Finish my sentence

[XZminX]

...those guys crashed in and started shooting at each other.
I took a rusty screw and...

[Frattimonde]

...thrusted it into my arm to just look cool for my scared friends, that started running when they saw me do it.

"Qoooooo"; Said Fenguin and...

[XZminX]

...took a nice long nap.
He was terrified of the horrors he encountered...

[Frattimonde]

...in the Baatorian planes of despair.

Say, I think it's time for a...

[mcflurry_1982]

cup of tea.

Come together...

[singo]

and rule.


or you could just....

[Frattimonde]

...buzz off.

During a late night in October, a man...

[mcflurry_1982]

wrote in his journal.

and in his journal he wrote....

[L2_1989]

"This is pathetic. They can kiss my ass."

He scratched that off (he was using a pen) and then he wrote...

[Frattimonde]

...to forget about them and live on his own.

Death shall come with...

[mcflurry_1982]

with swift hands to all that oppose the 2 towers.

Then J R R Tolken...

[Frattimonde]

...went to the bathroom to do some private study.

Hmm, how are we going to take their...

[singo]

souls from them/

I know, we can...

[Sirion]

jump out of a plane!

I like red...

[mcflurry_1982]

balloons.

Up, up, and..

[Frattimonde]

...get down to da funky music!

I'm just rock 'n' rebel, I tell you no...

[singo]

more lies!, rise up and sieze your destiny


like a...

[Frattimonde]

...asshole, killing everyone!

Shit happens and...

[mcflurry_1982]

smells.

No stop signs...

[singo]

mean nobody stops

whereas no entry signs....

[Frattimonde]

..., drive to kill!

Using the UT Sniper is always so...

[LordAhriman]

disturbingly pleasurable.

Death comes to...

[singo]

much better than the UT2003/04 lightning gun

damn you lord ahriman,

death comes to those who are in front of a man with the UT sniper rifle


damn lightning gun sucks so bad because.....

[Frattimonde]

...everytime I use it, Xan pops out of nowhere and gives you a whoop of the flak cannon from behind.

Malcom is so annoying, 'cos of...

[mcflurry_1982]

turrets.

His favorite word is...

[Frattimonde]

..."sex".

I'm the alpha and the...

[mcflurry_1982]

omicron.

hoo ha we have an error, ...

[Frattimonde]

...but what less could you expect from windows?

For mother Russia, I will...

[kongurous]

eats lots of pancakes.

"Hey, stop...

[Frattimonde]

...in the name of luve".

"I luve Califona, and I will...

[kongurous]

"...meow like a cat for 3 hours for no reason."

"I edited this...

[Frattimonde]

...for no real reason".

Time to break the ice and...

[singo]

catch a seal


using a harpoon and a

[Frattimonde]

...steel wire net.

Spamming is very...

[singo]

very very nice indeed


just like...

[Frattimonde]

...kissing.

A rebelion has...

[singo]

started, TO ARMS


now, by moonlight there's a way, for...

[Frattimonde]

...ICQ.

Oh no, it's the evil...

[singo]

Sobriety, its after me! aaarrrrrrghhhhhhhh


must....cure....this.....

[Frattimonde]

...addiction.

"Blood shall be...

[flaming_squegee]

...a cup of acoffee and a donut.

Happiness and joy are...

[Frattimonde]

...singo to a dingo.

"It's a dark squirrel, and he's...

[singo]

directly proportional to the loudness of the power metal and the amount of beer


ah,

okay

......got a lotta weaponry, kill him, kill him


like you should do with...

[Frattimonde]

(wtf? your post just jumped down...)

...Fratt when he exploded his distillery machine by mistake, so that it hit the mir station and made it crash.

AKS74U is a very...

[singo]

assault rifle sounding name - its not a model of kalashnikov is it?

if it isnt then im an.....

[Frattimonde]

...bloody american.

The British are always so...

[singo]

pissed off when people call us american


just like the....

[Ragnarox]

Just like the old one but new!

There are different...

[mcflurry_1982]

smells

coming from that...

[Ragnarox]

...hat is an extension cord with feathers.

The printer is making...

[mcflurry_1982]

a cake.

If she is gone...

[flaming_squegee]

shes bloomin gone.

Whistle while you...

[kongurous]

eat noodles.

When in Rome,...

[Frattimonde]

...don't forget to bring the canoli.

Leave the gun, take the...

[Ragnarox]

crowbar and start killing headcrabs.

