Finish my sentence

[Sirion]

Shoe company

Star Wars...

[Frattimonde]

...versus Predator.

Getting gas is not so...

[Sirion]

easy, seeing as how the prices are so high.

Barbie...

[Frattimonde]

...is just Barbie.

The Alien is always so persistant in...

[Sirion]

AvP

I like...

[The_Maker]

black holes with lots of power.

You dont like...

[Sirion]

beanie babies and other things that are "cute" and "adorable".

A plaugue on this earth is...

[Frattimonde]

...people like Bush.

"For the best of Germany", said the...

[Sirion]

Nazi, who was killed by an Ally in the next few seconds.

Medal of Honor...

[The_Maker]

is a FPS video game

Compaq is a....

[Sirion]

a type of computer.

Spinach is...

[Xenon]

good for you and tastes yummy.

Whenever I eat shit...

[Sirion]

you get sick.

My favorite superhero is...

[ShadeZ]

ShadeZ

Markets are usually full of

[kongurous]

stuff to be marketed.

Water should not be confused with...

[ShadeZ]

Dihydrogen Monoxide :P

Monkey brains are most commonly found in...

[kongurous]

monkeys.

Camel fur makes good...

[ShadeZ]

fur for camels. ^.^

Monkeys from mars should be exported to...

[kongurous]

to Venus, because men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, and that same should apply to monkeys.

Helicopter blades should not go...

[Sirion]

On top of somone head.

I would like to go...

[kongurous]

help Kongurous beat open frozen ponds with a hammer in -28 degree snow and drizzle.

Arkhangel'sk, Russia is not a good place in...

[Sirion]

Someones unimportant mind.

Counter-Strike: Source is one of the...

[kongurous]

most annoying games never to hit the market.

Bunnies are...

[Xx_bender_xX]

the root of all evil

Oh no!! my...

[kongurous]

foot exploded!

Bite my...

[Calibur]

Bite my left nut.

Oh god you bit me, you bastard I'm going to...

[GrassDragon]

Oh god you bit me, you bastard I'm going to... *SPLOOGE*

Oh shit, that was a...

[Frattimonde]

...beaver coming down my pants.

To arms my brothers and strike...

[Sirion]

...the evil bunnies in all of their cuteness!

God bless us...

[GrassDragon]

God bless us and no one else.

For I am the light, and...

[Frattimonde]

I am a texan ranger...

Despair not my brothers, for...

[ShadeZ]

Despair not my brothers, for Happyness is just around the corner (Provided you can go across that lava pool)

When Bob woke up, in front of him he saw somebody...

[kongurous]

stealing his clothes and writing Redrum on the wall with a bloody finger.

Calendars are slowly trying to...

[Frattimonde]

...turn the time.

I want a sandwich, with

[kongurous]

pickles and pigs' feet.

Adolescense is...

[Frattimonde]

...something you don't have.

Nobody tosses the dwarf or...

[Xenon]

we won't have anything to eat for supper. MMmMmmmMMMM... Dwarves; the other, other, other white meat.

When my cock-ring gets too tight I...

[Calibur]

break it off with my tremendous erection.

When I was your age you could..

[Frattimonde]

...think that I was you.

TheXenon is always so...

[Xenon]

damned right, and always says what I was thinking but didn't have the balls to say.

Fratt is the opposite of Xenon because...

[ShadeZ]

he says stuff and you're too afraid to say it :D and he's a cartoon and you're not. (avy) and he has a pic and you don't (siggy) and you... ok, I shut up now.

When red birds in tuxedos show up, you should allways...

[Mindslaver]

...pinch yourself and wake up.

Oh my goodness, my cat just...

[kongurous]

puked up a furball.

When Santa Clause shows up, you should always..

[singo]

kneecap him with a shotgun...i mean, what kind of sicko climbs into kiddies rooms at night?


on the subject of shotguns........

[kongurous]

Rednecks seem to love them.

On the subject of Rednecks,...

[Xenon]

cc: Protosschick99

And this one time, at band camp...

[kongurous]

there was free NASCAR stuff, and redneck christmas stuff.

TheXenon scares...

[The_Maker]

the crap out of the bannas.

