent! I feel 16 again! Beef on the Hoof!

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People are carnivorous because...

hammocksleeper
11-10-2004, 10:05 PM
they enjoy the feeling of blood dripping down their mouths as they eat a piece of meat.

The bell tolls ...

Ragnarox
11-11-2004, 12:49 AM
The bell tolls broken again.

Where is the...

Xenon
11-11-2004, 8:14 AM
Where is the beef?!

How did you...

CODEZERO
11-11-2004, 2:47 PM
How did you get out of that snake pit anyways???

Who are you....

Ragnarox
11-11-2004, 2:49 PM
Who are you talking to anyways?

Don't press that...!

GrassDragon
11-11-2004, 2:54 PM
Don't press that that shirt!

Dude, you're getting a...

(don't say Dell -.-)

Ragnarox
11-11-2004, 2:58 PM
Dude, you're getting a Dell!
(Sry I had to say it, I coulden't help myself :) )

Who put the...

Calibur
11-11-2004, 8:36 PM
Who put the dog in the oven.

Now remember, don't put the

Thereisnocowlevel
11-11-2004, 10:09 PM
Now remember, don't put the Starcraft banner ads on the left-hand side of the page.

Don't pay too much attention to those banner ads, they are just...

hammocksleeper
11-11-2004, 10:12 PM
Don't pay too much attention to those banner ads, they are just a way for me to pay off my gambling and call-girl debts.

True story: I accidentally drank some tap water from an open container that had been sitting stagnant for a week and...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-11-2004, 10:32 PM
True story: I accidentally drank some tap water from an open container that had been sitting stagnant for a week and was perfectly fine!

Cows are sacred animals, and should be treated with respect because...

Black.Ice
11-11-2004, 10:33 PM
True story: I accidentally drank some tap water from an open container that had been sitting stagnant for a week and it resulted in me falling in love with Internet Explorer which then led me to quote a post from Black.Ice regarding his IE usage, which is actually only a small portion of the truth - it also made me write in long run on sentences like this one, which have no coherent meaning - well they do sort of - but each hyphen lessens their meaning.

;)

I was walking down the street with a dear friend of mine when...

hammocksleeper
11-11-2004, 10:55 PM
True story: I accidentally drank some tap water from an open container that had been sitting stagnant for a week and was perfectly fine!
Actually I had a really bad stomach ache for a day and a half.

Calibur
11-11-2004, 10:59 PM
I was walking down the street with a dear friend of mine when....

Xx_bender_xX
11-11-2004, 11:22 PM
I was walking down the street with a dear friend of mine when he took out a computer and started spamming warboards because a dear friend of mine is bluemicrobyte


fenguin is going to...

Xenon
11-12-2004, 7:22 AM
Fenguin is going to bite my shiny metal ass.
--Xx_bender_xX
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Why would I want to...

hammocksleeper
11-12-2004, 3:20 PM
Why would I want to watch Claiborne while eating tex-mex with a woman??

Jeez I'm hungry, and these pop tarts...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 4:25 PM
Jeez I'm hungry, and these pop tarts suck!!!!! Give me some real food.

Oh crap I'm late for the......

Black.Ice
11-12-2004, 5:42 PM
Oh crap I'm late for the anual punctuality award ceremony.

Why the hell would Bush...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 5:45 PM
Why the hell would Bush be elected president.

If I could kill anyone it would be...

Xx_bender_xX
11-12-2004, 8:06 PM
If I could kill anyone it would be Bush....Id use a flamethrower:D


Im going to use this flamethower to...

(yes im in a flamethrower frenzie)

Calibur
11-12-2004, 9:49 PM
Im going to use this flamethower to barbecue some ribs.

It looks like..

Thereisnocowlevel
11-12-2004, 9:50 PM
I'm going to use this flamethrower to light my bonfire.

Everyone should give me $6 because...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 10:02 PM
Everyone should give me $6 because, everyone feels sorry for you.

If you don't let me go I'm going to....

Thereisnocowlevel
11-12-2004, 10:03 PM
If you don't let me go I'm going to summon a swarm of crazed cows on you.

If I had $6,000,000,000 I would...

Ragnarox
11-12-2004, 10:56 PM
If I had $6,000,000,000 I would go buy something.

How many of those...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 10:58 PM
How many of those trojans you got in size extra large.

Mmmmm, this

Ragnarox
11-12-2004, 10:59 PM
Mmmm, this tastes like crap.

Did you do...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 11:01 PM
Did you do that?
*Points at exploding nuclear reactor.

Omg run, its the...

Ragnarox
11-12-2004, 11:03 PM
Omg run, its the Walking Talking Steak!

Augh! I am...

Calibur
11-12-2004, 11:04 PM
Augh! I am very mad at you.

If I had been Hitler I would have...

Ragnarox
11-12-2004, 11:08 PM
IF I had been Hitler I would have done the same thing he would have because I would be Hitler and he doesn't change his mind.