Use the water bottle to...

[kongurous]

piss off the fireman.

When posting, remember to vent your...

[Frattimonde]

...private snake.

Oh dear, it looks like that it's going to...

[kongurous]

rain hot fire. This blows.

Grunts+lots of assault rifles=...

[mcflurry_1982]

orcs that can beat the zerg?

Im the taxman and you are..

[kongurous]

the person who gives me plastic money, sea monkeys, and those absorbent alien-things that grow in size if you leave them in water.

Ballista is...

[singo]

a big-ass crossbow for putting bolts through city walls


but for that job i prefer....

[kongurous]

the Death Star.

The sword is better than the...

[singo]

pen, no matter what poets would have you believe


however the lightsaber is....

[kongurous]

the one who pwns all!

Counter-strike is...

[singo]

only to be used when there is no possiblity of a first strike

actually, this currently happens to be a policy adopted by.....

[kongurous]

someone other than America, because it seems we have to be there first to get our asses kicked.

This is because...

[singo]

your government fails to understand the concept of guerilla warefare


despite tha fact that....

[kongurous]

We haven't lost a war except Vietnam.

America could kick...

[singo]

any other country in a stand up fight even though the army isnt very well trained at all.


however, whern people (logically) dont take them on in a stand up fight then.....

[kongurous]

we get our asses kicked because we haven't a good fight against an enemy who could beat us in a stand-up fight since Dubya Dubya Too.

Gilbert Godfrey...

[singo]

is who now??


I have never heard of this man because......

[kongurous]

he's an American comedian with a very annoying voice.

This is evil because...

[singo]

hes not only a comedian but he has an annoying voice AS WELL!


ergo he should be....

[kongurous]

given his own TV show in the UK.

Biscuits are...

[singo]

edible

unlike....

[kongurous]

calcium chloride.

This is because...

[singo]

calcium chloride is not used in biscuits


we are talking about biscuits because....

[Frattimonde]

...the queen insists on it.

Oh look, it's a...

[kongurous]

in your country, they're what Americans call cookies.

American english should be its own language because...

[singo]

it bears no resemblance what so ever to real english


and it....

[Frattimonde]

...exploded.

It's a Master Chiefling and he's...

[kongurous]

dammit... thinking

[singo]

you used silly fake english


i am winding you up about the english thing because....

[Frattimonde]

...TheXenon is approaching.

Spanish is so...

[singo]

odd


this is because....

[kongurous]

sounds like a death threat.

Nazis are evil becuase...

[Frattimonde]

...of all the TV/TS's.

Nordom is...

[kongurous]

a Norse kingdom.

Yiddish...

[Frattimonde]

...and rubbish.

Oh bloody hell, not the...

[kongurous]

shotgun!

Doom is...

[singo]

what comes to us all


however, I plan to avoid this fate for as long as possible

[kongurous]

(no sentence fragment, my exploding partner-in-spamming)

[singo]

ahahaha, bugger


however i plan to avoid this fate for.....

[Frattimonde]

...WB's sake.

OleTheMurder was a...

[singo]

murderer of ole's

he was this because

[Frattimonde]

...of to much playing Fallout.

Frattimonde Nightstalker is the...

[kongurous]

l33t.

This because...

[singo]

l33t is the worst language ever


almost as bad however is....

[kongurous]

using words having to do with the circus.

Clowns...

[singo]

Damn, i thought we had that outbreak contained!

"SECURITY, seal off this thread, dont let the outbreak spread"

"if it gets out of the game room then....."

[kongurous]

Warboards is screwed. the SLA will help with the containment!

This is because...

[singo]

the ci*cus is even more dangerous than the flood.


even without its.....

[kongurous]

green skin and long, sharp arms.

We should have Master Chief here because...

[singo]

he has experiance in containment

we DONT need 343 guilty spark here because....

[kongurous]

he's a floating lightbulb.

Sgt. Johnson would be nice too because...

[singo]

he is just amazingly cool - and survived the explosion of the pillar of autumn's fusion reactors going BOOM! (see the legendary ending of halo 1)

how can he be so damned.....

[kongurous]

invincible?(i have beaten Halo 1 and Halo 2 on all difficulties, and I liked Sgt. Johnson, he's funny)

Sgt. Johnson is easily the...

[singo]

most kick ass human ever - in that ending he was going toe to toe with an elite for crying out loud!

"give that here" *fights over assault rifle*

and I havnt beaten halo 2 legendary yet :(

[kongurous]

most kick ass human ever - in that ending he was going toe to toe with an elite for crying out loud!

