Finish my sentence

[mcflurry_1982]

very odd, especially from Remer and Cat.

Get up, get out, and...

[Frattimonde]

...nuke the Prometheus group.

When firing the USAS-12, you feel...

[kongurous]

like a moron because you picked up a complicated weapon.

When venting one's spleen, always...

[mcflurry_1982]

keep away from crouds.

Because if you dont..

[Frattimonde]

...the evil cake-man will come and steal all your cookies!

The Cake-man is...

[mcflurry_1982]

is a fake man.

he is really...

[Frattimonde]

...horny and slobby.

Playing Baldurs Gate 2 is always so fun and...

[singo]

will drain many days and nights of your time


not unlike.....

[Frattimonde]

...Fallout 2 when you're blasting away people with your mighty Vindicator Minigun!

The dark tower threw an evil shadow over...

[singo]

all things smaller than itself


which was....

[Frattimonde]

...nr 13, the larch.

It's them bloody cossacks and they're...

[singo]

got silly hats!


men!, by ranks....

[Frattimonde]

...and boots, where's me drink?

Leather trousers are...

[kongurous]

quite uncomfortable if you have hairy legs.

Finish my...

[singo]

beer? if you insist

finally this friday my three week long......

[mcflurry_1982]

hunger strike is over.

I'm gonna eat....

[Frattimonde]

...you little fishie!

Androids are always so...

[singo]

predictable. get manufactured, serve, flip out, kill stuff


why cant they do something........

[Frattimonde]

...the biological evil android Bush?!

Listeing to Ozzy is like...

[singo]

listning to kai hansen

but not quite as good


due to the fact that.....

[Frattimonde]

...Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness and he hates soap bubbles!

Dissection is a very....

[Sirion]

Nasty procces.

Blubber nuggets...

[kongurous]

is fun to say.

U2...

[Sirion]

ROK!

Bananas will one day...

[kongurous]

rule the world.

But if the SLA...

[Frattimonde]

...wins, you're in trouble.

What are you...

[kongurous]

saying, that I should poke AJ so he'll make me a mod when I have 12,000 posts?

This is not advisable because...

[Frattimonde]

...then you would be consumed by AJ's Macintosh Guardian.

Jon Irenicus is...

[singo]

someone i dunno who hge is

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

hey, guess wot - im......

[Frattimonde]

...the superior Enclave trooper.

Catching mice is a very...

[singo]

high explosive utilizing job....

no, wait - thats just

[Frattimonde]

...me trying to blast the hell out of them rats.

M3A1 Grease gun is always so...

[kongurous]

greasy!

The M1A2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank...

[Frattimonde]

...is just a tank.

Behold my...

[kongurous]

powerful... GiantSpider!!!!!

Being lvl. 60 this early in World of Warcraft's history means...

[Frattimonde]

...being da Orcish Terminator!

Black metal is very emotional and...

[kongurous]

black.

The spam queen demands your...

[Frattimonde]

...little souls so that she might use you for her own purposes.

But yet Nightstalker does...

[Calibur]

But yet Nightstalker does not desire pudding.


Life is merely a

[singo]

good excuse for a pissup


as is......

[Frattimonde]

...Bush's talk of peace.

In the night, a...

[singo]

man trips over a brick he couldnt see because it was dark


that was the worst......

[Ahzz]

...Chick ever!

A bunch of kids were throwing stones at their teachers because...

[singo]

their teachers were throwing grenades at them


ha thatt'l teach those kids to.....

[kongurous]

think teachers are pains in the rear!

Good god, he's comin' back to...

[singo]

hijack some threads


quick - to the......

[kongurous]

cir*us guns.

Oh god, it's...

[singo]

the c*rcus

were all gonna.....

[kongurous]

spell we're correctly!

HP...

[singo]

sauce is good with bacon butties


as is....

[kongurous]

gratuitous amounts of singo's homebrew.

Using pizza as a bread filler...

[singo]

is good because pizza is the best food ever


with no......

[kongurous]

French people to mess with it.

Grease...

[singo]

most emphatically NOT the word


I hate that film so much i want to......

[kongurous]

desecrate it with 350mL cans.

Doing so is...

[singo]

something that sounds fun

but first i need.....

[kongurous]

to go to America.

Petrol...

[singo]

is a much better word than gasolene

but YAAAAAARRRR! is......

[kongurous]

sounds like a pirate word.

Redbeard...

[singo]

sounds like a pirates name

this is probably because....

[kongurous]

he was a pirate. A british one.

Pirate names...

[singo]

are good names

pirate ships......

[kongurous]

have wierd names.

