Finish my sentence

[Frattimonde]

...run towards him and give him all your bananas.

Alien, the eight...

[kongurous]

th movie in the series!(added a "h" to the end of eight)

Sentences fragments are...

[singo]

fragmented

like frag grenades, which also...

[kongurous]

explode in people's faces.

Italy...

[singo]

....is italian

portugal.....

[kongurous]

is not to be confused with Spain, Jr.

England...

[singo]

is the greatest nation on earth.

unlike...

[kongurous]

France.

This is because...

[singo]

the french are french


unlike....
:p

[kongurous]

the Canadians, who think they are French by speaking French, but they aren't.

Like the...

[singo]

erm, actually no-one because no-one else wants to be french


due to the fact that....

[kongurous]

France smells wierd.(seriously, go to Paris and tell me it doesn't smell like old cheese.)

Norway is...

[singo]

...unlike paris


as in it DOESNT....

[kongurous]

smell like old cheese.

It smells like...

[singo]

Snow and ice


which in turn smell like...

[kongurous]

polar bear excretement.

This is because...

[singo]

poklar bears shit in the snow


i have stopped censoring my language because.....

[Frattimonde]

...CNN censors it anyway for you.

Behold lord Archimonde and feel...

[kongurous]

the power as it goes into every single opening in your body!

Evil shall...

[Xenon]

always prevail over good.

This is because...

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt always manages to blow up the good forces battle tanks and always goes, "I'm so sorry but I've made a mistake".

John Clease and the germans does not get...

[singo]

Hitler impressions (who's this?)


they were frigging good.....

[kongurous]

, but I don't like eating leprechauns.

Beer+Irishmen=

[singo]

pissed irishman

Case of beer + singo =

[kongurous]

a good time.

the US Navy+laziness=

[singo]

the US navy :P


the 2 go hand in hand because.....

[kongurous]

Kongurous is in the Navy, and she bitches about it all the time.

Free beer+a renassaince fair=

[singo]

who cares what it equals - FREE BEER!


which leads to....

[kongurous]

things burning down.

Which leads to...

[singo]

running out of things to burn down


that is not good because......

[kongurous]

fire is fun.

Which leads to...

[singo]

mAKING MORE FIRE


BECAUSE.....

[kongurous]

you're using caps lock.

Refering to yourself in 3rd person is...

[singo]

not a good thing


despite this i do it a lot because...

[kongurous]

beer does that to ya.

English beer is better than...

[singo]

any other beer

because it is....

[kongurous]

from a nation of beer drinkers!

Copper mines are...

[singo]

in wales

which is a part of...

[kongurous]

England.

Copper mines are also in...

[singo]

WAles?

im sure i posted this b4, but probablym in.......

[kongurous]

Arizona.

The reason you didn't know that is...

[singo]

Because you are not spamming out enough threads


you are only spamming out....

[kongurous]

a couple threads. literally a couple.

In 19 posts, my post count will be...

[singo]

7-fooking-hundred


a landmark number cecause....

[kongurous]

you spelled because wrong.

Star Wars+strippers=

[singo]

star whores episode 360

i got that from.....

[kongurous]

the internet.

Cell phones give you...

[singo]

cell phonery


which is not...

[kongurous]

a word.

Falling through a roof is...

[singo]

apparently painful


i wouldnt know howerver because i have never.....

[kongurous]

stood on a hollow roof.

Radlin has...

[singo]

the name radlin


that was not very.....

[kongurous]

good bit of an answer.

Singo is...

[singo]

off his tits on beer


kongurous is...

[kongurous]

thinking that Brits drink too much.

Singo is thinking...

[singo]

..about drinking more beer!



kongurous is thinking....

[kongurous]

about kicking Singo in the nads and hiding him in a frozen pond for some ice-fishing people to find him in the morning.

Singo is thinking...

[singo]

abouit STILL drinking more beer so he wont feel when kongurous kicks him in the nads as the "beer armor" will protect him from all pain



like....

[kongurous]

being GD's eternal servant is any better.

Stripper medics with pepper spray+lots of beer+Singo=...

[singo]

..singo in pain because stripper medics used the pepper spray


which is not as bad as....