The bannas scare... (I hope this doesn't excallate btw;) )

[kongurous]

scare bananas.

In Soviet Russia, road fork...

[The_Maker]

means a fork in the road! :lame: again ;)

In Ireland bannas(ok I will stop now :P) are...

[kongurous]

one of the funny ways to spell banana.

In Soviet Russia, :lame: means...

[The_Maker]

something in russian.

Why does this happen once every 1 and a half-2 weeks or so?

[kongurous]

because both of us are too competitive.

Dahsveedawnya means...(and i know i misspelled it for those fluent in Russian)

[The_Maker]

idk :P

In Latin Quid Agis means...

[kongurous]

it has something to do with the number 4.

The english and german languages are...

[The_Maker]

forms of communication.


In Latin Muem Praynomen Est means... (I spelled it wrong btw)

[kongurous]

42.

Latin is...

[The_Maker]

A language... (btw the correct answer is My first Name is... :P)

Making is a....

[kongurous]

the same as creating.

Russia is a paradise to...

[The_Maker]

look at a big building with Onion shaped domes :P

Honolulu is....

[kongurous]

a funny word.

La-li-lu-le-lo is a nickname for...

[Frattimonde]

...the liutenant

Kerrigan is always so...

[Xenon]

...twisted. Like this one time at band camp, Kerrigan asked me to pee on her... and I did...

Axe deodorant spray is the best thing since...

[Frattimonde]

...the invention of axelgrease.

My name's Duke Nukem and I'm ready for...

[kongurous]

to run home to Mommy because I got shot in the foot.

E=MC...

[Frattimonde]

...by the Einstein the man.

For death, glory and a...

[kongurous]

bigass piece of pizza.

Give me liberty or...

[Frattimonde]

...a sandwich with eggs, and HAM!

Lörd of the Wings, is the öne and önly....

[kongurous]

thing that can be parodied by so many people on Newgrounds.com, and by the Frattlings.(i have seen that parody too)

Sweden is...

[Frattimonde]

....wunderschön und gut.

The one ring...

[kongurous]

is too overpowered.

Sauron's dark armies...

[Frattimonde]

...is looking for Theodon's Sandwich with eggs and ham.

The god whom once died, shalleth...

[kongurous]

die already!

Two shillings and a...

[Frattimonde]

...penny for thy shoes, good sir.

The lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he will...

[kongurous]

respell it Mordor.

HAMMM!!!!....

[Frattimonde]

...HAAMM!!! HAAMM!!!

Where's my bloody...

[kongurous]

sandwhich with eggs... AND HAM!


So this is what I have to do to get...

[Frattimonde]

...laid with the elven princess!

Sauron, thy reign is...

[kongurous]

about to end, because I finally have my sandwich!

Eomer, take your eored around the left flank and bring me...

[Sirion]

some pie!

Aragorn, go to the

[Frattimonde]

...ladies room and get Legolas here on the double!

As Aragorn enter the ladies room, he sees Legolas whom is...

[kongurous]

actually a woman!

If a tree falls in a...

[Frattimonde]

...forest, there surely will fall a lot more.

Fratt is ultimate and...

[kongurous]

and a pansy.

Kongurous is the queen of...

[Frattimonde]

...of the night elven wardens.

Morgoth, the lord of...

[kongurous]

odd names.

Arcades flourished in...

[Xenon]

ancient Rome.

LotR sucks because...

[kongurous]

TheXenon says it does, and TheXenon knows all!

Pencil sharpeners do not make good...

[Frattimonde]

...as weapons against the taliban.

What do you...

[kongurous]

think about universal paradoxes?

Everyone who misspells a simple word should...

[Frattimonde]

...simply try to spell it again.

The dark lord will not be...

[ShadeZ]

The dark lord will not be pleased that you have eaten his cheese

When all else fails....

[Frattimonde]

...call the pope!

Hey boss-man, we have been...

[kongurous]

very naughty.

Katamari Damacy is a very fucked up...

[Frattimonde]

...transvestite.

Where's my sandwich, the one with...

[kongurous]

pigs' feet and dried clam legs!

All I wanted was a sandwich the ham and...

[Frattimonde]

...lovely eggs from hens of the shire.

The WB IRC is a dangerous wild west, where you every move...