The Pillar of Autumn...

[singo]

was also a wierd name, not a pirate ship however


MAC cannons so good because....

[kongurous]

you left out the word "are".

This...

[singo]

was a very stupid mistake

not the most stupid......

[kongurous]

, which is leaving out the whole sentence.

Like I...

[Ragnarox]

thing I've ever tasted.

Man that thing is...

[singo]

very confusing

just like this thread, which has......

[kongurous]

quickly gone down the shitter.

I confused...

[singo]

because it is almost indiscriminate


why is indiscriminate such a good word?

[kongurous]

because we confused these threads.

A kilt...

[singo]

is a scottish form of sadomasochism

did i spell......

[kongurous]

something very hard to pronounce?

The continent of...

[singo]

gondwanaland no longer exists


the person who came up with that name was.......

[kongurous]

under the influence of your homebrew.

The person who named it Europe was...

[Frattimonde]

...just clueless when naming it and just used the first word that popped into his mind.

Being the Lord Goth of Agony is very...

[singo]

agonizing...and it is hard to see without a torch


you see the.....

[kongurous]

dragon as he snuffs out your torch and shouts, "Turn out that light" at you in gross dragon breath.

You should never...

[Frattimonde]

...use pepparmint on a dragon considering that they are allegeric and will blow a large "gesundheit" at you if you do give some to them.

Being Duke Nukem must be...

[singo]

much fun...with a name like "nukem" how can it not be?


also fun is.....

[kongurous]

being the Spam Queen.

Consider the...

[singo]

platypus, a completely random animal whose name is used to make pointless sentences like this.


also random is the.....

[kongurous]

Pee-Wee's Playhouse word of the day!(God I loved the US 1980s)

This also holds true for...

[singo]

other random stuff


i like random stuff because.....

[kongurous]

you don't capitalize your sentences?

I changed my profession from queen to...

[singo]

lull people into a false sense of security

Iron saviour are.....

[kongurous]

fun words to say.

Eating monkey brains is...

[Frattimonde]

...like sucking blood.

Max Payne, you have finally...

[kongurous]

reached a level of more bareable pain.

Eat this grapefruit and...

[singo]

shout ARRGHHH because you are spamming faster than me


thus allowing me to....

[kongurous]

be a pain in the ass.

This is also fun to do with...

[Frattimonde]

...having Frattimonde in his angel costume.

Good night, said the...

[kongurous]

nanny as she tore off her mask, revealing a hunter in disguise, explaining why she had bad breath.

This is...

[Frattimonde]

...a stick up, give me all your sticks.

The Revolution shall...

[kongurous]

take over France and make it part of Britain!

Vive la...

[mcflurry_1982]

bam!!

Under my skin..

[Frattimonde]

...lurks a dark spirit.

Behold, it's the dark...

[kongurous]

spider of true reflection!

Gentlemen, behold! I bring you...

[Frattimonde]

...zhe holy german sausage of nuclear power!

Mona Sax is one...

[kongurous]

annoying person.

Max Payne...

[Frattimonde]

...always likes the "payne".

Popping crooks with the Kalashnikov is very...

[kongurous]

fun and stress-relieving.

Of course, doing that with a...

[Zeltaris]

spork is even better

Zelt is...

[Frattimonde]

...a female Aardvark.

The Predator is always so...

[Kazansky]

much of a fashion disaster because of the helmet and bangs.

Kazansky can go into a ladie's bathroom and...

[Frattimonde]

...remain unseen.

Fratt! Must you always...

[kongurous]

have a higher post count than me???

This would equal...

[GrassDragon]

...only if Twinkies tasted good and people actually ate cabbage.

Yes...

[singo]

I know such things are never going to happen, but who cares!


hey look, if you......

[Frattimonde]

...quit now, you'll never ever succed.

It's an evil Television and it's...

[kongurous]

eating out your intestines!

Feathers, feathers...

[singo]

all over that pigeon

damn dirty pigeons......

[kongurous]

with their constant "coo"ing!!!

When you open your door, you see...

[singo]

whatever is on the other side.


if there is something with lots of teeth on the other side then.......

[kongurous]

get out of the water, because you opened a shark's mouth.

Which is pretty...

[singo]

stupid.


not, however, as stupid as......

[kongurous]

puking in your mother's drink while your obviously drunk.

Of course, that would never happen to...

[singo]

me. (well, not easily)

however, i often do things even more stupid, like.....

[kongurous]

wake up on the hood of a car naked and having puked on yourself.

Why is breathing into an empty bear bottle make your voice sound like a blizzard?