[kongurous]

being kicked in the nads by a disgruntled night elf who was mistakened for a stripper.

Warm beer+Singo+a red pill or a blue pill=...

[singo]

fuck that, ill take the pint, no faggoty pills for me!


cause face it, reality....

[kongurous]

sucks.

Singo keeps confusing the Why Thread with...

[singo]

the thread you confused the why thread wuth


AHA!...

[kongurous]

damn you

[singo]

my favourate band is german dispite the fact i am...

(i have no question to answer :P, so i didnt)

[kongurous]

English.

My favorite band is Australian despite the fact I am...(good luck with that one)

[singo]

american?

i deduced that skillingly from the fact that you are in the US navy :D


i am suprized that i maneged to....

[kongurous]

(doesn't mean I'm American. It means I kiss their asses.)

that, when Singo can't even spelled surprised.

That is because...

[singo]

singo has had enough beer to floor a rhinocerousd


I cant spell "rhinodcerous" because

[kongurous]

you're drunk off your mind.

This is because...

[singo]

i am drunk off my mind


my god im....

[kongurous]

seeing naked pictures of Singo! RUN AWAY!!!

This is because...

[singo]

seeing me naked is cause to run away


the fact i have a porn-star mustach is just......

[kongurous]

wrong because it isn't the '70s anymore.

Bitchin' about the cold is...

[singo]

because you are several degrees of latitude north of me


AND excuse me, dirk schlachter has a porn star mustach and he play bass for........

[kongurous]

Gamma-ray(i think)

Hamburg is...

[singo]

where KAI HANSEN WAS BORN!

(and you were right)

did you get that off the gamma ray website......

[kongurous]

or something else? the website.

Who'd win a fight, Gamma-ray or...

[singo]

freedom call?

the answer is obviously...

[kongurous]

Gamma-ray.

This is because...

[singo]

you know how i think so im obviously going to say Gamma ray (although dan zimmermann plays drums 4 freedom call)

as well as playing them for....

[kongurous]

some other band(im too lazy to look)

Frozen stuff...

[singo]

is not warm

the band he plays drums for is (you know the answer)...

[kongurous]

Gamma Ray, Easy Livin', Freedom Call, and he played on Iron Saviour as a guest.

I know this because...

[singo]

you googled "dan zimmerman"


so google...

[kongurous]

is wrong, because i looked on the website!

I am superior to...

[singo]

all those who do not know who gamma ray are...

even though you only know of them because you clicked the link in my........

[kongurous]

head.

Eatting shorts is...

[singo]

provinjg shorts are edible


however/.....

[kongurous]

you need to learn to spell while drunk.

England and London are...

[singo]

Places where people DONT spell whilst drunk


*very british accent* one would like.....

[kongurous]

to learn to spell while drunk, and to eat with your own ass.

balloons don't make good...

[singo]

submarines

they keep....

[kongurous]

going to the surface.

Toilets don't make good...

[singo]

sleeping bags


nor do....

[kongurous]

alligators.

Grandkids and guns don't...

[singo]

mix well at all


because...

[Frattimonde]

...they just don't.

Grandpa always get gases during...

[singo]

world war one (okay, my great-grandad did)


mmm, mustard gas......

[Frattimonde]

...is good friend against covenant.

I got you in my sight and...

[Xenon]

you look stupid.

Speaking of sights...

[Frattimonde]

...over there's Fenguin chasing after MarkPyro.

The evningstar is...

[singo]

a star in the evening


plasma torpedoes....

[Frattimonde]

...are not good as joints.

Look, it's a big...

[gediminas]

...a big fat Greek wedding.

How could...

[kongurous]

my house burn down in the middle of the ocean?

Buying your own island is...

[Frattimonde]

...damn expensive!

Those whom are always so blind in obtaining power, must learn...

[Demon_Child]

that with great power; comes great responsibility.


If at first you don't succeed...

[Frattimonde]

...try again or just give up and go play Halo at legendary skill.

It's time for more...

[singo]

Legendery halo 2


on that subject, on legendary how do you get past.......

[Frattimonde]

...the gold elites?

"Wort, wort, wort"; Said the...

[singo]

thing that says wort


what is this.....

[Frattimonde]

..., did MC think to himself when he first saw the flood.