[kongurous]

really isn't a move.

Polyester doesn't mix well with...

[Frattimonde]

...dynamite.

The Ringwraith only wants...

[kongurous]

to be loved.

To be, or not...

[Frattimonde]

...bloody be the cool question.

LSD stands for...

[kongurous]

something I don't know.

He-man...

[Frattimonde]

...is really the man-she is disquise.

Duke Nukem is always ready for...

[kongurous]

pain.

Max Payne is ready for...

[Frattimonde]

...redemption and luve again.

Arise Diablo and bring me a...

[kongurous]

a sandwich with eggs and ham.

TypingMaster makes fun of...

[Frattimonde]

...GrassDragons boat.

For death, glory and a...

[kongurous]

an elven slave.

Medics make good...

[Frattimonde]

...dominas in need of displine among the troops.

Find them and...

[kongurous]

keep your perverted thoughts to yourself.

If you like pina colatas...

[Frattimonde]

...drink cocaine with Baileys.

"And on the 12th day, god created TheXenon so that all would despair from his...

[kongurous]

sex-talk would ensue(don't kill me, Xenon, you scare me)

And on the 13th day of Creation, God created...

[Frattimonde]

...Bush for no apparent reason.

On the 14th day, god created Fratt for...

[kongurous]

kissing kongurous's ass.

On the 15th day of Creation, God created AJ...

[Frattimonde]

...so that the lovely Warboards could exist.:P

When something goes then blame Whiteknight, because...

[kongurous]

because the stripper medics and stripper night elves have enough shit to deal with.

I always pick an avatar that usually ends up the...

[Frattimonde]

...same.

A dark raven beheld kongurus from a distance, and he...

[kongurous]

had perverted thoughts about night elf archers. and the ever welcome Priestess of the Moon.

I think most males looking at medics or female night elves are...

[Frattimonde]

...just simply horny males.

Frattimonde arise and bring forth your...

[kongurous]

guide to non-perversion.

Christmas...

[Frattimonde]

...is snowy and whiiiiiiiittte!

I'm referred to as autumn, because...

[kongurous]

you wish you were as pretty as kongurous.

Arkhangel'sk is...

[Frattimonde]

...a russian city I believe.

Macintosh G5 is so nice and smooth, yet...

[kongurous]

not good enough to be a woman.(and yes, Arkhangel'sk is a russian city. a damn cold one around this time of year, too.)

Windows is better than macintosh because...

[Frattimonde]

...Windows thinks it's better than everything when it's not, and mac is supreme and almost never get viruses and makes fun of windows by calling it wintendo!

I always get a blue screen somehow on XP, bring me a sandwich for I must...

[kongurous]

practice staring at the screen.

Fake christmas trees don't...

[Frattimonde]

...apply for me nor works as smoking weed.

My precious, we must...

[kongurous]

stare at stripper medics, we must!!!

Ich habe ein schwein in...

[Frattimonde]

...mein Lederhosen und ein Baum auf mein Kopf!

I want you to...

[kongurous]

talk real sexily and slowly strip down.

I have a low...

[Frattimonde]

...deep sexy voice and divine shapes.

It's time to say...

[kongurous]

Fratt is in love with a monkey.

Ich mag nicht...

[Frattimonde]

...und, I speak english instead.

Darkness join with me and let me become...

[kongurous]

Бог знает.

25 knots is...

[Frattimonde]

...approximately 40 km per hour.

Moskau ist eine schönes stadt, und ich...

[kongurous]

mag es viel.

Hammers+frozen ponds=...

[Frattimonde]

...unforeseen consequence.

Behold me, I Lucifer the angel...

[kongurous]

of All Things Shiny That Man Does Not Need But Desires Anyway

G'nit'kram is...

[Frattimonde]

...some Klingon word that I don't know.

RPing is a very nice...

[kongurous]

activity.

Cybering is...

[Frattimonde]

...exciting.

Bring me my sword, my horse and my...

[Ragnarox]

Bring me my sword, my horse and my dreaded chicken of doom.

I was falling through the hole when I fell again through the very same hole again and again, then I suddenly...

[Frattimonde]

...realized that I was in the bottomless pit of the abyss.

To arms my brother and slay the....

