Finish my sentence

[kongurous]

1500. So what, you only breached a wall. You have to get the 2,000 post before you take this thread.

Which would mean I will win this...

[Zeltaris]

fabulous prize, which consists of... A PENNY! OOH! SHINY!

Zelt, on the other hand will win this forum war...

[kongurous]

and then take a great big piss on the Member's Lounge and pledge allegiance to the SLA and it's incredibly beautiful leader, Kongurous the Spam Queen.

W00t...

[Zeltaris]

says Zelt as he reads the Member's Lounge war proclaim

When kongurous is finally defeated, we will all...

[kongurous]

cry and weep for the loss of such a powerful army!

The SLA will triumph over...

[Zeltaris]

kongurous after Zelt lures them over to his side.

This will be achieved by...

[kongurous]

kissing Kongurous' royal ass for the next ten years.

You will be my Mexican...

[Zeltaris]

conqueror and you will be my Floridan Fubar

I will pwn...

[kongurous]

my own army, because I, Zeltaris, am lonely.

I will hug only...

[Zeltaris]

myself, cos nobody loves kongy the spam queen

Eat bleach and die...

[Calibur]

Eat bleach and diet regularly to keep a trim figure.

As a rebel commander Calibur will...

[Zeltaris]

go finish his personal matters *cough*cow*cough* or bow down to Zeltaris

Yay!...

[Calibur]

(OOC: I bow before neither man, woman, beast or any other being(besides the god-like admins that is) I rather die than give my freedom to an emperor)

Yay, pecan pie.

Yumm this pie taste like

[Zeltaris]

chicken!

Chicken is...

[Frattimonde]

...just a bloody bird that tastes good.

Being a raven is like being a...

[singo]

pigeon, you fly and get shotgunned.


also available for shotgunning are......

[Frattimonde]

...the Pfhor fighters which are rather vurnable to buckshots.

I dare you, take up your...

[singo]

shotgun and try and take one out.

very well, but I shall require.....

[Frattimonde]

...trousers first.

An queen of seduction stood before me, and she...

[singo]

did not require trousers


on the other hand....

[Frattimonde]

..maybe she does, because she turned out to be a man.

Speaking of TV's, there's...

[singo]

humorous things you can do with high voltage electron tubes and suchlike


and with......

[kongurous]

electronic wire, recording equipment, and Led Zeppelin, you can listen to satanic messages that proves who ever found them first has WAY too much free damn time.

Rulers(the measuring kind)...

[Frattimonde]

...are so "all-alike-as-if-they-were-clones".

Mashed potatoes and smashed...

[Zeltaris]

spam are l33t.

I now have 2 enemies...

[kongurous]

Deezed, and the SLA.

A combined effort of Deezed and the SLA will mean certain doom for...

[Zeltaris]

both of them as they fall prey to Zeltaris' undying wrath

Being dumped is...

[kongurous]

easily the worst thing to happen. Really, it sucks ass.

So does...

[Zeltaris]

being moderated.

Moderators are...

[kongurous]

such pains in the rear, unless one happens to be watching you.

Just like Schwitzer likes to do to...

[Zeltaris]

Zelt.

Being stalked by Schwitzer is...

[singo]

scary

as is...

[kongurous]

having Fenquin eating your trash after dark.*gets a shotgun*

AJ...

[singo]

probably does not eat peoples trash

this is because....

[Zeltaris]

we love him.

Stuff...

[kongurous]

happens.

So does...

[singo]

shit


because

[Zeltaris]

shit is 1337

Why is 1336 not as good as 1337?

[singo]

because 1336 is nonsensicle


due to....

[kongurous]

it being number.

4311...

[singo]

indeed it may well be

GAAHH! damn 30 second rule

[kongurous]

sucks, don't it?

This is... (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thesmurfs.shtml)

[Zeltaris]

...taking forever to load

Why do we spell it "forever" instead of "f0revaaarrrrr!!!!"?

[kongurous]

Because people are smarter than that.

I just PMed...