"give that here" *fights over assault rifle*

and I havnt beaten halo 2 legendary yet :(
no sentence. and my favorite Sgt. Johnson quote from Halo 2(he got more lines in that one)is "Hey, bastards! Knock knock!"

[singo]

closely followed by

*whoooshhhhhhhhhhh*
*BLAMMO!*

second I reckon is.
Now you dont like me and I SURE AS HELL DONT LIKE you!.....

[kongurous]

closely followed by

*whoooshhhhhhhhhhh*
*BLAMMO!*

second I reckon is.
Now you dont like me and I SURE AS HELL DONT LIKE you!.....
still no sentence.

[singo]

finish johnson's one

thats why I left dots

[kongurous]

finish johnson's one

thats why I left dotsdammit.

, you ugly excuse for an alien!

I need a...

[singo]

....damage control team to sector alpha


cortana, concentrate your fire on...

[kongurous]

the cir*us words and be careful not to hit the SLA, singo's security teams, or but be sure to hit the Gravemind, his tentacles can go places I would rather not discuss.

Damn covenant, they always...

[singo]

let the flood out and leave the door unguarded so the humans can wander in...


and how the frig did johnson get out of that bit?....damn he's....

[kongurous]

so damn hard to kill.

This is because...

[singo]

he is the UBER SERGEANT!

hes even better than...

[kongurous]

Sgt. Whatshisname!

He was one of the greatest because...

[singo]

no-one can remember his name


If it wernt for the fact sgt apone died so fast (aliens) Id say he was related to sgt johnson because....

[kongurous]

Because they're both teh l33t.

This is because...

[singo]

black guys make UBER sergeants


due to the fact that.....

[kongurous]

I can't say what I'm thinkin because I would sound like a racist.

This is because...

[singo]

saying anything about black people is racist these days

i am now going to give spamming a break before zeltaris.....



"farewell my queen"
*Salutes*

[kongurous]

gets a mod.

Look, it's a...

[mcflurry_1982]

Dancing Banana attack.

Move fast or the bananas will...

[Ragnarox]

...spit on your hamburgers.

Watch that flack, or you will...

[Frattimonde]

...you will end up sooner in elysium than you expected.

Time for a sandwich, with eggs and...

[mcflurry_1982]

and cheese.

with a glass of...

[Frattimonde]

...milk and a touch of absinthe.

Fratt will become...

[kongurous]

the king of Sweden!

Eat my...

[Ragnarox]

...dust, its cherry flavored.

So if shes lighter than a duck...then shes...

[kongurous]

obviously malnurished.

Taking a chamber pot is widely considered...

[Frattimonde]

...unwise by the cracking and jacking society.

A fall from...

[kongurous]

from 10 feet onto your ass hurts.

Fine, but I get to hang my...

[Frattimonde]

...coat on your pike.

"Arise mighty nations and...

[jarlaxle5]

... annihalate the beanie babies!!!"

"We must find the...

[singo]

source of the cir*us infestation and remove it


like we did with the....

[kongurous]

, or rather Zeltaris did, with me and singo's threa hijacking.

The cir*us is...

[Frattimonde]

...is overrun by Pfhor Hunters.

I'm the evil AI of your...

[singo]

evil starships

these evil starships......

[Frattimonde]

...shall steal all your toliets seats!

Take heed and...

[kongurous]

and drink mead!

Oh, I just...

[Frattimonde]

...shot the captain and now those super troopers are after me.

Bring forth the ring...

[singo]

no, no, ive changed my mind!

dont bring it forth...

[Frattimonde]

...and give me a sandwich with eggs, and HAM!

"Mohahaha", laughed the evil Sauron as...

[kongurous]

he ate King Theoden's sandwich!

Craziness...

[Frattimonde]

...is my second name.

Hollowness...

[kongurous]

is a wierd word.

World of Warcraft...

[Ragnarox]

Roba Dom (Irrisponsable Captian Tyler villian)

[Adovid]

Ok im confused so I'll do one for the World of Warcraft and one for the irresponsible captain Tyler.

World of Warcraft...

... was a world.


Roba Dom...

...lost in the end.


The great penguin army led an exodus of...

[kongurous]

electric penguins.

The SLA...

[Frattimonde]

...sounds like an conspiracy group.

Blackhearted angels must always be so...

[Kazansky]

goddamn blackhearted!!