[singo]

because if it didnt there would be no pint to breath into an empty beer bottle

heheheh, best.typo.ever


why is that such a good typo?

[kongurous]

cus anime is teh s uck.

\/\/h`/ 15 7h47?

[Frattimonde]

...simply doesn't make sense.

Curses! Now I must...

[Ahzz]

...go and eat a rotten banana to calm down myself.

Bob tried to eat every piece of his vomit, but...

[Kazansky]

...his pet monkey slapped him and beat him to it.

An Iraqi militant placed a goldfish inside an American Bradley because...

[Zeltaris]

..he though it was fun

I just posted in this thread because...

[kongurous]

you wanted to piss off the SLA!

This is...

[Zeltaris]

the first decent reply you've ever posted in months, my Queen

Something seems...

[kongurous]

fishy.

Books...

[Zeltaris]

Are a nice choice for a blunt weapon

Spam...

[kongurous]

is even better.

Prostitution...

[Zeltaris]

is the act of prostituting one's self.

I am going to...

[kongurous]

actually answer something now.

Caps lock is...

[Calibur]

Caps lock is for lazy mofos, who are too stupid to realize that their doing more work by using it.

It's stuck...

[Kazansky]

...for good this time!! No amount of constant nuclear shit will get it out!!!

When I enlisted into the SLA...

[Calibur]

Nm carry on, this post is invalid see above post for sentence

[Zeltaris]

When I enlisted into the SLA... ... I never imagined I'd be fighting against such formidable foes as Zeltaris ;)

The Supreme Emperor of the Member's Lounge, Zeltaris is...
[shuts eyes and covers ears >.<]

[kongurous]

a prick who shouldn't be messin' with my new nation, considering the fact I haven't consolidated my power and taken a chunk out of your prices in the Online Rolepaying fora.

This fora war has...

[Zeltaris]

Yet to start

The Spam Queen shall soon fall...

btw: You have not taken ANYTHING at the RPing forum. And anyway, the RPing forum is Geno's, not mine [I consider it a protectorate but in the end, it's Geno's domains]

[Frattimonde]

...unless Fratt unleashes his mighty dragons to protect her.

Kazansky is a Major, but only because of...

[kongurous]

the fact everyone else in the RKKA was killed by the SLA.

Zeltaris, stop lieing about your position in the Online Roleplaying fora or...

[Zeltaris]

...or what?

Zeltaris is not the leader of the RP forum! Geno is...

[kongurous]

, but you have some holdings in that particular fora(fora is the singular form of forum, it pays to know Latin as a second language, despite the fact I'm not Catholic).

Vini, Vidi...

[Zeltaris]

...Carpi? Tomi? However "I took" is said in latin >_>
[btw, most Catholics don't know Latin anyway... we haven't needed to ever since we translated the bible ;)]
Creme...

[kongurous]

sounds like cream.

Hitting stuff with a...

[Zeltaris]

spoon is thick

Fork+Shoe=...

[kongurous]

shork.

Angry cat+a bear=

[Zeltaris]

Pwnage

A spork is...

[kongurous]

a bad subsitute for a fork.

Mexico City...

[Zeltaris]

Is hell on Earth >_>

Who would want to live in a place with a population of 23 million...

[kongurous]

Mexicans like Zeltaris?

Using derogatory terms to describe people...

[Zeltaris]

is not as bad as living in Mexico City
[btw, I DON'T live there, I live about 98 km to the west]

Some day...

[kongurous]

kongurous will conquer Zelt's empire.

Of course...

[Zeltaris]

that day will never come, because the Empire's Praetorian guard consists of moderators ;)

Which means...

[kongurous]

You lie, because mods would never join you. Or me, for that matter.(speaking of which, which mod recognized you as emperor?)

Sleeping...

[Zeltaris]

You lie, because mods would never join you. Or me, for that matter.(speaking of which, which mod recognized you as emperor?) BSTRhino himself ;)
And anyway, I never said mods were a part of my army[I don't have/need one]. I said that they were the guards of the Member's lounge, which is true.

Sleeping...[/QUOTE]
is a fun way of wasting time

[kongurous]

no sentence fragement

[Zeltaris]

When there is no sentence fragment...

[kongurous]

call the SLA!

Which stands for...

[Zeltaris]

...Somebody licks arse

Was that offensive or...

[kongurous]

just wrong? Both.

SLA really stands for...

[Zeltaris]

Seldom Lame Army

That is nothing but the truth...

[kongurous]

, Zeltaris says. But he lies.