[Zeltaris]

Zelt, telling him of the short history of the Game Room. However, you forgot to mention the fact that I only occupied your capitol for a mere 72 hours before I backed out of it out of sheer magnanimity, and in a grand act of nice-somethingness, I gave it back to you. Then I came back and ate it :P

In other words...

[kongurous]

I conquered, you beat me off, and now the former Game Room is now a bigass war zone, littered with blood and corpses. And your link to that Mario thing.*shutter*

Why is the Mario flash movie disturbing?

[Zeltaris]

because it has material concerning teh.secks

Why is it so fun to spell it that way?

[kongurous]

cus anime is teh s.uck

"This isn't the Why Thread", said Kongurous as...

[The_Maker]

The_Maker listened to music.

Smileys originated from...

[kongurous]

Smiloos, which looked like this: :P

Which is, to say...

[The_Maker]

so what?

Beer is like...

[kongurous]

drinking. It goes together and it's fun.

W00t...

[The_Maker]

is actually what! It slang

Dang is actually a...

[kongurous]

word.

So is...

[The_Maker]

cow.

Horses on the other hand are...

[Zeltaris]

part of Zelt, GD, MP and Aqo's avies

This pwns because...

[kongurous]

Zeltaris sucks.

That was fun to...

[The_Maker]

spam becuase I am the spamming queen! Bow to me!

Spam was originally inrduced in

[kongurous]

the cans.

Which made them...

[The_Maker]

taste like iron.

Later on they were put in puches and...

[mcflurry_1982]

kicks for good measure.

I fell asleep..

[Frattimonde]

...when them bloody gnomes began to speak.

The AK74M is a very nice...

[Zeltaris]

assortment of letters and numbers

I have to get some sleep, otherwise...

[Frattimonde]

...the evil bed bug will come and bite my tushie!

Whenever Fratt's in da house, people always...

[Ragnarox]

...make sure to stay out of the way of his minigun from Doom3.

Keep off the...

[singo]

grass! its full of landmines


as is.....

[Frattimonde]

...my living room.

Which I installed, because...

[singo]

people keep messing up the carpet


this makes it a most.....

[Frattimonde]

...inviting party thing of blowing up terrorists.

Taste my wrath and...

[Kazansky]

...behold the rate of my pacemaster!!!

Bite my helmet and be...

[t3trino]

... pleased its not my rabies-infected dog.

----------------------------------------------

Turtles are soooooooo...

[singo]

shell encrusted

as are

[Frattimonde]

...girdle belts with ball protection shields.

Fire da.....

[Windwalker]

Weapon!

Foward

[The_Maker]

March!

Backwards

[kongurous]

Forwards!

Yar, me...

[singo]

...YAR again! YARRR!!!


Yar is such a good......

[kongurous]

f*yar*king word. Damn censors.

Are you gonna...

[Killphill]

... be part of my cult?

Last time that happended I...

[Spdstr]

... met Grass Dragon in Person.

He offered me some...

Member,
~ Spdstr

[Killphill]

...Shrooms, and then I got as high as a kite.

Don't you hate when...

[kongurous]

people get in your face and stare at you.

Hey!...

[Spdstr]

...What's up AJ?

Are you the...

Member,
~ Spdstr

[Killphill]

Spdstr-man?

What ever happend to...

[kongurous]

Capt. Hair?

Drink this...

[Killphill]

urin.

What time is the...

[kongurous]

end of the world.

Who'd win in a fight...

[Sgt-Shock]

Who'd win in a fight with their balls removed?

Why am i...

[kongurous]

a bread filler?

Gentlemen, behold my new...

[The_Maker]

singature.

Please call toll free...

[t3trino]

... 1-300-STUPID-STUFF.Call now!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey!Who is this in my...

[Frattimonde]

...evil gnome in my wardrobe trying to steal my golden pantaloons?

Get out and...

[t3trino]

... rape someone!

-------------------------------------------

i like bananas because they have no...

[Frattimonde]

...complaints about being eaten.

Unlike hamsters that...

[t3trino]

are bisexual, why not get no-sexual gerbils?

---------------------------------------

someone just ate...

[Frattimonde]

...the cakeman, run!

Candels are always so...