Kazansky's friend xhaven09 likes to eat egg noodles because...

[Frattimonde]

...of all the japanese Karate films.

Phalanxs, take posistions and...

[singo]

poke the enemy with huge sharp sticks


archers, prepare to.....

[kongurous]

to wear no armor!

Roman legionnaires, prepare to...

[singo]

Invade everywhere!


greek horsemen, prepare to.....

[kongurous]

to get pwned by the Macedonians.

Alexander, prepare to...

[singo]

rule everywhere!


this "ancient preperations" thing is on its way to becoming another.....

[kongurous]

thing like the cir*us.

This is an example of an organ pertaining only to...

[singo]

organ type things


just like...

[kongurous]

male lactation pertains to wierd men.

This is because...

[singo]

men are not supposed to lactate


neither are....

[kongurous]

bears.

Sexy...

[Frattimonde]

...angels are supposed to drink.

It's Ratzusu, the...

[singo]

whothehell!


hey, look over there, i see a.....

[kongurous]

Singo-rat!

It explodes because...

[singo]

ya gotta have explosions


just as you gotta have....

[kongurous]

lactating men.

Menstruation is what...

[singo]

lots of people get uptight about


but i say.....

[kongurous]

fuck 'em all!

America...

[Sirion]

rules!

Half-Life 2...

[Frattimonde]

...is Half-Life 2...

Darkness is so...

[Ragnarox]

Darkness is so dark and gloomy.

I don't wanna...

[Frattimonde]

...ride the elevator.

Time to nuke and...

[Ragnarox]

...splatter blood all over the base.

I know I put that...

[Frattimonde]

...mojo somewhere in the closet.

Why is "god" always...

[singo]

so bearded?


he should have......

[Frattimonde]

...invented the razor before making eden.

Mr.Diablo, as you know it's...

[kongurous]

time for bed, and you need some sleep.

Sieg...

[Frattimonde]

...mich dein name.

Pfhor is...

[mcflurry_1982]

4?

5 is

[kongurous]

Phfife?

Vietnam is...

[Sirion]

a communist country.

If kongurous is the Spam Queen, then the spam King is...

[Frattimonde]

...your very own Lord Goth of Agony, Fratt!

Look it's AJ, our...

[Ragnarox]

...something that I cannot think of right now.

Hey, who spiked the...

[Frattimonde]

...frames?!

I'm off to see the wizard, I'm...

[Ragnarox]

...going to die before I get there!

Eat this you...!

[Frattimonde]

...mushroom eater!.

Dark goths shall reign from the...

[Kazansky]

...edges of the German slums to the ... ... uh ... ... edges of the German slums!!! :shiftyl:

"We gotta move men!! Gotta kill that motha...

[Ragnarox]

...that motha person that keeps tweaking the noses of the longhorns with pocket mirriors!

How interesting, AUGH! Get it...

[Frattimonde]

...away from me!

Bring forth my AK-74 and...

[Ragnarox]

...and say "Eat this you Bastard!" when I blow your face off with about 20 rounds.

Is something...?

[singo]

get indiscriminate with the bullethosing!


bambamdakkadakkafoomdakka! oh, you like that? here!.....

[Frattimonde]

...catch, ladie!

Aplha team, check...

[Ragnarox]

...the muffin storage.

Bacon is good with...

[Frattimonde]

...mashed potatoes.

The Russian goverment annouced today that...

[singo]

they are a government

no-one had noticed this before because......

[Frattimonde]

...everyone was busy in singing songs to Lenin and listening to Rammstein's song "Moskau".

Firefox is very...

[kongurous]

foxy.

Cake and polyester don't...

[Frattimonde]

...mix well because of the nasty after taste.

I like Mozilla Suite because...

[Kazansky]

...Mozilla, a giant lizard named Mo, tastes sweet when dumped on with a half thousand tons of crystallized sugar.

Kazansky's country club is a place where you can...

[kongurous]

wear gas masks and shoots stuff with Kalashnikovs all day!

The US navy is quite the...

[Kazansky]

...place where you DON'T die, and you can just simply train your big guns at the Marines' craft and fire, blaming the casualties on bad logistics.

Kongurous is the SPAM QUEEN because...

[kongurous]

she has nothing better to do and the Navy pays her quite well to be lazy. Which makes it the best service in the world.

Using a gladius with a scutum is...

[Kazansky]

...pretty friggin' painful.

Nobody dares to assasinate Britney Spears because...