Oops, I think I...

hammocksleeper
11-13-2004, 11:48 AM
IF I had been Hitler I would have done the same thing he would have because I would be Hitler and he doesn't change his mind.
Haha!

Xenon
11-13-2004, 11:59 AM
Oops, I think 51% of America voted for "Whirrled Peas" instead of "World Peace" by accident.

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Dizaaam nigga! Why you gotta be...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-13-2004, 10:05 PM
Dizaaam nigga! Why you gotta be so guh-heh-tto?

Calibur
11-15-2004, 11:01 AM
Damn it cow this is like the 3rd or 4th time you forgot to post up your sentence. Do I always have to clean up after you?


Spam is the.....

Schwitzer
11-15-2004, 12:41 PM
...Devil and the Devil is bad.

"Oh my, it's so big," squealed...

Xenon
11-15-2004, 3:42 PM
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...hog into the back of his truck.

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Haha! Gotcha! ;D

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What's more annoying than...

Thereisnocowlevel
11-15-2004, 4:33 PM
What's more annoying than a barrel of monkeys?

Why, that's an easy question; something more annoying would be...

Xenon
11-16-2004, 7:15 AM
Why, that's an easy question; something more annoying would be using the carrot Protosschick99 pleasured herself with to flavor your beef stew and it comes out tasting like fish. Yep. More annoying than a barrel full of monkeys.

What's grosser than...

CODEZERO
12-05-2004, 10:07 PM
What's grosser than...a barrel full of rotten milk

I can't think....

mcflurry_1982
12-05-2004, 10:24 PM
I can't think.... while wearing this mink

I spy with my eye a...

CODEZERO
12-06-2004, 5:41 PM
I spy with my eye a...white object in the sky


So what is that....

Darkslayer633
12-06-2004, 5:43 PM
So what is that....comming out of your ear?

Why is the...

SmoothWare
12-06-2004, 8:51 PM
why is the ... raping of corpses so fun

when i look at my self in the mirror i see....

mcflurry_1982
12-06-2004, 9:21 PM
Purple monkey dishwasher

in the end...

Spartan-II
12-06-2004, 11:23 PM
In the end everything will revert to the beginning and I will still be hopeless. *cries*

Hitler is

kongurous
12-07-2004, 2:26 PM
Hitler is a Nazi.

The wierdest way to die is...

singo
12-07-2004, 3:43 PM
the wierdest way to die is something involving a horny whale and a melon

in order to........

CODEZERO
12-07-2004, 7:34 PM
in order to........order that object you have to post your name and address etc etc
who the hell....

kongurous
12-07-2004, 7:47 PM
Who the hell is me?

What is 2+...

The_Maker
12-07-2004, 8:02 PM
the square root of pi?

Why are...

kongurous
12-07-2004, 8:17 PM
Why are all your base are belong to us?

I just quoted...

The_Maker
12-07-2004, 8:23 PM
a very catchy and fun video.

I just replied to...

kongurous
12-07-2004, 8:26 PM
I just replied to a browny-crazed moron.

Bubble gum makes...

The_Maker
12-07-2004, 8:32 PM
a flavor in your mouth.

Death is something...

SmoothWare
12-08-2004, 12:06 AM
death is something... you try and avoid.

My favorite thing to do while im bored is

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 12:08 AM
watch tv and post on warboards! :D

When I eat cereal....

kongurous
12-08-2004, 12:16 PM
When I eat cereal I cough.

You know you're a redneck when...

singo
12-08-2004, 12:24 PM
You know your'e a redneck when you think marrying your cousin is posh :p

If i were to......

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 12:46 PM
go to the movies, I would get sick

When I carry a...

kongurous
12-08-2004, 1:38 PM
When I carry a shotgun, I feel powerful.

Who'd win in a fight...

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 1:40 PM
A boxer, or a nine year old?

Why do people say...

kongurous
12-08-2004, 1:41 PM
Why do people say bite me?

Texas is...

singo
12-08-2004, 2:02 PM
texas is big, dry and backward.

beer is....

kongurous
12-08-2004, 2:03 PM
Beer is gewd.

Duck Hunt is...

singo
12-08-2004, 2:04 PM
all about hunting ducks

chainsaws can be used for....

kongurous
12-08-2004, 2:05 PM
Chainsaws can be used for sawing chains.

Coca-cola should be...

singo
12-08-2004, 2:09 PM
coca-cola should be drunk only when beer is unavailable


swively chairs are fun because...........

kongurous
12-08-2004, 2:11 PM
Swively chairs are fun because they are swively and make you puke.

You should vent your...

singo
12-08-2004, 2:18 PM
you should vent your anger at idiots upon idiots


the most fun to be had without dismemberment is......

kongurous
12-08-2004, 2:19 PM
The most fun to be had without dismemberment is dismembering someone else.

Singo is my best...

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 2:32 PM
and most active replier.

Life is a...

kongurous
12-08-2004, 2:43 PM
Life is a fava bean.

The_Maker is the...