In all truth, SLA stands for...(if you mess this up, Zelt, consider your empire under siege)

[Zeltaris]

*sigh* Spammer's Liberation Army

Happy now?

When I convice AJ to invalidate postcount in the Game Room, kongurous will...

[kongurous]

march on Hanover Park, IL, and the Member's Lounge.

Of course,...

[Zeltaris]

That'll do you no good, cos after all, your postcount will drop down to a mere 110

Which means...

[Ahzz]

You lose all your fame.

But Zeltaris's horse was originally green, which means...

[Zeltaris]

At some point in the past, it felt nauseous, puked and finally attained its current white colour

This...

[Ahzz]

explains the high intelligence of red horses before they were thrown to the meat masher.

Thats why people never eat...

[Zeltaris]

any food that has the slightest tinge of purple with orange

White with pink polka dots is...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

ostiopalto.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are...

[Zeltaris]

led by someone with a rotating sig. Woot

Ostiopalto means...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Zeltaris' signature, which rotates.

Actually, the fourth horseman of the apocalypse is supposed to be the most...

[Zeltaris]

out of place, cos it's supposed to be pale, yet Aqo has his horse in red

This is not good because...

[kongurous]

melting ice cream with a snow blower isn't physically possible.

My finished sentence is so irrelevant to the current situation...

[Zeltaris]

which includes your second overthrowing

Being Supreme Emperor of the Member's Lounge AND King of the Game room is...

[kongurous]

something that you will not accomplish next time!*makes all three main threads capitols*

This will...

[Calibur]

(OOC: I'm glad to see that my most succeful thread has grown into a place where spam runs freely and insanity fills the air.)

This will not go unpunished, I specifically said I wanted french toast not your crappy made in china bread.

I've been working on the rail road....

[Zeltaris]

Heh... OOC's don't usually appear in spam threads, Calibur

... and it sucks.

My christmas...

[Calibur]

My thread, so too bad.

[Zeltaris]

I don't think my previous sentence made any sense anyway... >_>

This thread should be locked...

[kongurous]

*takes control of Zelt's mind*or maybe it shouldn't, or 1/3 of Kongurous's capitol would be gone.

This is, of course,...

[Zeltaris]

Impossible at the current time, because I can't imagine the staff closing a game room thread >_>

I am now free of thine evil control...

[kongurous]

and I'm not even awake enough to try to finish this damn sentence.

Which is to say...

[Zeltaris]

Just go to sleep and let me overthrow you properly :P

This will happen in...

[kongurous]

65 posts.

Of course, you won't, because...

[Zeltaris]

...I will

Now the LIFML (Loyal Imperial Forces of the Member's Lounge) will...

[kongurous]

lose.

My queendom shall not...

[Zeltaris]

prevail. I will make sure of that

Long live the Member's Lounge and...

[Ahzz]

let schwitzer be its emperor!

But it might cause some troubles because...

[Frattimonde]

...Fenguin will be jealous and do his thing in a most extreme manner until they name him emperor instead.

Being the Prince of Darkness is a very tiresome work, because...

[Ahzz]

You cannot see anything in the darkness.


Zeltaris, the name comes from Z.E.L.T.A.R.I.S words that mean...

[Frattimonde]

...Zelleri-Eating-Lactose-Teaching-Anger-Rice-Invurnable-Society...

The Lord of Goths shall arise and...

[Ahzz]

Every other goth will follow him.

The first word gibb said in this forum started with "W", which...

[Frattimonde]

...is Warboards!

I am the most amazing...

[singo]

non gamma ray thing in existence

kai hansen is.....

[Ahzz]

the former master of kung fu

[singo]

you forgot a......

[kongurous]

goddamn sentence. This is 1/3 of my capitol, I expect at least some discipline when you spam.

Which means...

[Calibur]

Which means that the mayor of the town will have to step in and declare that this thread was created especificaly to breed chaos and random behavior.


So in conclusion....

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt shall rule you in secret and convert you into Black Metal heads!

Unless someone...

[Calibur]

Unless someone disagrees and everything returns to normal.

Rubber duckys are..

[mcflurry_1982]

are for Ernie on Sesame Street.

Rubber Ducky your the one,
your the one that...

[Frattimonde]

...dies all the time.

It's a Pfhor Enforcer and he's...

[Ahzz]

absolutely insane.

No living man knows why there are other than "war threads"(Members lounge, creativity concepts, etc) in warboards except...

[Frattimonde]

...the mysterious Warboards AI that AJ has created.

The name of this AI is...

[kongurous]

WJ.

Which would mean I...

[singo]

just said WJ, which you did


so.....

[Frattimonde]

...what are you going to do with that blowtorch?