He thought that they were friendly and picked one up, but...

[singo]

...it tried to burrow throuh his armour and skin to take residence inside his ribcage and control his nervous system


"oh bugger" he then said, looking up and

[Frattimonde]

...saw a laughing elite falling down upon him.

"Ooff, damn heavy elites"; he said and began to...

[singo]

try and lift the 8 foot bugger off his chest


then he said "lucky this wasnt a..."

[Frattimonde]

..."hunter" and then finaly he managed to threw the elite off his body.

"Now, how am I going to get this flood...

[singo]

out of my nervous system...

"aha, i'll use a..."

[gediminas]

aha, i'll use a condom next time!

Compared to PC shooters, console ones...

[singo]

not as good (dicounting the halo series)


this is because......

[Frattimonde]

...the controller always vibrates away from your hands and becomes most difficult to hold.

"Why are you always so...

[gediminas]

strict to me, dad? Please, don't beat me...

Why did a boy and a girl...

[singo]

because otherwise it would make a crap story - the fact it did anyway is irrelevent


just like.....

[The_Maker]

a book is made out of paper...


In life there are 2 things that matter, 1 Computers 2....

[Ragnarox]

In life there are 2 things that matter, 1 Computers 2 Electricity to run them.


Sledge hammer is to wall as Buzzsaw is to...

[Calibur]

Sledge hammer is to wall as Buzzsaw is to that guy who lives down the block that I don't like.

Fist is to face as foot is to..

[Ragnarox]

Fist is to Face as Foot is to kicking the door of a house open during a drug raid.

Ship is to surface as submarine is to...

[kongurous]

blowing up stuff on the aforementioned surface.

Rockets to explosions as...

[Ragnarox]

chemical warfare is to choking and gurggling.

Damage Control? What ever gave you that idea...could it be...

[Frattimonde]

...to much rasberry jam.

Arise dark one of the...

[kongurous]

Headcrabs!

Headcrabs are...

[gediminas]

...sometimes kept as pets with their sting removed.

The crowbar is...

[kongurous]

the perfect weapon against those damn headcrabs.

Killing headcrabs with a crowbar is...

[Fenguin]

... as stress-relieving as smearing butter all over someone's face.

I thought of you while I was...

[kongurous]

smashing in your brains!*queue maniacal laughing*

Fenquin likes to...

[Frattimonde]

...huggle MarkPyro and MarkPyro huggles him back.

Fratt likes always to...

[kongurous]

spam up this thread.

Oh wait, I'm confusinf Fratt with...

[Frattimonde]

...the Fallout crazed junkie OleTheMurder, (rAyban).

It's a collosial...

[kongurous]

elephant-wearing baboon!

Being crazy is...

[Frattimonde]

...being mad under a different label.

Mmmm, yummy...

[kongurous]

This tastes like raw cow.

Half-life 2 is to Halo 2 as...

[Frattimonde]

...something I don't know.

"Ahh, Obue'Mann"; said the...

[madman5]

whatever

a/strongbad_email.exe

Dear Strong Bad,......

[Frattimonde]

...your breath smells like old cheese and your chin is bigger than Kerry's.

Omg, it's a grunt and he's...

[kongurous]

disco dancing!

Macho...

[Frattimonde]

...is nacho.

*Bleep* it said and then...

[gediminas]

the bomb countdown stopped at 0.01

Thank God, we...

[Frattimonde]

...saved the salami from being blow to pieces.

"What are you...

[Ragnarox]

doing with those ketchup packs and the Uzi 9mm?

Now, where did those...

[Frattimonde]

...bloody burritos go?

*BBC Intro Tune* "The covenant are currently massing an attack upon earth and the prime minister has announced that...

[kongurous]

"...he is a pansy and is turning over power of the United Kingdom to Kongurous, who has decided to make the former Prime Minister moon the covenant ships as they come in, with 'Kiss it!' written on his ass in permanent marker."

The Hunters are...

[Frattimonde]

...Tailbans in halloween costumes.

Looking down in the barrel of a gun, makes you...

[kongurous]

think "oh shit"

Not looking down the barrel of a gun makes you...

[madman5]

....the guy holding the gun

"Guns don't kill people.....