[kongurous]

Frattlings.

Laugh and grow...

[Frattimonde]

...as I eat my sandwich with eggs, and HAM!

Moria, you fear to go into those mines, the dwarves...

[kongurous]

fart too much.

Luke, I am your...

[Frattimonde]

...mother!

Bring forth the ring Frodo, and...

[kongurous]

don't graph a deer antler to your groin.

Finish my...

[singo]

beer, im going to sleep

and what is wrong with.....

[kongurous]

mood rings?

the Magic 8 Ball is...

[singo]

something i have never heard of


which is suprising because......

[kongurous]

you probably weren't born into '70s America. Then again, niether was I, but my mom had one from the '70s. Look it up.

Cheap beer+strippers=

[singo]

Fun Fun Fun

Rednecks + Firearms + Alcohol = ..........

[kongurous]

deer becoming extinct.

Modred(or some else, i dont remember)send Gene Ray...

[singo]

.....something


that was......

[kongurous]

an astute essay.

I'm out of...

[singo]

.....Ideas


I know this because.....

[kongurous]

you're a wuss.

chatrooms+horny old men=

[singo]

LYNCH MOB!...admit it, they deserve it


Oi, what are you...

[Frattimonde]

...some kinda Jedi?

Death will...

[kongurous]

will watch you suffer for a couple hours.

I want. To feel...

[singo]

A spiky club in my hand when I am hitting some one repeatedly with it.


I on the other hand......

[Frattimonde]

...will use my shotgun.

Lucifer arise and show thy shining...

[kongurous]

'area'.

Eat my...

[Frattimonde]

staff and be silent!

Baharum, don't be hasty young...

[flaming_squegee]

whipersnapper.

Why do dogs...

[Frattimonde]

...always hump my leg!?

When Fenguin's around, be sure to...

[Hawthorne]

wear a mask.

That smelly smell that...

[Frattimonde]

...engulfs this room is from the dark radioactive Fallout hole done accidently by the millitant Frattlings.

Bewarn, there is a...

[singo]

GIANT ALLIGATOR, RUNAWAY!


hmm, giant alligators are.....

[flaming_squegee]

vera vera tastie ^^.

my friends dog jizzed my other friends hand because...*true story btw*

[Frattimonde]

...and bought a sandwich with eggs and HAM!

Macintosh shall rule supreme and...

[Xenon]

...then we shall all wake up.

The monster in my closet wants some...

[flaming_squegee]

pie.

I have the urge to "pown" each and every donut because...

[Xenon]

... they're the only things that won't fight back.

When I lit my fart on fire...

[mcflurry_1982]

... I lit the curtains on fire.

After the curtains burned to ashes...

[Frattimonde]

...the evil Gremlin will come and steal all your cookies.

Behold me, I the morningstar and...

[The_Maker]

the frattling star :P

I am not an uber...

[flaming_squegee]

egg eater.

Deck the halls with...

[Frattimonde]

...swords and donuts!

Hail to the king...

[Killphill]

...of the dead!

Last time I crossed the street...

[Frattimonde]

...Quentin Tarantino gave me a shotgun and told me to be "sweet".

War never changes, nor will...

[flaming_squegee]

never change.

Gravy...

[Frattimonde]

...heavens with beer and donuts.

Foamy likes to...

[kongurous]

lots of unsavory words.

Belief in the power of...

[singo]

..Inebriation allows you to make an ass of youself and not care...until the morning


hmm, inebriation....

[flaming_squegee]

taste like donuts.

Shicken n' Beer are...

[Frattimonde]

...unknown to me.

You got something on your...

[Markpyro]

Shirt xD

When the fenguin saw a group of newbies in IRC....

[Frattimonde]

...he began to spray and pray them down with his FN FAL.

Omg, it's the evil spammer, call...

[singo]

SPAMBUSTERS!

Who ya gonna call?


sweet baby jesus and the orphans......

[Frattimonde]

...began to play Halo on their newly bought mega x-box.

Chief, what are you...

[kongurous]

you doing with the ion blaster and deactivation key", said Cortana wearily.

"Mmmmm... taste like..."

[Frattimonde]

...hunter roast with a touch of flood sauce.

Oh look, it's a cute little covenant and he's...