[t3trino]

...BUUURNING HOT!

-----------------------------

who wants to...

[Killphill]

...go kick around some midgets.

When I touched that thing it...

[Frattimonde]

...burned me.

The fires of hell are...

[Killphill]

... kinda hot.

Half the time it's...

[kongurous]

just an alligator eating off your ass.

Don't...

[mcflurry_1982]

scream or he will finish you off.

Come one, come all and

[kongurous]

go through a replica of a horse's colon!

Look at what...

[Calibur]

Look at what rabid man eating bear dragged in, some guy.

Hey....

[kongurous]

, you're that ninja!

Probot...

[singo]

is a thingy with them dangly bits thsat look like tentacles

yah, im..............

[kongurous]

plastered like a house.

Being sober...

[singo]

sucks more wang than something that sucks a lot of wang


okay, that was not a good

[kongurous]

finished sentence.

Why do you always...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

spam?

Martin Luther King, Junior is a...

[kongurous]

incorrectly worded sentence fragment, it is supposed to be, "Martin Luther King, Junior was a...".

That was an...

[Frattimonde]

...apple divided in two.

Seeing is not...

[kongurous]

the same as tasting.

Taking out your eye and...

[The_Maker]

cleaning it is painful.

Smelling like a monk on a....

[kongurous]

New York pavement isn't fun.

Neither is...

[singo]

looking like a monk in a place where monks get shot


ditto for....

[kongurous]

being an American in Iraq.

Which means...

[mcflurry_1982]

guns pointed at your head.

but i have a force field and...

[The_Maker]

am a uber haxor and will never die! :P

Speaking of which, hacking is...

[kongurous]

bad.

But that doesn't...

[The_Maker]

mean it is illegal ;)

Shooting someone however is...

[kongurous]

just as illegal, and twice as fun.

Being evil...

[The_Maker]

can be good and bad at the same time! :D

Being good....

[kongurous]

blows.

Being evil...

[Killphill]

is like being Killphill.

When I have time on my hands I like to...

[kongurous]

eat pork rinds.

Which is meant to incur...

[The_Maker]

a sickness know as SLA :lame:


Eaiting beef that's 6 months old will...

[kongurous]

make you puke.

Just like...

[The_Maker]

Eating Ocean water will make you barf. (Or Worse)

Typing the numbers 1 2 3 reminds you of...

[kongurous]

saying the alphabet.

Omega...

[The_Maker]

is to Delta.

As Bravo is to... (wait wrong thread :P)

[kongurous]

charlie.

Eat my...

[The_Maker]

doughnuts and win a sickness! [/really bad advert]

Smell my feet and...

[kongurous]

sleep the Long Sleep!

MechWarrior is very...

[The_Maker]

Addictive if you have a force feedback joystick :)

Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles on the other hand is....

[kongurous]

a horrible game.

Evil...

[The_Maker]

Is a title.

Just as....

[kongurous]

moderater is.

Hint...

[The_Maker]

I wanna be a mod!

It is possible...

[kongurous]

to spam both forums at the same time!

Blood+cats=...

[Spartan-II]

Blood+cats= Bloodcat!

Kongurous is the Queen of

[Zeltaris]

all that Emperor Zeltaris hates

Cheese is...

[mcflurry_1982]

good on tacos.

But it isnt good on...

[The_Maker]

Mustard.

Icecream is good with...

[Frattimonde]

...spam and fried bananas.

Apples are like...

[kongurous]

onions.

But I'm too lazy to...

[singo]

actually eat them

even with....

[kongurous]

fried apples.

W00ty w00ty w00t w00t w00t...

[singo]

w00t?...

how did i.....

[Frattimonde]

...end up in Frattimonde's fortress?

All suddenly, kongurous...

[singo]

buggered off and stopped spamming

what the hell is.....

[uchafu]

...happening in this thread?

I'm about to...

[singo]

go over there

and.....

[The_Maker]

die.

Then I will go to...

[kongurous]

Dun Modr.

Which is a...

[Killphill]

...a better place to throw up?

We're under attack...

[mcflurry_1982]

by Calvin!!

Run for your life or Hobbes will...