[kongurous]

lightsabers kill people.

Digital cameras...

[Frattimonde]

...are good and easy to carry, if it's not made by some strange Microsoft divsion that is obessed with making heavy stuff.

Oh look, it's a cute covenant grunt and he's...

[Hawthorne]

... gonna gut you like a goat.

What do we say to our commanding President, children...

[Frattimonde]

...of the enclave?

He's a big dumb...

[Hawthorne]

donkey head?

When I grow up I'm gonna be a...

[Frattimonde]

...A soldier of fortune with a big and nice OICW.

Mullins, get back here and...

[The_Maker]

run the other way!

When I leave....

[Frattimonde]

...school, I'm gonna rule!

Load that M-60 and prepare for...

[Hawthorne]

baking class.

What the f**k are you doing with that...

[DARKSLAYER456]

inflatable doll?

why are u molesting..

[Frattimonde]

...the minigun.

Mr.Payne I've been...

[Hawthorne]

a bad, bad gangster.

Where are we gonna put all of this...

[Frattimonde]

...excriment?

The president annouced today that...

[Hawthorne]

all of the troops in Iraq belonging to the USA will...have pie for lunch.


We all shed our leprecon skins because...

[The_Maker]

leprecons are snakes!

XBOX is the color green and....

[Frattimonde]

...black for taste.

M4A1 Carbine is a very...

[The_Maker]

Technical thing...

Fratt means....

[kongurous]

fraternity.

When bears attack...

[Frattimonde]

...take a snack.

Snickers, grab yourself a...

[Ragnarox]

Colt .45 and defend your Snickers.

Auuggh! The cheese is...

[Hawthorne]

so smelly.

Grab that grenade and shove it into that...

[Frattimonde]

...gorgon's private hole.

Look, it's a gecko and he's

[singo]

On the ceiling

he is up there because.....

[Schwitzer]

...singo wants to eat him.

Fortunately for the gecko...

[singo]

singo hasnt got a ladder

however, he does have a....

[Frattimonde]

...copy of UT.

Wort, I say and...

[singo]

damn you all!

I said....

[Hawthorne]

get that cannon in-line!

So remember kids, when killing all of the world remember to get a copy of...

[singo]

the checklist "if i were an evil overlord" (see the thread "what movies teach us" or whatever its called)

and also....

[Frattimonde]

...bring the nachos and tzatsiki.

Thy inferior tongue will be...

[singo]

ground into dust


as will....

[Frattimonde]

...your precious ring.

Flush at once and bring forth the...

[kongurous]

tide of excretal discomfort!

Spam...

[Frattimonde]

..,spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam.

Give a White...

[mcflurry_1982]

bucket of paint

and...

[Nahotnoj]

...a chisel on the block.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...

[mcflurry_1982]

and dont remember the rest of the lyrics to that song.

The light inside...

[Frattimonde]

...me shall never shine and my black wings shall grow greater than those of the highest of seraphs, I am Lucifer and doom shall soon reign upon thee.

"Doubtful", said god and...

[Dezzick]

with a rod of Iron

I have the latest post in every forum and frat...

[Frattimonde]

...constanly tries to convert me into a black metal head.

It's time for a nippey and a...

[Dezzick]

....????

Deezed strangles fratt and...

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt becomes angry and releases himself from Deezeds grip.

Then all suddenly Fratt uses Metamorphis and turns into...

[Dezzick]

a mutant.

deezed vaporises the mutant and...

[Frattimonde]

...wins the UT gold prize for deathmatch.

Later in the n00b furnace room, Deezed...

[Dezzick]

feeds some n00bs to his flamer

Frat eats all the donuts and...

[Frattimonde]

...insists that Deezed says "Fratt" and not "Frat".

Meanwhile, Fenguin is hiding in Radlins room and...

[Dezzick]

radlin eats him.

Deezed learns to spell fratts name and...

[Frattimonde]

...then Deezed shots Fratt with rock salt just to annoy him.

Fratt becomes furious and he...

[Dezzick]

turns back into a mutant

deezed grabs the gluon gun and kills the mutant and...

[Frattimonde]

...becomes transported mysteriously into AJ's Macintosh.

Confused and not knowing how to get out, Deezed...