[kongurous]

he's having the shit beat out of him(it?)by Master Chief! How cute!

Being the only girl on a ship full of men...

[Frattimonde]

...I always carry a mini-crossbow wrapped inside my turqoise handerchief.

Hath thou seen my...

[kongurous]

computer-ith?

Corinth...

[Frattimonde]

...is not here, this is Mordor.

Ahh, there's nothing like the touch of sulphur rain and the taste of...

[singo]

.....Saltpetre and charcoal to mix and blow things up with


blowing things up is.....

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt's daily buisness.

"For the horde", said...

[kongurous]

the deranged Orc from Lord of the Rings.

Hey! You're...

[Schwitzer]

Hey! You're...

...undoing my fly! Why are you doing that? Is there something in there that you want?

» Oh my, what an impressive...

[singo]

......flaming thingy (which goes without saying - all flaming thingys are impressive)


schwitzer is obsessed with.....

[kongurous]

seemingly odd things.

Australia...

[singo]

Is slightly australian


so, geography then.......

[kongurous]

is obviously not Singo's strongpoint.

The best place to whack someone with a baseball bat is...

[singo]

Somewhere no one is going to see you hit them


such a place would be......

[kongurous]

the ass.

Eat my...

[singo]

Napalm!

I love napalm because.....

[kongurous]

it blows rats up.

Colonel Sanders was...

[singo]

...from a family of people who liked sanding things so much they changed their family name


man they were a bunch of...

[kongurous]

damn sandin' sanders.

How many licks does...

[singo]

It take to clean a carpark?


the answer is......

[kongurous]

something I would rather not know about.

Singo and Kongurous are...

[singo]

....spamming little gits


not that that is necassarily....

[kongurous]

true for Kongurous, she just needs the post count to be superior to every else.

It's...

[singo]

just one of those things


like....

[kongurous]

a broken vacuum cleaner.

Frozen ponds+a bigass hammer=

[singo]

icy shrapnel all over the place


brick wall + a big ass sledgehammer

[kongurous]

a shattered wall in 3 hours.

War and...

[singo]

more war is the story of human civilization


which is depressing because...

[kongurous]

I'm bored.

Instant noodles are...

[singo]

instant and noodley


noodley is not a real word because....

[kongurous]

you made it up.

Salad dressing does not mix well with...

[singo]

anti-salad dressing (a unique form of antimatter)


this is because......

[kongurous]

it is.

Beer is...

[gediminas]

Beer is not good for your weight.

Can you feel the...

[Frattimonde]

dark force of the undead, creeping up behind you?

It is time to...

[kongurous]

sing Puff the Magic Dragon.

Laugh it up,...

[Frattimonde]

...with the orcish cookbook.

Galadrim, move...

[kongurous]

before my size 24 hoof goes up your ass, and it will with the right amount of force.

Game manuals...

[Dark_Viper]

Game manuals... are for sissies.

Where O where has my little....

[Frattimonde]

...Willie smith gone?

When playing Warcraft III online, you often meet...

[singo]

People who ALSO play warcraft III online


such as....

[kongurous]

cheap chumps who can't afford an MMO.

Coldness is to heat, as...

[Schwitzer]

Coldness is to heat, as...

...suave is to sexy.

"Lower," she breathed...

[singo]

....As she gasped for air in the depressurized plane cabin.


If we go any lower......

[kongurous]

We're gonna hit that Thereisnocowlevel!

Vikings were...

[singo]

Big and hairy

just like....

[kongurous]

a drunk bull.

Warboards...

[singo]

...attracts spammers

like S*it does....

[kongurous]

poor people who need something to sell.

Ice...

[flaming_squegee]

is cold.

Fire...

[Dark_Viper]

is green when copper is thrown in

[Markpyro]

Since you didnt start a sentance....


A computer...

[Frattimonde]

...owned god before he made the macintosh.

Omg, it's a noobish...

[Markpyro]

BlueMicrobyte

If you see fenguin....

[Xenon]

rip his fucking arm off!

If you see Markpyro...

[Frattimonde]

...huggle him and then steal his Fenguin.

It's time to kill and...

[mcflurry_1982]

catch the fish in his avy.


If you see a monkey...