[The_Maker]

get his disgusting fur everywhere!

Ah! Look out, Hobbes is coming....

[Zeltaris]

...hang on a sec... who is hobbes?

Oh my word this tune is...

[Frattimonde]

...most inproper for an opera.

however it is very suiting for...

[t3trino]

...a linkin park concert.

------------------------------

Who loves...

[Frattimonde]

...me in my rubber duck suit?

Black Sabbath is old but nevertheless very...

[t3trino]

... very very old.

-------------------------

omg, i just found some horny...

[singo]

.....rhinos attempting to rape a weasel

that was.....

[mcflurry_1982]

searching for something he shouldnt have.

After 1 year...

[Frattimonde]

...of war, you tend to get nutty.

After a day of black metal, you...

[t3trino]

...half of u becomes black n d other half becomes metal.

----------------------------------------

i like to use...

[Frattimonde]

...magick potions to feed my hunger for dark power and pancakes!

"Look into to my eyes and see who I am, my name is...

[singo]

eyes

on a related subject....

[The_Maker]

your mouses eyes glow.

Also my body dislocates....

[Ragnarox]

...its tounge when in the presence of hot pincers.

The lava lamp is...

[Zeltaris]

shiny... ooooh

Shiny things are...

[Ragnarox]

...very shiny.

Do't drop the M.E.S.A, it could...

[The_Maker]

Smell your feet!

If it does smell your feet...

[kongurous]

it will die of foot poisoning.(don't ask)

When feeding your pet demon, you should ALWAYS...

[The_Maker]

smell it's feet first, or it will bite your head off... literally.

If you accidentally smell its...

[kongurous]

Maker, just shut up about the feet.

This would mean...

[Ragnarox]

...that the feet are unimportant but the socks are crucial.

The socks are crucial because...

[The_Maker]

Socks will fight for dominancy.

Why am I obsessed with socks all of the sudden?

[kongurous]

Because you posted the wrong kinda thing in the wrong thread.:closed:



Why...

[The_Maker]

Crap...
oh uh Because :D + :P = ;)

Smell the sock and...

[kongurous]

damn you.

I should just...

[Ragnarox]

beat your head with a sock filled with rice.

Why would I use rice instead of ball-bearings?

[The_Maker]

Because rice is inferior!

When I eat socks for breakfast I... (:P)

[Ragnarox]

Usually choke on them.

Oranges are better than rice for beating people with because...

[t3trino]

theyre SQUISHY!!!

------------------------

look at the...

[The_Maker]

fishy!

I am fading...

[Ragnarox]

in the shadow of Mondo-Fish!

Mondo-Fish is a...

[The_Maker]

fish :lame:

Socks are a good source of...

[Ragnarox]

of stinkyness and weaponry.

Why are we all looking for some...

[The_Maker]

Because it glows :D

If you smelled this sock...

[Ragnarox]

it glows!

It glows because...

[t3trino]

...u wore it

----------------------

glowing...

[Frattimonde]

...eyes, starring eyes, mainfest in evil's presence!

"Today the UN announced that...

[Ragnarox]

the U.A.C corporation will be created.

The U.A.C...

[t3trino]

...stands 4 United Armpits Clippers.

--------------------

we like 2 argue :argue: about...

[Frattimonde]

...Major Burns danger to the patients.

Smoking lizards are not so...

[t3trino]

argumentative.:argue:

-------------------------------

how 'bout u n i...

[Frattimonde]

...swill some gin?

Trying to give G W Bush a brain, is like trying to...

[t3trino]

...nuke osama

---------------------

bush + osama =...

[Frattimonde]

...Swedish prime minister Goran Persson.

By Nerub, what is...

[singo]

that big spiky thing with all the legs?

oh, its only a.....

[t3trino]

...giant Torrasque That's Gonna Kill Us All!!!

-----------------------------------

Run!run Away From...

[kongurous]

the giant, man-eating shoe!

It sucks to...

[The_Maker]

be be a foot, in a sock, in a shoe.

But it is better to be...

[t3trino]

... a shoe, in a sock, in a foot.