[kongurous]

too manys nerds who haven't been laid would have nothing to faux-fornicate to.

Shouting obscenities for no apparent(or sane)reason is...

[Kazansky]

...pretty cool.

Nipples are fun to talk about because...

[kongurous]

you're scaring me.

Getting promotions in a lazy militant branch is...

[Kazansky]

a VERY VERY GOOD THING.

In the RKKA, everyone hates their Grand Marshal because...

[kongurous]

the Grand Marshal doesn't let them be lazy and make disturbing posts about disturbing behaviours on Warboards. USN! USN!

0_o is...

[Kazansky]

...hooter eyes.

Bayonets and Vietnam go well together 'cuz...

[kongurous]

the Viet Cong were sneaky bastards. *insert shifty-eyes here*

Technology and beer...

[Kazansky]

DO NOT MIX!! *insert dunchy here*

If the Soviets fought the Vietnam war together with the VietCong,

[kongurous]

America still would have kicked ass in an open battle. Of course, since the Viet Cong were sneaky bastards*insert shifty eyes*, we lost. Unofficially.(except the Patton and the M6 tank classes would have a bitch of a time against T-62s, and anything else theo soviets had.)

I am a communist first, a...

[Kazansky]

hardcore Soviet second.

The Red Army has recruited thousands of leopard seals because...

[kongurous]

Because Fenquin secretly hates being bashed by everyone.

My answer is assinine and best because...

[Kazansky]

you SAID IT WAS!!!

The Japanese like to fill their victim's bellies with rice and mercilessly jump on them because...

[kongurous]

your sentence fragment is wierder than your cousins.

Necrophylia is...

[Kazansky]

not a good thing for your penis. Dead people also don't give orgasms.

DENDROPHYLIA is...

[kongurous]

very, very, very disturbing.

Phobiaphylia is...

[Kazansky]

UNHEALTHY and not right...

fenguiphylia is... :alcoholic:

[kongurous]

the stages of getting drunk::beer::alcoholic:bananaroc:ghost:

I laugh whenever I see that because...

[Kazansky]

I coordinated it perfectly. :D

my gas mask smell like something awrful because...

[kongurous]

you have been through too many mustard gas clouds.

F00blars and dumbasses, lend me your...

[Kazansky]

(roflmao) noses!!!

Woooooooy is a Vietnamese battlecry because...

[kongurous]

everyone else stays away from them. Hell, I wasn't in Nam.

I have only been in one war because...

[Battlecruiser]

I died before I could fight another,

Halo 2 rocks because...

[kongurous]

your sig kicks ass.

Small, dangerous items+toddlers=

[Kazansky]

WeeeeeeeeeeWAAAAAA!!!!

In the name of the Red Army, I command you to...

[kongurous]

stop and smell the roses I just had imported from France!

Getting arrested...

[Kazansky]

is not fun if you're arrested by Russian police. They stuff all sorts of things up your ass.

My Doctor warned me about my...

[mcflurry_1982]

shots.

In my pants..

[Frattimonde]

...a large reptile is lurking.

Playing SoFII is very good, because...

[kongurous]

it's an acronym.

Acronyms are easy to make because...

[singo]

you can make them up and not need to think



kind of like......

[kongurous]

the SLA. Or the BMAA. or the JW.

Tremble mortals, and despair, doom...

[singo]

may also be an acronym


however, I doubt this because......

[kongurous]

DOOM isn't too good of an acronym(dogs of over menstruation?)

YMCA...

[singo]

young man.....theres a place you can go.....


I said young man.....

[mcflurry_1982]

dont be a villlage person. but still go to the Y-M-C-A.

Cuz you can have a good meal...

[Frattimonde]

...for just 5 bucks and a little ahola dance.

Looking down the barrel of a gun, makes you...

[kongurous]

think, "Why the hell did I the army?".

Becoming a hunter and mounting a ram...

[Frattimonde]

...is not so good for your private parts.

Being dead is like...

[singo]

going to sleep, only no one wakes you up in the morning with a cup of tea


so rather like.....

[Frattimonde]

...being alive but with an umbrella and a talking toaster machine.

"They're all dead Dave, a...

[singo]

big frig up happened with the reactor so i hologramized rimmer to keep you sane

"WHAT" said lister, "but I........"

[Frattimonde]

...rather be with Herman German the drug loving transvestite.

What the bloody hell, are you...

[singo]

an android with a head like a humourous ice-cube?


hmm, the red dwarf references are......