I will...

[singo]

use it to blowtorch things


like....

[Frattimonde]

...the dragon does to his meal.

Emperor of the...

[singo]

terran empire, desist this madness, cease the siege of morningstar prime immediately!

on that subject....

[Frattimonde]

...Lucifer likes to burn those whom refuses to obey his rule or cleaning his socks.

"By the great Archangels, what is...

[singo]

that thing over there?


by the lord, its a.....

[Frattimonde]

...gothic maniac that plays Marathon like crazy and thinks it's real!

He suddenly...

[singo]

plays marathon even more!


singo however.....

[LinkTheGameFreak]

...thinks this game is awesome and continues to play it like the gothic maniac!

I would like to...

[kongurous]

run around like a maniac and smell the flowers and live peacefully in the queendom Kongurous and her SLA have strived to build.

This would make you a...

[Zeltaris]

...fool, because no such Queendom exists

The Free Kingdom of the Game Room, however...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

is basically an excuse to spam.

Spamming doth bring about a guilty...

[Zeltaris]

most grievous. However it is grand fun

When SiKawtic discovers that his self-proclaimed divinity is not recognised by the admins, he will...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

Die a most terrible death of - that of a deflated ego.

When that dragoon shoots the lair one last time, it will...

[Zeltaris]

rapidly fade out of existance, as the sig rotator replaces it with a blank rectangle with the letters "OSTIOPALTO"

The Cow King...

[Thereisnocowlevel]

is a magnificent manifestation of righteous Bovine Fury whom mortals tremble at the mere mention of.

Zeltaris' rotating signature is...

[Zeltaris]

simply better than the Cow King in all his "glory" :P

This is because...

[Frattimonde]

...it's so spinny.

Fratt'Ka is an other name for the...

[Kazansky]

Frattic goth society.

When Kazansky takes over WarBoards, he will immediately...

[singo]

get indiscrimanate with a kalashnikov


but not if.....

[Frattimonde]

...not, then Fratt shall use the power of the ONE RING, TO RULE THEM ALL!

"Ye Entrancemperium"; said...

[singo]

someone who likes long words


YARRRR! said....

[Frattimonde]

...the red bearded sea captain.

Time to use my M75-B assault rifle and...

[Ahzz]

shoot myself

Which...

[kongurous]

is what Zeltaris will do when he realizes that the SLA will overcome his spamfree kingdom.

This will bring forth an era of...

[Frattimonde]

...darkness, under the rule of the Spam Queen and Lord Frattimonde.

As spam rains from the sky and fire...

[kongurous]

burns his palace, Zeltaris will writh in the pain of losing to Lord Frattimonde and the Spem Queen.

Having allies is...

[Zeltaris]

the opposite of not having them, which is a luxury the Spam Queen and her Gothic Consort cannot afford

This is because...

[kongurous]

Zeltaris thinks he can just waltz into my 1/3 of a capitol.*is to afraid to ask AJ to make her a mod of the Game Room*

This means...

[Zeltaris]

that I'm sending subliminal messages to Zeltaris, encouraging him to take over the entire Game Room

Zeltaris will be glad to do this because...

[kongurous]

Zeltaris is a pussy.

Which would make Kongurous...

[singo]

the only person with the wherewithsl to take the members lounge by force of spam


TALLY HO......

[kongurous]

gentlemen! Face the wrath of our spam!

This would secure victory for us by...

[Zeltaris]

...securing victory for Zeltaris

Zeltaris will win this forum war. The end. [tries to lock thread but fails miserably]...
oh, btw, the above is my sentence. Complete it :)

[Frattimonde]

...but Fratt prevents him from locking with aid of his psion powers and toliet paper.

The Pfhor are always so...

[singo]

oddly spelt

as indeed, are the.....

[kongurous]

minions of Mary Poppins.

When thinking of a way to defeat Zeltaris, I should just do what Calibur and Cow did and...

[Zeltaris]

surrender? Ah, no... I meant making a thread in the RP forum. Stop poking me, Zelt!

I'm not poking...

[kongurous]

you, you schizofrenic moron.

World of Warcraft...

[Zeltaris]

is not all that great

World of Starcraft, however...

[kongurous]

would kick major ass!

The insignia of the SLA is...(really, its exactly like the Sons of Korhal flag, except the arm is holding a can of spam instead of a whip. i made a shirt out of it a couple days ago, unfortunately i dont have any pictures)

[Zeltaris]

not quite as kickarse as SiKawtic's avy

This post's number is....

EDIT: Omg pwnt hax ha ha. n00b. would you look at that?