---------------------

Hey! where r...

[Frattimonde]

...u pointing at, lad?

"We be Jah men"; said the...

[t3trino]

bunch of dancing badgers.

--------------------------

dancing badgers r soooo...

[Frattimonde]

...bombed by drugs.

Ozzy's gonna make you...

[t3trino]

...dance like a badger

----------------------

who wants to...

[Ragnarox]

choke the toast and mangle the bacon?

Where is the thingy that...

[t3trino]

always whacks other ppl with a chair

----------------------------

i like...

[singo]

to drink beer


and more.....

[Frattimonde]

...play more black metal!

Omg, it's da evil uber...

[singo]

exploding mouse!


what can we....

[t3trino]

...scream if not BANZAI!!!

---------------------

sigh, poor GiaDragoness, she was...

[Frattimonde]

...the sweetest of angels.

She was also a great debater, and...

[kongurous]

one who will not be forgotten, and will always have a place in my heart.

It's so damn horrible...

[Frattimonde]

...that death must claim ones friends.

Why can't...

[Reverent.Emperor]

...It claim George Bush instead?

I think that...

(And Fratt, you're cool. Black metal rocks.)

[Zeltaris]

...last sentence was rather irrelevant

We'll never forget...

[Reverent.Emperor]

(Yeah, sorry. I'm just not very big on emotion. I wouldn't try to be happy at such a time, but if I could avoid something like being sad I would.

In short, it was an attempt to amuse people for even a second. It's best not to dwell on what's done for too long or you'll ignore the future. God, that sounds so heartless.. But I can't word it any better, I think. Sorry.)

[Frattimonde]

(And Fratt, you're cool. Black metal rocks.) (What's your fav bands?)

(Back on topic):

...smashy, smashy.

Sorrow fills me, and the...

[Kazansky]

...memory of Gia will live on in our hearts.

Why the hell did she...

[Frattimonde]

...do it?

Being a Russian soldier is...

[singo]

rather like being any other soldier


with the crucial difference that.......

[Frattimonde]

...they get the big powerful guns.

Unlike the U.S, that...

[singo]

also gives its men guns, but fails to instruct them on the essential subjects of avoiding freindly fire and fire discipline


but.....

[Realest-Killa]

they dotn know how to use them!!

they dont because...

[singo]

of the aforementioned absence of proper training

unlike....

[Frattimonde]

...Spetnatz, that can fire perfectly with blindfold.

But of course, it...

[singo]

makes it difficult to advance through broken terrain


something that does not have this problem is.....

[Frattimonde]

...Protoss, as they sense everything in their path and need not to look.

The Zerg will make you...

[singo]

shout "ARRRGHHH, HUGE THINGS WITH BIG CLAWS AND LOTS OF TEETH!!!"


as will...

[Frattimonde]

...the sight of Frattimonde in his underware during the weekends.

Ris'Tazel is an other name for...

[kongurous]

someone who's something in somewhere.

Frattimonde is another name for...

[Frattimonde]

...Daniel, run-out-of-the-mill metal head!

Kongurous really means...

[t3trino]

Spamma Jamma!!!

-------------------------

singo really means...

[Frattimonde]

...chochlad soda.

Death be not proud, thou some hath called thee...

[The_Maker]

a coward should yee die dishonorably O_o (Don't ask)

Socks + Soda=

[mcflurry_1982]

stinky soda.

The roof is...

[The_Maker]

Stinky, like socks!

Shoes + soda= (:P)

[t3trino]

1 heck of a stink bomb.

---------------------

soda flavoured...

[Frattimonde]

...zerglings for eveyone!

Wollt Ihr das bett in...

[singo]

..whatten die hellen?

it should be known that....

[Frattimonde]

...Frogs are in governing the world1

Zerg, ist ein sehr...

[singo]

..incomprehensible


also...

[Frattimonde]

...see page 63 for a definition of the Zerg in Korean.

Or ya can just...

[kongurous]

wait for PBS to show it.(btw, its not on page 63. i checked)

Tentacle porn...

[Frattimonde]

...is just something we don't wanna know about.

The Korean goverment announced that...