CODEZERO
12-08-2004, 5:30 PM
The_maker is the.....non maker of the computer
I don't speak....

kongurous
12-08-2004, 5:35 PM
I don't speak in tongues.

TheXenon is a well-respected...

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 5:44 PM
word, that should never be dissed.

OT: My custom title is EDITOR of the Computers. NOT "CREATOR" :P

BOT: Getting a letter...

kongurous
12-08-2004, 5:56 PM
Getting a letter from Satan sucks.

The world is...

CODEZERO
12-08-2004, 10:25 PM
the_maker i kno but thats the 1st thing that came to my mind

The world is...full of living hell

The glass....

The_Maker
12-08-2004, 10:57 PM
can cut you wide open. Dont Play with it.


Pain is something that we...

kongurous
12-09-2004, 2:10 PM
Pain is something we enjoy.

Two earthquakes plus...

CODEZERO
12-09-2004, 9:26 PM
Two earthquakes plus...a hurricane equals destruction.
what if.....

The_Maker
12-09-2004, 9:41 PM
dinosaurs still ruled the earth?

When you smell...

singo
12-10-2004, 6:52 AM
when you smell its time to wash


the way forward is in fact.....

The_Maker
12-10-2004, 10:38 AM
the opposite of backwards


Going to have an...

singo
12-10-2004, 11:38 AM
Going to have an evil hangover in the morning cause im going out on the piss soon :P go beer!


the best way to......

The_Maker
12-10-2004, 11:46 AM
get drunk, is go to a bar and have a party! :alcoholic


When people see...

singo
12-10-2004, 6:05 PM
when people see a police car, its not a good time to piss into the road

when the music stiops......

The_Maker
12-10-2004, 6:09 PM
someone should yell "Hey! Who killed the music!?"

If you eat a pair of.....

kongurous
12-10-2004, 6:37 PM
a pair of snails, you're wierd.

Dogs like to...

The_Maker
12-10-2004, 11:21 PM
sniff each others butts because its their way of saying "hello"

If you let a cat out of...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:45 AM
the bag, it will go to sleep.

Rome wasn't...

singo
12-11-2004, 9:09 AM
Rome wasnt burnt in a day....oh wait yes it was:P


In the name of......

kongurous
12-11-2004, 9:30 AM
all things that taste like pie, bite the monkey already!

Thy name is thy...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 11:38 AM
own possesion, no one elses.

If you drink a six pack of coke in.....

kongurous
12-11-2004, 5:20 PM
30 seconds, you are wierd.

My dogs just coughed up the strangest...

SmoothWare
12-11-2004, 5:26 PM
looking piece of wood

this one time at band camp...

Fenguin
12-11-2004, 5:28 PM
I saw OboeGuru doing something funny to his oboe. ;)

I just ate several thousand

kongurous
12-11-2004, 5:29 PM
human skulls. they tasted like marrow and were very tasty.

Jack and Jill went up the...

flaming_squegee
12-11-2004, 5:40 PM
...hill to get laid.

To be or not to be...

Fenguin
12-11-2004, 5:42 PM
... is a terrible pun for when one attains a solution of "2b" in math class.

Everything I needed to know about life I learned in ...

flaming_squegee
12-11-2004, 5:44 PM
*wow fenguin you replied fast*

...my moms ass.

Give me donuts or give me...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 6:34 PM
gas.

Everything in the world belongs to...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 6:59 PM
the world, doomsday shall come!

What you play Mirco...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 6:59 PM
you say Pirlo.

Metal...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 7:01 PM
gear solid is suddenly popular...

You like to reply....

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:03 PM
with something with Metal Gear involved.

Pizza is...

Muse
12-11-2004, 7:41 PM
green with two igloos and a politician on it.

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 7:42 PM
YOU NEED TO POST A SENTENCE FOR US TO FINISH! ARGH!!!!! ERROR!!!! :bonk:

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:46 PM
me post for him/her:

England is...

Muse
12-11-2004, 7:54 PM
wet as a shower when it is on.

Dragons like to...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 7:54 PM
filled with englishmen.

Germany isn't filled with...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:55 PM
with Canadians.

Mexico is...

Muse
12-11-2004, 7:55 PM
filled with tacos.

The mall is a great place to...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 7:57 PM
shop. (Short eh? ;) )

The world is filled with...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:58 PM
idiots.

I am...

Muse
12-11-2004, 7:58 PM
happy.

Babylon is nice in the...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 7:59 PM
past.

Metal+gear=

Muse
12-11-2004, 8:00 PM
Boring.

Japanese boats are...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 8:01 PM
small.

Hideo Kojima is...

Muse
12-11-2004, 8:03 PM
someone I could care less about.

Pop-tarts are...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 8:05 PM
tarts that pop.

Spit is...

The_Maker
12-11-2004, 8:07 PM
a pit that has to sit :) j/k

X-Files is...

kongurous
12-11-2004, 8:08 PM
a Matrix wannabe.

Black is a...

SmoothWare
12-11-2004, 8:12 PM
nice thing

Dancing bananas are the epitomy of..