[Dezzick]

eats AJs Motherboard

Deezed eats...

[Frattimonde]

...eats, and eats until AJ becomes so furious and throws Deezed out from his Mac back to the WB realm.

Meanwhile, Fratt is lurking in his dark tower and he's baking evil...

[Dezzick]

but the oven explodes.

Deezed lays siege to the tower and...

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt insists him to stop and make peace with him.

Lets play UT or we can...

[flaming_squegee]

Join my BF1942 clan.

My mind is distorted...

[Ragnarox]

so its useless to try and think.

Resistance is...

[kongurous]

a good idea!

Live long and...

[Frattimonde]

...prosper.

Time for a little...

[flaming_squegee]

pecan pie.

My head hurts...

[mcflurry_1982]

when i hit it against the wall

but asprin..

[Frattimonde]

...usually does the trick and makes me see strange things.

"Lok-Thar-Ogar"; did the warchief cry out and...

[singo]

recieved an arrow through the skull for his troubles.

his grunts proceeded to charge the....

[Frattimonde]

...humans whom killed their chief and ran towards them, enraged in imaginable bloodlust.

"Say Charles, I think it's time for a cup of tea and a nice little...

[singo]

game of croquet....is tha attitude that made the empire


the one that lost it was.....

[Frattimonde]

Napoleon with his bloody itch.

"Hail to king, baby"; said...

[flaming_squegee]

penicliin-boy.

Ny-Quil makes me see and do...

[mcflurry_1982]

wierd stuff

with my...

[Frattimonde]

...huge rod I will even make the Eiffeltower feel jealousy!

Time for a little blood and a nice...

[mcflurry_1982]

rampage.

and on this rampage...

[Frattimonde]

...bring my sandwich with eggs, and HAM!

Sharpen your axes as well and bring the...

[XZminX]

...new pack of juicy fruit.

I got a bit hungry since I last layed my eyes on...

[Frattimonde]

(OOC: Ahh Xmin, so You've joined our little game!)

...those orcsies and balroqs.

There's dirty work at foot, call...

[XZminX]

....the ghost busters.
They gotta do something about...

[Frattimonde]

...that most dreadful sallad eating green slime abomination.

Admist the dark corners of my mind, there lurks an...

[XZminX]

...invisible half-zerg beast.
Perhaps this spawn has some clue about the...

[Frattimonde]

...wierd fingers sticking out from my spine!?

I am the end of the beginning and the beginning of the end, my name is....

[XZminX]

...the Reaper and I'm the reaper himself.
No man can....

[Frattimonde]

...kill me!

"I am no man and don't you...

[XZminX]

...use your female charm to trick me.
You tricked me once....

[Frattimonde]

...before, but no longer shall you trick me.

In a superior dimension, Christopher Walken is running for...

[XZminX]

....Cambodian Winter Olimpic Games team.
He sure will have to...

[Frattimonde]

...defeat GW Bush with his cannoli.

Greetings, I'm Fratt the run-out-of-the-mill annoying dark lord and I...

[XZminX]

...shall bring ya all some laughter.
OMG WTF is wrong with me I'm ROFLMFAO b/c...

[Frattimonde]

...and I'm unable to stop saying "Omg".

Mr.MarkPyro as you understand we have...

[XZminX]

...some unpleasant job to take care of.
So, please...

[kongurous]

take off your pants and put on the gown.

Powdered donuts...

[XZminX]

....have to get smashed.
Then we'll...

[kongurous]

make them into rabbots(a robot rabbit)

A car made out of spare Soviet tank parts...

[Frattimonde]

...is always good for mowing the lawn.

Fratt'Ka be my crazed...

[XZminX]

...is parked in my backyard.
These nuclear left-overs are...

[Frattimonde]

...good for my stomach.

Somewhere in the hells, Fratt's...

[kongurous]

being pwned by my avatar.

Cellphones are...

[Frattimonde]

...annoying when people have orgasm sounds as their dial sound.

Marathon, the last...

[XZminX]

...left way of tortuing people. :)
I ate...

[Frattimonde]

(OOC: Too slow, not.)

...AJ's Mac and now I can't go near him as he's raging in steam.

Obue'Guru sat quietly and played on his obue, but then suddenly...